Chambers'
Hardware
Store........
742 WILLAMETTE ST.
Hotel
Osburn
Special Rates for Stu
dent Banquets
Monthly Dinner a Spe
ialty.
MEN'S
ENGLISH LACE
SHOES
In Tan or Black
S3.50
$4.00
S5.00
Why Pay More?
Y oran’s
Shoe Store
The Store that Sells
GOOD SHOES
White
Lunch
Home of the best to eat. We buy
the best of everything and you
can always get it here
S. M. KERRON. M. D.
Physician and Surgeon
Office phone 1187-J. Res. phone 187-L
208-210 White Temple.
Eugene, Oregon.
SMRZSCHILD’S
The
Christmas
Book Store
invites
YOU
There will be no disappointment
if your eyes are fitted by Dr.
Watts. You get the benefit of
twenty-one years experience,
moderate prices and free exam
inations
Broken lenses duplicated if you
will bring the pieces. Factory on
the premises.
Dr. J. O. ''Watts
Phone 287 790 Will. St.
EUGENE ART STORE
GEO. H. TURNER
Athhbronze Book Rocks, Pen
nants, Pillows, Armbands, Pic
tures and Modern Picture Fram
ing. PAINE BUILDING, Tenth
and Willamette.
Send Your CLEANING AND
PRESSING to the IMPERIAL
CLEANERS, 47 Seventh Ave.,
East. Phone 392, or give your
order to
N JAUREGUY
Bangs Livery Co.
Livery, sale and stage stables
Baggage transferred and cab
service day or night.
Phone 21
Corner 8th and Pearl Sts
FOR
Xmas Photos
go to the
Tollman
Studio
734 Willamette
The most acceptable Xmas gift. A nice box of chocolates or
bon bons. —
Will be glad to show you a fine assortment of Xmas candies.
Y. M. G. A. DEPUTATION
GOES ON LONG TRIP
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Association Squad Will Visit
I Five Towns in Douglas and
Jackson Counties.
I -
The most extensive deputation trip
ever undertaken’ by the Y. M. O. A. is
scheduled to start tomorrow morning at
0:10 for the southern Oregon towns of
Kiddle, Roseburg, Central Point, Med
ford and Ashland with Walter Diinin,
Lynn MeCready, Glenn Wheeler,
James McCallum, Gerry Watkins, Arlo
Bristow, J. L). Foster, Louise Allen and
Mary Gillies as members of the deputa
tion.
Basketball games will be played with
the local town and high school teams.
The proceeds from these games are ex
pected to cover all the expenses of the
delegation and if the people in the south
ern part of the state are as enthusiastic
about everything connected with the
University of Oregon as Secretary Foster
testified to during his last trip down
there the receipts will be more than am
ple.-^ Games have been contracted for at
all the towns except Grunts Pass.
Vaudeville Is Scheduled
The educational part of the trip will
consist in speaking before the townspeo
ple on live, up-to-date subjects. To ac
commodate the audiences the use of 20
churches, four high schools and one the
atre has been arranged for. Some songs
and a few vaudeville hits will also be
thrown in.
Wherever possible the delegation will
assist in any University rally which is
being held in the towns visited and an
effort will be made to make the dates
coincide. The deputation will be in
Roseburg December 17-19, Central Point
and Medford, December 20; Ashland, De
cember 21-23, and on the return, Central
Point will again be visited, December 24
26, and Medford the night of December
27-28.
Plans are under way for a similar trip
to the northern part of the state some
time next spring. This will be to Port
land, Hood River and The Dalles.
GOBS OF SHENANIGAN
FLOW AT MEETINGS
Seniors of Crested Dignity Cast Dull
Care to the Winds as Prexy Batley
Wields the Eraser
The crested dignity of the senior who
in ordinary campus life, even disdains the
shadow which he treads upon, departs to
the four winds the minute that President
Batley wields the board eraser to call
the assembled fourth year men and wo
men to order. Seriousness is forgotten
during the meeting and vaudeville wit is
offered as a ready substitute.
The second of these meetings of the
year or to use the phraseology of one of
the members, “comic operas” was held
yesterday afternoon. A petition initiat
ed by the senior women and duly signed
to the effect that the male contingency
adorn their upper lip with fuzz as the
case may be after the Christmas vaca
tion, afforded an excellent program for
the hour. Arguments pro and con
(mostly the latter) poured forth in gobs
of shenanigan from the nimble wilted
manipulators of Mexican calisthenics.
