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jurgations; that they have crawled to the
breakfast table, gargled coffee and nib
bled toast, looked at their watches dis
piritedly and said with soulful sincerity.
“Great Caesar, must I face those dumb
heads again this morning V” 'these are
those, brethren and sistern, who have,
“in the interests of education, and for
the good of the University.” raised the
standards of scholarship.
Then came the Week-end. in which we
were exhorted and commanded to do our
duty. We did. The following Monday
morning a few elect professors sprung
quizzes, thereby contributing their bit
to the post mortem effects of the hectic
tcfrology of days. A silver loving cup
should he donated to these people for
contributing their bit to the Week-end.
It’s the small things that are appreciated
the most. Not the large lavish gifts. We
can be sure that the University will al
ways be advertised to the world if left in
the carctaking hands of individuals.
As a final last gasp, deathbed statement
may I say that there has never been any I
solemn purpose on my part to reform
the world, the school, any individual, or
myself. I have but one article on my
coat of arms, a Royal Raspberry with a
dunces cap for a thatch. If anyone lias
found anything humorous in this series
of articles, please submit it to me. Re
ward, a triple-jointed peanut. Adios.
—E. J. H.
BOOKS AND STATIONERY
and other things
Greeting Cards
for all Occasions
CRESSEYS’
Booksellers and Stationers
Turpin’s
784 11th Ave. East
Equipment anti skill is essential for best results in
any business, avo have both, in Tailoring, Cleaning,
Pressing and Dyeing.
We also have the agency for the famous
Franco-American Products
We call for and deliver.
Phone 1159 J. s-._
Sororities and Fraternities
Let me thank you for your liberal patronage of the
past year. My aim is good service any time you need.
PURE MILK AND CREAM.
Phone 365
Reid’s Dairy
A. A. Reid, Prop. 159 9th Ave. E.
Drugs of Quality
We are able to supply your
every need in the line of
drug and toilet articles.
Our dispensery is in charge
of competent and reliable
pharmacists.
Kuykendall Drug Co.
Phone 23 . 870 Willamette Street
A Regular Place
Where tlie student gets the very best and where the
prices are reasonable.
We thank the students for their patronage of the past
year and will look forward to their return next fall.
OREOANA
The Students Shop
We wish for every student of the Uni
versity a splendid, prosperous vacation
time. We also extend our thanks to all
who have helped make the year in the
church a success. The usual hearty wel
come will be extended on your return—
First Christian Church
Oak and Eleventh Streets
Every Student
has the opportunity here to buy Furniture at Apple
gate’s for the home or Furnishings for the room on
Easy Terms
Use Your Credit Now to
Buy the Things you Want
to make your home what you want it to be.
House Managers
Place your order with us now so
your home will be in order when you
return. We will take complete charge
of having your present furniture re
finished or remade.
—Use Your Credit—
Columbia Phonographs
In all sizes and prices.
All the popular records, jazz, songs,
skits, etc. .Remember we ask you to
\
—Use Your Credit—
Applegate Furniture Co.
Eugene Theatre Bldg.
Phone 919
Appropriate Gifts
For All Occasions
The custom of remembering loved ones and friends with gifts is
a practice that brings fond hearts closer together and makes for
life long friendships. But the selection of gifts for the many oc
casions which constantly arise is a task that is deserving of
much thought, in order to have the gift in keeping. To get the
right thing at the right time adds much to the appreciation of
the gift. 1 1
A gift of worthy jewelry carries
with it a great deal of sentiment
and it will be cherished a lifetime
For
Graduation Confirmation
Birthdays
Weddings and Wedding Anniversaries
V)u l)e surprised what a small outlay will buy here in wor
thy articles of jewelry. No tro uble to show what we have, or to
suggest appropriate gifts, if yo u are undecided as to what to
give for any particular occasion. Come in; if only to look over
the gift suggestions.
Birth - Month Stones
.IANl ARV Carnet— Constancy; FEBRUARY, Amethyst—Sin
cerity ;MAHCH, Bloodstone—Courage; APRIL, Diamond — In
nocence; MAY, Emerald—Happiness; JUNE, Pearl-Moonstone
—-Purity; JULY, Ruby—Friends hip; AUGUST, Sardonyx— Fe
heilv; SEPTEMBER, Sapphire— Wisdom; OCTOBER, Opal-Tour
maline—Hope; NOVEMBER, Topaz — Fidelity; DECEMBER,
I urquoise—Success.
SETH LARA WAY
Diamond Merchant and Jeweler
EUGENE, OREGON