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Clate Meredith Entered aa (second daas matter at the port offloe at Eugene, uregon, unaer aci §i CongreM ef March 8, 1879. “More Than Heavenly Power Permits” J^JANY vices become vices by an individual giving himself an inch and suddenly awakening to find he has allowed himself to take a mile. After the premier break past the self assigned limit each further temptation becomes victorious with increased, sometimes assisted ease. Were it possible to write “finis” at the first mile post, although that is already 63,060 times past the original concession, society would not need to step from the ringside to raise Despair’s right hand in the vic tory sign. But. there are always more mile posts stretching en ticingly onward, or downward, beyond that first one. Administrations, boards, executive, not unlike individuals, may acquire vices, and also, not unlike individuals, may slip into them in similar ways. Originally the University charged, in some courses, a sum of money for covering breakage of in struments, and materials used, terming this a laboratory fee. As such it was reasonable and logical and there was no cause for complaint. But once upon a time a professor in a department not using laboratory equipment had a bright idea, or perhaps it was a naughty temptation. He didn’t use breakable instruments, nor limited materials, but he used text books, and there were only a few copies in the Library. Why not charge each student taking my course a small fee, he argued, and put in a good supply of text and reference books at the Library. So, like Doctor Faustus he listened to Mephistophilis, Lucifer’s ser vant, the administration listened to the professor, and the stu dents raised the figures on their checks. « j^lso, as in the tragical history of Doctor Faustus, fame of his wisdom spread far and wide, and other professors on the campus stabbed their arms courageously and signed for addi tional fees, and the students signed more checks. Then one day, a professor, tired and weary, while bending over a ragged heap of dull quizz papers exclaimed, “I wish I didn’t have to correct these stupid answers. I would so much rather employ my time in study.” Suddenly the professor brightened, and straightened up his nodding head. The idea of the “paper reader” had been conceived, and salaries for their work and for student instructors were drawn to the account of “laboratory fees,” and the students drew still bigger checks. There is no need to carry the sad story further, for “reduc tion ad absurdum,” the students would finally be found financ ing the buildings and supporting the entire University with “lab” fees. It has been rumored that increased, in one case, doubled “laboratory fees” are contemplated in the near future. It would seem that, with students being charged for everything from blue pencils to the “readers” who use them, under the cheerful guise of “laboratory fees,” the practice is taking on very distinctly the appearance of a vice. Like all vices, it ap pears to be running true to form, and, having already passed the first mile post of discretion is rapidly nearing the second mile post of intolerance. «. And, to quote from the closing lines of Doctor Faustus, per haps as a prediction, but more probably as a condemnation, it makes one: “Only to wonder at unlawful things, Whose deepness doth entice such forward wits To practice more than heavenly power permits.” BIBHOP WALTER F. SUMNER TO VISIT HERE MAY 24 28 Bishop Walter F. Sumner, of Portland, will make his 11th an nual "isit to the campus, May 24 to 28. He will hold conferences where he wishes to meet the students per sonally on Monday, Tuesday and ! Wednesday from TO to II in the j morning and d to 4 in the after- i noon at the Y. M C. A. hut. Wed nesday morning the Bishop will speak before the Eugene high sehool assembly and Thursday noon ; at the Eugene chamber of com i merce. Campus Bulletin Notices will be printed in this column for two issues only. Copy must be in this office by 6:30 on the day before it is to be published, ? must be limited to 20 words. Meeting of the History Club to night in the men’s room of the Woman’s building at 7:30 o’clock. Election of officers and members. Paper by William Savage. ' Women’s Baseball—Baseball game schedule changed on account of Dance Drama rehearsals. See new schedule posted in gymnasium. Oregon Knights—Important meet ing tonight regarding Junior Week-end. In basement of ad ministration building. Campus Lunch Committee—Meet ing tonight at 7:15; administra tion building. Important! Servers must be there. Sophomores—Important class meet ing, 7:15 tonight. Assembly room, Villard hall. Nomination of officers. Mortar Board — Very important meeting this noon at the Anchor age. All members must be there. Juniors—Important class meeting tonight, 7:15, room 107, Villard hall. Nomination of officers. Pot and Quill—Meeting tonight at 7:30 at Kappa Alpha Theta house. Beta Gamma Sigma—Meeting at Anchorage, Wednesday noon. Dial—Regular meeting, Wednesday night. PLEDGING ANNOUNCEMENT Theta Chi announces the pledging of Ray Nash, of Milwaukiej Ore gon. I At fjie Theatres j THE MCDONALD—Third day: the comedy sensation “Char ley’s Aunt,” with Syd Chap lin—a roar from start to fin ish. Prologue, “Mill Race and Moonlight” with Mildred Baldwin and Blair Alderman. McDonald news weekly and short subjects. Coming: Zane Grey’s “Rid er of the Purple Sage.” Norma Talmage “The- Lady,” Ray mond Griffith, “The Night Club.” The picture marvel, “The Last Laugh,” Corrine