Obak’s Kollege Krier OBAK Wallace, Publialar L.L.L. Office boy and editor . yolasa* 3SATURDAY, A. M. Number 21 OREGON DAILY EMERALD Member of Pacific Intercollegiate Press Association Official publication of tha Associated Students of the University of Oregon, issued Sally except Monday, during the college year. ABTHUB & BUDD---EDITOR Editorial Board Managing Editor —__________Don Woodwaro Associate Editor_John W. Piper Associate Managing Editor__ Ted Janes Daily News E'diturs Maii«~nt Morrison Poealla Keber Marian Lowry Frances ^iuipeon Loon Byrne Norma Wilson Night Editor* taper! Bulllvant Walter Coorer Jahnar Johnson Douglas Wilson Jack Burleson George Belknap Jim Case r. L N. B. 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Manager _ Karl Hardenbergh Advertising Salesmen Sales Manager__ Frank Loggan Assistants Lester Wade William James Earl Slocum ■ntered h> the postoffiee at Eugene, Oregon, as second-elan matter, sages, 16.26 per mar. By term, 76c. Advertising rates opon application. Subscription Ph OREGON ’ S INTERPRETATION The action taken by the students of the University of Oregon in mak ing the junior week-end an all cam pus affair bears interest to Reed stu dents as well. The decision to make the event a college affair alone was arrived at in preference to total abol ition, or continuance in its present form. The Oregon students felt that the advertising gained was not of the right sort, being only of a social na ure; that only a small percentage of ho guests were influenced to attend die University; that the pleasant areak in the scholastic work only mused physical and finaneal over vork on the part of the entire eol ege; that it should not be kept up inly because of the tradition; that mch features as the canoe fete and ithletic carnival were desirable. Many persons in the junior class it Reed have raised the same sub tantial objections in regard to Reed lay. Reed day has never been a mere locial event, and the canoe fete, to >e continued at Oregon, is considered inessential by many at Reed. The junior class has already com neneed preparations of a preliminary lature. The committees desire the ipinion of the students in regard to he form and date to be taken by Reed lay. The Quest needs expression of pinion to keep going and the junior lass needs it to get going.—Reed College Quest. 1EPAINTING OP NEVADA *N’ PREVENTED BY WEATHER 'University of Nevada—(P. I. N. 5.)—For the first time in years, he university “N” will not have ts semi-annual coat of whitewash 'or Mackay Day. Heretofore it has >een an established rule that the 'reshman class shall have the letter minted by Mackay Day, but this rear, owing to the inelement veather, Block N. set aside the ule and has given the class per nission to delay the work one veek. Patronize Emerald Advertisers The Emerald Aisle By Enigma I stood before the cashier’s window. The finst of the month had arrived. In all my years of experience, I have learned at least one thing. That it pays to be observing. I always take advantage of the most oppor tune psychological moments. Here was my chance. The cashier was a lean little fellow with tig feet and green eyes. His long hair hung to his shoulders and very neatly cov ered his large bald head. * • My observation completed, I drew my $50,000.50. This is the 18th of the month and I have only 50 cents left. But don’t be alarmed. I’ve put it into a good investment. * • • Two boys came around today and told me they were raising fun for somebody that sounded like Cliff Champagne. Anyway the name had a very beautiful liquid sound and they wanted to get some money to play some joke on Cliff or some thing. Yesterday Peter and I strolled up to Spencer’s butte to hock holly and pick holly hocks. But as we found none we decided to search for some contour lines. It proved to he a most unusual af ternoon, for we made two astounding discoveries. In the first place, as we rounded a point, we happened onto two contours that cross each other. Immediately we made the fact Tcnoivn to the state bureau of geolo gical survey and are now awaiting our reward. Secondly, As we climbed up higher on the hill The grass was growing ’round. Did you ever see a thing like that! Round grass upon the ground We have finally solved the mystery of the numerous campus signs on which are written, “C. K. B.” C. K. B. is a women’s organization and we are told that it stands for “Ootque ans of the Khaki Breeches.” Long live dis order. * » • Here’s record of a mam named Wedge, Who found he was not able To keep his Student Union pledge, And still eat at the table. They brought him into court today, His trial he did dispute. This case, the honorable judges say, Was a Student Union suit. • • » Mr. A. D. Visor, director of the Whalem blind school, announces a decrease in attendance since Volstead denatured alcohol. STETSON BACK FROM TEACHERS’ MEETING Prof. F. L. Stetson, member of the faculty of the school of educa tion, returned the first of the week from Spokane, where he attended the annual meeting of the Inland Empire Teachers’ association from April 9 to 11. More than 2,000 persons, representing the public inn w-ATeutt* IVA/ i ENGRAVED CALLING CARDS NEW SHOW TODAY I A NEW STAB NORTH OF NEVADA with FRED THOMPSON and “Silverking,” his horse COMEDY MUSIC Phone 87 “SCARAMOUCHE” Coming Events SUNDAY, APRIL 20 7:30 p. m.