Oregon emerald Published each Tuesday. Thursday and Saturday of the college year, by the Associated Students of the University of Oregon. Entered at the postofflce at Eugene as second class matter. ' Subscription rates, per year, $1.00. Single copies, 5c._ STAFF Editor-in-chief.. . Leland G. Hendricks Assistant Editor....Marjorie McGuire Managing Editor .—.Max Sommer News Editor . Wallace Eakin City Editor ...Leslifl Tooze _Special Departments Administration --- Clytie Hail Assistant ...Don Belding Sports—• Harry Kuck, Rex Kay and Floyd Westerfield. Society....- Beatrice Locke Assistant . Madge Barry Dramatics . Mandell Weiss Music ..- Alice Gram Exchange..Rita Fraley Features .Lamar Tooze, Milton Stoddard and Edison Marshall. _Reporters__ Alexander Bowen, Irwin Sutton, Helen Johns, Flawnice Killingsworth, Louise Allen, Charles Dundore, Leigh Swinson, Lois Ladd, DeWitt Gilbert, Helen Currey, Sara Barker, Helen Downing, Roberta Killam, Gladys Col well, Kenneth Moores, Mildred Gerig, Jack Montague, Donald Roberts, Grace Edgington, Adrienne Epping, Hafcel Wymore and Sam Bullock._ Business Staff_ Business Manager, Anthony Jaureguy Asst. Manager .Wayne Stater Circulation.Ernest Watkins Collections—■ Howard McCulloch and Jimmie Sheehy. ___ _Manager’s Phone, 841 A TIMELY WARNING Now that “spring has came,” and the mill-race and river furnish an at tractive laboratory for the study of numerous subjects, the University au thorities find it necessary to caution the students against shooting the rap ids, and to remind them of the pen alty attached to that pastime—name ly, that of expulsion. Statistics show that lighting a fire with kerosene, offending a mule be hind his back, toasting the Kaiser at an Irish reunion, and other standard forms of flirting with death are * scarcely more hazardous than this de lightful sport of defying the rapids in a canoe. The danger lies in its apparent safety; 99 aquatic Beacheys and Tetzlaffs get away with it, but the hundredth pays the penalty. Ev ery year we hear of the capsizing some “Maid of the Mist” freighted with venturesome students, and al though no actual drowning has oc curred for several years, the close calls have been numerous enough to induce caution. In the past, several students have been drowned in these same rapids. Althougr. surh i n accident might be the means of enshrining the victim !n the hearts o? his it l)ow-students, m that it probably would occasion a spe cial holiduy in college, there are more healthful ways of winning popular lavor. From the stunqpoint of com mon sense, as well as of diplomacy, it would seem that all the students may well heed the injunction of the University authorities und keep out of the rapids. The rule was passed not for our oppression, but for our protection. A NOTABLE OPPORTUNITY Although tho able speakers who! come to the University are many, it is seldom vc have an opportunity to hear u really distinguished man, and thrice seldom that of hearing a real ly distinguished woman. Tho latter ° is offered us in the visit of Mary An t.'n, Thursday. No one who has rend her intercom.