OREGON EMERALD Published each Wednesday and Satur day of the school year by the Students of the University of Oregon. Entered In the postofllce at Eugene as second class matter. Subscription rates, per year, $1.00. Single copies, 6c. _ STAFF Editor-in-Chief....R. Burns Powell, ’12 managing Editor.Fen Waite, ’13 Hews Editor.Harold Young, '14 City Editor .Henry Fowler, ’14 Assistants— Hellle Hemenway, '13 Colton Keek, ’14 Eeland Hendricks, ’16 Associate Editors— Exchange—George Shantln, ’13 Society—Elizabeth Lewis, ’13 Humorous—William Cass, '14 ■sport ers— Howard Zimmerman, ’13 Anna MoKloken, '13 Elisabeth Busoh, ’13 William McAllen, >14 Flora Dunham, ’14 Bess Cowden, ’14 Ella Sengstake, ’14 Jessup Strang, 'IB Carlyle Oelsler, ’IB Euton Aokerson, ’IS Otto J. Holder, ’14 Dal Xing, ’14 Bobert Farias, ’13 Edna Messenger, ’13 Buford Payne, ’15 Earl Blackaby, ’15 Dale Chessman, ’15 Business Mgr., Wendell C. Barbour,’12 Assistant Manager .Hobert M. Wray, '14 Advertising Manager, .tyman O. Bice, ’14 Assistant .Marsh Goodwin CMreulatlon Olay Watson, ’IS Assistant .Bertrand Jerard Saturday, May 25, 1912. Merchants Appreciated. The Emerald wishes to express its appreciation of the support the Eu gene business men have given it during the past year and especially during the last three months. They have made it possible to put out a six page issue twice a week, and occasionally an eight page issue. They have helped very materially to liquidate a debt of $200 and put the paper on a sound financial footing, and what is more, they have done this cheerfully and willingly. These men are the University’s true friends, for they are friends in time of need. From all points of view this com monwealth conference has been the most successful conference of its kind that has been held in the state. The attendance is much larger, the speakers are well up in their subject matter, the discussions are lively and to the point, and the subjects touch vital conditions in our commonwealth today. This annual conference has proven itself to be worth while, and Profes sor Young and his assistants are de serving of praise for their constant efforts, which have at last succeeded in establishing so worthy an institu tion. Homer Billinas, '07, familiarly known to old students and all pres ent Glee Club men as “Josh” Bill inas. has an article in Friday’s Ore gonian on the equipment of our Uni versity as compared with other in stitutions of its kind. Josh shows that the amount of money expended in equipment is lower per student for the University of Oregon than almost any other state university. The ar ticle is worth reading and sending to our doubtful friends. Efforts to interest the musicians of Eugene in the Commencement or chestra. show them to be the most independent class in the city. Its hard to force positions on some of the best of them, so prosperous are they. If the voters of Oregon could have heard Hon. F. E. Beach's address on the value of a university and the needs of the Oregon institution, they surely would undergo a change of mind. Oh, how we wish Busher Brown, financier of Oregon’s rooter funds,. could find that $110.00 he was going to pay his band director. That $100.00 Manager Barbour has made for the editor is going to taste ' mighty sweet. It’s just like finding it. • »**** + ** ♦ SAGE OF PODUNK *•***« + ** Peter Funk says you needn’t worry about gettin’ a passin’ grade; you’re bound to pass, either out or in. You don’t have to hitch your wa gon to a star to be a high flyer. Try the chorus. When a fellow is hard up he has to come down soft on his pocket book. I wrote some junk in playful mood, To make my sad Prof, laugh; ’Twas neither beans nor body food, But fashions did I chaff. 0, my sad Prof, refused to smile, And tasted every pun, Then solemnly he thought a while, And asked if that was fun. B. C., ’14. Y. M. STAG PICNIC ENJOYED BY FORTY-SIX Forty-six men of the varsity en joyed the Annual Y. M. C. A. Picnic up the Mill Race, last Saturday after noon. Leaving the Dormitory about 4:30 o’clock, the crowd availed themselves of the canoes and boats furnished by the Association, and paddled up the race to the portage, after crossing the river to the lagoon, where swim ming, and other aquatic sports were indulged in, the men gathered around a fire, while the usual baked beans and hot dog were dispensed to the men. Speeches, given by men in the As sociation, concerning its aims and work, and songs occupied the rest of the evening. The boats and canoes floated down the Race in a body, with yells and Oregon songs closing the fourth an nual picnic. PHANTOM BAND MAKES APPEARANCE IN SERENADE A phantom band invaded the sor ority district last night with any