OREGON EMERALD Official student paper of the Univer sity of Oregon, published every Tues day, Thursday and Saturday fo the coilepe year by the Associated Stu dents. — i-lnti-red in the postoffiee at KilRene, Oregon, as second class matter. Subscription rates $1.60 per year. By term, $ .60. Advertising rates upon Edited by LEITH F. ABBOTT Dorothy Duniway.Associate Editor Lyle Bryson.News Editor Nell Warwick.Asst. News Editor Harry A. Smith.Managing Editor Helen Manning.Dramatic Editor Mary Ellen Bailey.Society Editor Sports Herman Lind....Editor Assistants Raymond Lawrence Floyd Maxwell Special Writers Adelaide V. Lake Louise Davis Alexander G. Brown Feature Writers Paul Farrington Pierce Cumings William Bolger Wesley Frater 4 Reporters Jacob Jacobson, Earle Richardson, Velma Rupert, Charles Gratke,, Eleanor Spall, John Houston, Stan ley Eisman, Annamay Bronaugh, Eunice Zimmerman, Frances Quin senberry, Pauline Coad. Proof Headers Arvo Simola Maybelle Leavitt Frances Blurock Business Manager LEE HULBERT Warren Kays..._.Advertising Mgr. Elston Ireland .Circulation Assistants Alta Kelly. Dan Welch, Larry Grey, Ruth Nash. John Newhall, Charles Hayter, Betty Epping. The Emerald desires tlmt all sub scrlliers get tlielr impel’ regularly and on time. All circ.ulntlon complaints should he made to the circulation man ager. Ills liouse phone Is 186. PHONES Editor . Business Manager . Campus Office . City Office.liiKi or 6(10 I 565 655 | 103 ! SUPPORT THE LEMON PUNCH Student activity at Oregon is tak-| ing a new step this week. The lirst toddling toward a new type of publl-j cation will be taken under the aus-i pices of the Emerald. For the present and into the. future until the project either fails or grows to such propor tions as to become independent, the larger paper will foster and nurse The Lemon Punch—a lighter, smiling, happy type of student paper, the sort of an enterprise that may one day develop into such a magazine as the Harvard Lampoon, the California Pelican, the Washington Sun Dodger. Magazines of one sort and another have previously existed at Oregon. There was a Monthly. It failed, as monthlies do because tlio University was not large enough to support a paper of the sort, because it had a tendency to become “highbrow” un less the editor was a person of more than ordinary ability. It was too staid, too sober, and of too limited a circulation to live. In li*17 the Oregon Spirit was is l sued as a supplement to the Emerald. This sheet had a short lived exist ence, its demise being brought about by a number of causes. Answering the clamor of a coterie on the campus it became too literary. It could never have become a typical student publi cation because the nature of material used opened its columns to ouly a limited number of contributors. Then tht> war interfered and the Spirit died. The Lemon Punch is pregnant with possibilities. Its scope should be so wide as to offer to every Oregon stu dent the opportunity to see the little word children of his inspired moments in print. It may not at first attain the ideal wished for by the campus. If not, it is the students’ part to aid it, help it with their ideas and make it a true organ of Oregonians. It is an experiment an attempt to engen der a new and needed type of student paper. If it succeeds the way lies open to new fame for the University, pleasurable endeavor for (lie students and an outlet for the wit and willing ness of the whole University. If it fails Oregon proves that, though she may have attained the numbers and something of the character of the larger institutions of the country, she lacks a certain dynamic interest in humanity and human affairs. That is what the Lemon Punch must be, human. If it fails to achieve this attribute, the Lemon Punch must Romantic Ravings. Ruby of the ribbon counter And Hairbreadth Harry, too, Were sailing off to Europe, On the peace ship Oscar II. Relentless Rudolph followed close, His steed a submarine, He chased them far across the sea, He really was quite mean. Now Harry had some jelly fish, And when he took a notion, The jelly fish made jelly From the currents of the ocean. Poor Rudolph then was jammed in jell, He surrendered unobserved, The coroner who found him said, He sure was well preserved. Ask Dad—He Knows. Your father is your dearest friend And you should not neglect, To pay him all due courtesies, And treat him with respect. You write a letter home for cash, Your head is all a-buzz. Does he love his loving son? You bet your life he does. Our Dream Girl. “I don’t care to have supper at the Osburn, a cocoa cola at the .Oregana would be more nourishing.” “The Eugene jitneys' are so slow; we will get there much sooner if we walk” “Centennials are so rich, I would much prefer a nice bag of peanuts.” “Orchids are undemocratic, I would