OREGON DAILY EMERALD Member of Pacific Intercollegiate Press Association Official publication of the Associated Students of the University of Oregon, issued daily except Monday, during the college year. ARTHUR S. RUDD ...r. .—.-..EDITOR Editorial Board Managing Editor . Associate Editor . Associate Managing Editor . .Don Woodward .John W. Piper .Ted Janes Sunday Editor .Margaret MotriM Daily News Editors Marian Lowry Rosalia Keber Frances Simpson Norma Wilson Ed Miller Night Editors Jack Burleson Walter Coover Rupert Builivant Douglas Wilson lahnar Johnson Jba Caas p. I. N. S. Editor .Pauline Bondurant Assistants —.....-. _Josephine Ulrich, Louis Dammasch sports Editor .Monte Byen Sports Staff Sports Writers: Bill Akers, Ward Cook, Wilbur Wester, Alfred Erickson, George Godfrey, Pete Laars Upper News Staff Catherine Spall Mary Clerin Leonard Lerwill Margaret Skavlan Georgiana Gerltnger Frances Sanford Leon Byrne Kathrine Kress man News Staff: Lyle Janz. Helen Reynold*. Lerter Turnbaugh._ Thelma _Hamnck. Ben Maxwell. Margaret Vincent. Alan Bntten, Sol Abramson, Euxenla Strickland. Velma Meredith. Elizabeth Cady. Ned French, Ed tobmns, Josephine Rice. Clifford ZebrunK. Beth Farias, Lillian Baker. Mary West, Emily Houston, Clate Meredith. LEO P. J. MUNLY .MANAGER Associate Manager Business Staff .Lot Beatie Foreign Manager - Aaa't Manager - Advertising __James Leaks __Walter Pearson Specialty Advertising Velma Farnham Mary Brandt Lyle Jana Circulation __Kenneth Stephenson ".James Manning Manager - ias’f Manamr Upper Business Staff Advertising Manager ..Maurice Warnock Ass't Adv. Manager .Karl Hardenbergh Advertising Salesmen Sales Manager ...Frank Loggan Assistants Lester Wade * William James Earl Slocum Entered In the poetofflce at Eugene, Oregon, aa aecond-elaae matter. Subecrlption *V»2.26 per year"By term. 75c. Adyertlatng ratea upon application._ Editor Phones 655 Manager 951 Dally New* Editor Thia Iaeue Norma Wilson Night Editor Thia Iaeue Rupert Bullivant Assistant . Floyd Greeley Wanted—Capable Candidates During Oregon’s change from a small college to a great University, many student-body offices have become extremely important, and the standards to which a successful office-holder must attain have become increasingly high. The student-body president is, for instance, the head of an Association which does nearly a hundred thousand dollars worth of business a year and which includes over two thousand stu dents, compared to less than a thousand a few years ago. The Emerald editor lias the problem of issuing a paper six days a week instead of three, as was the case only a short time ago, and has a staff of sixty, compared to the dozen who wrote the paper in the old days. Other officers have received additional burdens in addition to keeping pace, like their iellow students, with the higher scholastic standards. This means that choosing officers is serious business. Stu dents who are elected should have cool heads and the courage to stand up for student rights in circumstances where older heads on committees are likely to dominate. It is regrettable that fraternity politics enter into student body elections. This is especially regrettable because it some times happens that one house has a number ot capable students it might run, bill because of tear of criticism it must hold some one back. It is hoped that the campus will be able to overlook the petty jealousies that olten attend elections and name the men or women who will best carry on the work. This is a queer year politically. Nominations lor student body offices will take place at assembly, Thursday, and up to this time there lias been practically no talk of campus politics. The greater problem of making the Student Union drive a suc cess rightfully took the right-of-way. With the goal accom plished and the Student Union assured, the campus must think, and think quickly, concerning who is best fitted to handle the affairs of the A. S. U. 0. next year. Names of nominees must be handed into the editor before nx p. m. if the candidate wishes his candidacy to be made known in the next morning’s Emerald. The extremely unfortunate reference which was made in the column of “Literary Gossip” to Colonel llofer, editor of the Lariat, escaped the editorial blue pencil through the ab sence of the Sunday editor who has charge of editing various literary features of the Sunday sheet. The Emerald is sorry, for it realizes that the criticism, to be entirely unethical, should have been confined strictly to the magazine. The campus experienced a grand and glorious feeling Satur day night when over tw0 hundred thousand dollars was chalked up tor the Student 1 uion. Those who took part in the drive and cooperated in loyal Oregon style will have a certain richness added to their memory of campus days that will be worth all i the effort it cost. We wonder how those who made themselves conspicuous by standing in £he way of the movement felt when the rally crowd passed by Saturday night. Campus Bulletin Notice* will be printed in thie column for two issues only. Copy nut be In thie office by 6:80 on the day before It is to be published, and most be limited to Z0 weeds. 