Sigma Delta Chi Issue
Oregon Daily Emerald
FRIDAY MORXIXO. OCT. 20. 1020.
Official publication of the Associated
.Students of the Fniversity of Oregon, is
sued daily, except Sunday and Monday,
during the college year.
.Entered in the postoffice at Eugene.
Oregon, as second-class matter.
Subscription rates. S-Min per year. Ity
term, 7f>c. Advertising rates upon appli
cation.
Phones—Campus office, brio. Down
town office. 1200.
, Editors, this issue—Carlton K. Logan.
Harry 0. Ellis, Eugene S. Kelty, John
Dierdorff.
Business Manager—Raymond Vester.
Advisory Board:—The active chapter of
Sigma Delta Chi.
A Sigma Delta Chi issue of the Em
erald is printed at different times during
the college year tty men elected to Sigma
Delta Chi. The neophytes of the organ
isation are required t0 edit one issue of
the Emerald, doing every bit of work the
Issue calls for, as one of the tests of
their proficiency in newspaper work. It
Is customary to copy the make-up of an
other newspaper.
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Chaff and Chatter
By Jay Deo.
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Hello, here we is again!
... flow’d you like the idea of starting off
with a joke about the bleachers? Well,
here it is:
He—Kinda chilly out here, ain’t it?
She—Ye-es, it, is.
. lie—-Th e r e zat be tt er.
JWrathy boarder—That cereal was had
for breakfast this morning was just like
sawdust.
House manager—Well, that’s fine
board, isn’t it?
•“Fly times” is just at present much
more appropriate to local conditions than
its predecessor, “Time flies,”
Did it Ever Happen to You?
The boy sat in the Rainbow booth,
His thoughts were on the cheek.
For Mary fair ate like a bear
Of things that cost like heck.
Ahd when the costly order came,
He ate ’mid silence blue.
For in his jeans were forty cents.
The bill was $1.02.
A surprising number of fathers are
working their sons’ way through college.
Slic—“I’m going in the mill race this
afternoon,”
He—“What time?”
She—“Five o’clock.”
He—“Why, that’s after dark.”
She—“I know it is. but you have never
seen ni.v bathing suit.”
You tell ’em, old phonograph. You’ve
got a good record.
Autumn.
Tompus fidgets! Summer
> Is already
Gone.
Qverliead, great flocks
of fish hanks,
Canaries, ostriches,
And bul-bul birds
Shag southward,
Hell-bent
For warmer region.
The poet.
Sighs tin' chill
Winds of Autumn making
An Aeolian harp
Of his B. V. TVs.
Ah, woe is me! Full soon
The wool.v shirt of
Cruel winter he
Must don.
Alack! 'Alack! Alack!
—Pelican.
Peggie Whose shoes have you got on 7
Reggie Those are my army shoes.
Pjpjggie—Then they eun’t he your shoes.
Reggie Why not?
Peggie Because if they’re army shoes,
they’re not your shoes, they’re ’is shoes.
The new cat-step is very difficult and
a student cannot do it unless he is feline
well.
Chickens conic home to roost about
two hours later than they did before the
invention of movies .
WANTED, HEMSTITCH I NO - Work
guaranteed. We furnish white and
black thread. Singer Shop. <>7 East
Ninth street.
HELP THEM—THEY HELP US
In the life of any University the greatest factor in influ
encing the school is the publication of the Associated Stu
dents. This was the reason for Oregon starting the daily
this fall. She realized the need and influence pf the daily
as compared to the tri-weekly. There is no other school in
the West situated in a towTn as small as Eugene that issues a
daily. Oregon again is unique.
Tlie,change to a daily means that the merchants of Eugene,
are now spending twice as much in advertising as before.
This is in order to help make our paper a success. The mer
chants are playing the game in their way as truly as the men
that represent us on the gridiron. Few complain and many
express their entire willingness to co-operate.
As students and beneficiaries of this assistance we must
not be misled by false theories as to price and value received,
ft is our duty to spend our money in Eugene with the local
merchants rather than go to some city that lias a popular
name. Let us not fail to "support the merchant whose name
is before us from start to finish. We will soon see who they
are. Let us make the merchants realize that we appreciate
their assistance. In this way and only in this way will the
Emerald continue through the year as a daily. Now that we
have the daily, let us keep it.
The success of the University of Oregon’s music depart
ment in its attempt to secure the best artists obtainable for
concerts and recitals for the benefit of the students'and towns
people rests on the support given the Tlieo Karle concert to
night. It is necessary that the student body support this
concert if they wish to further such wbrth-while attractions
on the campus. Tlieo Karle is an artist extraordinary, and is
reputed by critics to be one of the best tenors in the country.
The music department has arranged a series of such concerts
for the coming season, provided tonight’s concert is a finan
cial success. If the students do not support the music depart-;
>nent in its plans, talent such as is now booked may be brought
here only at prohibitive prices. In behalf of tiie school of
mJusic we ask that the students give their hearty support to
the concert tonight.
CAUSE INDIGESTION
“Experience- lias taught mo that most
people who complain of stomach trouble
and indigestion possess stomachs that
are perfectly healthy and normal,” says
a well known authority. The real trouble,
which causes all the sourness, gas and
pain is excessive acid in the stomach.
This acid irritates the delicate stomach
lining, sours and ferments the food be
fore the point of digestion is reached.
