OREGON DAILY EMERALD
Member of Pacific Intercollegiate Press Association
Official publication of the Associated Studente of the University of Oregon, issued
daily except Monday, during the college year.
ARTHUR S. RUDD ....-----EDITOR
Editorial Board
Managing Editor ..-.Don Woodward
Associate Editor .John W. Piper
Associate Managing Editor .-.-.Ted Janes
Bondar Editor _Margaret lforriaon ;
Daily News Editors
Marian Lowry Boealla Kober
Prano** Simpson Norma Wi!»oe
Ed Miller
Night Editors
Jack Burleson Walter Coorer
Bnpert Bullirant Dough* Wihon
Jahnar Johnson Jhn Case
p. I. M. 8. Editor .PaoHna Bondurant
taalatanto -
_Josephine Ulrich, Louis Dammasch
Sparta Editor---.- Mont* Brer*
Sports Staff
Sparta Writers:
Bill Akers. Ward Cook. Wilhux Wader.
Alfred Erickson. George Godfrey. Pete
Laura
Upper News Staff
Catherine Spoil Morr Olerln
Leonard LerwlH Margaret Bkavlaa
Georgians GerHnger Frances Sanford
IM Byrne Kathrine Kreeaman
News Staff: Lyle J.nz. Helen Reynold., Looter Turn bough,_ Thelma ^Hamrick,
Ben Maxwell, Margaret Vincent, Alan Batten, Sol Abnaaon, Bugenta Striektaai^
Velma Meredith, Elizabeth Cady, Ned French, Ed Robbins, Josephine Rice, Clifford
Zehrnng, Beth Farias. Lillian Baker, Mary West. Emily Houston, Clate Meredith.
LEO P. J. MUNLY
...MANAGER
Associate Manager
Business Staff
.Lot Beatie
Foreign Advertising
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Aaa't Manager __Walter Pearson
Specialty Advertising
Velma Famkam Mary Brandt
Lyle Janz
Circulation
Manager _Kenneth Stephenson
Ass’t Manager ....James Manning
Upper Business Staff
Advertising Manager -Maurice Wamock
Aaa’t Adv. Manager .Karl Hardenbergb
Advertising Salesmen
Hales Manager .-.-.Frank Loggan
Assistants
Lester Wade William James
Earl Slocum
Editor
Phones
655 Manager
951
Daily News Editor This Iaaue
Jack Burleson
Night Editor This Issue
Jalinar Johnson
Assistant
Pete Laura
Minus the Guests
Oregon is enjoying a Junior Week-end without guests. En
joying is the correct word and it was used advisedly for, although
things are admittedly different, there has never been a time in
years, unless it was Student Union week, when the students got
together as they are doing now.
This is the last Junior Week-end for the class of 1924. A
few more weeks and the Oregon campus with its traditions and
atmosphere, will be only a memoey. To enjoy this last playtime
on the campus, without the usual stampede of preppers is de
lightful,
This is Oregon’s “get-acquainted week-end.” Let’s enjoy it.
The Junior Gift and the Campaign
The announcement of the proposed Junior class gift to the
Student Union fund was full of meaning. It was proof suffi
cient that the idea of giving to Alma Mater, which reached such
a high pitch during the campus campaign for Union funds, was
not a temporary flare but rather a deep rooted tradition, which
will continue to grow.
A great many educational institutions have the habit. of
giving so firmly fixed in the minds of their students and alumni
that hundreds of thousands of dollars are given each year for
the cause of education.
A great deal was said during tho drive about the debt we
owe to Oregon for the benefits we are receiving. This is not a
hollow, high sounding bit of propaganda but the recognition of
a truth that is fundamental. We can never pay completely for
the good we receive here, the gift campaign does not ask any
one to “give until it hurts.” In addition to paying the pledges
which were made, each student should pledge himself to further
the idea of giving to Oregon. This is the central idea of the
Gift Campaign.
The Juniors are doing the right thing in proposing to use
their class funds for such a worthy enterprise. Other classes
should follow their example when money is available.
The Junior prom is tonight. Oregon still thinks of the prom
as a mad crush of giggling youngsters from high schools and a
few tired, perspiring students. We have never seen a Junior
prom without the rushee mob, but the thought of such an affair)
is attractive. The awarding of the Ivoyl and Gerlinger cups will,
of course, add interest to an affair which promises to be the
happy ending of a pleasant, friendly week-end.
The Mortar Board and Friar pledgings are always an impress
ing feature of Junior Week-end. The Emerald extends con
gratulations to the student leaders who were chosen yesterday.