>; novels, her shoit sto ries in th“ leading magazines, or her vivid articles “projecting the present war from the woman’s viewpoint, will tare to miss it. CAMPUS NOTES Cleveland Simpkins was a luncheon guest at the Beta Theta Pi house on Monday. Raymond Archibald, of Albany, and Jack Taylor, of Corvallis, spent the week-end at the Beta Theta Pi house. Marion Pickens, of Oregon City, Florence Happersut, of Latl ramie, and Naomi Wiest, of Portland, were week end guests at the Chi Omega house. Earl Tucker, of Portland, Clinton Purkeypile, Hugo Lundburg and Earl Hubbard, of Medford, were week-end guests at the Sigma Nu house. Professor and Mrs. W. F. G. Thatch er and Miss Katherine Davis were dinner guests at the Phi Delta Theta house Thursday. Doctor Winger was a dinner guest at the Phi Delta Theta house Friday. Harold Fitzgibbon was a dinner guest at the Phi Delta Theta house. Sunday. Kappa Alpha Theta entertained Pro fessor and Mrs. W. F. G. Thatcher! and daughter, Elizabeth, Clark Bur gard, Bob Langley and Ed. Simmons at dinner Sunday. Mrs. Kronenberg and Miss Fern DeLong, of Bandon, Oregon, were week-end guests at the Delta Gamma house. Delta Gamma entertained Satur day afternoon with a reecption hon oring Dr. Luella Clay Catson, former ly Dean of Women at the University of Oregon, and ex-President of Mills College. Helen Werlein, Mrs.«C. C. Page, Mrs. P. L. Campbell, Mrs. F. S. Dunn, Mrs. Margaret Guthrie Hewitt, Miss Amy Dunn, and Miss Ruth Gup py composed the receiving line. A decorative scheme of yellow and white was carried out in the living room and dining room. The tea ta bles were presided over by Mrs. L. E. Bean, Mrs. Alexander Martin, Mrs. W. C. Frink, Mrs. W. C. Yoran, Mrs. W. W. Calkins and Mrs. Christine . Beals. Over 200 guests called. Clayton Sharpe has returned to his home at the Phi Delta Theta house Monday, after having been in the hos pital with a severe case of blood poi soning that resulted from a slight in jury received during basketball sea son. Mr. W. R. McKenzie, of Portland, was a luncheon guest at the Gamma Phi Beta house Saturday. Mr and rMs. Duryea, Dorothy Par sons, Mr. Earl Tucker, of Portlani, Mr. Taylor, of Corvallis, Bert Jerard, George Colton and Herbert Norman din were dinner guests at the Alpha Phi house Sunday. Kappa Kappa Gamma entertained with an informal dance Saturday night. The week-end guests from Portland were:*** Allie Kadderly, Mad eleine Slotboom, Florence Holmes, Florence Perelius, Marion Grebel, Irene Barnes, Francene Miller and Ruth Watters. Martha Hart, of Corvallis, spen'. Sunday at Kappa Kappa Gamma house. Howard Long, of Corvallis, spent the week-end at the Sigma Chi house. Delta Delta Delta pave a formal dance Saturday night at the Osburn Hotel. The guests were: Irene Smith, Violet Willet, from Corvallis, Ruth Ralston, Helen Hazeltine, Frances O’Brien, Marion Pickens, Katherine Twomey, Lavelle Young, Ruth Con nell, Jeanne Stevens, Alta Inman, Dorothy Cooper, Naomi Wiest, Mar garet Bronaugh, Angeline Neil, Helen Dunne, of Portland; Florence Happer-j sett, of LaGrande; Marjorie Roe, of Junction City; Nora Manerud, Mabel Manerud, Helen Hall, Rut Montgom ery, Elaine Brown, Juanita Wilkins, Kathleen Fraley, Margaret Dixon, Ada Murphy, of Eugene, Norma Graves, Ethelind Risley, Vera Red man, Mabel Kuykendall; Harry pow ell, Jack Finneran, Meader Fletcher, Ralph Newland, Walter Kirk, Ralph Ash, Harold Sexton, Edward Gray, Bill Burgard, Howard McCulloch, Tom Campbell, Joe Sheahan, Walter Amspoker, Bill Snyder, Harold Coch ran, Bert Jerard, Wayne Stater, Mil ton Stoddard, Claire Ogle, Earl