11 ♦ ■ ■ -—♦ Sigma Delta Chi — Luncheon, to day, Anchorage. Dial—Meeting tonight at 7:30, in Woman’s building. Phi Theta Kappa—Meeting at Anchorage, this noon. Thespians—Meeting tonight at 7:30. Dean Straub’s room. Bernard Daly Club—Meeting at 7:15 in Woman’s building. Craftsman Club — Dinner at Anchorage, tonight at, 6 o’clock. Faculty Women—Baseball every Tuesday at 5:00, beginning today. Theta Sigma Phi — Important meeting at Anchorage today noon. Samara—Meeting today at 4:15 in Miss Baylor’s office. Important. ToKo-Lo — Important meeting tonight at 7:30 at the College Side Inn. Eastern Stars — Important meet ing, Wednesday noon, at College Side Inn. Girls’ Volleyball—Championship game between juniors and seniors today at 5 o’clock. Seabeck Conference — All girls interested, meet at Y. W. hut at 5:15 for picnic at Coburg bridge. Sigma Upsilon—Ye Tabard Inn of Sigma Upsilon will meet Wed nesday noon at the Anchorage. Im portant. Mathematics Club—Will meet, 8 p. m., today, for a business meet ing, at the home of Dr. Richards. Biology department invited. Phi Beta Kappa—Meeting, 4:15 Thursday afternoon, room 8, Com merce building. Undergraduate elections. Full attendance desired. R. C. Clark, president. HEAD VISITS EUGENE Harold Donnelly Speaks at Seabeck Meeting Harold Donnelly, national director of boys’ work of the Presbyterian church and former general secretary of the University of Oregon Y. .\1. 0. A., is a visitor in Eugene for a few days. Mr. Donnelly, together with his wife and young son, arrived Sun day afternoon from his headquarters in Philadelphia to visit his mother, Mrs. Charlotte R. (Mother) Donnelly, who is the present University Y. M. C. A. employment secretary. .Mr. Donnelly was secretary of the 1'. M. A. iu 1920 as well as student secretary of the states of Oregon and Idaho. In 1921, he married Beatrice Weatherbee, of the class of ’21, whose parents live in Eugene and at j whose home, the Donnellys are at | piosent visiting. Mr. Donnelly will leave Eugene Thursday for California where he is po remain during the month of May \i>iting the various churches in the state in the interest of boys’ work. He will be in the West until Septem ber. At the Seabeck luncheon, which was held yesterday noon in the Y hut, Mr. Donnelly was one of the speakers, i together with Dale Seamen, Pacific const student Y. M. O. A. secretary, and Douglas Wright. A large at ! tendance at this summer's confer ence, dune 1.'! to 22, at Seabeck, Washington, of students from 'the Pniversitv of Oregon was urged be cause of the opportunity which will enable them to come fn closer contact with students from all the Northwest colleges and with several prominent educators and speakers of the United States who are scheduled to address the conference. Patronize Emerald Advertisers The Emerald Aisle By Enigma There is a young man lives next door to me who is a tailor here in town. Peter and I have never taken much to the fel low. He is quite a snobish, smug-fa/ced cockalorum, and he suffers clear down to his feet when he is obliged to speak to us. • • • His brother, who jfie lives with, comes over to chew the rag with Peter quite often and the other night he was telling Peter that the young tailor teas taking up boxing as a hobby and already had made out a list of men in town that he could lick and he mentioned that 1 was one of those on the list, • • a So I had him over that night. “I hear that you have a list of the men in this town that you can lick,” I said. “Yes, sir,” he answered. “Is my name on it?” “Yes, sir,” he answered again. • • • “So you think you can lick me, do you?” I cried, for by this time I was in a terrible rage. I always cry when I’m in anger. ..“Yes, sir,” he answered once more. “Why do you know,” said I, “that I could loosen your whole structure from all its joints? I could desquamate your corneous hide and use it for mud depositions at our tradesmen’s entrance.” THE HOUSE WAS SHAK ING. PETER HAD HIDDEN IN THE STORM CELLAR. “And that isn’t all,” I screamed. “To toj) off all that, with one finger I can untie that disipient woloy knot at the upper end of your spine and your whole consti tution. amendments, preamble, and all, will abase the floors of my home. ” # * # “Can you really do that, Mr. Enigma?” yawped the shaking tailor. “It's the plain-spoken truth," I returned. “Are you absolutely positive that you can do exactly what you said, sir?” lie queried again as he reached his pocket. “Positive,” I as sured him. “ Very well then, sir,” and he bowed mo a goodnight as he pulled a long paper from his pocket. “In such a case, you need not worry. I shall scratch your name from the list.” My criminal is now a salesman for the Frogswool Importing Co., importers of oriental goods. He has been employed as a seller of ori ental rugs to dance halls. LAiiOlI, AND THE WORLD LAUGHS AT YOU. Coming Events TODAY 3 a. m.-3 p. m.—Women’s league election. Library polls. 8:15 p. m.—Men’s Glee clnb joint concert. Woman’s build ing. WEDNESDAY, APRIL 30 16 p. m.—Women’s league tea. Woman’s building. FRIDAY, MAY 2 8:30 p. m.—Women’s league leap year dance. Woman's building. SATURDAY. MAY 3 16 u. m.