Oregon Daily Emerald t VOLUME XXIV. UNIVERSITY OF OREGON, EUGENE, SATURDAY, APRIL 21, 1923 NUMBER 134 ARMY OFFICIALS Showing of Battalion Credible Despite Muddy Condition Of Drill Field VARIED TACTICS EXECUTED Officers Visiting Institutions Located in Ninth Corps Area; Reports Made in May By Margaret Skavlan Straight ranks of khaki, flags flying, and the base horn in the band tooting very hard to keep from filling with rain, were the features of the annual inspection of the University R. O. T. C. yesterday at 1:30 by visiting officers sent by the United States secretary of war to make recommendation for distinguished rating. Ten platoons pas sed in review before visiting Majors H. T. Bull, Ralph W. Kingman and H. L. Jordan, as well as Colonel W. S. Sinclair, commanding officer, and P. L. Campbell, president of the University. The majors leave this morning for O. A. C., an institution which has held the coveted position of one of the five distinctive military colleges for several years. This is the second series of inspec tions this year—the first was the visit of Major H. L. Jordan of San Fran cisco, head of the Ninth Corps Area, which includes 18 western colleges and universities. The University of Oregon was one of the seven recommended for the second inspection—the Major speaking highly of the school spirit. The result of the inspection will prob ably be known before the end of the term. Score cards are made out with the relative grades of each college. On May 16, the board of inspection leaves the University of Nebraska, the last on their schedule, for Washington, D. C., where the reports can be compared, and the ratings made. Bating on Two-fold Basis “The colleges are rated on excel lence of theoretical instruction in the classrooms,” said Major Kingman, in speaking of standards and practical in struction in the field. There are also a few other factors to consider, such as the number who belong to the unit, and the number in the advance course. There is a small rating on equipment, but only a small one, since the war department takes the matter of finance into considera tion.” In comparing the work done here with that at Camp Lewis, where he in structed Oregon men among others last summer, he said that it might be said to follow the same general lines, though lacking the target practice on a range and work of a tactical nature requir ing much greater area. Go Through Various Drills Following the passing in review there was inspection of arms and general in spection. The sun came out for a brief interval while the band played “Oregon—Our Alma Mater.” The cadets went through close order drill, calesthenics, tent pitching, and other military forms. At 2:30 the field was divided into four sectors, occupied by the four different companies—Com pany B on the southeast, C on the north west, A on the southwest, while Com pany D formed for fire and movement. “At their throats—point—over— double” came the commands for the bayonet work. These operations were somewhat hampered by the rain. • A line of skirmishers descended from ambush in the graveyard through some fairly realistic mud. The juniors did machine gun work from 4:00 to 5:20. Humorous Questions Asked “How far would a man march mark continued on page four.) LOCAL TAILOR IS SUED BY STUDENT Ire of Senior Raised by . Burned Dress Vest Bap! Rap! Rap! Goes the gavel. This court will now come to order! “The case of a prominent senior vs. a well-known local tailor will now be heard. Defendant, the plaintiff, a member of the nearly extinct class of ’22, has filed a complaint to the ef fect that you did, while in the process of removing an ink spot, wilfully and without cause apply and leave a hot iron upon the front of said plaintiff’s dress vest to the detriment of said vest front, and that said plaintiff demands reparation in the form of an eight dol lar endowment with which to compen sate said plaintiff for the injury to his claw-hammer outfit and to his delicate feelings.” This is probably the text of the im portant cahe which is scheduled to be heard at the justice of the peace court next Monday at 1:30. As the auditor ium is small and the demand for seats is great, those wishing to listen in on the case should make reservations at once; otherwise tune in on your radio. It has been rumored that the defen dant will spring some new evidence at the trial which may force the young sprinter to forfeit the 150 coppers which he was forced to pay in order to have the constable serve notice. ’Twas ever thus. One can never tell what will come from a mere ink spot in this day and age. Moral: Keep your ink in your pen lest perhaps it brings you into court. DELUGE DELAYS FIRST BALL GAIIAE OE SEASON Warde Johnson Out of Lineup With Broken Bone in Foot Old Jupiter J. Pluvius stubbed his toe yesterday afternoon and spilled the contents of his rain bucket on Ceme tery ridge, thus preventing the