“LEW CELEBRATES
. THIHBJNNIVERSAHY
Comic Amuses Campus With
Novel Offerings
Psychologists declare that it takes a
child 21 years to develop to his full
extent, blit they overlooked the “Lem
on Punch” when they made this state
ment. Lemmy has acquired all the
traits of an adult magazine on this,
his third birthday.
It was just three years ago this
month that Lemmy first put in an ap
pearance on the Oregon campus, and he
went around to see all the students in
his holiday attire, to celebrate this an
niversary, yesterday. Ha has, in his
short life, become a fast friend to ev
eryone on the campus and has put forth
great effort to entertain his friends
with his remarkable, prematurely-de
veloped abilities.
The novel cover in which he appeared
yesterday was designed for him by Stu
Biles. Another of his very best friends
had -written a nice editorial for him
to take with him, telling how famous he
is becoming in the East and how fond
some of the old Oregon grads are of
him.
Lemmy had a fine stock of brand new
jokes and stories he had heard that were
so good he had to remember them, to
tell to his friends. His friends are still
chuckling over some of them.
Lemmy had, too, lots of nice, new
drawings for ornaments and so, he was
very attractive to look at.
All Lemmy’s friends were very glad
to see him yesterday and help him cele
brate this, his third birthday. They all
extend to him their best wishes and
promises of aid in this, the third year
of his eventful life.
Happy birthday, Lemmy V
FROSH TRAINING
(Continued from page one.)
scoring record. This gives them an av
erage of 36 points a game.
Bryant and Gosser Score
To Bryant at forward and Gosser,
the hard-working center, goes much of
the credit for the scoring. In the total
number of points scored, Bryant leads
his teammate by seven with 148 points
as compared to Gosser’s 141. Bryant,
however, by virtue of tossftg the free
throws for the squad might be conceded
an advantage. Forty-five ‘ of his total
were converted free throws. He had
84 chances in this line. Gosser leads
in the number of field goals with 68 to
his credit.
Other members of the team who have
hung up good scoring records are Scrip
tures with 58 points, Hobson with 60,
and Mautz with 12. These five men
were most consistently in the lineup
and have an edge over others who did
not break in so often, such as Stendall,
Leake, Farley, Stoddard, Woods and
Gunther. However, all have shown en
Frosh 31
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ough class to warrant considering them
future varsity material.
Frosh Swing Record
The games played and scores are as
follows:
Franklin High.26
Washington High.12
Company C.lo
Chemawa .26
Mt. Angel.22
University High.18
Chemawa .28
O. A. C. Rooks.37
O. A. C.
Medford
Ashland
29
53
39
•zo
21
33
49
56
33
27
O. A. C. Rooks..
Rooks.-.21
High.27
High
16
.23
O. A. C. Rooks.23
Frosh 461
Opponents 296
ALTHOUSE COMES
(Continued from page one)
eficial reaction ensues—which cannot be
said for the abominable jazz tune.
“If you question this, observe the
actions of any audience at the nest
song recital you attend. Watch the
young men, the attractive girls, .the
splendid women whose efforts have done
so much to promote the art of music
in this land. If you do observe you
will see the light of enjoyment coming
into the eyes of certain people during
the singing of some particular song;
the eager straightening of many a fig
ure while another composition is heard;
the clasping and unclasping of hands,
or the relaxing of tensly held bodies—
as songs of different emotional char
acteristics are being performed.
“You may term this reaction what
ever you choose; it may be only a
matter of choice of some suitable ex
pression. To me, however, it must al
ways seem consistent to call it ‘jazzing
the people wfith classical music.’ Any
how, it pleases them—to hear fine songs
acceptably sung—and the results are in
finitely better than those any real jazz
can bring.”
TUTANKHAMEN’S TOMB
(Continued from page one.)
up the Nile to Luxor. His first visit to
Egypt was in 1909 and he again visited
northern Africa and the Nile in 1912.
An interest in the antiquity of the Nile
country is attested by the fact that hang
ing near Dr. Smith’s desk in his office
in the Administration building is a large
photograph of the great sphinx near
Cairo. Dr. Smith told his interviewer of
his visit to this sphinx and of the view
of the lower Nile valley obtained from
the peak of some of the huge pyramids
in this section of Egypt.
Proof that the pharaohs of Egypt in
tended to haye their pyramids last
through the centuries is that these great
masses of masonry were given a protec
tive covering of granite, carried hun
dreds of miles from Assuan, the place
-where the igneous rock touched the an
cient Cretaceous seashore. According to
Dr. Smith, this material which protected
the pyramids against weathering, was re
bioved for other uses by Egyptians in
recent times.