—Women’s league tea for mothers. Alumni hall. 8:30 p. m. — Junior Vod vil. Heilig theater. OK BARBER SHOP Henry McCollum formerly of “The Club is now located in his own shop at 18 West 9th Avenue RIFLE SERVICE FIRING STARTS ON SATURDAY Pedestrians Are Warned of Possible Danger Firing with the regular service rifle on the target range, about two miles south of the campus, will commence next Saturday and will continue throughout the spring term on Saturdays, according to an announcement by Capt. F. L. Culin, Jr., of the local R. O. T. C. headquarters! Firing will start at 7:30 Satur day morning and will continue un til about 3 o’clock in the after noon. The course of firing will be the regular army instruction and qualification course with slow fire at 200, 300, 500 and 600 yards, and rapid fire at 200, 300 and 500 yards. Captain Culin warns University students and townspeople that the range is so placed that in the event of a possible wild shot or ricochet, persons cutting across from Alder or Willamette streets toward Spen cer ’s Butte might be endangered. The marksmen will be firing to ward Spencer’s Butte. Those who will receive instruc tion in rifle marksmanship, prelim inary to attending summer camp, and will be firing on the range, are as follows: Major Kerr; Captains Amstutz, Backstrom, Cook, Hughes, Page, Wiswall, Woodworth; 1st Lieuten ants Burton, Crites, Gillenwaters, Hain'es, Homewood, Jost, Skoog, Larabee, Clayson, Withrow; 2nd Lieutenant Powers; Sergeants Hayden, Gilbert, Lee, Mays, Rew. Sinclair, Watson; Privates Person, Sellers, Wingard, Yocom. I ONE YEAR AGO TODAyT I - | Some High Points in Oregon \ Emerald of April 29, 1923 A movement lias been instituted by the students to keep Coach George Bolder, who has been prac tically dismissed by Dean Bovard of the school of physical education. The eleventh annual home con cert of the University Symphony orchestra was given last night under the direction of Bex Under wood. Total registration for the spring term is 2,104. The state board of higher curri cula has consented to a five-year course in architecture, a course in pre-library work and a course in pre-nursing, to be given at the University. The frosh nine defeated Colum bia university by a 4 to 3 score yesterday afternoon. The game was a hard fought struggle. The Oregon chapter of Mortar Board will be installed today. One of the late developments in campus politics is the positive denial on the part of Claude Robin son that he will be a candidate for the presidency of the A. S. U. O. DEPOT LUNCH Drop in have a bite OPEN ALL NIGHT SIFT GAMPAIEN ISSUES MEMORIAL BOOKLET Pictures of Oregon’s Dead Heroes Included As a reminder of those who gave their lives in the World War, a white booklet has been issued by the Gift Campaign, containing pictures of 38 of the 48 dead Ore gon alumni and alumni of the Oregon Medical and Willamette Medical schools. The cover is white with a gold star in the center and “In Memoriam” is printed below it in black. The booklet is about 4x6 inches. This publication is the first at tempt on the part of the Univer sity to print a complete list of the dead alumni and is put out by Glenn Quiett, a member of the Gift Campaign staff, in connection with the proposed Memorial Court. Ten thousand copies have been sent to alumni, parents of the soldiers, and others interested. The dedication reads: “In Mem oriam to the University of Oregon Men Who Died in the World War.” The next page is a full page photo graph of the service flag at the entrance of the Administration building, with four military men standing under it. An article is opposite—“The War Service of Old Oregon.” Just preceding the pic tures is an article—“The Univer sity’s Honored War Dead.” After the pictures and names appears a picture of the Memorial Court and an article telling the alumni of the court and of what it will mean to future generations of students. Shipwrecked on a South Sea Island Two men and a beautiful girl cast away on a primitive isle of tropical splendor “THE Uninvited Guest” A picture of daring adven ture and beautiful romance. • Fox News * Comedy • AL ST. JOHNS in "TWO JOHNS" A merry round of pleasure * TODAY The CASTLE Home of the Best. The Chicago Temple, Chicago, Illinois HOLABIRD & ROCHE, Architects Drawn by Hugh Ferriss "Building a Picture” © O. E. C T-TERE the architects envisiont * > picture, saw the modern office J,A building in terms oi the rent ■ <•: i. • Middle Ages—ar.d the result is a demonstration that i m. ru.. ture, the modern office building of commerce may be a.; pit t > ■ ;u- as it- is practical. Vision, imagination, courage and ; ..l ingcni ity in stylistic adaptation have enabled the architects ot i . . cou; try to astonish the world with their achievements of today and their promise of tomorrow. Certainly modern invention—modern engineering skill and organiza tion, will prove more than equal to the demands of the architecture of the future. OTIS ELEVATOR COMPANY Offices in all Principal Cities of the World Cl The tempting heap of luscious Strawberries and whip ped cream that tops the shortcake you order here, makes it one dish’ in a million. The PETER PAN WALT HUMMELL, Prop.