Artificial digestants are not needed in
such eases. They give only temporary
relief, do not correct the cause and
often do great, harm. A better plan, if
you suffer after eating, is to drink a
glass of hot Magnesia water made from
si teaspoohful or four tablets of pure
Risurnied Magnesia which can be ob
tained from any reliable druggist. This
instantly neutralizes the acid, sweetens
the stomach and your meal digests nat
urally without pain. Try this for a few
weeks find sec if your stomach docs not
feel one hundred per cent better.
Campus Personals
Returns from Corvallis—
Hal Douuoly, of the Y., who has been
in Corvallis for the last few days in con
nection with his work as general 1'. AI. C.
A. secretary, will return to Eugene to
day. Donnelley is not only directing af
fairs of the Y on the Eugene campus, lint
is also general director of all Y' work in
educational institutions in Idaho and
Oregon.
i Goes to City—
| Jacob Jacobson will lie a week-end vis
itor in the Rose City. M Jacobson is
called from the campus by pressing busi
ness. lie will attend the alumni banquet.
Appointed Officer—
Jtoseoe Roberts, h junior in the Uni
versity, has been appointed second lieu
tenant in the 11. O. T. Ci, and is now
with Company D. l.ieutennnt Roberts
is a member of 1’lii Delta Theta farter
nity.
CLUB
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Barber Shop
The place that you
return to.
Willamette—
Just Off 8th.
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CHARLEY’S PLACE
982 Willamette
Roasted Peanuts •
Mother’s Gandy
Puttered Popcorn
Goes to Portland—
Dean Eric W. Allen, of the University
school of journalism, left for Portland
Wednesday. He returned to the campus
yesterday. Business of his department
called him to the city at this time.
Two Hundred to See Game—
Nearly 200 students are planning to
take in the big game at Corvallis to
morrow. O. A. C. is planning to mix
things with the Blue and Gold of Cali
fornia.
Former Student Teaching—
Miss Vivian La Pi-arie, ’10, is teaching
in the intermediate grades and in the
high school in Easton. Washington.
Girls Hike—
The University girls Methodist Sun
day school class will leave the Y bunga
low Saturday at II a. m. for a hike, un
less rain forces them to make merry in
the bungalow. Miss Dinsdale, their lead
er. invites all girls who are interested to
join (hem on their trip. Bring lunch, ten
centfs, and a cup and spoon.
Going to Portland—
Raymond Vester, manager of the Ore
gon Daily Emerald, is going to Portland
tomorrow in order'*’to have the plaster
cast now adorning his right pedal extrem
ity, removed. If the operation is suc
cessful, Tester will sit up and take a
little nourishment at the alumni banquet.
REED WOULD DEBATE HARVARD
Hay|ig closed negotiations with the
University and O. A. C. for debate
schedules, Reed College is trying to ar
range a debate with Harvard.
Hair Nets
15c
Extra select large size hair
nets of sanilarv real human
hair in all shades, hither 1’ringe
or cap shape styles.* With or
without elastie. Several styles
•
to choose from at 15c each.
Novelty
Veils 25c
Mulliwear veils practical for
all occasions. Made with live
elastic edge. Perfect fitting,
self adjusting sanitary veils
that are smart and fashion
able. Wonderful variety of
charming designs. Price 25c.
OVERCOATS
All-Wool, AJ1 Styles
At 1-4 Off
, FELLOWS, iio slitM*].),
or goat or any other ani
mal ever> had any more *
wool on his hack than the t
man 'who' wears a Browns- ,
vilU* Overcoat.
It LASS, are these, in all
sizes arid style's and col- .
wines at prices that are
“ridieulohslv low”; for
instance, $13*7-1 to $117.50. |
If “seeiri’ is believin’ ” |
—let your eyes judge for i
you- f,
, BROWNSVILLE
j Woolen Mill Store
Seventh and Willamette St.
t FUG PINK.
Portland Marshfield
Astoria North Bend
The Elkins Art and Gift Shop
The Quality Shop.
Beautiful and Appropriate Gifts.
832 Willamette Street.
GetWour 'Slides;'Shined at the
Lemon “0” Shine
Owned and operated by Americans..
•Nest to Lackey’s Jewelry. Store.
CLEANING AND PRESSING
GENERAL REPAIRING
Special service and lowest prices.
PHONE 342
Will; Call and Deliver. %
Osburn Cleaners and Dyers
“SAY IT WITH FLOWERS”
ROSES, (M^YSANTHEM UM'S
VIOLETS, CARNATIONS
Also a full line of
FLOWERING PLANTS AiND FERNS AND BULBS
OF ALL SORTS.
The University Florist.
993 Hi I yard,
# '
Phono (04.
Eugene Sample Store
Men’s and Ladies Umbrellas $2.50 to $11.50
Men’s Fall Hals $5.00; Gaps $1.25 to $2.25
Men’s Brown Dress Shoes... $8.50
Men’s Dress Sample Gloves . .$1.98 to $3.50
Ladie’s Dress Shoes.$6.85 to $11.50
Ladies Gun Metal Oxfords . . $6.85 to $7.50
Ladie’s Patent Oxfords*_..$6.50, $7.50
We Buy for Less and Sell for Less.
AVo 'Make Thiuii's SHINE for 15c.
REX SHOE SHINE
Rex Theatre Building'