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Edward M. Miller . Editor
Sol Abramson . Managing Editor
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News and Editor Phones, 655
THURSDAY, OCTOBER 22, 1925
Harold Kirk . Associate Editor
"Webster Jones . Sports Editor
Philippa Sherman . Feature Editor
Frank H. Loggan .-. Manager
Wayne Leland . Associate Manager
Business Office Phone
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Wilbur Wester
Mildred Carr
Esther Davis
Day Editors
Alice Kraeft
John O’Meara
Geneva Drum
Frances Bourhill
Lynn Wykoff
Ronald Sellars
Paul Luy
Night Editors
Ray Nash
Carvel Nelson
John Black
Sports Writers: Dick Godfrey and Dick Syring.
Feature Writers: Bernard Shaw, James De Pauli,
and Walter Cushman.
Upper News Staff
Mary Benton Edward Smith
Margaret Vincent Ruth Gregg
Mary Baker
Jack Hempstead
Claudia Fletcher
Lylah McMurphy
William Schulz
Mary Conn
Barbara Blythe
Pauline Stewart
Jane Dudley
Grace Fisher
News Staff
Beatrice Harden
Frances Cherry
Arthur Priaulx
Margaret Hensley
James Leake
Ruby Lister
Genevieve Morgan
Minnie Fisher
Helen Wadleigh
Miller Chapman
Business Staff
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Short Story
Happy Ending
Today is Thursday, tomorrow Friday.
The next day, Saturday, may be the big
gest day in many a year, athletically
speaking, for the University. Two days
hence, California, for five years the un
disputed football king, faces Oregon on
Webfoot territory. Almost without our
knowing it the day has crept upon us—
the day that all followers of Northwest
sport have been waiting for—when Ore
gon is to have the chance of putting a
ring in the nose of the Bear.
• * * •
A . glorious opportunity! California)
famous the nation over, waiting for a
ring in its nose!
# * * *
California is facing heavy odds; and
if wishes have any thing to do with it,
Oregon is sitting pretty. All the world
loves a winner—unless the winner wins
all the time. Then no one loves him.
Oregon has the advantage of playing on
home territory, before a large portion of
the Oregon students, and all amidst an
atmosphere that is prayerfully well-wish
ing.
* # * *
Last night the Bruins embarked from
the home stamping grotmds where they
have been practicing until late in the
evening under the glare of arc lights At
this moment the Bears are hastening
north, eager for Oregon meat. Exactly
four years have passed since Oregon last
met California, that session having ended
in a Bruin feast, California 39, Oregon 0.
Eight years back, in 1917, Oregon admin
istered its last California lacing, emerg
ing victorious, 21-0.
# • • •
Again, California is facing heavy odds.
For the first time in five years the Bears
have eaten the dust—at the hands of the
Olympic club—and the California stu
dents don’t like it. Fed upon victory
after victory, this sudden defeat, the first
seen by any of the present California
undergraduates, has thrown the fear of
God and Stanford into their hearts.
* # • *
California, as everyone knows, wants
most of all to defeat Stanford. That
done, the season is not lost. So it is,
California is pointed for Stanford, and
already, the Bay papers are talking of
the BIG GAME. In other words—Andy
Smith considers the Oregon game merely
a local stop on a through schedule.
• • • e
That’s too bad for Andy. That’s what
Oregon thought of the Idaho game—a
local stop on the schedule.
* • * *
Andy Smith must know this, however,
that a defeat on Multnomah field Satur
day will make a gorgeous mess of things
down home. Tf Caesar returns to the
home folks this time without anything
tied to the chariot wheels—he’ll have to
sneak around and not pass under the
Arch of Triumph. It means more than
a little to Andy Smith to have his charm
ed team brought under the lash of a <'oI-;
lege team.
# * * »
'I here is nothing superhuman about
California. Aided by publicity men as j
clever as Los Angeles ever dared produce J
Andy Smith defeats the opposing teams
before lie ever puts his men on the field.
California -the Wonder Team— and all
the rest of it. . . Coming day after d'jv.
the opposing team is smothered to death
before the game starts.
# # # •
'They can’t be beat,’ wail the sob sis
ters. Tiny can be beat, though. The
Olympic club did it—put the Bruins on
its bill of fare two weeks ago. Anyone
will agree that such a change after so
long a period of feasting is apt to be dis
astrous to the Bruin self respect.
* * # *
Here’s the point of this story: The
Bears have been beaten, and the student
body, reared, every man of it, on victory
for the last five years, is scared to death.
. . . Oregon, beaten this year, has made
comebacks before—did it last year—and
can do it again. If the students and the
team decide, as a unit, to ring the Bear—
we’ll do it.
I
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Communications
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The leading editorial in Saturday’s Emerald
suggests how repeatedly enthusiastic students
and occasionally helping faculty members have
striven to estaiysli and maintain a stimulating
journal for student writers, craftsmen, artists,
poets and others of a kind; while a commpni
cation in Wednesday’s issue indicates an atti
tude very favorable to the establishment of a
campus magazine.
