OREGON EMERALD Official student body paper of the University of Oregon, published every Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday of the college year by the Associated Students. Entered in the postoffice at Eugene, Oregon, as second class matter. Subscription rates ?1.50 per year, dingle copies 5c. Advertising rates upon request. Edited by LEITH F. ABBOTT Associate Editor DOROTHY DUNIWAY News Editor LYLE BRYSON Assistant News Editor NELL WARWICK Managing Editor HARRY A SMITH Sports Editor Herman Lind Assistants Alexander Brown, Raymond Lawrence Women’s Editors Adelaide Lake Louise Davis Feature Writers Paul Farrington, Pierce Cumlngs Reporters J. Jacobson, Earle Rlrchardson, Velma Rupert, Charles Oratke, Eleanor Spall, John Houston, Stanley Elsman, Anna may Bronough, Eunice Zimmerman, Frances Quissenberry, Pauline Goad, Floyd Maxwell. Proof Readers Arvo Slmola Maybdlle Leavitt Business Manager LEE HULBERT Advertising Manager Warren Kays Assistants Alta Kelly, Dan Welsh, Larry Grey, Ruth Nash, John Newhall, Charles Hayter. Circulation Elston Ireland PHONES Editor . 660 Manager . 665 Campus office . <565 Down town office .1316 GREETINGS Welcome Home! Every student of the University voices his welcome to you, old grads and former students. We are glad to have you back with us. It is a pleasure to us to do homage to you. You will find many changes, our alma mater has far overstepped the enrollment bounds it knew when you were here. We hope that you will find that the spirit, the democracy and the other sterling qualities you left on the campus with your depar ture are still here. The development that we have made during the past few years has been the outgrowth of measures which you started for the growth of your University when you were Ore gon students. We have hut started on our development, however. We cannot rest on our oars but togethei we must keep striving and eo-oper uting for a Greater Oregon. WELCOME O. A. C. The students of Oregon want all the students of O. A. t\ to feel that wi welcome them to our campus. We welcome them with till the hospi tality and warm lebow -aip that col lege men can give. They are our guests They will eat with us at the campus luncheon and they will dance with us at our Homecoming dance. We want them to he with us. We want to know them better. The Ideals or our University and those of O. A. C. are practically the same. Both stand lor the same high American principles. We have no quarrel with the students of O. A. C. They are our friends. It Is per haps a trite expression, but the fool ing of the two schools at this time is one of friendly rivalry. Shake O. A. U.—-Wore going to beat you. EXTRA COPIES Extra copies of the Homecoming issue of the Emerald can he secured at the Oregana. VERSE AID WORSE By W. F. Plus Be Be. The Daze of the Weak A freshman came to Oregon, Bat Willie was a poor man’s —Sun. He had an awful lot of fun, And thereby spent most of his —Mon. He paid out all his cash in dues, Was heard to say he still had —Tues. And to a maiden fair he said, Suppose that you and 1 should —Wed. rlis winning smile did not allure, 3he sweetly lisped a kind “No —Thur. Alas! he said the nl must die And go to where they say souls —Fri. He went to his room and grabbed a hat, rhe coroner soon, upon him —Sat. To Thee We Sing t's you that made the Aggies Play in a losing game, ro you we owe our spirit, fou gave us football fame. fou made the old school what it is •’or you we’re going to win. ALUMNI we are very proud ro see you home again. rwo touchdowns for the Aggies, Phree quarters yet to go. rhe cows and maidens all forlorn ?ould scarce believe ’twas so. rhe goat that Oregon has sheared iVas found by O. A. C. rhe hen that laid two-hundred eggs tackled a zip boom bee. ro victory, to victory! ‘We’ve won”—Coach Hargiss said With kicks and groans, the dream er rhon tumbled out of bed. Hushtul Bertram says: Ho there a stude w tli soul so dead, Who never to a pul lias said, "Gimme a cigarette”. * * * VERSE AND WORSE NU NU A polo vaulter should raise himself above the common standards. • * • The poor girl was so cross-eyed that when she was obliged to weep the tears rolled down her back—she died of bacteria. * * » We are afraid the It. O. T. C. boys! will got shell shock from eating peanuts at drill time. * * * Even a section crow must make good grades. * * * God gives us all a face but lets us pick our own teeth. • • • The soccer players always have something to kick about. • * • Kvorett I’ixlov thinks he is Julius Caesar, that is why he is always Roman around. • * • Adam and Eve wore never in the sugar business, but they were Abel to raise Cain. • • * George Hoggs saw an apple on a tree but stopped when ho saw a fence picket • • • You may talk about the grandeur of mountains but Skinners is a beaut. • • • Many a Roman nobleman wore his knight clothes in the day time. • • * Pink Boylen is out for cross country and drinks lots of running water. This is a deep one. CAUGHT ON THE CAMPUS < Elsie Bain Comes Early Elsie Bain arrived at the Theta house Wednesday, having “come early to avoid the rush.” Miss Bain has the honor of being a charter member of Kwama, She is now act ing as bookkeeper for the First Na tional Bank of Astoria, where she is making her home. • • • Mrs. Earl