OREGON EMERALD
Official student paper of the Univer
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Edited by
LEITH F. ABBOTT
Dorothy Duniway.Associate Editoi
Lyle Bryson...News Editoi
Nell Warwick.Asst. News Editoi
Harry 'A. Smith.Managing Editoi
Helen Manning.Dramatic Editor
Maybelle Leavitt .Proof Readei
Special Writers
Adelaide V. Lake Louise Davis
Victoria Case
Sport Writers
Floyd Maxwell.Raymond Lawrence
Reporters
Earle Richardson, Ariel Dunn, Ja
cob Jacobson, Charles Gratke, Mary
Lou Burton, Eleanor Spall, Stanley
Eisman, Annamay Bronaugh, Eunice
Zimmerman, Frances Quisenberry,
Wanna McKinney, Mauna Loa Fallis,
Esther Fell and Mildred Weeks.
BUSINESS STAFF
Business Manager
WARREN KAYS
Associate . Raymond Vester
Advertising Manager....Webster Ruble
Circulation . Elston Ireland
Assistant . Floyd Bowles
Staff Assistants:
Lee Culbertson, Charles Lamb
THURSDAY, APRIL 15, 1920
REGISTER !
EPORTS from differ
ent parts of the state
say that millage bill
oppositionists are
flocking to registra
tion quarters for the
purpose of register
1115 All Wl UCl UL
able to vote against the measure
next month.
In view of this fact and in the
light of all that the passage of
the bill will mean to Oregon it
seems impossible that there
should be men and women of
voting age, enrolled in the Uni
versity now who have not regis
tered or who are not doing
everything possible to get their
friends to register. Clothed in
lethargy, wrapped up in the
whirl of social gaiety and with
out realization of the unending
harm they are working on the
University, there are many Uni
versity men and women in this
class however, as the registered
list bf University students elig
ible to vote will show.
Tuesday, April 20,-is the last
day on which we have a chance
to register. The passage of the
bill and the future of your Uni
versity depends on your regis
tering and securing the registra
tion of as many of your friends
and relatives who are friendly
to the bill, as possible.
Register!
The sophomores and freshmen at
Marylund State College who tried to
put It over on one another by dab
bing the campus with paint signifying
their respective classes might have
had respect for rthelr dosses but
certainly not very much for their
college campus.
Many students cannot make up'
their minds us to what future voca
tion to follow Learning to sign
their names one way would touch
them to stick to one thing, and
would earn tho good will of the
faculty and town hank.
Under fair conditions a good base
hall coach can whip a team into
good shape hut conditions seem to
he far from fair With a good sup
ply of min every day this Oregon
“mist” is certainly putting plenty of
“mlsed" In practice.
A freshman who takes off his
green cap a month before the burn
ing of them takes place, Just because
lie lias enough credits, hasn’t much
"Irish” In him nor much of n pride
in his class.
Professors In the school of com
merce claim that between the freight
trralns and freshmen, enough noise
is furnished each day to make the
classes almost impossible.
Most students look forward to the
day when they can vote and when
it comes some of them evidently do
net seem to care much about it.
A STORY
With apologies to K. C. B., I. B. D.
and I. O. U.
Once upon a time
There was a school
A university
And they had some
Students
And some scholars
And some who just attended
Even as you and I
And fortune
Favored that school
And sent them great
Women and men
Even as I
And they pursued their courses
Of study and
Learned so much
I That in time the whole world
1 Heard of the school
And of their athletes
I And everybody said
1 What a fine school
I think I’ll send my
j Son there
! And my daughter also
! Here’s a chance
Quoth they
To make a smart man
And woman out of
Martha
And George and Gertrude
And Wilbur
And they were in due
Course of time sent to that school.
And so were a thousand or so
Of others sent there
And it got to be
A school
Than which
There were none
Better
1
BUT there came a day
And then more days
When the institution
Wondered
Whore it was going to get
It’s next three squares.
I. E.
Object was no money
And surplus was as few
As the sign.
—.OO
Approaching
—N as a limit
And they told their troubles
To the marines
And to the legislature
But the latter •
Said that they were
Handcuffed
And shackled
And the former didn’t
Kick thru with any
Kale
And so.
A song and dance
And a prayer
Was offered up to
THE PROLETARIAT
For some jack
With which
To run the school
And the wise
Of the country
Said ••Fine”
I’ll dig down v
In my Jeans
And see if
Friend tax assessor
Has loft me a sou
Or two
And I’ll vote for
Your worthy cause
But they forgot
To register
And some of the students
Who were twenty-one
Said
Ho-Hum
And didn’t get on the boat
i
And after the election
The college beautiful
Had less washers than before
And all the Loyals wept
When they saw their school
Going to
Decay.
And it died—
The school.
And the people saved
Several mills
But you should see
Their children
When they grew up.
They used
Double negatives
And wore
Celluloid collars
And then the people
And the old students
And everybody
Were sorry
But it was
Too late.
And the moral is
LET’S GO
And get on
The Job t
And after
The election
We will wear
That smile of content
That only the righteous
Can sport.
1 CAUGHT ON THE CAMPUS I
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First Student Dance Tomorrow
The first student body dance of the
term will be held tomorrow night
in the armory. The student council
dance committee has made arrange
ments for the affair which warrants
that it will be carried on with the
accustomed pep and jollity of stu
dent body dances. A select group of
campus "Jazz’U musicians with Joe
Peditote on tne whining banjo have
been secured to furnish music for the
affair.
Released From Pledge
Notice has been given to the Inter
fraternity Council that Vincent En
geldinger of Vancouver, Washington,
has been released from pledge by
S-Maralda local fraternity.
Mr. Loughary Visits
U. S. .Loughary of Dallas spent
yesterday on the campus with his
daughter Miss Helen Laughary. He
came down to see that she was get
tin# over her accident in the rapids
of the Willamette safely. Mr. Lough
ary has a good sized prune ranch
near Dallas which he manages him
self.
R. O. T. C. Has 225 Members 6
Enrollment in the R. O. T. C. here
this term has now reached 225. Of
this number 150 cadets are taking
the two credit course, which involves
one hour of additional work each
week. #
Entertain For Town Girls
Hendricks Hall is entertaining for
all town girls Saturday evening at j
8 o’clock in the hall. There will be
stunts and dancing, and the girls
will come in costume.
Bill Favored in South
Several resolutions favoring the 1
millage bill for higher education have f
been passed recently in Southern! 1
Oregon, according to Mr. J. C. Al- !
mack, acting director of the Exten- 1
sion Division. At Ruch, Jackson |
county, the School Officers and 1
Teachers Convention passed favor- |
able resolutions on April 3. At Can- |
yonville,- Douglas county, on April §
10, resolutions favoring the measure |
were adopted at a community meet- 1
ing. At Riddle, Douglas county, on j ?
April 10 the School Officers and j
Teachers Convention went on record
as favoring the bill for higher edu
cation.
Class in Banking Moves
The class in Elementary Banking
under Professor Edmonds, of the
School of 'Commerce has grown so
large that it has been necessary to
change the meeting place from the
Commerce building to Guild hall.
The enrollment for the class now
numbers 101 and accommodations in
the Commerce building are limited to
75 although as many as 90 have been
crowded into these quarters.
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