prac tice tilt that was scheduled between the baseball proteges of the Bohler brothers, Eoy, of Willamette, and George, of Oregon. At the last meet ing of the brothers, which was during basketball season, George took the honors. From the reports, it seems that Eoy has collected a classy aggre gation of ball tossers up at the capi tal city and has brought them down with the intention of making up for basketball losses by annexing a couple of diamond victories. Warde Johnson, the Oregon first sacker, will be out of the game for about a month with a broken foot. The big fellow broke a small bone in his foot the other afternoon as he was sliding into second, during the frosh varsity melee. There seems to be a jonah tied to the initial sack as both the varsity and freshman first base men have had to retire from the game with broken bones. This accident will necessitate another shifting of the in field, probably Hunk to first, and Dinty Moore to shortstop. Although George Bohler wired his brother that the field would not be in condition to play yesterday’s game, part of the Salem aggregation had al ready left, via automobile route, so Eoy came on down with the rest of the crew. The two teams will clash this afternoon, weather permitting. CLASS WILL GIVE PLAY “No Mania, No,” a play written by Manuel Seminario, will be put on April 25, by the Spanish club, of which Sem inario is a member. The play deals with the school life of a boy in Spain. The plot centers around the boy throw ing a kiss to a young girl, and the third party, a young man in love with the girl, comes to the hero and they “fight it out,” but neither the fight, the girl, or the jealous boy appears on the stage. Students Take Long Trip South; McGonegal Stays With Movies An automobile trip of 2873 miles, through California and *into Mexico, was the novel experience of three stu dents in the University school of ar chitecture and fine arts: George York, Glenn McGonegal and James Bradway. The trip required 18 days and stops were made at various places of interest. The trio followed the highway, stay ing overnight at hotels. One hundred and thirty-one gallons of gas were used. During the trip one of the men kept a log book with detailed notes of everything of interest that happened. The trip was for educational purposes as well as recreational. The crops and soil and the various industries of the localities, through which they passed, were tabulated. On the journey very little architecture escaped the eyes of the men. They found much Gothic, Roman and Spanish architecture in the big cities of the state and the old mis sions of southern California. Among the most important missions visited were San Luis Obispo, Ban Miguel, San Juan Capistrano and the mission of Santa Barbara. Much time was spent in and about the buildings on the Stanford and Cali fornia campuses. While in Los An geles the men went out to the big movie studios and saw several of the sets for productions. While there Mr. McGonegal obtained a position with the Goldwyn studios. Tia Juana was the southernmost point of the trip and the men brought back vivid pictures of the wretched conditions existing in the horse-racing Mecca. While there the party discov ered that it was not best to leave any (Continued on page four.) PATERNALISM NOT BAD CHECK COSES Student Body and University Are Harmed by Negligent Money Drawers CHARGES NOT WITHDRAWN Careless Persons Must Make Good by First of June Or Take Medicine “Shall certain University of Oregon students, for whatever reason, continue to flood Eugene with bad checks, there by bringing the honor of the jtudent body and the name of the University into question?” Instead of paternalism, of ultimate annulment of fines already imposed, of appropriate procedure, this is the pertinent question with which the stu dent advisory committee is primarily concerned in the case of faculty action relative to students writing n. s. f. checks, intimates Dean Straub, chair man of the committee, in a letter to the Emerald. It is explicitly pointed out in the communication, which is printed in full below, that the commit tee has not withdrawn, but on June 1 will ascertain the number of n. s. f. checks during Mjay and “wfill feel free to govern its practice according ly.” It is implied that careless and negligent students have been placed on theoretical probation, with the un derstanding that the original action will be reverted to unless these students make good. Student Opinion Important According to Dean Straub, all that is necessary to minimize any illegiti mate habit among University of Ore gon students is a crystallized student body opinion, and the committee be lieves that the action ^eing taken by two student organizations will bring about such a state. Following is Dean' Straub’s communication: “To the Editor: I am appreciative of the sincerity of spirit behind the Emerald editorial of Friday morning captioned, ‘Are the Fines Annulled?’ and I think the editorial is represen tative of the main student body, the sentiment of which I interpret as fol lows: 1. It is in the abstract as much opposed as is the faculty to the disgrac ing of the University by the issuance of large numbers of n. s. f. checks. 2. It is willing "to support certain stu dent organizations in crystallizing stu dent public opinion against the prac tice. 3. It feeis that the method of public summons and of the fining of scholastic hours is an extreme one. 4. If the students succeed in minimiz ing the practice by June 1, then it feels that the slate should be wiped clean. Facts Are Desired “If I am correct in this interpreta tion of the Emerald’s editorial, and of student body attitude, then I shall be glad to know what the facts are. Mean while, as chairman of the faculty com mittee, may I point out the following to all concerned: “The committee has not ‘withdrawn’ as the Emerald editorial suggested. Its position was summarized in the con cluding paragraph of its statement yes terday, which read: ‘June 1, the committee will ascer tain the number of n. s. f. checks given during May, and will feel free to govern its practice accord ingly. ’ The discussion of paternalism has merely the effect of a cloud of dust under a nice name obscuring the real issue. The real issue is not whether the committee is becoming paternal istic; or whether the committee is to be asked now or later to annul the fines against the six students; or whether the exact proprieties of relationship among the students, their banks, and the University, have been observed; or whether the procedure of the com mittee was wholly appropriate. The committee, of course, considers its po sition authentic in all these respects, though theoretically any of them might be debatable. The condition is not a theoretical one, however; it is this practical condition, to wit: Issue Is Stated “Shall certain University of Oregon students, for whatever reason, continue to flood Eugene with bad checks, there by bringing the honor of the student body and the name of the University into question? “Two student organizations have of fered to help in stopping the practice. Others will undoubtedly join. If so, the committee’s mission is performed, for all that is necessary to minimize any illegitimate habit among Univer sity of Oregon students is a crystallized student body opinion. Therefore, the committee was highly content to sus pend its own devices, good or bad, for six weeks. “June 1 would thus be a more appro priate time to discuss the remission of those few fines already administered.” Executive Council Posts Require Careful Choice Emerald Writer Sees Great Responsibility Resting on Group of Officers Who Direct Student Body Affairs (Editor’s note—Who is going to run for what, That question is on every tongue, and means that the annual student body elections will soon take place on the Oregon campus. Already rumor has the names of any number of students who “someone says” are going to run for certain offices. Already a number |t>f flairly definite decisions have been made, although no one has as yet expressed a desire to make public his decision to run for any office. “Whom shall I vote for?” is the next question that will arise in the minds of the students. The Emerald is going to print, beginning today, a series of articles which are designed to help the doubtful student to make his choice. They are written by a senior, and will endeavor to set forth the important duties pertaining to each office, which should be helpful in deciding who is best qualified for eaeh position. Arti cles will be written describing the executive and student Councils, as well as that of the student body officers and editors of publications.) Article No. 1. THE EXECUTIVE COUNCIL Does Oregon need a new grandstand? Shall the present athletic coaches be re-elected? Shall the musical organi E. T. HODGE LECTURES ON PRE-HISTOHIC MAN Recent Discoveries At Albany Valuable To Scientists “The recent discovery of fossil bones and pottery at Albany, Oregon, is a mat ter of greater scientific value than the. average newspaper reader realizes,” said Dr. E. T. Hodge, of the geology depart ment, in his radio lecture on “The An cient Men of Oregon,” given last night from the broadcasting station, KGW, of the Portland Morning Oregonian. “With these findings,” declared Dr. Hodge, “is associated a story of ancient men in Ore gon twenty-five thousand years ago, men who had arrived from Asia after a long journey filled with adventure, and upon which all future American history rests —a journey lasting for several hundred thousand years.” The broadcast was received at the Friendly hall receiving station of Edward Bobbins. Because of the cool weather, the transmission came in with marked clearness for an early evening broadcast at this time