Obak’s Kollege Krier OBAK Wallace, Publisher E.E.J. Office Boy and Editor Volume 4 SATURDAY A. M. Number 2 ! Classified Ads | <*—---«» NICE LARGE ROOM two double beds ean make very eomfortablo for 4 boys, $20 per month. Also will take washing and ironing, very reasonable. Satisfaction guaranteed. 13-14-15-16 FOR RENT—1 room apartment with private bath, eonvient to the University. 1626-R. 11th Ave. West. Phone 148. ROOMS FOR RENT — Furnace heated, close to campus: With or without board. Call 2154-J. ROOM AND BOARD—At Three Arts Club, ^also board for men1 and women, 1415 University Ave. •TYPEWRITERS—For sale, $4.00 down, $4.00 per month. All makes and portables. See Herbert Wheeler, Student salesman, 572 FOR SALE—Size 36x37 full dress suit, good condition.' Less than half price. Frank Elinsky, -1145, . Lincoln St. Phone 944-Y, 16 LOST—Schaeffer lifetime fountain pen between campus and Tri Delt house. Call 835. Reward _16-17-20 TYPING and Multigraphing want ed by experienced stenographer. Manuscripts, term papers, letter, forms, etc. Reasonable rates. Phone 288-J or 1339-J evenings. Public Stenographer, (Eugene Hotel. 17-20-21-22-23 LOST—Silver bar pin with icrest. Call 840. LOST—A small black coin purse, containing check and $fo bill, also two rings. Return to Em erald office or call 1895. Reward. NEWS ARTISTS AWAIT JOURNALISM JAMBOREE Tonight at 8:00 o’clock in the men’s gym; pretzels, doughnuts and cider; black, green, yellow and red masks and costumes, the lat ter anything but school clothes; dancing, with prize waltzes n’ ev erything and with imported music; edition after edition Of the Jam boree Cryer, newspaper, printed on the spot; do nate; fun galore and admission only 40 cents—such is the what not and the whyfor of the Journalism Jamboree. That’s just about all, except all students taking journalism courses, working on the Emerald or inter ested in journalism are invited. It will be a big, «big bust, says, Ed Miller, chief jamboree-or. Now Playing CpTudUC.^' with WANDA HAWLEY JOHN T. MURRAY and All-Star Cast A flirt may be likened to a re cruiting segeant—always on \ht lookout for new -victims. There’s a Delightful Evening of Fun Waiting; for You at the p A1N E’S Colonial Webfooters Play Badger Team This Afternoon On Hayward Football Field i'Continued from page one) Substitutions will be plentiful, for this is the main stepping stone for the California game. Probable Lineup PACIFIC 20 McCoy (165).L. E. B. 10 Irwin (2001.i... L. T. B. 22 Horn (190)..L. G. B. 4 Bryant (170..).,. G, 16 Tucker- (160) ..B, G. l! C4 Baijnow (175) .B. T. L. 19 Ingles (180) .,.B. E. L. 5 M. Emerson (170) .Q 14 Austen (140) .L. H. B. 13 Davies (145) .B. H. L. 15 L. Emerson (170) .F OBEGON Powers (165) E. B. 23 Kerns (180) . L. T. B. 10 Bailey (165) .L. G. B. 15 Johnson (165) .C 22 Soeolofsky (175) .B. G. ii. Warren (185) .B. T. L. ■ Biggs (160) .B. E. L. Kiminki (150) . Q 4 Mimnaugh (160) .L. H. B. 20 Vitus (180) .B. H. L. 19 Bodgen (180) .,E -SUBSTITUTES Pacific—Ends, Pollock, and E. Tucker;.Tackles, Hathorne and Kaup; Guards, Baker; Centers, Me gargel, and Wolf. Quarterbacks, Frosh, Taylor, and Cameron. Backs, Bennet and Emerson. Oregon—(Ends, Mautz, |Srr +*T-—.. * ' - 1 ' I. .- ■ - The Picture Beyond Comparison! CECIL B. DE MILLE'S Greatest Paramount Picture The Ten Commandments with ROD LA ROCQUE—LEATRICE JOY RICHARD DIX—NITA NALDI ESTELLE TAYLOR— THEODORE ROBERTS and a cast of players numbering into the thousands Ai'Oll ' Popular Prices! MATINEE EVENING FBANK D. C. ALEXANDER on the Golden Voiced WURI4TZER with a splendid music score - 35c - 50c TODAY LAST DAY McDonald THEATRE BEX SHOE SHINE The Best Place to Have Tour Shoes Shined and Cleaned Next tb Bex Theatre • Shirts, Ties, Socks MADE TO ORDER Collars and Cuffs Turned on Old Shirts Phone 2265-J or 776-R i Millinery Sale Starting Today 25% Off You Have Your Choice of Any of Our Large Stbck of Patterns Felts Velours J Sport Hats Those come in all the wanted colors—many of them have just arrived and are just exactly'what'is wanted for Autumn and Winter wear. Leone Jenkins Upstair Opposite Rex Theatre New Laraway Bldg. Such Popularity Must Be Deserved An intensive and extensive in vestigation of the development and importance is being made by the Obak faculty. To date the investi gators have found the following facts: Silk stockings are made possible by worms: silk worm and worms who turn to gaze at shapely limbs* Silk stockings are nothing new. According to scientists Eve had the idea of stockings but they proved impracticable because she had no place to fasten them, the fig leaf being found inadequate. Records show that Eve attempted a