GRADE SHEET
In Need of Radical Changes
and Live News Features, Says
EDITOR-TO-BE
And in an Attempt to Defeat
Carny and E. J. H. He Says He
WOULD GIVE I’S
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By Jay Dm
Both E. J. H. and Carny too, in poli
tics make their debut, and so I says to
me, says I, “Why don't you runt They
don’t bat high. The field is split, I’ll
•vote for me, we’ll be the high man of
the three.” That being settled I began
to wonder where I’d run my man. At
first we thought frosh president, but
failed to get Dean Straub’s eonsent.
Then after many hours of thought a
brilliant hunch I sudden got. “ As ed
itor I can’t be beat. I’ll run me for
the old grade sheet.”
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So here I run, and rivals note that
I’ve been pledged the labor vote. The
hoboes, too, are backing me and sev
eral students, maybe three. Old Pio
neer Pete runs my campaign and he’ll
be steadfast, wind or rain. The regis
trar, I must confess, is out agin’ me,
more or less, but what’s the odds, the
working man will vote for me with all
his clan.
• • •
My platform is “Ain’t we got funt”
and “All we give for grades is one.”
For features, “Polly and Her Pals” and
full page cuts of bathing gals. We’ll
advertise good copper stills along with
Binkum’s liver pills. We’ll print the
sheet on paper pink and smear it up
with scarlet ink. No more will stu
dents have to gaze on faded blacks and
dirty grays because as editor I’ll see
this grade sheet’s bright as bright can
be.
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A charter member, so I be, A. S. U.
O. and T. O. C. I have been rushed
by Kn Elux Elan and am an ardent
handball fan. What more, I ask, waB
ever done by any man who ever runt
And then I’ve written blue books full
of unadulterated bull. Oh, I’m a letter
man of note, I know my A B C’s by
vote.
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So listen, Carny, listen here, you and
your friend are doomed this year. The
.dark horse now is in the race and he
-will set an awful pace. So you and
E. J. H. key down, a wooden horse has
etormed your town. Go on about your
-peaceful ways and may the Lord pro
dong your days. For he who runneth
last runs best, in politics as well as
jest.
STUDENTS HAVE PARTS
IN SHAKESPEAREAN PLAY
Audience Fails to Recognize Two
University Men Appearing as
Spearsmen in Hamlet
Thousands of lines have been written
-praising to the vaulted heavens the
superb acting of Walter Hampden in
Hamlet, but not a line has yet beeD
typed in tribute to the acting of two
University students who assisted the
great work of the master actor. Edwin
Keech and Ted Baker, members of the
dramatic department, had a role in
Hamlet, presented in the Eugene the
atre Tuesday night, and believing that
merit should not go unrewarded, a paen
of praise is about to be recorded.
Brave spearmen were these two
lads—armored actors who stood staid
and straight and staunch as notable
figures moved across the Shakespearean
stage. Their enunciation was perfect—
for they spoke not a word. They moved
with grace and in a lithesome manner,
and they moved but twice—once coming
on the stage and once going off.
Perhaps Keech and Baker were not
recognized by University students and
members of the faculty in the audience,
but it is a fact that they played with
Walter Hampden in Hamlet. Encased
in their snug-fitting tin suits, standing
at attention as prescribed in the
knighthood manual of arms, the two
University students achieved the honor
of having appeared on the stage with
-the greatest of all Shakespearean act
ors, Walter Hampden.