Bro naugh, Kenneth Robinson, Bob Earl, Paul Hendricks, John Elliott, Robert McMurray, Glenn Shockley, Rex Kay, Folsom Tallman, David Leche, Carol Wagner, Jake Risley, Homer Egan, Ordway Gould, DeWitte Gilbert, Ray mond Gorman, Bill Tuerck, Aaron Gould, Maurice Hill, Don Roberts, Wallace Martin, Millar McGilchrist, Bert Peacock, Turner Neil, Chari's; Crandall, Charles Newcastle, Herbert Normandin, Merlin Batley, Roland Geary, Bill Vawter, Glenn Dudley, Joe McLean, Russell Collins, Clifford Mit chell, Ernest McCowan, Walter Ken : non, Fred Dunbar. The patrons and patronesses wer':j : Miss Pauline Beaded, Dr. Winger, Dr. and Mrs. Wm, Kuykendall, Professor end Mrs. Thatcher, Dr. and Mrs. Jas. | Gilbert, Mozelle Hair, Miss Quiggs, ■ from Portland, Dr. and Mrs. W. M. j Smith. The Dorm Club entertained the fol j lowing at dinner Sunday: Mr. Jak i way. of Portland; Miss Helen Smith, j (if Albany. Professor Bennett, Misses Jessie Purdy, Myra McFarland, Beulah I Stebno, Nellie Newland, Mary Raker, | Erma Zimmerman, Hildred Inman, j Jeanette Kletzing, Helen Ross, Irene Upleger, Mildred Frye, Hazel Razer, Bertha White, Adel Frosh, Oladys Flagg, Coralie Snell, Helen Wetzel, Margaret Crosby, Madge Humbert, Lolita Bodman. * ANNOUNCEMENTS ? * * * The regular monthly class * * meetings will be held Wednesday * * of this week at the assembly * | * hour, instead of the usual time, * ! * which would be Wednesday of * j * next week. *! * DR. W. M. SMITH. *! * . - *| * The Sophomores will hold an * * important class meeting Wednes- *1 * day, March 31, at 10:00 o’clock, * * in McClure Hall, to determine * * the date of nominations for the * * positions of editor and manager * * of the 1916 Oregana. President * * Joe Sheahan urges every member * * to be present. * * . * * PI SIGMA PHI * * Announces the election of * * Robert Prosser. * * Raymond Stanton. * * Chandos Castle. * * Clairel Ogle. * * Harold Berlin. * * Walter White. * * John R. Montague. * * _ * * There will be a business meet- * * ing of the Oregon Club Thurs- * * day, April 1, at 7:15 P. M., in Pro- * * fessor Howe’s room. Captains of * * the baseball and track teams will * * be elected at this time. * PRESIDENT. 4 *****<•*»?** Arrow shirts are fast in color and steadfast in service. $1.50 up. Cluett, Peabody & Co., Ino. Makers II Will ei«k Him Where Ni Martal Ci MAILING LISTS 99 GUARANTEED covcrinf all classes of buaincat. profcMiom, trade* or individuals. Send for our complete catalof show inf uatioial count oa 7.000 classifications. Alao special prices oa fac simile letters. ROSS-GOULD 411H N. 9tfa St. ST. LOUIS Tobacco COUPONS and Tags Redeemed Full vnlue. See out atock ol premium*. You’ll realise it pay. to *a*e Liggett *Myera Coupons end Tegi. Ladles specially Invited. W. R. WALLACE The Obak Cigar Store Eusene. Oregon PIERCE BROS. Staple and Fancy GROCERIES Thone 246-Cor.Bih andOak Sts Lunches Candies Ice Creams Uictoria Chocolates Don’t forget we have a Special Sale every Friday and Saturday Selecting your Spring suit or hat is a pleas ure if you come here. Chesterfield and So ciety Brand Clothes are best for College men because of their dignified yet classy styles. r ’ l f k); l 'T > COLLEGE OUTFITTERS Two World Expositions Now Open Deduced fare round trip tickets, permitting stop overs at all points in either direction, to the Panama Pacific