Ad-Vance Wit Frosh—I wonder who ever invent ed the old fashion of strapping the trousers down over the shoes. Soph—Probably some fellow whose Bister had just given him a pair of Xmas socks. She said, “I’m undecided.” His answer was unkind— “Although you can make up your face, You can’t make up your mind.” Helen—I kissed Bob last night. Jimmie Fee—Is that right H. G.—No, but it’s so. I would I were an artist; - Twould fill my soul with cheer, For when I got a thirst on I’d draw a glass of beer. Sigma Chi—So Turner Niel is en gaged? D. G.—Yes, he’s Dunn for. The very worst habit To get in yoru head, Is to send girls flowers Before they are dead. He was late again! He looked at the clock and kept staring at it for some time. Blushing furiously she drew her feet under her chair. Slowboy—You say her gown is pro siac. How So? Stepup—It leaves nothing to the imagination. In Strongheart. Hugh Thompson—That left tackles’ work is pretty Taw. Russel Fox—Yes, that’s what the coach is roasting him for now. Freshman—Not prepared toda. Professor—(deftly making a zero) Again, eh! You seem to be a sort of bye-and Iri-ologist. Kappa Sigma—Benefiel has chang ed his course since he went to the hospital. Second Kappa Sigma—How’s that? First K. S.—He’s talking medicine now. At 0. A .C. Law—What is the subject of your thesis? Mechainc—I’m makin’ a gas en gine. Law—Do you file your thesis with the recorder? Mechanic—Naw. With a rasp. Co-ed—Why do people speak of ‘the human race ’ Senior—Because men and women are always running after each other. Cub Reporter —- Here’s a story about the last Indian of his tribe who drank himself to death and was cre mated yesterday. How shall I head it? Editor—You’d better say: “Race ends in dead heat.” Rebec always keeps his classes While the coming class-hour passes. No gong and no bell Can break in through his spell. He just talks on a glares through his glasses. The Prof, who yells loud is J. Gilbert. You’ve oft’ heard this word rhymed with filbert. If you think you can boss him, You’ll learn not to cross him. Look out for this man, my dear Wil bert. Prof. Howe wears an eye-shade that’s green. And the strangest chin-whiskers I’ve Free Verse--By the Emancipated IN CLASS. I am looking at my professor. I watch his mouth open and close, Open and close. I know that he is setting air waves in motion. I know that these same air waves are noises of wisdom. I know that last year, And the year before, And the year before that. The same mouth opened and closed— Opened and closed. The same air vibrations caused the some noises of wisdom— I am looking at my professor. —ECHO JUNE ZAHL. THE NOVEMBER MOON Silence, and the slow moon rising. Black, naked trees stand out. Stars gleam in the sluggish river. Higher tbe moon moves. The shadows shift and creep wierdl.v. Suddenly a rushing, warm, shriek ing thing— The night express!— Then all is still and cold, And the slow moon rising. . —GRACE BINGHAM. THE PILL SHOP. Over the counter huddles the holder of the lives of men: A grim, hoary-bearded man, With grimy hands. He ponders the scratched pen marks, Written in the feverish haste of ebb ing hope, • Beside the bed of a dying man. -This vial holds the precious fluid craved by millions. Within this tiny glass sufficient strength to save a scare of lives Or drive a hundred men insane. —The scales teeter-totter,—poise— poise. The light is dim. By merest chance He may have read aright the messnge of the hand That holds a life at stake. —EARL W. MURPHY. POE’S MUSIC. Words are the strings on the harp of language. Poe’s fingers touch them and the divine, soul-charming tones become rhapsodies that enchant the very air and make the hard winds of wisdom cease for a while their boast ful blowing and yield to the lyric breezes that bear the rarest melodies that poets ever sang. —M. A. S. Of late years there has come into being something that has been called a renaissance, not entirely differ ent f"em the artistic and intellectual re-birth in the 16th century. It has affected all realms of art, sculpture, painting, and, mere particularly ard widely, literature—or, still better, poetry. The product of this change, this in fleunce of free-thinking and free-act in_ <;n our poetry, has been that form of composition known as free verse or “vers libre.” It has received its stripes and seoffings, is still receiving them, but is coming into its own and is attracting the serious considera tion and attention that it merits. A professor of the