“Beau of Bath” an Enchanting,
Cynical, Unique Bit, Says Reddie')
“ 'Beau of Bath’ is a most enchant- 1
ing little drama, unique, a bit cynical, (
■which, with the excellent cast, the un- i
usually effective lighting arrangements £
and especially selected costumes, will
be an act that will be pleasing and ap- c
preeiated from every point of view,” j
said Prof. Fergus Beddie, head of the t
dramatics department, in speaking of 2
this skit, a special feature of the Junior t
Vaudeville at the Eugene theater Sat- t
urdav night. t
Claire Keeney, who is directing the g
act, will play the part of the Beau; 1
Irene 8tewart will take the part of a
Bosamind, an old love, and Darrell g
Larsen will be the servant. All three I
are prominent campus dramatic stars,
and are especially known for their ex- ^
-eellent character work. g
The scene of the playlet is in a quaint ^
town of Bath, in northern France, and e
the entire act is in rhyme, part of _
which is set to music. Costumes have
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i VOLUME xxm. UNIVERSITY OP OREGON, EUGENE, THURSDAY, MAY 4, 1922
NUMBER 124
CANDIDATE CROP SETS RECORD
FRESHMAN COACH
FOR ALL SPORTS TO
BE INVESTISATED
Council Appoints Committee to
Probe Advisability of
All-year Mentor
PROPOSALS ARE FAVORED
Sweaters Voted to Members
of Women’s Swimming,
Basketball Teams
An investigation committee to pre
sent a report as to the advisability of
employing an all-year coach for fresh
man sports to the next meeting was
the most important act of the Execu
tive Council which met in regular ses
sion last night. The plan for a year
round coach has been discussed in the ,
council and the athletic circles on the ;
campus for some time, but this is the ]
first official action which has been (
taken in the matter.
Committee Is Appointed •
The committee appointed by Presi
dent Bartholomew is composed of Dean '
J. F. Bovard, of the school of physical
education; Jack Benefiel, graduate
manager, and Marc Latham, senior
student representative. They will in
vestigate the entire scope of the plan
and recommend whatever action is
necessary, with a view to presenting <
also the salary arrangement necessary
for such a plan.
The matter of the proposed amend
ments to the constitution to be present
ed to the students was also discussed !
by the Council and all were passed '
upon. The proposed amendment of the '
music activities committee was changed ’
slightly and with the approval of the J
committee it will be presented in this
slightly modified form to the students
today.
Awards Are Voted *
Further business of the meeting con
sisted in the passing upon awards to (
women who have won their letters and j
sweaters in recent intercollegiate com
petition. Sweaters to the following i
members of the swimming team were
voted: Maude Schroeder, Muriel Mey
ers, Helen Hoefer, Helen Atkinson, '
Agnes Schultz and Winifred Hopson.
Miss Hopson has completed her second 1
year on the varsity team.
Members of the basketball teams who '
were awarded sweaters are: Pearl 1
Lewis, Helen King, Oletta Pederson, ‘
Dorothy McKee and Charlotte Howells.
E. T. MISCHE TALKS TODAY *
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Prominent Portland Architect to Tell 1
of City Planning *
The address of E. T. Mische, superin
tendent of parks in Portland, to the
students in the school of architecture,
has been postponed until 2:15 this af
ternoon when Mr. Mische will speak on
the subject of city planning. He will
also criticise the work of the advanced
students in this subject.
Ellis F. Lazell of Portland addressed
the students in the school yesterday
afternoon on the subject of chemistry
in building and construction materials.
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lie, and the scenic and lighting effects a
rill be in keeping with the romantic c
tmosphere of the skit.
As a feature of the Men’s Glee club
uartet act, entitled “Four Bad Boys,”
Ihrimp Phillips will sing “The Argen
ines, the Portuguese and the Greeks,”
n up-to-date number that made a great
it here recently in the “Greenwich
rillage Follies.” Other numbers in
his act will be duets, special harmony
elections, and several popular hits,
len who will take part, all of whom
re favorites in loeal musical circles,
re Shrimp Phillips, Doe Furrey, Boy
tryson, and French Moore.
“The Spirit Paintings,” the main at
raction of Alexander, the world’s
reatest magician, will be presented by
irgil Mulkey, prominent loeal magi
tan, who is at present a student in the
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Port Wine, in
Cache 15 Years
Is Discovered
Academic life in the University may i
not have been so dry in ‘'the good old
days” after all, at least not if four
bottles of what is said by competent
authority to be port wine, which were
unearthed by workmen digging a
trench in front of Mary Spiller hall
yesterday, is to be taken as an indi
sation.
In uncovering an old pipe line about
10 feet directly in front of the steps
>f Mary Spiller hall, four brown pint
jottles nearly full of an almost forgot
ten fluid were discovered by the work
men. They were lying along the pipe
about two feet below the surface of the
pound. |
The contents were carefully sampled (
sy some of the men and by investiga
tors of the find and it was agreed that 1
;t was a species of port wine. The 1
mottles must have been buried for at ,
east 15 years, according to H. M.
