HR WESTERN TRYOUTS TO BE STAGED THURSDAY Spaeth of Princeton, Kirkpat rick of Connecticut, Berle of Tufts Are on the List. Tryouts for tli<> Far Western Track Meet at Corvallis will be held Thurs day afternoon providing the track is in condition at that time and the weather permits. At present the track is under water and it is almost impossible to run on it and from indications there is not much chance for the field to dry. This is a handicap, however, that most of the other school- die Northwest have to endure es <). A. i . the only one that has .idoor ,training facilities. The Cal-1 if,-■ m'u. to vi; 'a-o mot ffected this way I.. 1 as they have already had one or two out door mc|ets. Hayward docs not know yet just how many men he will take to the meet on the first of April. Several men who or dinarily would make the trip have either not yet I reported for practice or have been unable to get into condition. Nelson will be unable to go as he has been troubled with his throat for sometime and has not been able to get out until re cently. This will leave Oregon short in the 880. Langley has not yet reported this year and McConnell, track captain in 1014,'has not yet turned out although he "has signified his intentions of doing In the1 sprints Hayward has no idea who will iliIB iiajnaiu be selected. Westerfield, Pea cock, Eurgard and Dnvis are showing up the best in this line. In the 440 Straub Wilson and Brunkow are the most prom ising at present, while the absence of Nelson and Langley in the half mile leaves only Straub and Montague to pick from in |that event. Belding is the only man signed up for the mile and the two mile candidates are numbered to three, Bostwick, Wagner and Moorehouse. Chet Let the Little Fat Taylor make your new togs to your own individual measure New Pattern Effects for Spring are beautiful [We give you fits] The Haberdasher “Men’s Outfitters” 713 Willamette St. AND WILLOUGHBY BANGS In these days of prosperity and plenty, Jewelry is no longer a luxury; it is a neces sity. It is necessary that map or woman “ap pear” well in business or society. This pleases those you meet; this will please you and “pay” you. j Do not let your necessary articles of or nament be just anything you can pick up anywhere cheaply. But let them come from us and be artistic and luxurious. We make “Quality” right; then the price right. T f / 4 °° Seth Laraway Diamond Merchant and Jeweler. i Fee and Moose Muirhead are the only stand-bys on the squad. Fee will handle the pole vault and high and low hurdles and the javelin. Moose" will specialize in the high jump and the high hurdles but will probably enter the low hurdles and the broad jump. Muirhead has also been training for the pole vault but as yet he has not showed up very well. Bart lett and Fee will have the discus and the shot putter \yill be selected from Cal lison, Johns and Fee. Snyder was out for the shot for a short time but the spring fever struck him and he has fail ed to show up lately. “There are men on the campus who could piak'- the team if they got out and trained,” says Bill Hay ward. | Bill thinks that the Far Western Meet is a goo'd thing iia that it arouses athletic interest, but it works a hardship j on those teams that do not have early ! training facilities. Bill Hayward has made no predictions as to the outcome of the Indoor Meet at O. A „C. I___ “STUDENT” IMPOSTER FIXES WATCH “FREE” The University of Oregon has no jewelry department. Because there is none and he gave his watch to a “student,” so that it might be repaired free of charge, a gray haired man has ap pealed to the authorities asking them to assist him in finding his timepiece. According to his story, he met a nice looking chap on Willamette street. The younger man asked him to see his watch and told him that he was studying to be a jew eler at the University of Oregon. Several defects in the watch were discovered and the older man ad mitted that it had not been run ning just right. Finally, the “stu dent” proposed that he take the watch to the repair department at the University, where, he said, it would be fixed without expense to the owner. The proposition look ed attractive, and the watch was unsnapped from the chain and hnnded over to the youth. Several days elapsed. The own er of the watch called at the Uni versity to get the watch, in pur suance to his agreement. When he got there, to his amazement, it was announced that there was no jewelry department. OUI GOLF ENTHUSIASTS Students and Faculty Members Use Links; Further Improve ments Are Planned. With the return of clear, sunny weath er golf enthusiasts are driving the gutta percha around the lot with renewed zest. Professor licit Prescott who soon will battle "Kaiser” Wilhelm, brother of Ru dolph, the state champioli, for the Lara wuy cup in the near future, made the course in 4!i yesterday. At present the main setback to the course, according to Professor E. E. De Eon, is the roughness of the ground. To alleviate the bumps the golf committee, of which Professor Prescott is chair man, will have the grass mowed and the course run over by a steam roller. This change will make it possible for those, who can keep the pill in the straight and narrow path to make the course in bet tor time. The actual cost of this im provement has not been estimated, but it is thought by Professor DeCou and Professor Prescott that private sub scriptions will have to he made to meet it. The money advanced by the regents was mostly expended on the first work. To fender the course! more conveni ent, Joe Tominaga, who was recently courtmartialed by the senior class and who rumor says is working out his time now, has painted a large gign in the northwest corner of the grounds read ing: "Pniversity of Oregon golf links for use of students and faculty. No playing on Sunday.” lie has numbered the flag poles at each hole, has placed direction arrows on the tees, giving the distances to the next. With the distance given the player and the direction mark ed out for the ball, nothing now remains to do but to “start her rolling.” PRESS NOTES i . — -* Po you remember when the hobgoblins of mince pie used to "get; you" Thanks giving night? l>o you | remember the water sprite of imagination who used to make beautiful the stagnant waters of Fish Creek? And how the fairy tales by day used to impel sweet dreams by night, the maple sugar enhin with pan cake shingles on its root and all the other fancies of your ehilciish mind? If you do, you will hail with joy the an nouncement that the Savoy theatre oa Monday and Tuesday util present the ltluebird Photoplay Feature. "Fndiue.’’ FACULTY FOE MIKES NEW ATTACK ON Failnre of Previous Assault Said to Have Been Due | to Dissension. | A second offensive campaign is being planned by the faculty general staff against fortress P. After a sound drub bing in the Johnson hall sector of the front on March 2, the invincible arimy under the command of Field Marshal John Straub, General Colin Dyment and Colonel Boynton is sweating day and night in the attempt to formulate a plan whereby it can successfully assault the fortress. , From the reports that were received last, it seems that on March 2 the army tried to end the war by a deter mined assault on P. The plan of attack was intended to culminate in the Ore gon soldiers being made to pay an in demnity of one-third of all the P’s that they received in the course of their years of toil. The defenders were taken totally unawares. The assaulting army came on irre sistibly toward their goal. All hope ,of the defenders was lost when suddenly a cog slipped in the well oiled wheels ^f the invader. \ No Reporters Are Taken. No reporters have been taken with the army and all news is rigidly cep sored by the army’s owl eyed censor, Herr General Count von Grimes. One reporter was almost captured, but by ftn unexplained ruse, made his escape. As near as it can be ascertained, the fail ure of the last attack was due to inter nal disagreement in the invading aripy. The probabilities are that the trouble arose over the contemplated division of the spoils. , At present there is a terrible artillery duel on in the effort to ruin the morale of the defenders, who are holding their position without flinching at the mo ment of writing. An infantry attack is expected on the first or second day of April when the faculty army has become thoroughly ac quainted with the country in which it is prosecuting the war. According from the advice received by the Emerald from its reporter, who is somewhere in the north of campusia, the termination of thq, war, should the offenders win' will result in heavy demands on the re sources of the conquered soldiers. How ever, the likelihood of the stubborn en croachers winning is very faint, the in formant wrires. All Lyrics But Two Will Have to Be Re Written; Time Too Short to Write New Music. -_ _ | Despite the fact that the original music which the committee had planned upon will not be obtainable, the pageant will be held as scheduled on the Fridtjy evening of commencement week. Mrs. Thomas O. Burke, president pf the McDowell musical club of Portland, who volunteered to procure the music to fit the lyrics already written, has found that she will be unable to do so, and with the exception of two lyrics by Graqe Edgington, one written to fit music com posed by Cadman and the other to be set to music by David Campbell, in structor of piano at Whitmnn college, « complete change will have to be made. | The plan now is to use “ready made” music and write the words to fit. This will necessitate rewriting the lyrics al ready written and probably will shortep the program. i Dr. E. S. Bates, producer of the par geant. said: “The music we hoped to get was to be entirely original and coin posed to suit the words which have al ready been written. Mrs. Burke very kindly offered her assistance in procur ing’ it, and expected to secure the eopoi eration of Thomas Dobson. Mary Bower,, and Frances Richter. Oregon musicians studying in New York, and Dent Mow| rey of Portland. However, the limited time made it impossible to carry out the plan and we will have to resort to musif we can get. and then rearrange our ly rics.” The story of the film is drawn fronji Pierre De I>a Motte Foquet’s French classic of the same title—one of the most j beautiful and abiding fairy tales of all ] time. Half in water and half on shore, the many and varied scenes of the screen 1 play present opportunities for spectacu lar and impelling pictures of pretty fancy ; which have been fully realised in the art and invention of the photoplay producer, — QUAKERS REVIVE CIRCUS. Reviving an old custom. Physical Pi-, ' rector Crornie of the university of Pennsylvania has made plans for a uni versity circus. I All of the drawings submitted for ai i new seal in the contest at the l'niversity| | of Washington have been rejected. i ___ Spring Headwear New “Schoble” hats for spring, are, here in many new blocks and a multitude of shades, including the new “Palm Beach” .,. , $3 00 and $4.00 CLOTH HATS are very popular this season. We have just received a shipment of the latest1 shapes in snappy tweeds, stitched- allover—they are .:.$2 50 “BLACK AND ‘WHITE CHECK” caps seem to be more popular than anything else this spring; we have a big as sortment priced from $1.00 up. ' THE RAINBOW DELICIOUS Ices and Sweets Try our candies, made by an expert in our own kitch en. Experienced dispenser to make you happy and sat isfied. Ask for the new spe cials. “Dainty Lunches” THE CLUB Smokes-Billiards Is now—as it always has been, the place where you can find him. 8th and Willamette Spring Time Sport Time Rubber Sole Shoe Time This is the time of year for tennis, golf, baseball, and all other outdoor sports. Our stock of tennis and sporting shoes is complete with our usual low prices. Yoran’s Shoe Store The Store That Sells GOOD SHOES Leather-Covered Programs Dance Favors Date Books Hamlin Manufacturing Co. Room 3 Campbell Building Nellis Hamlin, Representative IfEW LINE OF Stationery Just received. Come in and look it over Prices Reasonable i | University Pharmacy Luther Thompson, Prop. & Mgr. Corner 11th and Alder iPhone 229 eugenIe art store GEO. H. TURNER ! Athhbron'z© Book Rocks, Pen nants, Pillows, Armbands, Pic tures and. Modern Picture Fram ing. PAINE BUILDING, Tenth and Willamette. ■ c. b', marks, m. d. Eye, Ejar, Nose and Throat. i Phone 243-J. Office hours: 9 to 12; 1:30 to 5. o Specialist foij S. P. R. R. and U. S. Pen sion Bureau. Office 404 C, & W. Bldg. Eugene, Or. Money to Loan on First Farm Mortgages E. jJ ROBERSON 702 Title and Trust Bldg, i_Portland, Oregon_