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About Oregon daily emerald. (Eugene, Or.) 1920-2012 | View Entire Issue (April 14, 1921)
Member Pacific Intercollegiate Press Association. Aggeciate Editor Oregon HARRY A. SMITH, Editor. Emerald i • *1 f It Manager RAYMOND VESTER Lyle Bryson News Editor Charles E. Gratke Assistant News Editor* Velma Rupert, Elisabeth Whitehouse John Dierdorff. ■ports Editor.. .Floyd Maxwell Shorts Writers ®u*ene Kelty Harold Shirley Art Rudd Statistician ......... .’.Ron D. Huntress Night Editors Wilford C. Allen. Carlton K. Logan, Reuel S. Moore, Kenneth Youel. News Service Editor ... .Jacob Jacobson Assistants Aleiander Brown, Eunice Zimmerman I:__i Feature Writers B. J. H., Mary Lou Burton, Frances Quisenberry Nays Staff—Fred Guyon, Margaret Scott, Kay Bald, Owen Callaway, Jean Strachkn, fbea King, Lenore Cram, Wanna McKinney, Raymond D. Lawrence, C-After, Faience Sk^ner, Emily Houston, Mary Trims, Howard Bailey, Butb Austin, Madalene Logan, Mabol Gilham, Jessie Thompson, Hugh Stark weather, Jennie" Verkins, '“Claire Beale, Dan Lyons, John Anderson, Maybelle LeHritL ‘‘ r ....Webster Ruble Afhrerttiinc Manager ..George McIntyre Circulation Manager ...A1 Krohn Staff Assistants: James Meek, Jason McCuno, Elwyn Craven, Morgan Staton. Official publication of the Associated Students of the University of Oregon, WrW* frifflday |nd Monday, during the college year. P091 office at Eugene, Oregon, as |p«pnd class matter. Sub ** P^r Jcar- Kf term, 75c. Aavertimpg rates upon application PHONES: Downtown office—-1200. P===P TBS CAMPUS Y. M. C. A. is often too much neglected by college stu !§• Were it not for such an organization as the campus Y. M. C. A., co-operating; with the downtown churches, stu d^nta might go their ways forgetting the teachings learned1 in Uafuifir days. The mission of a campus Y. Mi C. A. organiza tion is to bring rteligion before students in an attractive way, alia tb Jofid them towards things which are morally right. luting the past year, the campus organisation has eer punly fuyilleu its missiqn. With the organization of the “Y” sehpdl, $Uh the purpose of teaching religion in an interesting and helpful way, the. Y. M. C. A1, started a program which could not hut help aiding those students who cared to follow th$ courses offered. The organization of this school was started! by the regime now retiring; it is to be hoped that the incoming officers will see fit to continue the work and help 4 become even more a force on the campus. The Y. M. 0. A. is too likely to become a taken-for-granted element in campus life. Some students, far from religiously inclined, even ’'object to its unobtrusiveness. But the good the d|,gahi?.9tipU has done, and the good it will continue to do, cannot be denied. The campus Y. j\f. 0. A. is as necessary on the Oregon campus as are churches ip. a city. Not that we should otherwise lose sight of moral ethics, but because that organization helps us to realize their value in life. 'Practically, the “Y” is an aid to every man who cares to tahti advantage of what is offered'. Jobs for those who must work, a recreation place for those who have no other— a Spore of such things are part of the Y. M. 0. A. ’s work on the campus. The retiring officers of the “Y” put in real work to make their year a successful one. It has been successful, perhaps more than ever before. We can only hope*tbat the new offi cers, installed last night, will take their new positions with a full realization of the seriousness of the work and what it means to Oregon. 'fhe record set by the student who made 27 hours I should prove an incentive to others who think it hard work to make an average number of hours of passing grade. It can be done. Mr. Brain ley has proven it. AVnllttUiette comes for two games this week-end. The Bearcats are good sportsmen, and sq are Oregon men. Let’s go out to beat the visitors. T 188 vom CAST POR y. K C. A. bkksidemt * > ___ (Continued from Page 1.) Norton Wnnurd, reports that a hand book has been published, that new stu dents have b«eu met and made welcome, that Utters have been sent to freshmen prvlofta to their arrival. Over $10,IKK) has been turned over to the wen students iu the form of jobs by the employment bureau. In the accom plishment of this “labor unions" have beeh formed. Sliteeu men from the Y. M. C. A. have bc$u acting as leaders in Eugene boys’ dubs and have been represented In three