Fisher, former superintendent of 1
pounds, as Mary Spiller hall was just 1
jeing completed when he came to the j
University in 1908 and the pipe had
already been laid at that time.
How the bottles happened to be
>laced there is a mystery, unless some
’ar-sighted student placed them there
n anticipation of a long distant reunion
if his class. They are now in the cus
ody of John Hanna, present superin
endent of grounds.
[ENNIS MUTCHES TODAY
N. S. C. RACQUET WIELDERS TO
PLAT ON CAMPUS COURTS
James with Reed and Multnomah Set
for Friday and Saturday ;Four
Men Going to Portland
This afternoon at 2 o’clock the var
ity tennis team will take on the rac
ket wielders from Washington State
ollege on the cement courts. It was
incertain last night, according to Cap
ain Smith of the Oregon team, just
low many men the Cougars will bring,
n the event that only two men make
he trip to represent the Pullman
chool, Captain Ken Smith and Steve
Villiams will represent the University,
rhile Cub Culbertson and George Hay
len will be used should the invaders
iring more men.
Immediately after the matches with
Vashington State, a team composed of
our men will journey to Portland,
rhere they will take on Reed college
'riday afternoon and Multnomah Sat
rday.
The meets in Portland will consist
f four singles matches and two dou
iles. Williams and Smith will form
ne doubles team, while Culbertson and
layden will form the other. Each of
he four men will play in the singles.
The team will return from Portland
Sunday and on Monday a two-man team
rhich will probably be composed of
len Smith and Steve Williams, will
save for Berkeley to participate in the
’acific Coast Conference meet which
rill commence next Thursday morning
t 10 o’clock.
In spite of the fact that the Lemon
rellow racquet wielders lost the season
pener to Willamette last Saturday,
hey should be able to put up some
tiff competition for the Washington
tate crew, Reed college and the Mult
omah club.
)ANCE TO BE AT ARMORY
luslc for Last of Year to Be Furnished 1
by University Troubadours
The student body dance which is to
e given Friday night will be at the
.rmory instead of at the Woman’s
uilding, as previously announced, ae
ording to Art Campbell, chairman of
le student body dance committee. An
dmission price of 50 cents will be j
barged.
The music will be furnished by the
niversity Troubadours, who have been
ighly commended wherever they have
ppeared as producers of real dance
iusic. The orchestra will consist of
ve or six piecedT The dance tomorrow
ight is to be the last of the term, and
ill take the place of the one which
as scheduled for a week ago Saturday
ight.
The decision to hold the dance at the
rmory instead of the Woman’s build
ig was made because of the larger
amber of couples whieh it will accom
odate. “The dance Friday night will
s the best of the year,” said Art
ampbell.
PLEDGING ANNOUNCED i
Kappa Delta Phi announces the 1
edging of Virgil Lee of Eugene.
Nominations to Take
Place This Morning
at Student Assembly
Strong Competition Is Assured for Nearly All
Positions with die Announcement of Beatrice
Morrow, Hayslip, Larson, Zimmerman, Sullivan
for Council; Rosebraugh Out for Yell King
Nominations for all A. S. U. O. offices will take place at the regular
itudent assembly in Villard hall this morning, and will mark the end
>f a busy political campaign in which more candidates have announced
heir intentions of entering the race prior to the day of nominations
ban ever before in the history of the University. Although there
s a provision in the constitution which provides that further nomin
itions may be made by petition, signed by fifty students and filed with
he secretary before two days after nominations have elapsed, it is
lot probable that this privilege will be used to any great extent.
BIT! ABSENCES ALARM
MAJOR BAIRD SEEKS ACTION ON
OUTS IN MILITARY DRILL
Proposal to Suspend Students from
University for Non-attendance;
Minor Motions Considered
On account of the excessive number
of absences that have occurred in the
ranks of the R. O. T. C., Major R. C.
Baird of the military department will
seek faculty action on the matter at the
next regular meeting in June. Major
Baird gave notice at the meeting of the
faculty yesterday of his intention to
present a motion which he hopes will
effectively cope with the situation.
