OREGON DAILY EMERALD
Member of Pacific Intercollegiate Press Association
Official publication of the Associated Students of the University of Oregon, issued
daily except Monday, during the college year.
ARTHUR S. RUDD . .-.T..EDITOR
Editorial Board
Managing Editor .
Associate Editor .
Associate Managing Editor
Don Woodward
.John W. Piper
....Ted Janes
.Margaret Morrison
Bandar Editor
Daily News Editors
Marian Lowry Rosalia Keber
Pranees Simpson Norma Wilson
Ed Miller
Night Editors
Jack Burleson Walter Coover
Rupert BuUivant Douglas Wilson
Jahnar Johnson Jim Case
P. I. N. 8. Editor _Pauline Bondurant
Assistants
..Josephine Ulrich, Louis Dammasch
Sports Editor
.Mont* Byers
Sports Staff
Sports Writers:
Bill Akers, Ward Cook, Wilbur Wester,
Alfred Erickson. George Godfrey, Pete
Baum
Upper News Staff
Catherine Spall Mary Clerin
Leonard Lerwill Margaret Skavlan
Georgiana Gerlinger Frances Sanford
Leon Byrne Kathrine Kressman
New. Staff: Lyle Jan,, Helen .Reynolds, Lester ««
„ MlxwX'Margaret Vincent, Alan Button, Sol Abramson. Eugenia Strickland,
Velma Meredith, Elizabeth Cady, Ned French. Ed RobbinB, Josephine or
Zehrung, Beth Farisa. Lillian Baker, Mary West, Emily Houston, Gate Meredith.
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Lyle Jans
Circulation
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Advertising Manager .Maurice Warnock
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Beggars and Choosers
The new student-body administration must of necessity main
tain an economy policy administration. The A. fe. U. 0. is
thousands of dollars in debt, largely because recent impiove
inents on Hayward field have swallowed up any amount that
might have been used to reduce the student association debt.
The graduate manager reports that no. large expenditures
will be necessary during the next few years. If the finance
committee is careful and if Mr. Benefiel pursues his present
economical policy, something ought to be clipped from the debt
load by this time next year. The interest on what Oregon owes
is continually piling up and unless something is done immediate
ly the debt will continue to grow.
Each activity cries for more money. There lias not always
been justice in the way the money has been apportioned. The
glee clubs, for instance, should not be farmed out while some
athletic activities are spending more than they need.
Some larger institutions have more money for activities than
Oregon does. Wealthy alumni are olten responsible for that.
It is not a case of what other schools have. Oregon’s debt is
a fact. Beggars can’t be choosers. The student body must
cooperate with the Executive council in the economy program
that conditions will make necessary next year.
The Oregana—A Worthy Monument
The University year lias no thrill that is quite the same as
one which the student receives when the Oregana comes out.
Oregana Day is always one of the red-letter events, of campus
life.
The 1924 Oregana, which appeared yesterday, more than
lives up to tin* tradition of excellence which former year books
have set. It. is truly a work of art and a monument to the editor,
manager and staff.
The creation of an Oregana consumes months of time. The
minds of a large group of workers, as well as a vast amount of
physical effort, are required before any such product as the
campus saw yesterday can be produced.
Behind the large Oregana organization is the spirit and
the organizing ability of the editor. There are few students on
the Oregon campus who have given so much to the student body
as has Miss Freda Goodrich.
Yesterday, when she received tin1 congratulation of the
campus and saw the result of her labors appreciated, she must
have felt a supreme satisfaction in knowing that her year-long
efforts have resulted in something which will last down through
the years—the ever fruitful source of memories ol' these "days
at Oregon.”
The Executive council has just elected the Emerald manager
for the coming year. A man was chosen who has worked hard
that lie might know all the details ot the important place he
will occupy. The contacts which Mr. Leake lias already made
with Eugene business men assure successful management. With
an editor and manager of the calibre selected, the 1924-25 Em
erald should have a great year.
BEST TITLE FOB MAGAZINE
TO BE AWARDED $100 PRIZE
One hundred dollars in cash will
be paid to the person submitting
the winning title for the new inter
national magazine of travel to be
published by the Nomad publishing
company of New York soon.
The
Emerald Aisle
By Enigma
Gone are the days when a bachelor
was a novice in arms; a would-be
knight, who, on account of his youth
fulness, followed the standard of
another.