Older Boys’ Conferences. T^f |sgociation hgs brought the fol lowing rnfti to the campus, according to Lyle Bartholomew, head of this depart mentWilliam E. Kwe“t, Sherwood Ed dy. f'rtjKl B. Smith, Norman F. Coleman, Dr. Winfield 8. Hall ami Bishop Sum ner. \3^kX,ne A-hcs, who has been in charge of fb* religious co-operation and educa tion, Ilf* had a central committee under him with representatives from each church, and then with representatives from each house for each church. CJpjrcb attendance by University stu dents is the highest iu history agree ull Eujfane ministers, according to the re port. The “Y" school had the follow ing departments, religious education, in dustrial and social problems, and world ptobUws. I'here were, five discussion gt-opps gud t$?n lectures. The retiring officers are: President. Boy Ve$tch; vice president. Joe In gram; secretary, Norton Wiunurd, and treasurer, Elston Ireland. Twelve men compose the Y. M. C. A. cabinet, uud 73 on the Friendship council. BOARD. —t Tatye Board, good homo cooking; all you can eat, $tf.00 per week. MRS. A. M. KrCK. +*« 12th Street E. til sat. FOR SALE. — Conn trombone, silver plated, low pitch. Call 273-J. th-f-s Sid Woodhouse 50c THE BEST DANCE IN TOWN FOR THE LEAST MONEY Don’t Miss It! at the Old ARMORY BLDG. Announcements *----—■—* Ye Tabard Inn. — Meets tonight at 7 "30 at the Anchorage. Sculpture Society — Meeting changed from Tuesday afternoon to Thursday night, 7 o’clock, in Petit Palais. w-th Advertising Club. — A meeting of the Advertising club will be held Thursday afternoon at 4:30 in the journalism shack. Politican Science Club. — There will be a meeting of the. Political Science club tonight at 7:30 in Professor Gil bert’s room in the library. Washington Club.—Meeting Thursday night at 7:30 in assembly room of Ore gon building. Very important and all members are urged to attend. Varsity Tennis. — All candidates for this year’s varsity tennis team turn in their names before Friday to Kenneth Smith or Harry Westerman for the elimination tournament to start next Monday, April 18th. Y. W. Lecture. — Dr. H. B. Packard, who has had charge of the Westminister hospital in Urania, Persia, and is an au thority on Persian problems, will speak at the regular meeting of the Y. W. C. O, this afternoon at 4:45. Chemistry Club Meeting.— The Chemistry Club will meet in McClure hall on Thursday night at 7:15 o’clock. A lecture on “The Theoretical Con struction of the Atom,” will be given by T. Lyman Meador. The public is in vited to attend. 'Doughnut Games From April 25 to. Field Day. Alice pvans was elected head of base ball in the Women’s .Athletic Association at the special election Friday afternoon to succeed Dorothy McKee who did not return to school this term. She has al ready made plans for the spring sport and is very tpixipus that all houses let her know as soon as possible whether or not they will enter a team in the dough nut baseball series. Doughnut baseball practices will be held this week and next. According to the rules governing the scries, no wo man is eligible to play in a doughnut game unless she has played four practice hours. There is a possibility that any one registered in a regular class in base ball will be allowed to count the class hour a practice hour, although this has not as yet been definitely decided upon and Miss Evans Urges all interested to come out to the practices Monday and Wednesday at 5 o’clock and Tuesday and Thursday at 4. “I would like to have all houses give me their names,” said Miss Evans, ‘<so that we can draw lots and arrange the schedule of games. We want this to be a successful baseball season.” The doughnut series will begin the week of April 25. Each team entering will play against, every other team, and the final championship will be decided on Field Day, late in May, according to present plans. PACKARD SPEAKS AT Y. W. Dr. H. B. Packard, an authority on questions relating to Persia, will speak at the regular meeting of the Y. W. C A. this afternoon at 5:45 at the bun galow. Dr. Packard has just recently been asked to act on the Near East and European Council because of his knowl edge of Persian problems. ! FOR RENT — Two nicely furnished rooms complete with heat and light. Batb on the same floor. Only one block from (Friendly hall and very convenient to (campus. Mrs. Minnie DpLay, 1193 Onyx (street. s-t-w A SHORTER SHORTHAND SYSTEM IN TEN EASY LESSONS This course