His motion provides that five unex
cused absences of any'student in the
military department will automatically
cause him to be dropped from registra
tion in the University, and that he may
be reinstated only after petition to the
faculty and additional payment of a
two dollar fee. The faculty will take
action on the matter at its next meet
ing.
Dr. James D. Barnett of the depart
ment of political science presented a
motion prohibiting instructors from
permitting students to go into courses
for which they cannot receive credit.
After being amended to make the same
condition for visitors, the motion was
passed.
The motion whose passage was sought
by Dr. Bovard of the department of
physical education, authorizing the in
creasing of the physical education re
quirement for men in the lower di
vision from two to three hours a week,
was laid aside for consideration at the
next meeting. The reason given for
delaying the action, which is merely a
technicality, is that it is desired that
Dr. Bovard present in combination with
his motion a general report of the state
of affairs in the department of phys
ical education. Since the beginning of
the year the department has placed its
requirements at three hours under the
assumption that it had received faculty
sanction. Upon discovering the error,
correction was sought. No opposition
is expected.
The motion presented by Dean Shel
don of the school of education at the
faculty meeting in April and referred
to a special committee for investigation,
was passed. The motion requires cer
tain courses of study to be pursued be
fore a recommendation for a teacher’s
certificate will be iosued.
NEW UNIFORMS WILL FIT
Advanced B. O. T. C. Students’ Outfits
to Be Individually Tailored
Tailored uniforms, from individual
measurements, will be worn by advance
course students in the military depart
ment next year instead of the ready
made ones now allotted at the begin
ning of each year, according to Major
R. C. Baird, head of the military de
partment. The department is now con
sidering contracts for the tailoring of
the uniforms.
Previously the government has sup
plied the University B. O. T. C. unit
with ready-made uniforms for both j
basic and advanced course students, but
under the new system money will be
allowed the military department to
have the uniforms tailored to the ad
vance course students’ measurement.
Freshmen and sophomores taking !
military work will be allotted uniforms
97 the quartermaster as was done this
yew.
a vontaDie ueiugo or candidates
stopped into the race at a late hour
last night and indications point to stiff
competition for practically every posi
tion. Threfe men decided to run for the
senior representative positions on the
Student Council, raising the total num
ber of aspirants to six, with three of
the six to be elected. George Adler,
Bill Purdy and Hadden Rockhey were
the previous candidates, while the three
new ones are Sid Hayslip, Ole Larson
and Don Zimmerman.
Art Rosebraugh, assistant yell king
during the past year, has decided to
enter the campaign for the position of
varsity yell king. No other candidates
have been announced for the place.
Beatrice Morrow Out
Other last minute developments were
the announcement of Beatrice Morrow
for senior representative on the execu
tive council. This assures a race for
the position, for Inez King had previ
ously decided to become an aspirant for
the position. Price Sullivan entered ,
the race for sophomore representative ,
on the council and will contest with ,
Joyle Dahl and Don Woodward. One
is to be elected.
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The situation as to the other candi- •
dates and the offices being sought re- ]
mained unchanged after a busy political ,
day yesterday. As yet there are no ,
candidates for the two positions of ]
junior men on the Student Council. ,
Two are to be elected from the sopho
more class this year. The position of
secretary of the A. 8. U. O. has but :
one aspirant, Margaret Jackson. (
In addition to the nominations to be j
made from the floor of the student as- |
sembly this morning, several amend- 1
ments to the constitution will be pre- -
sented. Both the Student Council and
the executive council have approved ]
the amendments and they have been (
carefully drawn up in their respective
activities committees. They will be ,
read today and will be voted upon at ,
the time of the student election next
Wednesday.
Hayslip Track Man ]
Sydney Hayslip, who aspires to the 1
Student Council, is a member of the 1
Order of the O and has been on the
track squad for the past three years. I
He was football manager during the
season just past and assistant manager
during the 1920 season. He is a major
in the school of architecture and is ^
president of the Architecture club and
a member of Texon and of Sigma Nu.
Arthur “Ole” Larson, a candidate for
the Council, is also a member of the
Order of the O and has been on the
track squad for the past three years.
He is at present assistant yell king.
He is a member of Delta Tau Delta and
Sigma TTpsilon.