No, today, we present the mod
ern Mr. Bachelor, a man of no
mean ability; a man who has
finally learned to stand on his
own feet, let the dishes go, trade
■in mud, work late at the office
and give - vent to some such cry
as “Vown with women!”
Yes, the bachelor has a gay pro
gram. On Monday he arises, bed in
disorder, clothes in disarray. He
fishes out the coffee pot, two j
pieces of yesterday’s bread and the 1
famous cereal which runs from day
to day—something like cream of
wheat.
THEN HE BUSHES OFF TO
WORK, LEAVING EIGHT OB
TEN DISHES TO BECOME
STAINED.
WHEN HE RETURNS HOME IN
THE EVENING TIE WHIPS OUT
MORE PANS, PLATES, POTS,
KETTLES AND DISHES AND
PREPARES HIMSELF A DINNER
OF LETTUCE, COFFEE AND
CANNED CORN. THE TOTAL
NUMBER OF UNWASHED DISH
ES NOW STANDS AT 25.
Ho then situ himself down in the
presence of ale and with the mem
ories of Yale.
Here’s to the bachelor—who i
is always free! !
Here’s to the hitsband—who I
yet may be!
Friday comes along with dirt, dis
order and dishes—oh yes. The dishes
now total 75, including the five new
ones he purchased the preceding
evening.
Bachelors: May they never
impale their freedom upon the
point of a steel pen.
Sunday morning arrives. He
awakens. Is it yet dark or are the
cobwebs holding out the light of
day? Hi is slippers. Where are
they? Ah. Here they are—the lit
I tie rascals—hidden under the dust
on the floor.
Was that a spider that ran down
his neck? Was that a rat that was
loathing in the dust?.
AND LOOK WHAT SOME
FRIEND HAD LEFT HIM DUR
ING THE NIGHT. A NEW OVER
STUFFED CHAIR. OR—NO.
THAT WAS THE SAME OLD
CHAIR WITH A BEAUTIFUL
COAT OF GREY DUST.
The hood that rovers a free
head—Bachelorhood.
Bang! Wliat was that noise?
The piano keys had merely become
discouraged under the weight of
the dust upon them and were voic
ing their protest indirectly through
the piano’s internal workings by
giving way under the weight.
SITAKESPEARE SAID: “WHEN
T SAID 1 SHOULD BE A BACHE
LOR, I DID NOT THINK I
SHOULD LIVE TILL I WERE
MARRIED.
lie wades into the kitchen. He
would break liis fast. Oh for a dish!
Crash!!! Dish did he say?
Our baeltelor lies covered with
pots and pans.
The onl1/ things risible are his
hands,
the dishes have fallen—all 205.
(You'd see hundreds more,
wire he still alive).
so HERE’S TO OUR BACHELOR,
SO LONELY AND GAY;
BOB IT'S NOT HIS FAULT HE j
WAS BORN THAT WAY.
AND HERE’S TO THE MEM
ORIES OF HIS ROOM,
WHICH WAS LEAD ASTRAY]
’CAUSE HE HAD NO BROOM.
What! Not married? You don’t
know what you’ve missed.
VOTES FOR WOMEN.
(Paid Advertisement)
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It’s an ill wind that spreads
pneumonia. And,
All the occupants of the grave
yarn are not dead, either.
LOOK WHO’S BACK!!!
ARTHUR MOMETER SAYS—
Mb ’iv tied nil to hare a long spring.
This is leap near.
HIGH SCHOOL PRINCIPAL
TO TEACH IN MICHIGAN
Harold Benjamin, principal of
University high school, will be
one of the instructors at the sum
Coming Events
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TODAY
1:30 p. m.—Student recital.
Lounge room of the Music
building.
3:15 p. m.—Baseball. Varsity
vs. O. A. C., here.
7. p. m.—Address, Vlllard hall!
J. Stitt Wilson.
8:00 p. m.—Guild hall play. “His
House in Order.”
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| Notices will be printed in this column
for two issues only. Copy most be
in this office by 6:80 on the day
before it is to be published, and must
j be limited to 20 words. |
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O. N. S. Club—Meeting and din
ner Wednesday, May 21, College
Side Inn.
Murray Warner Art Museum—
Will not be open -Mondays after
this week.
Life-Saving Examination — For
women will be held Friday at 5:00,
Saturday at 2:00. Final lessons,
Wednesday and Thursday at 5:00.