Soup Straineer Is Shiboleth
That the men display their nerve and
wear a soup strainer proved a linguistic
shiboleth in the hands of Oloyd Dawson,
but was squelched momentarily when
“Necessary” Prent. Brown avowed that
it was not a question of nerve but whisk
ers and that consideration should be ac
corded to those whose adolescence was
in a retarded state. Chief Comediau
Batley not being in sympathy with the
last remark ruled him out of order. When
the speaker tried to find redress in Rob
ert’s Rule of Orders the later defended
his position by replying that when he
took the office he swore that he would
not be governed by the aforementioned
rules.
However, the clinching argument for
the “ayes” came when Henry Howe, ec
centric comedian of the hour, pleaded that
it was a case of chivalry and that we
owe it to the women to do their b.dden
request. (Applause). The resolution
then passed by a large vote. As a re
ward to the one presenting the best
growth of a mustachio within an allotted
time it was voted that he be presented
with a cup for his arduous task.
The women figured conspicuously in
the heated discussion. They, too, addict
ed to the memorable lines of Pope, “Gen
tle dullness ever loves a joke."
In order to decide the football supre
macy of the East, the University of
Pittsburg has challenged Cornell I'niver
sity to a post-season game, to be played
within two weeks. Neither of these
teams has been defeated this season, and
between them they have won from every
big eleven in the East.
A recent decision of the trustees of
Stanford University prohibits fraterni
ties from erecting buildings costing more
than $25,000.
Eastern teams seem to have developed
the forward pass to a much greater 'ex
tent than the Pacific Coast elevens. In
the Yale-Washington and Jefferson game
the W. and J. men tried 38 forward pass
es and 31 were successful.
What to Buy Him for Christmas
Here’s a list of timely suggestions for a man’s and young man’s Christmas gifts. Men
like useful presents from a man’s store. You’ll find just the things he would buy for him
self in this list of useful articles.
Neckwear—
Beautiful neckwear in
the newest of designs •
and silk fabrics. 50c, $1,
$1.50 and $2.
Hosiery—
A full line of hosiery in
the best brands, the new
est novelties and shades.
Silk or lisle, 25c, 50c, and
$1.00 pair.
Handkerchiefs—
Handkerchiefs in Christ
mas boxes, three, four
and six to the box, at 75c
per box. Plain, all-linen,
at 25c, 35c and 50c.
Hats—
All the newest shapes in
soft or stiff hats, a full
run of the newest shades.
Stetson at $3, $4 and $5.
Shirts—
A choice selection of
Manhattan and Arrow
shirts in beautiful mad
ras and silks. A man
can’t have too many
shirts. $1.50, $2, $2.50,
and $3.00.
Mufflers—
Fine silk mufflers, the
newest style, long with
fringe ends. Priced mod
erate, $2 and $2.50.
Jewelry—
Cuff links, full dress sets
and scarf pins, in indi
vidual boxes and separ
ate.
Gloves—
v You can buy gloves here
in makes such as Dent’s,
in tan, gray and cham
pagne. Priced at $1.50,
$2.00 and $2.50.
BOXES FREE WITH ALL PURCHASES
Make your gift a Hart Schaffner & Marx Suit or overcoat—un
usual values at $25; others lower and higher. You couldn’t buy a
more useful present
WADE BFfoS.
20 SHINES FOR
$M»
A ticket good for 20 shines at
Johnson’s Stand
Next to Laraway’s jewelry store
Students™
We have installed a modern can
dy kitchen and have an expert
candy maker in charge. Special
candies made for special occas
ions. Would like to figure with
you for your Xmas candies and
boxes. We make only the best.
Punches a specialty, Light
lunches.
—THE RAINBOW
The Club—
A popular Resort.
BOWLING— W. W. McCormick
BILLIARDS
SMOKES—
Dal Kino
Pete Howe
D. L. Elster
J. J. McCormick
We appreciate your patronage.
- Sporting headquarters.
8th and Will. St.
You’ll buy them again. Fresh
popcorn and peanuts, Crispets
and Candies. Our own make.
The Big Wagon
Oposite Rex Theatre
HILDEBRAND
THE TAILOR
Specializes in Student Work
720 Willamette Street, . EUGENE, OREGON
We Wish You A
Merry Xmas and Happy New Year
<0r*Qaita
Quality First
FISHER
LAUNDRY COMPANY
Phone 65
1580 Willamette St.
E. L. FISHER
Eugene
Laundry
Eugene Steam
Give us your patronage. We will do the rest.
Phone One-Two-Three
The Biggest Little
Store in Town.
44
JIIVF’ THE SllOK DOC TOR
“ACROSS FROM THE REX”