In spite of the many efforts and many fail
ures which the campus has seen jt appears that
at last the circumstances which have hitherto
deterred the founding of a successful magazine
are removed in the idea of cooperating with
“Old Oregon,” at present an alumni periodical.
If the alumni are complaisant, no better means
of insuring a eantpus magazine has ever been
proposed. To use the name of “Old Oregon,”
to enlarge the matter in its covers, to give news
of the campus, and to discuss the larger prob
lems both curricular and real, is to combine
the happiest of memories, the largest number
of readers with an established business and edi
torial staff, and to begin without a thousand
handicaps which confront any magazine attempt
ing to float itself alone.
What does the editor of “Old Oregon” think
of this plan? it. F. L.
The Book Nook
We have just laid down our copy of “This
Mad Ideal” by Eloyd Dell. This particular mad
ideal is concerned with artists and the artistic
temperament. It is a story of a dear daughter
not making the mistake that papa and mamma
did. (Yes, Archibald, you have read something
like that before. In fact, Archibald, you have
read the whole book before—here, there, and
some place else). But to go on, papa and
mamma’s trouble all lay in the fact that papa
gave up his artistic career in order to marry
mamma. The result was havoc.
f?o when daughter falls madly, madly in love
with the bloy who was going to go to Boston
to study art and the town people try to rush
them into marriage and a successful business,
Judith, our heroine, cries “No,” and sends him
to his studies. There he loses his soul in a
quest for the artistic temperament. Or, if not
his soul, at least his sense.
The incidental visit of Judith to the beau
brummel’s cabin, the slander of the small town
people seems to us to be, in this book, merely
sensational bits added to sell the book to a mor
bid public.
We do not advise you to read this book if
there is anything better handy.
—F. M.
25 Years Ago
OREGON WEEKLY
October 22, 1900
The Capital Athletic, Association won the
football game from the varsity last Saturday,
by a score of 5 to 0. The game was a hard
fought one, from start to finish, and was the
best exhibition of football ever witnessed on the
campus. Although tlie Salem eleven won a vic
tory, it is the general opinion that the varsity
outplayed them. The game wns played on a
wet and sloppy field, amid pouring rain, which
conditions were greatly against the college m<en.
The clubmen were the heavier by an average of
sixtoen pounds and on the wet field this was
a great handicap to the latter.
A special assembly was held Tuesday morn
ing, and Congressman Thomas H. Tongue, who
was in Eugene, was given an opportunity to
meet the students of the State University. State
Senator R. A. Booth was also present and made
a few brief but effective remarks. Evangelist
Hoi of Chicago was present and talked for a
while to the students, in company with Con
gressman Tongue were Regent Friendly, Mayor
Harris, Hon. T. 0. Hendricks, Hon. J. H. Me
Clung, Judge Hotter and wife and Herbert Con
don and wife.
Attend assembly. It is not required by law*
that you should, but nevertheless you will find
it both pleasant and profitable to do so. The
pity of it is, assembly occurs but once a week,
Clung, Judge Hotter and wife, and Herbert Con
able to meet in a body.
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Steam Cleaning and Dyeing Works
Telephone, Red 491
Hersoual Clothing sponged and pressed
for $1.00 per mb nth
Wist Sth St. bet. Olive and Charnelton.
“Deacon” Davis has opened his
school for the wilier. If you want to
dance, it will pay you to see him.
lientlemen, f>0 cents a lesson. Ladies
term of six lessons.
dancing
learn to
Terms:
$2.50 per
From Other Schools
AN ANNUAL PLEA
Some admonitions repeated year after year I
seem monotonous to those who have been con- j
nectod with Cornell for some time. Hut there !
is a new generation of freshmen every year
and consequently the necessity is constant. One
would think, however, that it would scarcely
bo necessary to warn even those who have never
attended college before that university library '
privileges should be remembered as privileges *
and not abused.
Experience has proved, none the less, that vio
lations are constantly and frequently repeated.
Wo trust that no member of this year’s fresh
man class will add his namje to the'list of those
who remove books from reserve shelves, keep
books long overdue which are needed by other
studnts, or mutilate volumes which they may
iso.—Cornell Bun.
SEVEN SEERS
Grand Finale
O-o
HELLO!
Judging from the length of the lines up jn
the Ad building every day, there’s going to fee
an awful lusty rush today to get fees paid up.
* * * *
It seems to be predestined that we should
have to get rid of $18.50 just before we go up
to Portland for the big doings, doesn’t it?
However, it might help to comfort the follow
ing to know that they have been chosen out
of the hoy-palloy of the mobs as candidates for
associate membership into the Seven Seers:
Bob Gardner, because he doesn’t hang
out at Seaside every summer, and because he
doesn’t indulge in profanity and because of
his whistle.
Ma Ferguson, because she is helping to
“elevate her sex above the common level of
man.”
Vic Wetzel (big kick).
Keats and Shelly; wfe don’t know the
couple, but we hear so much about them,
we decided they must be quite popular.
Camille Burton, because of the Charles
ton.
Ted Becker, because of the Finale Hop.