University Bible Classes—Classes
of the various churches will meet
in the “Y” hut Sunday morning
a. 9:30. J. Stitt Wilson will speak.
Order of the “O”—Turn in
tickets or money fur tickets sold
for the benefit dance to Bob
Mautz, at the Kappa Sigma house,
before 1:30 today.
mer session of the Michigan State
Normal school, at Ypsilanti, Michi
gan this year. The University high
school year will be finished about
June 12 and the summer session
at the Michigan institution will
begin in July.
7 ONE YEAR AGO TODAY?
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I Some High Points In Oregon
| Emerald of May 17, 1924
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Tomorrow is Junior Week-end.
The women’s affirmative debate
team will meet the University of
California forensic machine this
evening.
The Oregon Knights will meet
the preppers when they arrive in
Eugene.
“The biggest and best” Ore
gano ever published will be dis
tributed tomorrow. Get in line
early if you want your copy.
Dean W. G. Hale will address
the assembly this morning on “The
Administration of Justice,”
Ruth Byrne will be heard in a
concert this evening.
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The frosh tennis team will play
Salem high this afternoon.
'Bill Hayward is not optimistic
over the prospects for the varsity
in the dual track meet with O. A.
C. tomorrow.
LIST OF EXAMINATIONS
TO BE READY TUESDAY
The examination schedule for the
spring term will be ready for pub
lication in the Emerald next Tues
day, according to an announcement
by the registrar’s office.
Examinations this term fall on
Wednesday, Thursday and Friday,
June 11, 12 and 13. This leaves
just 17 school days, or a little over
three weeks tity classes end for
the school year on June 10.
On Friday, June 13, the Flower
and Fern processions will be held
at 7 p. m. and the Failing and
Beekman orations at 8 p. m.
Saturday, June 14, is Alumni day
and the next day the Baccalaur
eate sermon will be delivered.
PLANET VENUS NEARING
EARTH BECOMES BRIGHTER
The planet Venus, which is so
prominent in the western skies in
the evenings, is getting brighter
and brighter, according to Prof.
E. H. McAlister, head of the
astronomy department. This is be
cause the bright side of the planet
is turning towards the earth and
because the planet is getting nearer
the earth. It will continue to get
brighter until May 24, when it
turns back again. Professor Me
Alister says that this is a good
year to watch heavenly bodies.
The moon is extraordinarily clear
these days. Mars is getting nearer
and nearer the earth, and there
are a couple of comets scheduled
to pass near the earth.
The Notorious
Cunnel Blake
The Fighting
Coward
CARS
Without Drivers
LATE MODELS
Ford Tourings—8c per mile,
75c per hour.
Ford Coupes—10c per mile,
$1.00 per hour.
Ford Sedan—12c per mile,
$1-25 per hour.
Cadillac “"8” (7-pass.)—15c
per mile, $1.50 per hour.
Rent a Car and Drive It
Yourself
OPEN DAY AND NIGHT
McLean & Thomas
1077 Oak Street
Office in Jensen Garage
Phone 1721R
“Democrats of the Kingdom”
Walt Whitman was a democrat. He
so proclaimed himself as one re
sponsive to jthe universals of Nature
and humanity and found God as the
totality of all.
Robert Browning, for all his living
in an atmosphere of literary remote
ness from the work-a-dby world
struck frequently the democratic note.
Abraham Lincoln, as the world rec
ognizes, was the great democrat in
politics.
Ralph Waldo Emerson, with all his
philosophic poise, scorned the usual
distinctions by which the world grades
men and although he seemed to tread
a way aloof from the common herd,
was yet a noble democrat.
Jesus of Nazareth was probably
the democrat supreme. Now as in
these days scientific scrutiny of his
period in history dims the dogma of
his divinity, there rises proportion
ately his message of democracy. He
was the great democrat of the spir
itual life.
The above are introductory thoughts
interpretative of a theme which will
be discussed by the Rev. Frank Fay
Eddy at the Unitarian church Sunday
morning.
Services begin at 10:45 o’clock.
University men and women are al
ways welcome at the little brown
church on the corner of Eleventh
Avenue and Ferry Street, known as
the “Little Church of the Human
Spirit.”
ALWAYS
The Winning Candidate
Now that elections for the year are over
and your candidates have either won or
lost—there always remains a unanimous
vote getter—food at the Oregana—because
it more than fulfills your expectations and
makes you satisfied and pleased. It meets
with whole hearted campus approval.