International Exposition, San Francisco, and to the Panama California Exposition, San Diego, on sale every day to November jo. VIA THE Scenic Shasta Route THREE FINE TRAINS DAILY Shasta Limited San Francisco Express California Express Stop-overs on One Way Tickets Ten days’ stop-over will be allowed at San Fran cisco and Los Angeles on one way tickets sold to Eastern Cities when routed via the Southern Pacific. “California and It’s Two World Expositions” A new booklet describing the trip from Portland to SanDeigo inc luding the two Expositions the scenic beauties of Oregon the Siskiyous and Shasta Mountains, SanF rancisco, the beach and outing resorts of California, the San Joaquin Valley tnd Yosemite National Park, free on application to nearest Agent. Southern Pacific John M. Scott, General Passenger Agent, Portland, Oregon THE Eugene Philharmonic Society —Presents its— Chorus of lOOTrainedVoices Under the direction of Ralph H. Ionian —Featuring— Theo. Karl Johnston Wednesday, March 31, 8:15 P. M. 25 Pieces—University Orchestra—25 Pieces Miss Forbes, Director Rex Theatre Rex Theatre CLASSIFIED DIRECTORY Physieiar^ " “ * DR. S. M KERRON ' Clan of 1906 Physician and Surges.. Phone 187-J Office 209-210 White Temple. OLIVE C. WALLER A. ORVILLE WALLER Oateopathic Physicians 416 C. & W. Bldg. Phone 196. J. E. KUYKENDALL, M. D. Physician and Surgeon ! Residence Phone 965. Office, Eu gene Loan A Sayings Bank Bldg, Phone 634. 4 Dentists Office Phone 552. Res. Phone 611-R DR. M. C. HARRIS Dentist Rms. 2 and 4, C. W. Bldg, 8th A Willamette Sts, Eugene, Oregon. For non-deliyery of your Emer ald, call 944. DR. WRIGHT B. LEX Dentistry Phone 42. 306 I. O. O. F. Temple Drugs Johnston’s Candies Nyal Remedies YOU GET REAL VALUE AT YERINGTON A ALLENS’ DRUG STORE 86 9th At. E. Phone Ml SHERWIN-MOORH DRUG CO. . Box Candies, Toilet Goods, _ -. Prescription Department _ 9 th and Willamette Phone it Studios TOLLMAN STUDIO Satisfaction Guaranteed J. B. Anderson, Proprietor Phone 770 734 Willamette STUDIO DB LUXE C. A. Lare, Manager 960 Willamette St. Phone 1171 Office Phone 391 Res. Phone 332-Y THE EUGENE ART STORE George H. Turner Pictures, Picture Framing, Pennants, Allows and Armbands Paine Bldg., 10th and Willamette. Phone 1062. * Attorney LEE M. TRAVIS Attorney Office over Loan and Savings Bank. TAILOR J. A. HILDEBRAND Merchant Tailor Repairing and Pressing. 720 Wil lamette St Phone 1202. A. M. NEWMAN Merchant Tailor Cleaning and Pressing Over Savoy Theatre CLEANING AND PRESSING A. W. COOK Suit Pressed, 60c. Cleaned and Pressed, $1.26. Phone 592. 89 7th Av. E Typewriters TYPEWRITERS—All makes sold, rented and repaired. Oregon Type, writer Company, 316 C. & W. Bldg, Phone 872. THE CLUB SHINE SHOP First Class Ladies' and Gents’ Shoe Shining. Mattreesee O’BRIEN MATTRESS AND UPHOLSTERING CO. Mattresses made to order. 379 E. 8th St Phone 299 BICYCLES ^ THE CYCLE CLUB ^ Bicycle and Umbrella Repairing, Safety Razor Blades Sharpened. Phone 954 836 Olive EUGENE CRISP CO. R. R. Mantor, Manager Hot Coffee and Sandwiches. Whole sale and Retail. P. O. Box 184. Phone 394-L. Op posite Rex Theater, Eugene, Oregon. Hair Dressing Parlors HASTINGS SISTERS Marinello Toilet Articles. Hair Goods madeto order. Manicuring, Scalp and Face Treatments. Switch es made from combings. Register Bldg., Willamette St, Em ‘ gene, Oregon. Telephone 1009.