Leslie is Visitor Leta Mast Leslie, wife of Oregon’s giant tackle, is a guest on the cam pus this week-end. Mrs. Leslie is row at her home in Coquille while “Spike” is in college. She is a mem ber of Pi Beta Phi. • • • Former Student Has Son Announcement has been made of the birth of a son, Dean, Jr., to Mr. and Mrs. Dean Vincent in Portland. Mrs. Vincent, nee Gertrude Cowgill, ex ’20, is a member of Pi Beta Phi fraternity. • • • Three Ex ’22 Students Back Hazel Shattuck, Margaret Winbig ler and Velma Ross, all members of Pi Beta Phi, and all members of last year’s freshman class;, are guests at the house for the week-end. All three expect to be in college again in January. • • * Former Student Week-end Visitor Louise Clausen, ex ’19, who is em ployed in the state house in Salem this year is on the campus for Home coming. Miss Clausen will be a guest at the Pi Beta Phi house during the week-end. Announcement was made some time ago of her engagement to Keith “Brick” Leslie, center on the varsity. • • • Red Cross Nurse Here Miss Helene Hughes, class of ’10, who served as a Red Cross nurse in France, will be the guest of Dr. and Mrs. James Gilbert for the week-end of the 15th. Miss Hughes after gra duation at the University of Oregon trained in New York city to be a nurse and graduated from the Pres byterian hospital there. She was one of the first to volunteer as a Red Cross nurse. After being held up for months in New York because of a technicality concerning her pass port, she served a year in France. * * * Prof. Dunn to Lecture A special feature of the S. A. T. C. meeting next Wednesday evening will be a lecture by Prof. F. S. Dunn of the Latin department on reminis cences of his trip to Italy during the war, and Italian art and ruins. * * * Former Instructors Give Recital. John Stark Evans anti Miss Elea nor Lee, formerly instructors of the University school of music, recently gave a short recital at a reception at the home of Mrs. Henry Villard at her home 20 miles up the Hudson from New York city, according to a letter received from Mis^ Lee by Mrs. Anna L. Beck. Both Miss Lee and Mr. Evans are studying music in New York this winter. * • « Ethel Waite in Eugene Ethel Waite, ex MS, the girl who was talented in the art of “water bagging” dining her college days as well as being a member of Sccroli and Script, secretary of Tre Nu, a member of the Y. W. C. A. cabinet and prominent in a number of other activities on the campus, has ap peared once again “ready for ac tion." * • • Former Editor of Emeraldl Comes Harry N. Crain, editor of the Em erald during the year 1917-18, will be among those who will arrive to day from the Capital City. Crain is now managing editor of the Salem Capital-Journal. After leaving col lege with the class of 1918, Crain was | on the Eugene Guard as telegraph editor for some time, later going to Salem, where he has advanced to the ' position of managing editor of the Journal within a year. • • • “Let ’er Buck" Alum Here Clarence Bishop, the man who claims to have majored in football and walking while at Oregon seems to have put his training to good use according to reports which have il that he was one of the most aetiv< workers for the various war drives ii his town. Bishop lives in the “Let ’er-Buck” country and is interests in the Pemfleton Woolen Mills a' Pendleton, and is one of the man] East Oregonians back on the eampu: this week-end. Muirneaa 10 see uame Walter “Moose” Muirhead, one of the most versatile track men Oregon has ever produced, will be on the campus this week-end. Muirhead holds numerous track records at the ( present time. • * • “Scoop” and Wife Return Mr. and Mrs. Emmett Rathbun, '17, | just couldn’t stay away so they left little “Scoop” Rathbun at home in Portland and came down to get in ' on the fun. You see Emmett was quite prominent in college, as was his wife, formerly Cora Hosfard, a ! Kappa, and th«|y judt don’t think Oregon could celebrate properly without them. Emmett still has all the pep he had when he was pitcher on the varsity baseball team and as sistant yell leader under Frank Scaeife. • • • Cornelia Heess Expected Cornelia Heess, of the 1918 class, who did postgraduate work flor a year, expects to be on the campus this week-end, to see the 0. A. C. Oregon game. She is now teaching in La Grande. She is a member of Mu Phi Epsilon. • • • Ruth Ann Wilson on Visit Ruth Ann Wilson, of the June, 1918, class, is returning to the cam pus for Homecoming. x She was pre sident of the Y. W. C. A. one year and also president of Hendricks hall. Since graduating she has been teach ing in Roseburg. Prof. Popularity Contest On The most popular college profes sor is being selected at the Kansas State Agricultural College by popular election. Eighteen possibilities are on the list. CALL THE ELECTRIC CLAENINGCO. FOR CLEANING a PRESSING Win Again OREGON WE STAND BEHIND YOU OREGON IN ALL YOUR ACTIVITIES and we are pulling strong for an Oregon VICTORY Tomorrow MyersElectric Supply Co. Where Style and Service Meet On Common Ground In the new K.ORRECT DRESSES we ate now showing you will find both style and service. They are exquisitely designed with all the dis* tinction and exclusiveness of much higher | priced frocks. 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