block and tackle arrangement from fier ear rings, but this also failed as Adam did all the blocking and tackling. Obak claims that the silk stock ing is a great distraction front the work of the college. The length of silk stockings displayed are disrupt ing the men at the tables and the students in billiard laboratories can not concentrate. Every effort is being made to find What methods can be used to combat silk stock ings. The authorities are recom mending longer skirts as a possible method of correcting conditions. Editorial Obak is writing this editorial for freshmen only. No one else, Of course, will read it. Like rare steak, it isn’t done. But to those who do scan these lines of advice remember this. Now that you are shut off from the rest of the world (i. e, without money), you will be expect, ed to assume a very reverend atti tude toward those of high position. One of the things you will hear oftenest is, “Now when I was a Freshman.”' This expression usually precedes a rather lengthy account of the virtues of some swollen indi vidual ’s past. This expression should bring a very respectful look to your face, but in reality you should feel sorry for himt His account of that shameful stage of existence (i. e. Freshman year) should be hidden and not spoken of—much the same as dirty underwear or holy socks. Having listened to this important bit, of advice, son, forget it, and order one of Gb?,k’s Choc Malts. STUDENT LAMP Will Ease the Strain On Your Eyes Come In—-Let Us Demonstrate SURPRISINGLY LOW PRICES From $2.00 to $4.50 BAILEY ELECTRIC CO. 640 Willamette Street “Get the Bailey Habit” Phone 234 J*cromm cn fa o\ Jy Avgajjjc-y ANN DARLING: So much doing lately, I've hardly had time to go to classes, let alonri write; to yon. This lovely weather makes me just crazy to get away from work. Tomorrow six of us are going on a hike to Spencer’s, and we are preparing the biggest lunch. We bought delicious veal loaf and some lunch tongue for our sandwiches at The Palace Market. They have also boiled ham, head cheese, wienies, and just about every other lunch meat one wants —all the houses buy their mjeat there. Tipple asked me t'o stay with her last night when her family was away. J usf hated to take that ovorsizod night bag of mine, and did have the good luck to get a large vanity case' at The Red Cross. Drug Store. This case is well equipped and large enough for necessities. I bought a gorgeous turban of brocaded gold metal cloth at The- Style Shop a few* days ago. Mable got one of black panned velvet, with a metal cloth crown of silvor trim with bright rib bon. It’s a knock-out, and every one says she looks like a million in it. And now she has hopes of making a hit with that mar velous man she met at open house when he sees the hat. We have the dearest house mother, and the i» just crazy about flowers; so when I got my allowance Wednesday, I proceed ed to go down to Rkup’i Floral Shop and order her a dozen beau tiful whife hrysanthemump. They had some lovely violets, too. ' * * • The Oo-Ed Barber Shop, right by the Co-op, you know, where all the girls get hair-cuts, is giv ing real 'honest-to-goodness sham poos now, It’s so close to the campus that you can run down between elapses and save the street car fafe to town. Like most girlB, I’ll admit I do like to get my hair shampooed by a man. Mnble ’a hair is so fine and silky it simply will not hold a marcel, so she dropped in at The Cosmetician, in the Eugene hotel, to got one of the sylish French paper curls. Her hair looks as though it were naturally curly, and it has stayed in twice as long as a marcel would in her fino hair. * * • Oh, Ann, did you know that the modern Egyptian influence has gone from pattern to por trait, and that these lovely pic tures may be found in soft pas tels in many Egyptian scenest Another wonderful feature about these hand, made pastels is the reasonable price. They may be found at “The Little Shop Around the Corner” from the HcDonald theatre. Dropped into Hastings Sisters with Tippie, who had to have another marceJ. Absolutely that girl spends more money for mar cds. She certainly is wise to go to Hastings for them, though, be cause they do good work, and their marcels last so long. I got an excellent manicure, too. I almost forgot to tell you that Underwood tc Elliott are in their , new building, and it surely looks spick and span—everything is so well arranged, too. They have a lot more room than in the old store, and they always give the same quick, pleasant service we girls like no well. Oh, dear, it's time for class. Answer soon, Ann. Yours in a hurry, OABOL. ■ ■■11—1 I in 0 r AL——mmmm.