FACULTY WILL MAKE
GRADUATION SPEECHES
In response to the requests that
come in from high schools for com
menceineut speakers, nine men are
taking trips to different parts of the
state this next week.
On May 14, Prof. J. H. Gilbert
will go to Silver Lake, and 11. K.
Bosson to Naselle, Washington. C.
]>. Thorpe will go to Lakeside, Gerrit
Demmink to Weudliug, J. 11. Gilbert
to Paisley, Bruce J. Giffen to .Grants
Pass, and £. G. Bobbins to Metolius
on May 15. On May It?, Bruce J.
Gif fen goes to Kerby, P. A. Parsons
to Parkrose, F. S. Dunn to Condon,
K. C. Bobbins to Madras, J. II. Gil
bert to I,akeview, and F. K. Folts to
Wheeler.
MARY PERKINS TO GIVE
ADDRESS BEFORE EUTAXIAN
Kutaxian, women’s literary so
ciety, will hold a weinio roast at
the Portage next Wednesday eve
ning from 5 to 7:.'?0 o’clock for
all members. Miss Mary Perkins,
of the University English depart
ment, will speak, following the
supper, on ‘‘Mary Sinclair.”
The
Emerald Aisle
By Enigma
As I sat on the bridge
amongst the air and snnshlne
with the breeze sending hay
seed messages Into my ears, I
cried and prayed at the
sights which sank before my
eyes.
Have yon ever marvelled at the
inhuman acts which the world lets
pass unconcerned! Have you ever
watched the functions of the
pound man as he replaces the nur
ture of the air with the aqueous
into the lungs of scores of indefen
sible mongrels?
1 spied the equivalent as 1 sat.
The very idea made me love-sick.
Intense love for animal-kind have
I. 1 gripped the bridge. 1 bit
my lips to a jellish mass. I grit
ted my teeth to chalk.
• • «
I rose. I ran. I foamed at the
mouth. I also screamed. And, like
the worm, my eyeballs turned.. At
last I fell upon my bed and
swooned.
SOMETIMES I WISH I HAD
NEVER BEEN BORN SO KIND
HEARTED.
Seniors on the right of them,
Juniors on the left of them,
Sophomores in front of them.
Cruel-faccd and cold.
Onward they splashed and
dipped,
After the rope had ripped,
Our freshmen bold.
SO HERE’S TO OUR FROSHM
They lived like dogs find died un
changed.
AND HERB’S TO OUR
SENIOR COPS!!!
Don’t stand around, boys. Mar
jongg! Mar jongg!
* * *
This is Peter’s keen sense of
observation again. He says he
notices that a great many of the
campus Fords have good pick-ups.
CAN YOU TIE THIS???'???
Tlioro are six different kinds
of ties:
1. Family ties.
2. Railroad ties.
3. Marriage ties.
4. Score ties.
5. Par ties.
But It’is the last one that caused
all the trouble yesterday—neck
ties.
• • •
Somebody at the University of
California wants to know if Flor
sheim and Colgato started the hoof
and mouth disease scare.
MUSE TRUTH THAN POETRY
It’s worse than the growl of the
tiger,
Worse than a stor/n on the sea
Worse than the shot from a cannon,
Worse than the sting of a bee.
It’s worse than a sudden panic,
More dread than a sat'age lance..
It’s just like the depths of (naughty
word),
That garter that breaks at a dance.
—Key Dowan. j
7ONE YEAR AGO TODAY^j
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I Some High Points In Oregon |
| Emerald of May 10, 1923 |
*S*
<11011(10 Robinson is president
elect for the Associated Students.
. . .
Prank Carter will serve as vice-1
president during 1923-1924, and
Art Rudd will edit the Emerald.
Lillian Auld, Oregon alumni, re
ported to have been captured by
the Chinese bandits, is said to be
safe in Shanghai.
The varsity nine will meet the
Aggies in Corvallis this weekend.
Gladys Gallier has the honor of
being the first canoe fete queen.
Tn 1900 the first Oregon student
body voted upon five candidates
and cast a total of 50 ballots.
Six Sigma Delta Chi neophytes
will harangue from the library
steps tomorrow morning.
Don Woodward has been ap
pointed editor of the Sunday Em
erald. He will fill the vacancy
created by the resignation of Er
nest Hayeox.
The Ancient Order of Lame
Ducks will parade in the assembly
this morning. Victims of yester
day ’s election will be pledged.
❖--—
| Campus Bulletin
Lutheran Students—A meeting
at the Trinity Lutheran church,
| Sunday evening, 6 p. m.
Coming Events
TODAY
10:00 a. m.—Baseball. Varsity
vs. W. a C.
2:00 p. m.—Track meet. U. of
W. (Dual meet).
3- 5 p. m.—Mn Phi Epsilon tea.