University re cently set two classes to writing this verse which finds its truest worth in allowing the writer to express his or her exact views in the plainest way and with the best symbolism and im agry wnth out being hindered by an ignorance of verse form and the diffi culty of metrical construction. The result has fc/ean a turning here on the campus from the usual forms of col lege verse and we have a .deluge of verse libTe. A few drops thereof are pprinkled here. BLOOD. Across the water Brood is flowing In streams, in torrents. Men are exhorted— Kill! Kill! Kill! Each machine gun Or flying zeppelin Deepens, widens, the flood. All Europe is drunk With the red wine Of killing. And as on ineentinve They offer the iron-cross. And here? For wasting one heartful In a moment of passion, We hang a man. IBA MOOD. Wheeler and Conklin are both qiute thin. They manage well now, but tell me, how in The very dickens, Could they eat chickens, If Wheeler had Conklin’s chin. HARD LINES THESE, FOR BACHELORS AND FOR MURPHY New York, Oct. 31.—'Macaroni took a jump today of 30 per cent. The war and scarcity of labor were given as causes. The Bachelors’ club has cause to grieve, and storm Against the powers that hold the clutching hand Of iron control upon the price of food. For, hearings of the luck the boys have had In keeping down the cost of living here, The barons cast about to find the food The price of which they bad not thought to raise. And when they found that for their every meal, The boys selected macaroni strings They shot the prices skyward and will keep Them there until the Bachelors' club disbands. —EARL W. MURPHY. THE RETURN. I Down through the path of the sun set’s gold Arched by the waving trees— Out to the meadow’s green beyond, Out through the whispering grain, Out to God’s own universe— Out, Out to the world again! ■—MILDRED STEINMETZ. DEJECTION. I hear the call of souls that writhe in pain. I hear the cries of children cursed at birth. The falling clouds, the darkness and the fog Combine to plunge my heart in deep est gloom. The misery of the world is also mine. The pain of every victim of Verdun Is felt by me ns keenly as by Him. Before my vision puss with halting steps The victims of a prudish moral code, Which gives no room to truth unless ’tis veiled. —EARL W. MURPHY. Yonder slim gent is named Young, Why on him was such a name hung? For he has been here Full many n year, And many nstudenthnsstung. seen. He’s strong for football, And that’s sufficient and all To get by with the students, I ween. Bert Prescott’s afflicted with gawf. Don’t tee-up but rather tecs-off. He usually thinks In the love of teh links. The poor chap’s absent-minded. Don’t csoff. “Have you heard why pests are so thick this fall ” He laughed in a voice cracked, weak and small, "This cold weather that gripes Has froze up all the pipes.’’ 'Twas T. Cloran talking. That’s all. By Epping-Vance & Co. LET’S GO! Say, you wild-eyed Broncho Jim, Don’t you know you’ve blew your tin? You’re the darndest fool I know. Can’t you see the lady’s through With your dainty eyes of blue? Do you think she’s made of gold And will love you when you’re old? You might win the human race But that tanned and wringled face Does’nt harmonize with lace. Can’t you tell that all these lights Are a part of sharpers fights? And their dingy old White Way— Why a year here ain’t a day To our foothills back that way. Can’t you hear the sing of ropes And the mavericks shrill notes Can’t you feel the sloppy wet Of your wain old lariat? Smell that burning cigarette Hell! let’s get. —rERCY BOATMAN. SMELL OF THE SEA. I am tired of streets and pavement, Crowds and lights, and smoky inns And the smileless stares of strangers, For my heart is in the winds. There’s a sweetness in the sea breeze That is blowing in to mo. There’s a Gypsy in my thinking That has sent my thoughts to sea. And those white gulls in the harbor With their white wings drooping low Are the heralds of the harbors Where my heuTt has bid me go. —PERCY BOATMAN. A FAT, RED LITTLE BOY. A fat, red little boy On a hot street, Going for a music lesson. His stockings are lumpy and they bag; And his hair is mush color. Pttle eyes, Like large glass marbles.. Does yonr mother dream Your hair will turn Dark and long and oily, little boy, When you ore twenty-five / And that your eyes will change From green glass to fire, Like Paderewski's ? Is that why you lug a violin case On a sticky afternoon, Mournfully? —GRACE EDGINGTON,