Sidelights of Convention
The assembly room in Villard has
been turned over to the convention of
the Oregon State Retail Merchants as
sociation for its three-day session and
there is more excitement around the
historic old building now than there has
been for many a day.
Dean Straub was running all over the
campus yesterday afternoon trying to
find the meeting place of his newest
“biggest and best” class. He rushed up
to the Commerce building and there
they put him on the right track. His
welcome to the merchants, when he
found them was just as rousing as any
he ever made to a bewildered bunch
of youngsters starting on a four year
course.
* * *
L. L. Thomas, of Marshfield and Paul
L. Schultz of Forest Grove were intro
duced to one of Oregon’s best known
traditions when the Oregon Knights
gave them a paddling in the convention
session yesterday afternoon. They were
punished on general principles as far
as could be learned.
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It is likely that green capped stu
dents are smoking on the campus un
molested for the first time. President
Campbell granted special permission to
the merchants to enjoy their cigars in
Villard. •
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No, the rows of plates on the tables
provided the delegates are not for the
purpose of serving pie or a picnic lunch.
They are simply ash trays for the smok
It isn’t necessary to win an award at
a fair to wear the red ribbon. The
picture frame above the Oregon State
Retail association caption is for the
delegate’s name. The committee forgot
to supply field glasses to those who
would like to read the name at long
range.
* * *
Nineteen out of the 26 divisions list
ed on the pink registration slip are
represented in the convention. The list
starts with Auto Trade Division and
proceeds down the alphabet to Women’s
Wear Division.
The 1923 year book with the pro
gram of the nineteenth annual conven
tion has proved very popular, accord
ing to the testimony of a number of
the delegates. This is the first time
that the association has published a
vear book. They were mailed to the
members about ten days ago. It will
probably be an annual publication from
now on.
E. A. McLean, secretary of the asso
ciation, sits behind the desk at the
head of the stairs in Villard and hands
out literature to the delegates as they
register. He is quite adept at collect
ing money when the occasion presents
itself.
Tickets to the association dance, the
association banquet, and the Frank
Branch Riley lecture are all issued to
the members at the time of registration.
In addition to this they are given pro
grams, pamphlets, and several other
kinds of printed matter. By collecting
these and the lecture outlines given
out by the business administration fae
ulty the delegates could get a start
for quite a library during their stay.
There were 97 out of town delegates
registered yesterday, while 23 local men
were attending.
G. H. Dickey, recently elected pres
ident of the Clackamas County Busi
ness Men’s association, is taking in the
conference. He reports a live organi
zation in Oregon City and says that
much is being accomplished there.
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The
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LAST TIMES TODAY!
ZANE GREY’S
Stirring Story
“The U. P. Trail”
with a Star Cast.
and
CHARLIE MURRAY
in
“FAINT HEART”
“Rex Screen Snapshots”
1 Starting Wednesday
“The HOTTENTOT” |
SCRIBES TO PLAY MINERS
Geologists and Journalists Battle This
Afternoon in Gym
Journalists will line up against geol
ogists at five o ’clock this afternoon in
the men’s gym in a basketball game
which promises, a little excitement for
those” who do" not believe that the
scribes will win through a typographi
cal error if defeated on the court.
Glenn Walklev, speedy geologist, will
be the pivot around which the miners
are to launch their attack on the news
hounds. Others in the camp of the geol
ogists are Karl Yonder Ahe, Harold Mc
Connell, Snooks Moore, Jimmy Harding,
Don Fraser, and Bill Johnson. Play
ing for the journalists will be Ken You
el, Ed. Fraser, John Anderson, Akers,
Ken Cooper. It is reported that the
journalists will have copyreaders, proof
reader, and the Emerald reportorial staff
handy in case of an emergency.
STATE RETAILERS HEAR
(Continued from page one)
ministration lectured to classes of the
visiting merchants in the afternoon in
Villard hall. Professor F. A. Nagley
gave the fundamental principles of ad
vertising that, will pay. He classified
customers into three classes, namely,
“those you have, those you never will
have, and those you might have.” Pro
fessor Nagley quoted figures to the ef
fect that 80 per cent fall in the last
class, the two former classes being div
ided with 10 per cent each.
“You don’t need to get the ones you
have; you can’t get the 10 per cent you
never will get,” said Professor Nagley.
“Concentrate on the 80 per cent of the
customers that you might have, and
save 20 per cent of your costs.”
