The
Student
MIRROR
We notice that the jolly boys of
the law school were carrying canes.
We wonder if they are lame physic
ally or mentally. Allow us to sug
gest spats for the dramatic school
and picks for the doughty boys
of B. A.
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We have a certain school here
which is trying to work out a sys
tem. It is a guess, a supposition,
and five hours of torture. It is a
field for theorists who make ditch
diggers think they can run a busi
ness by just being present.
We wonder which our modern
girl admires the most, the man of
the “great open spaces” with an
“O” on his chest, or a nice little
flat-cliested dancing man.
Ever notice that the Oregon stu
dents are always in back of the
athletic teams while the faculty is
in front?
Now that the Republicans have
organized a club for college stu
dents, who will organize the faculty
into a democratic body. Read that
over twice.
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We have just finished “Town and
Gown” and “Grey Towers.” Wo
found old friends in both.
The moon casts mysterious shad
dows over the campus. A book
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laden girl scurries along. She
pauses to consult wrist watch with
worried mein. Increases speed.
Dashes madly up library steps as
though in pursuit of something
education, perhaps. She pauses and
then casually saunters up stairs in
dustriously powdering her nose.
We wonder is the tryst with knowl
edge or experience.
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Now that it is open season for
the men to rate the formals, have
3rou ever said, “Why in the shades
of Erebus did she ask him!”
If students were allowed to pick
their instructors for our institution
of higher yearning, who would make
a tour of U. S. looking up the
thousands who would apply?
Your mirror is your best friend,
because it always tells the truth.
B. E. o.
Dollars and Sense
Versus High Ideals
(Continued from page one)
acclimated shelter to adjourn to
when the day’s toil is complete.
When the time arrives that
Plato’s philosophers are ruling the
world, and the intellectual lifo has
subordinated the sensual existence,
then, university men will be able
to go out into the world, probably,
and have no fears of collection
agencies and returned checks.
Plato, however, finally decided that
this would come only in some form
of heaven, and we decide, person
ally, that until this heaven is
reached it is just as well to store
things away in the First National,
as it is to mako deposits in the
Higher Intellectual.
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Varsity Victorious
Over Tooth-Pullers
(Continued from page 1)
of play and it affects the team
work.
Westerman, although not in the
game the full time, was high point
man with seven goals from the
field and one from the foul line
for a total of 15 points.
Clair Scallon, the sorrel thatched
Franklin forward, was the out
standing factor in the visitor’s of
fense and looped 11 counters.
The lineups:
Frosh (40) Pos (19) Franklin
Westergren (7) F. (11) Scallon
Westerman (15) F. (3) Pope
Okerberg (4) ....C. (2) Foster
Kiminki (7) .G. (1) Douglas
Hughes (4) .G. (2) Epps
Adams .S. Hart
Reinhart .8
Flynn (3) .8
Referee, Edlunds, Oregon. Scorer,
Mautz, Oregon. Timer, Hobson,
Oregon.
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