-Mn Phi Epsilon Easter program. Methodist Episcopal church. WEDNESDAY, APRIL 23 4 6 p. m.—Women’s league tea. Woman’s building. 8:15 p. m.—Dance Drama. Heilig theater. schools, colleges and universities ii the Northwest were present. During the three-day session sev sral prominent speakers from out side sections were heard, including Dr. Arthur Dean, of Teachers’ col lege of New York City, and Miss 31]ve Jones, president of the Na tional Education association. Professor Stetson, who is secre tary of the section, is also a mem ber of the committee of the asso ciation on the accrediting of higher institutions. Among the institu tions added this year was the Ore gon Agricultural college. “Oregon^ school men were well represented in the association,” said Professor Stetson. “Theyj took part in the various programs j md held many prominent positions I luring the session.” This is the 26th annual meeting ot the association, which has for its, purpose the furthering of school interests in the Northwest, rhe presidency revolves from state to state and will come next pear to Oregon. Remember— “SCARAMOUCHE” It will soon be on everybody’s tongue All the world looks for beauty on Easter Sunday. Yours will be accorded high compli ments if we are given the privilege to dres? your hair In a style most becoming to you. Our methods add to your charm. “Our Methods Succeed” ROSE LA VOGUE BEAUTY CULTURE 13th and Kincaid Phone 1592 SSL Mid-Nite Sons COLLEGE SIDE INN Phone Reservationa to 141, or Jack Myera. 127 GRILLE DANCE TONIGHT The Oregana I Student Union! WE BELIEVE IN STUDENT UNION. ABSOLUTELY! Maybe you don't remem ber, but the Oregana was the first “STU DENT UNION.” It was the first meeting and eating place of the students. It is still the place where the students meet and eat. Eating Is Believing99 Furnishing Campaign Must Start Say Students Student Union Will Be a Fine Building, But Where Do We Sit? Ever since the Krier published the first picture of the new student union last week the entire campus has been in a turmoil of excitement and every body is all hopped up about getting moved in. The most recent compli cation of matters has come with the question of furniture. Many of the women are all in favor of installing pool and billiard tables so that the new student union will be just like the old original Kol lege Klub. There is some opposition j to this on the grounds that the new 'union should not compete with the Klub in this field. There is one thing, though, that is unanimous—everybody wants a snow ! white lunch counter and food just [like that at Obak’s. Perhaps with this point so definitely settled the rest will gradually work out. One thing is sure, that is that with the Obak’s Klub to use as a model the committee will have very little dif ficulty in designing a union that will satisfy the students. Now what will we have for the art gallery, ask some of the students t That too is easy—Obak has an art gallery that has pleased generations past and will be a delight to the future worshippers of true art and sport. So student union it is, a union with the same sort of fellowship and com raderee that has made Obak’s Kol lege Klub the delight and salvation of Oregon men for years. Political Editorial The Krier is beginning to get ex cited. In fact the Krier is very much worried. Try as we may, we don’t seem to be able to get anybody to run for office around this place. Every now and then some fellow does come around and tap us on the back, but so far nobody has been so forward as to offer us a cigar, and we are still forced to roll our own out under the proverbial bush. What is wrong around here? Have all of the politicians flunked out of school? Isn’t somebody going to prolhote somebody soon? There has not even been anybody come around to apply for the editorship of the Krier, and this is the first time in history that there hasn’t been at least three or four candidates by the middle of April! The Krier offers one political sug gestion: It is certain that therfe will eventually be some candidates; and it is also certain that there will emerge out of this group a gang of “also rans,” or “lame ducks.” To these let us say that hundreds before you have found comfort and relief from disappointment by coming to the Klub for food, smoke and relax ation. It’s early in the game, but you can always be sure that somebody loves you. Remember OBAK’S.