Don Zimmerman, the third to enter j,
the race last night, is a member of the j (
Order of the O, and a letterman in j
baseball and basketball. He is a mem- j
ber of the baseball activities commit- (
tee and of the Condon club and Kappa ,
Theta Chi.
Boaebraugh Is Assistant
Art Bosebraugh, who aspires to the 1
position of yell king, is assistant yell 1
king at present and a member of the 1
varsity track squad. He is a major in '
the law school and a member of Phi 1
Delta Phi, national honorary law fra ■
ternity, and of Sigma Chi. 1
Beatrice Morrow, who seeks the po '
sition of senior representative of the
executive council, is president of the 1
Sculpture club and secretary of the Art
club. She is also a member of the
Lemon Punch staff and the Junior 1
Week-end committee and has been act- 1
ive in class and student body affairs. (
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BOKLEfi EXPECTS TO
(IVE COM TEMI
REAL BATTLE HERE
Several Changes in Lineup
Promise to Strengthen
for Home Debut
SQUAD TO BE CUT DOWN
Varsity and Frosh Practice
Together; Visitors Hold
Good Record
Local baseball fans will have a
chance to see the varsity tossers in ac
tion on the Cemetery Ridge diamond
when they join battle with the speedy
nino from Washington State college in
a two-game series Friday and Saturday.
In spite of the fact that the Cougars
trimmed the Lemon Yellow handily in
the series played at Pnllman last week,
Coach Bohler expects to stage a come
back and play the visitors two close
games.
According to the coach, several
changes may be made in the varsity
lineup for the opening home series, and
it is likely that some of the men who
mere not taken on the trip will have a
chance to break into the games against
She invading aggregation.
Two Coaches on Job
In order to facilitate practice during
he remainder of the season and because
>f a shortage in equipment, Coach
Bohler intends cutting the squad to 18
)r 20 men. Under the present plan the
varsity and freshmon will use the var
dty diamond for joint practice under
he direction of Coaches Bohler and
Huntington. Under this arrangement,
vhich is made possible by the number
>f batting cages available, the varsity
ind yearling squads will lock horns in
lightly practice games.
Washington State, last year’s confer
ince champion, has a good team this
rear with all of last year’s stars back
ind of luminaries in Zeipfel at short
ind Cook at third, both men being
inder contract with Pacific Coast
eague teams when they are ready to
day professional ball.
W. & O. Strong in Box
With Ruley, Friel and Skadan pitch
es and Sandberg and Bray receiving,
loach Barber of the Cougars is well
'ixed for battery men. Both Friel and
ikadan worked against the varsity on
he local diamond last year, winning
heir games 4-3 and 7-1.
So far this season Washington State
tas won two games from Oregon, broke
iven with the Aggies, and won two out
if three from Idaho, Martineau, the
reterun Gem State southpaw, holding
ho slugging Cougars to two lone bin
ges and winning his game 2-1.
The game Friday, which ushers in the
ocal conference season, will commence
it 4 o’clock on the Cemetery Ridge
Held. rr, -
3REG0N SPRING RALLY
IN PORTLAND SATURDAY
*re«ident Campbell, Dean DUlehnnt
and Representative McArthur
to Be Speakers
A spring rally for the University of
)rogon alumni will bo held at 12:15
Saturday noon, May 13, at the Benson
lotel.
Representative 0. N. McArthur, ’01,
rill speak on “Sidelights of Washing
on, D. C.” President P. L. Campbell
vill give an address on “Recent Gifts
o the University,” and Dr. Richard B.
Mllehunt, dean of the University Med
cal School at Portland, on “Our Medi
al School.” A quartet from the Uni
■ersity will sing.
Plans for at least 100 are being made,
inyone from the University will be
voleome, according to Mrs. Caroline
lenson Unander, president of the Port
and branch of the Alumni Association,
tescrvations may be made through F.
T. Young, secretary of the University
if Oregon Alumni, 223 Worcester
>uilding, Portland. The luncheon will
>e 75 cents a plate.
30LLIN8 TO ADDRESS MUSICIANS
Professor Wilkie Nelson Collins of
he rhetoric department is to give an
iddress to the Oregon State Federation
>f Music clubs, next Monday night at
heir banquet in the Hotel Benson. The
object of bis talk as announced is
'The Cultural Import of Music."