covers ten easy lessons which will enable the Student, Professor, Journalist, Doctor, Lawyer or anyoue seekiug a professionel career, to go thru life with 100 per cent efficiency. THIS COURSE Is short and inexpensive, and is given with a money back gijarautee if not sat isfied. SEND THIS CLIPPING TODAY •¥■ " -— -— M. PYHAMID PRESS: Publishers 1416 Broadway. New York City. Geutlemep: Enclosed herewith is $5.00 for which kindly send me your shorthand course in ten easy lessons by mail. It is understood thut at the end of five days, I am not satisfied my money will be gladly refunded. Name . Street . City and State. *---* I | The Cainpus Cynic | ★— ---★ BALLAD OF THE MEDICO BARD To the Editor: | The medico bard fondled a glist’ning instrument Upon his face a look of growing dis content. “The sick report,” muttered he, “is atrocious. I must find a cure for poison oak and jimson weed ferocious, Ere I get writer’s cramp.” He paced the room with growing ire. “By Lydia Pinkhara, pills must go the way of Nineveh and Tyre. ’Tis not they that cure, but song, sweet song, ‘ Rippling melodies that will kid the world along. Dispel the ravages of disease, cure the grievous lame, And add eternal glory to my name.” He paced the room; Suddenly dazzling inspiration shooed away the gloom. He seized his lyre, fingered a reson ant, deep-voiced string, Cleared his windpipe and in tremolo vox began to sing: “Oh, Aesculapius, Hygeia, ye fuzzy hair’d gods I once adored, Get hence, jump in t^e lake, ye make ,me supremely bored. I can write funny, futile hieroglyphics myself, Go to, ye feeble fakes, go reriuicscat in pace—on the shelf, I adopt a new mistress, Song! Ah! bunions, pip, ennui, toxicosis, And other ailments, including color blindness, sunburn and tbigmosis Away! Flee before the soothing, cbast ,’ning, soft'ning strains I lilt in sweet voice. Banish all such sundry pains i By my prescription.” Urn turn turn urotum turn, the music waxed strong, "Great dreams I have—an universal. ,remedy to help the world along. Now for colds, one dram of ‘Home .Sweet Home,’ two parts Jazz, , Heated, mixed in proportion, should give colds the merry razz. For headaches contracted in late study, six parts ‘Hope,’ To one part ‘It May Be Four Tears, It May Be Forever,’—that’s the dope. For that lethargy which attacks when the morns at seven. “Those AlcbholiC blues will spreadily and effectively leaven The spiritual dough. Ad infinitum ,Song will disease chasten, Brighten this gray globe, and boun I I When the occasion calls for corsage boqnets be sure you secure the best. Our wide experience and careful attention to all orders has given us an in creasingly large Univer sity patronage. Come in and ask us or call by phone. Orders personally at tended to at University Florist 993 Hillyard St. Phone 654 Patronize Emerald Attvertioera. teoug wealth hasten—” A string snapped and the instrument was still, The medoco bard checked himself in ,the middle of a trill On« (leiniwtiiniimavt'L- unfinished ‘S lie murmured, ‘here’s how! °Ilg’ But the day grows apace if, 1 I’ih hungry, me for chow.’ * E- J. It. YYHHiJN JrASSlJNl* Opposite PHIL-UP _The Co-op Store Get Your Hair Cut at Schwering & Spicer BARBER SHOP East 9th St.—Just off Willamette St. 57 QUALITY DRYGOODS Phone E. MATLOCK’S 60 9th St. QUALITY GROCERIES If yqu want something that is in a class by itself, get a Grape Highball That is just another answer why so many students go to OREGANA The Students Shop HARVARD UNIVERSITY Graduate School of Business Administration A two-year course in business leading to the degree of Master of Business Administration. Open to college graduates. Courses offered in the following fields: Accounting, Business Law, Banking and Finance, Marketing, Ad vertising, Eetail Store Problems, Sales Management, In dustrial Management, Labor Problems, Business Statis tics, Foreign Trade, Transportation, Lumbering, Office Organization. Five graduates ot the University of Oregon have at tended the School, one during the present year. The registration for 1921-:’22 is limited to three hun dred m the first-year course. Applications after May 1st should be accompanied by a certified transcript of the college record. For information write to Dean W. B. Donham, University 481 Harvard Graduate School of Business Administration _Cambridge, Massachusetts JUST A REMINDER LUNCHEONS.35c DINNERS.50c ‘ITS LUCE EATING AT HOME’ Because its The THE COLLEGE CENTER