Bill Hayward, because if any one de
serves it, he does.
Jack Dempsey, because of his punch, and
because he isn’t suing for a divorce yet.
Remington, because he made this type
writer, and it’s the only one working here
in the shack.
The Southern Pacific, because they’re
in favor of rallies.
Next week, the Seven Seers are going to pick
five freshmen for candidates for membership.
Why not give the babes a little praise if they’re
deserving it?
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* FAMOUS LAST WORDS *1
* “I’ll show that road-hog who has the *'
* right of way.” *
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Sinbad has just announced that his latest
work will soon be off the press—“Making an
Eight O’clock, or Oatmeal in Eight Seconds.”
Copies for those desiring this valuable informa
tion will be on sale at the Co-op, or may be
secured direct from the Seven Seers. |
Now see what’s happened! Abbot Lawrence
has jumped from next to the bottom of the list
to the lead, and all because we found upon
opening one of the ballot boxes, a little packet
of 75 votes with that Appolo’s name on them.
Evidently some girl has an awful case of Law
rcncitis to get that many people to vote her
way. At least, she deserves credit for getting
hold of that many Emeralds. That’s more than
we could do.
However, not to be undone, the faithful fol
lows of Beautiful Bill Dills are hot on the trail,
one ballto box yielding 17 loose votes, and the
other another dainty packet of votes from
eight females. This time the stationery was
cream linen, lined with tangerine and gold, and
scented profusely with Frezia sachet. With
the exception of a few changes the list remains
the same in order:
Abbot Lawrence .
BUI Dills .
Cylbert McClellan.
Jim Robertson .
Freddie Martin
Milt Rice ..
WUbur Wester .
.87
..72
..36
.36
.30
.29
.26
Abbie Oreen .26
Bob McCabe .22
Dick Godfrey .20
Mertz Foltz .20
Bud Parson .20
Jim Forestel .19
Pug Toole .19
If all goes well the final winner will bo an
nounced in Friday’s Emerald, so thfct he can
leave for Portland with the knowedge that he
is the handsomest man on the campus. It will
probably help to keep his spirit up during the
festivities. Therefore, all votes must be in by
four o’clock. Remember, the ballot boxes close
at four o ’clock today, so do vour stuff, girls,
til HRRIO!
OLAF DARNU.
I ~ ~
; Seven Seers,
Statistical Bureau:
I think that.
I is the handsomest male student on the
campus.
Theatres
THE McDONALD—Last day: A mile-a-min
uto comedy of speed, thrills and romance.
"Wild, Wild Susan” with Rod La Roeque and
Kobe Daniels. Comedy of pure enjoyment,
“Rented Trouble.”
REX Last day: “In Every Woman's Life,”
a drama that asks. “What is the greatest thing
in every woman’s life?”—then answers with a
climax that sweeps across two continents, and
with a great cast, headed by Virginia Valli,
Lloyd Hughes, Stuart Holmes and Marx* Mc
Dermbtt: Juvenile comedy, “Baby Be Good,”
with “Big Boy,” the screen’s tiniest twinkler,
and a clever gang of kids; Kinogr&m News
Events; Dorothy Wyman, maid o’ melody, in
musical accompaniment on the organ.
Coming—Richard Talmadge in “The Un
known,” and Grid-Graph of Oregon-California
football game.
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! Campus Bulletin |
o-— <a> j
Bally train leaves Villard Friday
at 3:30.
California Club—Meeting postponed
until October 29.
Woman’s League mass meeting to
day at 5:15. Villard Hall.
All Roosevelt Alumni please be at
the Anchorage at 6:00 P. M.
Thursday.
Meeting of entire Homecoming com
mittee in 205 journalism building
Important.
Delta Delta Delta announces the
pledging of Margaret' Nugent,
Portland.
Delta Tau Delta announces the
pledging of Royal Reddick of
Oregon City.
Mass Meeting of Women’s League
tonight at 5:10 Villard Hall. For
all campus women. Important.
Dr. Parsons will not meet his Semi
nar class at his home as was an
nounced, but in the Sociology
building, room 101 at 7:15 today.
Important Meeting—College Side
Inn at 12:30 this noon for rally
speaker’s committee. The follow
ing please be there: Jim Fore
stel, Jack Herring, Bob McCabe,
Ray Moeser, Steele Winterer,
Fred Martin, Wilbur Wester, Bob
Gardner, Ted Gillenwaters, Bob
Love, Ken Stevenson, Bud Chris
tenson -and Dud Clark.
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Coming Events
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Thursday, October 22
11:00 — Student body * meeting,
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Friday, October 23
3:30—Rally train leaves Villard.
Saturday, October 24
2:30—Oregon vs. California, Mult
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That most
embarrassing'
moment
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ILURIAN” CROW, the geol
ogy prof, had reached the
crux of his course. “I de
fine Evolution,” said he, “as
the—” And just then Henry
Neanderthal broke the lead in
his old-fashioned whittle-and
smudge. Poor Heinie! He’d
be a campus ornament still if
he’d only had an Eversharp.
Verbum sap!
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