of. the year. Starting 500,000 years ago, Dr. Hodge told about the arboreal ancestors of man who inhabited Asia. “These ape like creatures were the first to walk erect, and were the common stock from whom all men are descended,” he said. While the descendants of these early men were populating Europe, their rela tives were movng eastward. At the close of the ice age, following the migration of animals on whom they depended for food, they wandered into the happy hunting grounds of North America. “From Alaska in search of food and with their moving spirit, those ancient men came down along the coast and ar rived in Oregon about twenty thousand years ago,” Dr. Hodge told his invisible audience. “During the progress of these men to the Neolithic stage, a civilization had developed in eastern Asia of a very high order. It is not easy for one to un derstand how the eastern Asiatics, sailing about in their ships, drifted over to the western coast of America. While their numbers were not great yet the influence which they had on the Neolithic men al ready settled in Oregon must be reckoned especially as a stimulus to culture. “Thus, with the blending of the east ern culture and the paleolithic men seven thousand years ago, began in Oregon the Neolithic Age, the Golden Age of Indian culture. These Neolithic men gave rise tS the Indians which Chirikof found here in 1741. “ In the Coling mound near Albany, un earthed through the careful efforts of Mr. Crawford of that city, the bodies were found of these Neolithic men, and with them the unmistakable remains of an early white brother from across the At lantic.” In conclusion Dr. Hodge said that there, interred, lies the mute evi dence of the story of kindred brothers separated 5000,000 years who finally, in their last sleep, laid down—in peace— together. The modulation of Dr. Hodge’s voice was perfect. The raising and lowering of the pitch was recorded through the transmitter and ear phones perfectly. “The voice sounded real and natural,” declared one listener, a student in one of Dr. Hodge’s classes. PLEDGING ANNOUNCED Alpha Delta Pi announces the pledg ing of Bernice Yeo and Caroline Til ton, of Ashland. zations make trips outside the state? Shall the associated students adopt a conservative financial policy, avoiding debt of any sort or shall they build for “the future” and resort to borrowed funds for the necessary finances? How much money shall be granted to Wo men’s league, to debate, to each stu dent. activity? Who will manage the various student body enterprise^ next year? the Oregana, the Emerald? This is not a questionnaire—it is merely a few of the questions which mill confront the students who will be elected within a short time to positions on the executive council of the Asso ciated Students to serve for the 1923 24 school year. They are also ques tions which each “student citizen” should bear in mind when making his choice of candidates. Representation Is Needed In the old days, when the student body was small, practically all matters of this nature were brought up before the entire student body and were threshed out on the floor with all mem bers -present and interested. Now the student body has become too large, and government has had to be delegated (Continued on page three.) COMPLEX LOVE AFFAIRS GIVE INTEREST TO PUT Fergus Reddie Has Leading Role in Humorous Romance That simple little Lucy White,” is what Dr. Cousins calls the professor’s secretary in a somewhat ironic tone of voice. For Lucy White in “.The Professor’s Love Story” is not so sim ple as she appears, nor is Dr. Cousins wholly unaware of her cleverness. Lor na Coolidge is cast in the role of Lucy and no more need be said after Lorna’s many stage triumphs during the four years of her association with the players. Professor Reddie has played the role of the professor before and once on this campus. Charlotte Banfield, who plays opposite him as Agnes, the sister is especially adapted to the part. Agnes also has a love story, which during the course of the play is brought out very effectively. And in this es sentially human wistful little comedy, even Effie, the little servant in the “house” has her own difficulties with love, for both Pete and Henders are in love with her, Pete—the shy, and Henders, who has “a way with wo men.” Star Norton does the comedy w-ork in this part supported by Claire Keeney, with his unsurpassed charac terizations, and Ed Keech, the rustic lover. Mabel Gilham and Patricia Novlan play good roles, both are in love with the professor and each imagines him to be in love with her. The professor, however, frightened at the mere idea that he may be in love with, anyone, runs off with Lucy White, his secre tary, for work and quiet and rest. Vern Pudge plays the comedy role of the fop. Verne’s comedy parts are well known to Guild hall fans. Like all of Barrie’s plays, this one is full of laughter