Alumni ball.
9:00 p. m.—Junior Prom. Arm
ory.
TUESDAY, MAY 13
Class office nominations.
WEDNESDAY, MAY 14
4- 6 p. m.—Women’s league tea,
Woman’s building.
THUBSDAY, MAY 15
Class office elections.
Guild hall play. “His House
in Order.”
FRIDAY, MAY 16
Guild hall play.
SATURDAY, MAY 17
Guild hall play.
EXPERT RECOMMENDS
GOLF FOR EVERYONE
Famous Sport to Supplant
Baseball, Is Prophecy
University of California—Golf for
the business man; golf for the
housewife; golf for the rich and golf
for the poor: why .not golf for west,
ern universities? That is what the
devotees of this universally popular
sport are asking. They cite the ex
amples of all the great eastern col
leges where golf matches are of para
mount interest to as many students as
are football or track.
“Golf is going to supplant base
ball as the great American game,”
prophesied J. Bruce Adams, golf in
structor and enthusiast in San Fran
eisoo. “Po yon know why? Because
there aren’s any bleachers. All the,
fans are swinging the clubs right out
in the field. Even the professional
ball.players are converts. They had
to forbid golf at the training camps
this winter to make the men play
ball.”
A "tuns cannot underst and why the |
sport is not more popular at Califor- j
nia, particularly among the women.
Ho believes, however, that they will
be the first to make a great sport
here because other sports do not in
terest as many women as they do men.
“Golf is mighty good for women,”
he contends. “It gives them a vigor
ous but not strenuous outdoor pas
time and it makes them better sports.
Thoy forget their pink tea gossip and
quibbling out on the links. I should
think that the appeal of the sport it
self and the enjoyable social life
it entails at a« informal club house
would win innumerable enthusiasts
for a university golf course.”
Such a course is entirely within the
realm of possibilites, according to
W. S. McNichols, golf writer for a
bay newspaper. The construction of
an excellent course might even bo un
dertaken by outsiders for university
use if enough interest was exhibited
by students.
“Or if there isn’t a 150_aere course
handy, why not construct five or six
holes,” he proposed. “It would give
an opportunity for practice anl stir
up interest in golf as a sport on the
campus.”
ART COURSES OFFERED
IN SUMMER SESSION
Threo courses in art will be includ
ed in the curriculum of the Portland
summer session this year. They will
bo taught by Miss Esther W. AVuest,
instructor and supervisor of art in the
Portland public schools.
Methods in art instruction is a
courso for high and elementary school
teachers, giving art principles, decor
ation and construction, color, poster
design and lettering, and representa
tion.
Creative design offers instruction
in art structure, origin of design,
and fundamentals of color study and
use of color in decoration. •
CARS
Without Drivers
LATE MODELS
Ford Tourings—8c per mile,
75c per hour.
Ford Coupes—10c per mile,
$1.00 per hour.
Ford Sedan—12c per mile,
$L25 per hour.
Cadillac “8” (7-pass.)—15c
per mile, $1.50 per hour.
Rent a Car and Drive It
Yourself
OPEN DAY AND NIGHT
McLean & Thom a*
1077 Oak Street
Office in Jensen Garage
Phone 1721R
The eourse in crafts will givq study
in decoration in relief, parchment,
block and stitchery. The member
ship in the crafts class is limited to
25 persons.
According to Alfred Powers of the
the extension division, Miss Wuest’s
courses always prove very popular,
since they are so practical, giving
studies that can be used not only by
teachers, but by any one taking the
I
Walker Whiteside’s liking for
j oriental character types is well
known, and that he was elected to
star this season in "Mr. Wu” may
be an indication) that the melo
; drama is in every way worthy of
his efforts. As Wu Li Chang, Mr.
Whiteside is said to simply revel in
the character of the erafty old
mandarin, whose European educa
tion enables him to cope with his
occidental enemies in vindictive
fashion. The plot of. “Mr. Wu” is
a remarkable fabric of oriental in
trigue; Far East cunning; and
romantic love episodes. All three
acts are disclosed in Hong Kong
and the adjoining suburb of Kow
Loon, where Wu’s* gorgeous palace
is the scene of the final climax,
described by a noted New York
critic as being “fiendishly fine.”
Miss Sydney Shields will head the
big New York company, which will
be seen at the Heilig theater on
Tuesday night, May 13, in “Mr.
Wu.”