The Oregana
Obak’s Kollege Krier
OBAK Wallace, Publisher E. M. F. Editor
Volume 3 SATURDAY, A. M. Number 25
CAMPUS CLEBRITIES EXPOSED
OX DURING WORK OF PHOTOGRAPHER
SPECIAL FEATURE SECTION j
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The above illustration shows Ted
Gillenwaters, newly elected president
of the senior class, at his favorite
game. Ted spends several hours each
day at Obak’s and it is rumored ac
quired most of the votes which elected
him, at this famous college resort.
The platform on which he was elected
was to the effect that he would
spend the time on his class duties
which remained after his usual three
hours of pool at Obak’s every day.
Lyle Janz, of the Oregana fea
ture section, and Obak Kollege Krier
fame, is shown above running in or
der to get to a class on time. He
emphatically denies that he has cut
a single class this year, but after
three or four minutes of cross-exam
ination finally admitted that he
planned on going to Hollywood this
summer in order to answer the de
mand of the nation for a blond
sheik. .
The illustration of the little boy
with the big understanding is that of
Artie P. Y. Rudd, retiring editor of
the Oregon Daily Emerald. Artie,
in the above cut, is in his characteris
tic position, that of spreading his oil.
Like Demosthenes, Artie was troub
led with a defect in speech when he
arrived at the University, but re
membering the story of that famous
orator, P. V. raced down to Obak’s
and bought a billiard ball, and by
holding this in his mouth and talk
ing at the same time, finally overcame
his speech defect. It’s his good looks
that gets him by with the women
though.
Knute Digerness in an unconven
tional pose is something o£ a rarity,
but our staff photographer caught
him unawares while Knute was hav
ing his silky locks shorn at a cam
pus barber shop. The class barber
was supposed to be in the illustra
tion, but Jeanne Gay saw the pho
tographer in time, so substituted her
defeated rival, Duke Carter in her
place.
We hope that you will perceive that
Knute’s usual mobile face, and Valen
tino eyes are stirred out of their us
ual composure, with the thought that
the women may not like his latest
hair cut.
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OPTOMETRISTS
DR. J. 0. WATTS
Optometrist
Thirty years experience in
Eugene
790 Willamette Street, Eugene
_BEAUTY PARLORS
HASTINGS SISTERS
BEAUTY SHOP
Manicuring, Scalp and Face
Treatments. Marcelling
Pnone 1009 663*4 WUlamette
TRANSFER COMPANY
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For
PICNIC PARTIES
or
BAGGAGE Call
EUGENE TRANSFER CO.
Phone 160 or 1508-L
JOB PRINTING
Over U. S. National Bank
; Service, Quality, Fair Prices and a
Square Deal keep us busy.
VALLEY PRINTING COMPANY
Russell D. Evans, Prop. Phone 470
TAILORS
Headquarters Branch
Modern Tailors University Tailors
24 West 9th 1128 Alder St.
All kinds of alteration of ladies’ and
men's garments. Mending a specialty
Ladies’ and men’s suits made to order
SCROGGS BROS.. TAILORS
Style, Quality and Price
760 Willamette Street
Opposite §meed Hotel
One Flight Up
SHOE REPAIRING
MILLERS SHOE SHOP
43 West Eighth Avenue
Eugene. Oregon
, COLLECTIONS
COLLECTIONS
and REPORTS
L. M. TRAVIS. Inc.
U. S. Natl Bank Bldg.
Phone 118
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CONFE CTIONERY
HOME MADE CANDIES
Phone 56
Corner Seventh and Willamette
AUTOMOBILES
Star and Durant Cars
LANE AUTO COMPANY
We never close
837 Pearl St. Phone 166
Sweet-Drain
Auto Company
Phone 440_1042 Oak St.
Overlands, Willys Knight
Used Cars
Tires, Tubes and Accesssories
WEST & SONS MOTOR CO.
Phone 592 Ninth and Pearl Street*
PLUMBING
CHASE & LESLEY
Plumbing, Heating
and
Sheet Metal Work
Phone 243 971 Oak Street
MESSENGER SERVICE
MESSENGER
and
DELIVERY
SERVICE
Phone 299
REPAIRING and UPHOLSTERING
SEAVERS’ FURNITURE
HOSPITAL and FACTORY
Repairing, Hpholstering, refinishing.
Furniture made to order. Goods
packed for shipment. Factory 551
West 8th. Phone 402-J.