Griffith, “Declasse.” HEILIG — Tonigjit, Western Vaudeville, with the usual five excellent acts. Students will also be interested in the Oregonian news reel that will be shown tonight, with several shots from the campus taken during Mother’s Week-end. Coming: Thursday, Friday and Saturday, “So This is Marriage^’ starring filmdom’s newest idol, Eleanor Board man. “So This is London” road show, comes Monday, and "Janice Meredith,” epic of the American Revolution, is an early event. THE REX—First day: Rudolph Valentino in “Monsieur Beau caire,” the famous star in his greatest rolej as the gallant hero of Booth Tarkington’s glorious romance, with Bebe Daniels as his Lady Fair, Lois Wilson as the Quepn and Doris Kenyon Lowell Sher man and a great cast of Paraf mount players; Century com edy, “Clear The Way;” Kino gram News Events; LeRov DeVaney, in atmospheric ac companiment on the mighty Wurlitzer. Coming: “The Swan,” with Adolph Menjou, Frances How ard and Ricardo Cortez; Emerson Hough’s “North of 3ti,” with Lois Wilson, Jack Holt and Ernest Torrence; Pola Negri in “East of Suez;” Robert W. Service’s “The j Roughneck” with George O’Brien: “The Narrow Street,”! with Matt Moore and l>oro- i thy Devore; Strongheart in • “The Love Master;” Johnny 1 Hines in “The Speed Spook;”l | “The Devil’s Cargo,” with | Wallace Beery, Pauline Stark j and William Collier, Jr., Col- j leen Moore in “Sally,” with j Lloyd Hughes and Leon Errol; j "Darwin Was Right.” >$> ----—<& thing that I think the sports writ- I ers forgot was to accuse the bat 1 boys of stealing the bats and at c that I presume the lawyers would 1 in return have accused them of al- £ ready having plenty of bats. I call £ that an almost perfect account of a £ real ball game and am sorry I was 1 not there to referee the same as £ then I think there would have been one man on the grounds who was £ inclined to be honest anyhow and 1 in some small way disinterested. I 1 should like to have the real ac- i count of the victory written by the < victors as I think that they will i have no alibi to offer and it should ‘ make some real literature. . i Yours very truly, B. W. BAKEB. A GRADUATE IN DRAMATICS EXPRESSES HIS OPINION The Editor of the Emerald: The petition being circulated on the campus by the friends and students of Fergus Beddie is beau tiful as a testimonial of devotion. It also becomes former students to express similar sentiments. That such petitions have any val ue so far as altering the decision of the board of regents is open to doubt. There are those of us who remember many other petitions, each of which was futile. There was once, for instance, a unified and determined opposition to the B. O. T. C. which culminated in a pe tition. By means of facile false hoods and unfulfilled promises? that KING COAL Is Your Best Fuel Phone 651 MANERUD - HUNTINGTON FUEL COMPANY Phone 651 24 1st Nat. Bank Bldg. £ Tennis Rackets $2 to $15 The Ideal-Gifts fol the boy or girl who is a lover of this wonderful and exhilar ating outdoor sport. Lemon 0 -Pharmacy r COMING EVENTS! <$>- 1 .. . . Wednesday, May 20 8:15 p. m.—David Campbell, pianist, music ruditorium. Thursday, May 21 11:00 a. m.—Assembly, instal lation of officers, Woman’s building. 5:00 p. m.—R. O. T. C. parade, R. O. T. C. field. Friday, May 22 9:00 a. m.—Painting of “O”. 9:15 a. m.—Tug of war, and burning of green caps on Kin caid field. 11:30 to. 1:30—Campus _lunch 5on. 7:00 p. m.—Canoe fete, music starting at 7:00 p. m. Saturday, May 23 8:30 p. m.—Junior prom. Arm ory. o-——— <*>--—1 Communications I Letters to the EMERALD from stn dents and faculty members are welcomed, but must be signed and worded concisely. If it is desired, the writer’s name wiH be kept out of print. It must be understood that the editor reserves the right to reject communications. TRUE ACCOUNT OF GAME IS ASKED BY WRITER Editor Oregon Emerald: Dear sir:—After reading the ac count of the game between the sports writers and laywers will say that I do not think the lawyers themselves could have invented a more perfect alibi for loosing the game had they have lost. The only Jim The Shoe Doctor etition was tabled. The ring ;aders in the agitation graduated r left school and today the Uni ersity has the E. O. T. C.. Inci entally, if the University regents esire to make economics, why not xe the military? Of all the use ess, frillatious departments, it is urely the prizewinner. One must take exception to the tatement imputed to Karl Onthank hat the courses eliminated at the Jniversity are the “least import .nt.” There are .still those who onsider Shakespeare’s “Works” uore important than Montgomery’s 'Theory and Practice of Account ng.” Those of us who majored and graduated in “Dramatics” feeT somewhat as though the University were disowning us. We are not educated men it appears, but mere ly the products of frills and fancies, unessential and unimportant stud ies. If so, thank God it is so, for of all the graduates of the Univer- 4 sity that I know, those who havo the best perception of the color of life, or the finest awareness of beauty, or the clearest conception of brotherhood, or the most lucid understanding of the things that are and that may be, are former students of Fergus Beddie. Yours, sincerely, AETHUE JOHNSON.-’23. Guaranteed Rebuilt Typewriters Royal Underwtood Remington Oliver Woodstock L. C. Smith Prices Ranging From $25.00 to $65.00 NEW REMINGTON AND UNDERWOOD PORTABLES Student Rates—$4.00 down, $4.00 per month COMMERCIAL MIMEOGRAPH WORE OFFICE MACHINERY & SUPPLY CO. 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