At the Theatres
HEILIG
BEX
Tom Mix has a “flapper harem”
of 12 ladies, ranging in age from
50 to 70, in his latest picture,
“Ladies to Board,” whieh opened
yesterday at the Bex. “They may
be a little old,” Tom commented,
“but they’re reliable.” The story
is by William Dudley Pelley and
the picture was directed by Jack
Blystone, who made “Soft Boiled”
with Tom Mix. In the cast are
Gertrude Olmsted, Pee Wee Holmes,
Phil McCullough, Gertrude Claire
and Dolores Bousse.
TODAY
LAST
DAY
To see
“Galloping
Fish”
—With—
SID CHAPLIN
CHESTER CONKLIN
LOUISE FAZANDA
FORD STERLING
The Year’s Biggest
Laugh Buster
— Also—
LLOYD HAMILTON
—in—
KILLING TIME
THE
CASTLE
Continuous Performances
EXHIBITION TO CONTAIN
STUDENT’S ART WORK
Examples of the work of Truman
Phillips, senior in architecture,
were sent yesterday evening to
represent the University rchool of
architecture and allied arts at an
exhibition of the Association of
Collegiate Schools of Architecture
in Washington, D. C. The associa
tion exhibits the work of the medal
student of each school in the or
ganization. This year it meets
May 20.
Phillips, who will be qualified
for a medal when he graduates,
has a series of architectural draw- I
ings, sketch problems, pen and j
pencil work, and oil painting in
the collection. His thesis drawing,
a religious center planned for
Skinner Is Butte, is included, as is
a monument with the progress of
civilization as the theme, and a
monastic church. Some of his
sophomore and junior design work
is being sent. The box was ship
ped to the Corcoran gallery.
Phillips is a member of the Ar
chitects ’ club and of Sigma Pi
Tau.
“Mac” “Jack”
Varsity Barber Shop
The Old Reliables
11th and Alder
Trunks! Trunks! Trunks!
IJ When you leave school, call Shy,
Skeet or Pink.
We’ll haul your trunks for you.
MANERUD-HUNTINGTON FUEL CO.
11 West 7th
Incorporated
Phone 651
Obak’s Kollege Krier
OBAK Wallace, Publisher E. M. E. Editor
Volume 3 SATURDAY, A. M. Number 24
UK'S TRUNINS WINS FOR
HIM YELLOW BOLL PLAYERS
The waning athletic prestige of
Oregon teams was given a shot of re
juvenation yesterday when, due to
Heavy Hunk Latham’s work in the
box, the first baseball game of the
season with Washington State College
was marked up in the win column.
It is rumored the visiting players
heard before the game that the heavy
boy had a good reputation at the
Saturday night Armory dances, and
refused to sock his offerings in order
to get in good with him.
The interest in the ball game was
rivaled only by that taken in the
women’s rooting section, and it was
stated authoritively by several promi
nent campus characters after the
game that the new spring styles run
to stripes, and that rolling your own
is decidely a back number.
Big Latham’s control throughout
the contest was little short of marvel
ous, seeing that he was facing the
bleachers, but this may have been
due to the fact that the sun was in
his eyes more than to nerve power.
He had a mean way of putting them
in the groove in the pinches that left
the Cougars tongue tied and awed.
Terrill’s timely blow in the last
half of the ninth won the game, and
was due to the fact that h.e recently
announced his engagement, so was in
training for the hero role.
“Cupid” Bliss, also known as
“Cabin-boy,” played a mean game
behind the plate, but this was to be
expected as he gained his roly-poly
growth by putting several hours each
day over the plate.
The Siamese twins, Penrod Boss
and Huck Finn Sorsby, played their
usual spectacular ball, although Sors
by was wearing sun glasses as the
result of looking too closely at the
bleachers.
Bill Bittner, who used to be with
a circus, turned several handsprings
while chasing a fly. Bill always goes
to Obak’s after each game to get a
savory meal over the counter, and
trains his eye for baseball by shoot
ing several games of pool each even
ing. He states the best way for a
baseball player to train his eye is to
shoot pool or billiards at Obak’s.
The big reason for the win as
doped by the authorities is that the
players all received a bath in the
senior fountain yesterday morning be
fore the game, thus having the double
effect of reviving them, and also
made their arms much lighter, this
accounting for the pretty pegs made
by the members of the team. Coacb
Reinhart has gone on record as fav
oring the plan of ducking the team
members before each game as a re
sult of the victory.
The players went en masse to
Obak’s emporium during the morn
ing and ate, so it is reported the
University heads are seriously con
sidering the plan of installing a
baseball training table at Obak’s each
year in order to insure the winning
of at least one game by the Lemon
Yellow team.
“What a whale of a difference
just a few cents make 1 ”
— all the difference
between just an ordinary cigarette
and—FATIMA, the most skillful
blend in cigarette history.