V agaries
The art of conversation as is
practiced over the coffee cup of
every fraternity and sorority house
these mornings of pre-examination
strife. Meet the Diligent Student,
the ©ross-Word Puzzler, and the
Badio Pest over the breakfast
table:
Student—Ho-lium. I was up all
last night.
Puzzler—Same here. Didn’t get
a wink of sleep.
Pest—You birds have nothing on
me. I didn’t even snatch a nap in
the chair.
Student—I was up with a case of
law. I had it bad. (Guffaws).
Pest—Law is tough, I’ll admit.
But it was static that had me up
all night. I couldn’t seem to get
Mollala, Oregon, at all.
Puzzler—Say you folks don’t
know what trouble is! I didn’t get
a wink of sleep trying to find the
Nubian for napkin.
Student—First I’d lav the book
down.
Puzzler—I see—horizontal.
Student—Then I’d have to pick
it up.
Pest—Last nifjlit was a tough
night to pick anything up, I’ll tell
the world.
Student—But it was no use.
There was no way of coaxing it in
to my brain.
Puzzler—Why didn’t you scare it
with a few cross words?
Student—Finally I tried concen
tration.
Puzzler—That’s a good thirteen
letter word for freshmen.
Pest—Finally I gave up trying
to get CHIN.
Puzzler — Huzzah! That’s the
word I’ve been hiking for. CHIX,
a four letter won! meaning an Ore
gon co-ed.
Pest—How do you get CHIX—
with an aerial?
Puzzler—No, no. This is an hor
izontal.
Student-—Well, anyway, I finally
got that ll'ing through my dome.
Puzzfer — Yeah? Well, you’ll
probably be a three letter debater
next year.
Pest—Yes sir, debating is a won
derful pastime. I got the Oxford
Oregon debate over my one-bulb set
just as clear.
House C. P. O.—Eight o ’clock
classes! Snap out of it!
Student—Ho-hum! But I’m tired
from last night! It’s an awful
grind, but I wouldn’t be without
it.
Puzzler — Yes, sir! That’s a
great satisfaction to have a cross
word puzzle in your lap every
night.
Pest—You said it! There’s noth
ing like having a lusty radio in the
house.
* * *
I and my room-mate were in love
with the same woman so .we secret
ly decided to kill each other. That
uight, just as he crept up to my
bedside and placed a razor against
my throat while I slept I also crept
up to him and lightly rested my
dagger against his throat. Just as
we both slashed at each other’s
throats as we lay asleep, we both
snored, our Adam’s apple descended!
and we missed our strokes. “Kis
met-as Fatte will it” we both said
and went back to bed.
NORTHWESTERN PROF
PUNISHES STUDENTS
NORTHWESTERN UNIVERSITY
•—A professor at the Northwestern
University has an original idea for
the punishment of students who are
late to class. There are not as many
seats as there are members of the
class; therefore those who are late
do not get seats.
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