thing but phantom music, and seren aded lustily. Their rendition of vari ous well known selections was marked by the entire absence of any thing usually known as tune, but it was full of powerful feeling and made the welkin ring, at least. It is rumored, that Abe Blackman connected with a strictly fresh ranch egg thrown by Ray Early, and that some people wished that others had connected. However, the player of the first harmonica said, when inter viewed, that in general their recep tion was warm. Miss Lila Sengstake is spending several days in Portland. Harry Lytle and Jessup Strang have gone to Portland for the week end. Miss Mae Sheehy, of Portland, is visiting at the Gamma Phi Beta house. The underclassmen at the Tri Delt house entertained for the upperclass men Saturday night. Mr. and Mrs. E. H. Green, of Ohio Wesleyan, Ohio, spent Sunday at the Alpha Tail Omega nouse. A few couples remained after the reception Saturday evening at the Gamma Phi house to dance. Mr. W. A. Reynolds and Dr. C. W. Keene, a former student at this Uni versity, are at the Beta Theta Pi house. Miss Fanny Gregory, ex-’14, who has been visiting at the Chi Omega house, returned Thursday to her home in Astoria. Mr. and Mrs. Martin, of Klamath Falls, will stay at the Alpha Tau Omega house for the rest of the se mester. They intend making Eugene their home. The Gamma Phi Beta formal was held at the chapter house Saturday, the townspeople being guests in the afternoon, and the college peoeple in the evening. Miss Myra I.overidge, a former U. of O. student, and Mr. Jack Cannon, were married Tuesday evening. The reception was held at the Chi Omega house after the ceremony at the church. ******* DRAMATIC CLUB PICNIC The Dramatic Club will pive an all day picnic at O’Brien’s, Sunday, June 2. The rips will be at the Dormitory at 6:f?0, and will leave sharply at 7 o'clock. All members who intend to po, notify Flora Dunham, or Jessy Martin, before Wednesday. May 29th. ********* * CALENDAR • *•••*•*•• * Tuesday, May 28—German Club * * Social Meeting, Men’s Dormi- * * tory. * * Tuesday, May 28—Seminar on * * Revolutionary China. Prof. * * Rebec, Deady Hall, 7 P. M. * * Eutaxians, Program on Mod- * * ern China, Dr. Shafer’s room. * * Thursday, May 30—Decoration * * Day, holiday. • * Saturday, June 1—Northwest * * Conference Track and Field * * Meet, Portland. * ********* Do You Taste City Water? Roy Fitch, a senior in the depart ment of chemistry, has been carry ing on a series of interesting exper iments to determine whether or not we can taste any hypochlorite in the Eugene water. It is quite common to hear citizens of this city remark that the water is alright, except for the disagreeable taste of the chlor ine, which is placed in the filter to kill the germs, and which gets through the filter and into the water we drink. In samples containing water from the mill race, which contained no hypochlorite, out of 98 who sam pled, 32 or 33 per cent declared they tasted hypochlorite. In samples con taining as much hypochlorite as is used in filtering, 33 per cent declared they tasted it. The table of results shows the fol lowing: 1 y2 more than filter, 47 per cent tasted. 2 more than filter, 47 per cent tasted. 2y2 more than filter, 52 per cent tasted. 3 more than filter, 81 per cent tasted. Now when we consider that 90 per cent of the hypochlorite which is used in filtering fails to get through the filter, and that three times as much of this chemical as goes into the fil ter must be added to water before a majority of the drinkers are able to discern its presence, we get a good idea of how great a part auto sug gestion plays in the determination of our evidence. DEVELOPMENT IN CHINA WILL CONCERN EUTAXIANS The next regular meeting of the Eutaxian Literary Society will be held in Dr. Schafer’s room next Tues day, May 29. The program, which will deal with the subject of Modern China, will be as follows: 1. Review of the Course, Devel opment and Effects of the late Chi nese Revolution—Marguerite Rankin. 2. The Chinese Famine—Mildred Whittlesey. 3. Recitation, Norma Dobie. 4. Chinatowns in Coast Cities, Elsie Rain. 5. Chinese Traditions, Helen Wer lein. Election of officers will also take place at this meeting immediately af ter the program. The Owl Club was entertained at the Delta Sigma house Thursday ev ening. Eugene Business College A Modern School of Business The recognized leader among business training schools between Portland and San Francisco; we have nearly five thousand square feet of floor space devoted exclusively to school work. Splendid equipment, experienced instructors, a steady demand for our graduates. 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