The window display is a silent sales
man worth from one dollar to hundreds
of dollars a day, said Nagley. He enu
merated the five fundamentals of win
dow display: to attract attention,
arouse, interest, create a desire for the
goods on display, to bring about a de
cision to buy, and to cause a definite
action on the decision. Above all, the
importance of winning the consumers ’
confidence was stressed as an import
ant factor in making advertising prof
itable.
Must Know Costs
C. L. Kelly, speaking on “The Proper
Relation of Business Costs,” said it was
necessary to know how much money you
invest, the freightage, and cartage
costs; rents, whether the building was
owned or not, interest on investments
depreciation, taxes, heat, light, in fact,
all items of cost should be taken into
consideration if the merchant is to
know whether his business is paying
or not. “You think you are making
money, but you may be losing it,!’ said
Kelly. “Y’our records must be useful,
too. They must show that"each depart
ment is a paving one.”
Professor F. E. Folts concluded the
first day’s session by his astonishing
remark that the retailers of Oregon lose
annually by not taking advantage of
the discounts offered them more than a
dollar a day for every day of the Chris
tian era to date. “Most merchants
know it pays to take cash discounts,”
he said, “but few know how important
it is.”
Sessions of the conference will con- |
tinue today and tomorrow in Villard
hall.
Tuesday’s Program Outlined
The program for the convention to- j
day is as follows:
9:30 a. m.—“Protecting Your Advertis
ing Message”.Prof. F. A. Nagiev ;
10:20—“The Proper Relation of Busi
ness Costs”.Prof. C. L. Kelly
11:10—“Financial Problems in Business'
—Reducing the Cost in Borrowed!
Capital”.Prof. F. E. Folts
Tuesday Afternoon
2:00—Visiting ladies entertained by tho
Associated Ladies’ clubs at the Elks’
hall.
2:30—Meeting of the various trade div
isions in the school of business admin
istration.
Tuesday Evening
6:30—Banquet tendered to delegates
and visitors by the members of the
Lane County Credit association at the
Hotel Osburn.
The
STRADIVARA
“Known for Tone”
Just the phonograph for the
house. Beautiful models in all
sizes. Let us demonstrate.
F. A. RANKIN
6th Ave., between Wil. and Oak
Old Man KRATZ
Paints Signs
—on the—
Shady Side of the
Postoffic e
Phone One Eleven
CLEANING, PRESSING and REPAIRING
Phone 342
Special prices to Students
Hotel Osburn Cleaners
Phone 342 8th and Pearl
Crane
Linen
Lawn
Beautiful stationery that just suits your correspondence needs.
It lends a touch of personality to your letter. We carry a com
plete stock of Crane’s Stationery in clever' assortments. All
sizes in writing paper and correspondence cards.
Koke-Tiffany Company
Phone 1052 Formerly Schwartzschild’s 864 Willamette
It makes a pic
nic on lawn
or table.
Williams’
Bakery
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“La France” Pure Silk Hose
All
Shades
All
Sizes
jiBiBiiiniiem
200 pairs only of these famous Silk Hose. Full fashioned of
lustrous thread silk and thoroughly reinforced at places of
hardest wear. These are sub-standards of the regular $2.75
grade. They are on sale only while this lot lasts. Colors are
black, white, fudge, nude, polo, African brown.
V'
You Envy the Girl—
who is always well groomed. She has an air of correct
ness and poise that you admire and desire.
You, too, can achieve this by taking the proper care of
your skin and hair. We are specialists in milad’s beauty
needs—marcelling, massaging, hair dressing, etc.
You will be happier with your appearance if you visit—
The Vanity Beauty Shop
632 Willamette Phone 432-R
PHONE 452
FOR LUMBER, LATH, SHINGLES AND SLABWOOD
The BOOTH-KELLY LUMBER CO.
THE HANDY SHOE SHOP
Just a few blocks from the campus. High
class speedy work at reasonable prices.
THE UNIVERSITY SHOE SHOP
575 East 13th Avenue
Have you seen the English Perfumed
Pottery? If not, call and see them at
Fred Ludford
WALL PAPER, PAINT AND ART STORE
922 Willamette Street, Eugene
. Where Does a Salad Come From?
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Dates from a date tree in darkest Africa, tropical
bananas from Central America, pineapples; from
Hawaii, oranges from sunny California groves, ap
ples from Willamette Valley orchards, peaches from
the verdant Rogue River Valley — all assembled
in a luscious fruit salad, and then on the top, falling
over the sides like a hug e glacier, lies whipped
cream. These are Peter Pan fruit salads.
The Peter Pan
WALT HUMMELL, Prop.
E. A. C. S.