rather have some nice violets.” The Phi Delts could count their number ns often as they liked, but there would always be one Shy. The paper says we are striking young men. We ask, was he a prize fighter or an I. W- W. ? Did You Know? That Rill Hayward always eats breakfast soon after arising in the morning ? That Dean Fox always puts cream in her coffee? That Stan Anderson always puts on his collar before tying his tie? Bees are winged merchants; they cell their honey. A fellow’s first inhale will prove that cigarettes are coughin’ nails. Bashful Bertram says: My girl is like a steamboat; the swells fol low her wherever she goes. The football men get scratched up badly. But the rest of us are mutts, We never get in danger But we get a heap of cuts. Lives of great men all remind us We can offer our regrets. To the poor misguided fellow, Who never bums his eigaretts. There are two kinds of people: Those who kiss and tell, and those who don’t kiss. NOTICE. Emerald advertising staff will meet in Journalism annex Wednes day, December 8, at 7:dt> p. m. Be there. SIX MEN ARE ELECTED AT EIRST TRYOUT FOR TRIANGULAR DEBATE Four Will Finally Be Chosen; International and Coast Work to Start Soon At the first tryout for the state triangular debate which is to be held early in January with the Ore gon Agricultural College, Reed col-1 lege and the university of Oregon, six were elected for a series of try outs which will finally eliminate two, leaving four to participate in the contest. Those elected were Kenneth Armstrong, Ernest Hall, Ernest Crockatt, Ralph Hoeber, Remey Cox, and Elmer Pendell. This group of six will be cut doMn to four as soon as possible in order that the two eliminated may start work on either the coast or international debate. The question is “Resolved: That the principles of the Chinese exclu sion act as now enforced should be applied to all immigration for a per iod of not less than five years.” Since the coast debate and inter national debate come about the same time the possibilities are, according to Professor R- W. Prescott, that eight men will be selected for the varsity debating squad this year. The question up for discussion in the coast debate with Stanford, 0. A. C., and Washington is “Closed” versus “open shop.” According to Professor Prescott, “closed shop” is a term used to denote certain indus trial establishments that employ only union men, while “open shop” refers to those that do not cater to union men but employ non-union men as weli. The university uf Oregon has! sent in the following phrasing of the shop question to the secretary of the j coast debating league at Stanford: Resolved that the present movement of employers for open shop should receive the support of the general public. The question as phrased will be sent to each participant in the league who will in tir n vote upon their choice and remail it to the seertary of the league. So far ohly one student has shown any interest in the oratorical contest, according to Professor Prescott, and lie argues that any one interested should see him as soon as possible In order to get started right with the work. The men’s forensic council will hoid a meeting luesday afternoon at 4 o’clock in Professor Prescott’s loom in Johnson haP to work out a schedule for the doughnut debat ing series which will be held some time before the Christmas holidays land also to select judges for the con CAST FOR PLAY PICKED “REAL THINGS” TO APPEAR IN PORTLAND SOON Rehearsals Begin for Mrs. Parsons’ Drama to be Put on December 5 and 6 “Real Things,” a four act drama j of American life, will be presented by the dramatic students of the uni versity, at the Little theatre, in Portland two nights, December 5-6. The play was written by Mrs. Mable Holmes Parsons, professor of rhetoric, who last year taught on the campus, and who is now doing extension work in Portland. It will be given under the auspices of her class there. The drama was originally written for the $10,000 Winthrop-Ames con test, but has never been produced. "It will probably be given in Eugene next quarter,” said Professor Reddie. “It. would have been presented here this term if a date could have been obtained for it.” There are five principal char acters Durand, played by Claire Keeney; Sawyer, by Professor Red-; die; Jamie, by Alphonse Korn; Janet, by Charlotte Panfield; and Martha, by Emily Spaeth. The problems of Janet Durand, who is very much misunderstood, are worked out in! the play. The entire cast is as fol lows; Durand Claire Keeney. Sawyer lYofessor Reddie. Jamie Alphonse Korn. Janet Charlotte Panfield. Martha Emily Spaeth. Parker Roy Veatch. Castle—Carl Miller. Lewis -George Paste. Ylorski Norvell Thompson. Charmine—Gretehen Wheeler. Miss Lewis—Fern Holcomb. UNIVERSITY HAS SERIOUS EPIDEMIC OF ANNEXITUS (Continued from page 1) the school of journalism when the extension department moved its sanc tum to Oregon hall in 1916. Friendly hall has a history all of its own. By a series of annexations j it grew from a men's and women’s j hall of residence of limited accom- i modations to a large men’s dorm, j Originally the present entrance to the Friendly dining room was the back door. The present living room was half kitchen and half dining room. | In 1902, President Campbell, who had just become connected with the university, was responsible for the first permanent annex which includ ed the present kitchen and large dining room. The growth of the university in 1912 forced additional annexations and a $10,000 state ap- j propriation was used for the con struction of the east wing. During the S. A. T- C. period the living j room was again converted into a; diner with such dire effects that the money paid by the government for the housing of the men was used for this remodeling. This year the outdoor boarders at Friendly have become so numerous that a wooden annex was built to the east dining! room and a pastry kitchen added in the form of a small brown wooden addition to the main kitchen. From the sound of crashing tim ber to the shades of Rodin is the evolution of the nameless “annex” in the vicinity of the power house. Originally designed as a timber test ing laboratory, it was transformed’ into a studio by the late Roswell | Dosch, professor of sculpture. The athletic endeavors of the. fairer sex in 1916 became so exten- j sive that the annexitis again broke out. Its symptoms were a fine roof and rough floor called by the unas suming, the woman’s outdoor gym. Biulding inspectors thought so much of the roof that they ordered the pillars which supported it to be ad ditionally strengthened in order to make it safe for the rising democra cy. The annexitis bloomed forth in the shape of another roof during the S. A. T. C. period. The men needed a place to drill unhampered by the outbursts of Jupiter Pluvius. After serving as a drill shed, the annex to the east of the men’s gym was floored, boarded on the sides and christened the men’s uotdoor gym nasium. Hendrick’s hall was originally an annex. Mary Spiller hall for many years was the only woman’s dormi tory, but the demand for a suitable residence for the women became so strong that in 1917 Hendricks hall materialized. Its proportions were so large that Mary Spiller hall be came the annex. Historic Deady hall has long been a victim of annex-mania. Its spaci ous rooms were divided horizontally, making six floors where but three had stood before. The mezzanine floors are being used for class rooms. McClure hall, which houses the university printshop, felt the symp toms in the spring of 1918. The printshop became crowded and the students could not perform their laboratory work without treading on each others’ toes. The result was that the composing room pushed its way out of the building being shelt ered by an “annexation,” the white paint of which forms an add con trast to the gray finish of the hall. Even the R. O. T. C. barracks are not immune. Shower baths are be coming class rooms. Work of re modeling a part of the building to the east of the barracks for addi tional space to acommodate the large number of students is under way at present. A more substantial annex was made to the library building in 1915. This addition, which conforms to the architecture of the building, houses the book stacks. EMERALD TO ADD NEW LITERARY SECTION SATURDAY (Continued from page 1) humorous stories, poetry, “column stuff,” humorous skits and para graphs. All contributions, according to the editor, should be as short as possible, due to the lack of space at present, and should be of campus interest in general; no personal men tion should be made. All contributions should be left in the Emerald box in the Journalism annex Copy should be in by Friday noon of each week. Later in the school year, it is announced, a maga zine staff will be selected from those showing the most interest and talent in the new publication. OREGON PROFESSORS SPEAK AT INSTITUTES Five Faculty Members Selected to Address Meetings of County Teachers Several of the faculty of the uni versity of Oregon were on the pro gram of various county institutes which were held last week at the county seats in various counties of the state. Professor C. A. Gregory, of the school of education, was in Cor vallis, where he spoke before the Benton county teachers’ institute. While there he spoke to the class in school of administration at O. A. C. conducted by Dean E. D. Ressler, of the school of industries education of the agricultural college, on the sub ject of “Educational Tests and Meas urements.” Dr. H. D. 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