that is very near to tears in almost every case; the charac ters are lovable human beings with pathetic or amusing ways, and the whole play technically is nearly perfect. The play will be produced April 25, 26 and 28, and the seat sale will begin Tuesday. MEN FOR SEATTLE TRACE MEET WILL BE PICKER TOUT # Team of Six Men Will Repre sent Oregon at Washington Relays Next Week WEATHER HINDERS WORK ,S)ome Sprinters May Run In Two Events; Tryouts Will Show Personnel This afternoon at 2:30 Bill Hayward will determine which of his cinder path artists he will take to Seattle with him next week to represent Oregon in the University of Washington relay carni val. Due to a shortage in the finances, it will be impossible to take more than six men on the trip. This means that either some of the men will have to run in both the mile and half-mile re lays, or that Oregon will be represented in but one of the relays. Old Jupe Pluvius is not straining a point to help the Lemon-Yellow sprint ers to put on the finishing touches, either. Intermittent showers and cold winds such as visited the campus yes terday are not conductive to the best results on the cinder oval. However, nobody is foolish enough to make any predictions about the weather, one way or the other, in the Willamette valley. Extra Work Likely If Hayward takes but six men for the two teams, it is pretty nearly a cinch that Ulmer Hardenberg will get the call as he is a valuable man in both the 220 and the 440. Risley and Car ruthers are also good for either event This six-man proposition will also mean that two of the men will have to work in the 440 and two in th^ 220, while another pair will have to run in both events. Captain Ole Larson and Del Ober teuffer look like the class of the crew in the shorter distance, while the 440 men would be picked from Co valt, Carruthers and Rosebraugh. At best, however, this is just dope and it is a matter of conjecture who will lead the field in today’s tryouts. According to “Big Bill,” most of the other competition which is to be run off on Hayward field this afternoon, will be among the freshmen. On the whole, Hayward seems pretty well pleased with the material from which he will build the yearling team, and he says that they are all rounding into shape nicely. Frosh Dope Promised Rod Heating, ex-Washington high miler, is setting a good pace for the babe distance men and Kelsey is doing well in the sprints. Today’s events should bring out more information about the freshmen tracksters. SPANISH TAUGHT BM MAIL Pronunciation Is Greatest Problem In Correspondence Study A noteworthy feature in the progress of correspondence study is the teach ing of Spanish by mail. This is actual ly done, according to Miss Florence ■Whyte of the school of Romance lan guages. The study is simplified by the fact that Spanish is a phonetic lan guage, and pronunciation is determined by underlining the stressed vowels. Most of those signed up in the courses have had some Spanish before. The correction of translations, and suggestions for improving pronuncia tion are the main items in the lessons. Sometimes the correspondence student has a neighbor who can converse with him, and in some cases, Spanish clubs have been formed in the towns. Early Athletics at University Did Not Have Faculty Support The beginning of athletics on the campus, with the trials and the inci dents concerning its infancy, was re lated through a conversation between J. C. Veazie and Judge B. B. Beckman, Oregon graduates who recently attended the Phi Beta Kappa installation. Until 1887 there was no form of ath letics on the campus. The faculty frowned upon anything which would so ; grossly waste the students’ time. In tlmt year a group of students organized an athletic association, with Walter McClure as president and J. C. Veazie as secretary-treasurer. The association applied to the board of regents for per mission to use the assembly room, which was then on the top floor of Deady hall, for a gymnasium. Beceiving this permission, they collected enough money to buy a bit of equipment. This equip ment consisted mainly of boxing gloves and boxing became quite popular among the men. One night when the men were glee fully pounding each other about in the assembly room, the noise was de tected by faculty members, and Presi dent Johnson climbed the painful flight of stairs to investigate the cause of such a commotion. He sternly demand ed an explanation and was indignant to find that the regents had permitted such outrages to take place on the cam pus. The rest of the faculty was equal ly displeased at this wholly unnecessary child’s-play which interrupted the stu dents’ lessons, and they prevailed upon the janitor to lock the men out. The main entrance to the room was by two swinging doors. Since these could not be locked the janitor tied them together by the knobs from the iuside (Continued on page three.)