PROF. DUNN IMPROVES UPON ROMAN SATIRISE Professor Dunn Modernizes Satire Which Is Well Received—President Campbell lalks. In his assembly address this morn ing on the subject, “From Punkin head to Godhead,” Professor Dunn modernized one of the satires of Seneca with telling effect. The orig inal satire deals largely with the im becility of the Emperor Claudius, but as brought out by the lecturer, the subject was more intimately connect ed with the Oregon Supreme Court and the decision handed down yester day in the University referendum case. Following Professor Dunn’s dis sertation, President Campbell made a few remarks on the present situation at Oregon, and showed that although affairs do not seem very promising just now, the school is in reality in no worse plight than it has been in the two preceding years. He deplored the penury of the state, which allows erty high schools to surpass, in buildings and equip ments, the State University itself, and advocated a permanent mainten ance fund for higher education. A closer co-operation between the peo ple of the state and higher education, he said, is necessary. Mr. Campbell counseled the use of a “stiff upper lip,” and cited the vic tories of the University in the two referendums for appropriations which have in past years been brought, before the people, ns ex amples of what organized work by Oregon students and alumni may ac complish. Faculty Coloquium Meets. Tuesday evening, the regular monthly Faculty Colloquium met in McClure Hall. Prof. Young was to have spoken on means of Univer sity extension work, but in the light of recent events, he dealt with the need of a University education as a preliminary step to the practice of law. The need of making the people realize the necessity of the State University as a part of the body poli tic, and that the increasing complex ities of human relationships calls for a finer sense of justice, were empha sized. John Kelly Leaves College. John Kelly, 12, left Eugene this morning for Klamath Falls, where he will take an engineering position in the employ of the Clarke-Heney Construction Company. By taking special examinations John is reported to have finished his senior year’s work, attained the requisite hours to graduate, nfuT holds the destinction of being the last senior in the depart ment of mechanical engineering to be turned out at Oregon, the depart ment having been removed to Corval lis two years ago. The April number of the Oregon Monthly will be devoted to Debate, Oratory. Music, and Dramatics. A record of the year's work in these activities will be given, as well as in teresting special articles. The Who’s Who column will be especially thrilling this month, for it will contain the life history of Ore gon’s actors, musicians, debaters, and orators. It EF Eli EMU M REVERSE TO IMPEACH PRESENT Continued from page 1. has fought since lie assumed office. The former two were decided in favor of the University by a good majority and. in the present crises, the people of Oregon will undoubtedly come to the support of the State University, as they always have in the past. Regents to Decide Action. At the next meeting of the Board of Regents, managers will be appoint ed and plans will be adopted for the campaign which the University will wage in the fall elections, and with the active and united support of the Student Body and me Alumni be hind the campaign, a favorable out come can undoubtedly be hoped for. Broders Bros. Wholesale and Retail dealers in FRESH, CORNED AND SMOKED MEATS FRANK E. BLAIR WHOLESALE COMMISSION MERCHANT Eugene, ... Oregor EUGENE STEAM LAUNDRY Phone 123. West Eight Street. The Girl of the Pingree Shoe We Give Ease Where Others Squeeze WILCOX BROS. Royal Blue Store Across From Hampton's WANTED—Two assistant managers for the Oregon Emerald. Apply to W. Barbour at once. * * * * ****** * CALENDAR * * _ • * Wednesday, April 24—Y. M. C. * * A., 7 P. M.—Dr. Schmidt’s * * room, Prof. Sweetser in Health * * and Strength Series. * * Thursday, April 25— * * Friday, April 26—Student Body * * dance. Men’s Gym. 8 P. M. * * Saturday April 27—Laurean So- * * ciety. Track Meet. Oregon * * vs. Multnomah, Kincaid Field, * * 2 P. M. April Frolic. * * ♦♦4* ****** APRIL FROLIC COMMITTEE PROMISES CLASSY PROGRAM The April Frolic will be held Sat urday evening, the 27th, at 7:30 sharp in the Men’s Gymnasium. Stunts will be given by each so rority, the Oregon Club, Eutaxians, and town girls, which promise to be better than ever betore. After the stunts, there will be a grand march, led by Birdie Wise, the president of the Women’s Council, followed by dancing and refreshments. All the University girls are ex pected to attend in fancy dress, whether participating in a stunt or not. As usual, all of the masculine element, except the official photogra pher, are debarred. Mrs. Pennell, Mrs. DeOou, Mrs. Sweetser and Mrs. Straub will act as patronesses. An admission of fifteen cents will be charged to defray general expens es. $36.45 for Chinese. President Campbell wishes to thank the different houses and individuals who have responded to the call for contributions for the Chinese relief fund. The raising of the money was placed in the hands of Charles Koyl, the General Secretary, and he states that $36 45 has been turned, which has been forwarded to the Red Cross Association of New York City. FISKE HATS A SPECIALTY Mrs. Ruth McCallum Carter MILLINERY PARLORS Room 22, over First National Bank. DUNN’S BAKERY U. of O. students welcome to Eu gene. You are invited to inspect our plant and our goods. All kinds of pastry, sanitary wrapped bread. Heinz’ goods, Aldon confectionery, chewing gum, etc. Du on 8c Price Phone 72. 30 East 9th St. MELVIN HANSEN Dealer in REAL ESTATE FIRE INSURANCE and LOANS 474 Willamette Street. KAY GUN CO. Auto Supplies Harley Davidson, Indian 8c Flying Merkel Motorcycles Racycle and Pierce Bicycles Fishing Tackle Electric Shoe Repairing Satisfaction Guaranteed Ed Cluer 619 Willamette Woman’s Exchange MRS. BELLE WAY Home Bakery 86 East Ninth. Phone 668-J. MRS. BREEDING TAILORED and TRIMMED HATS 25 East Ninth Street. BISSELL & BARKER 526 Willamette Street General Home Furnishers Phone 124 Eugene, Oregon Electric Wiring Fixtures and Supplies Eugene Electric Co* W. H. Baker, Prop. 640 Willamette Phone 836 THE ROYAL Is always gl d to see the students OPEN DAY AND NIGHT $10 Suit House t. utfltters of Men and Boys Men’s All Wool Suits $10 to $25 Sixth and Willamette Expert Watch Repairing All Work Guaranteed Coppemoll Jewelry Co. DEAL & DAVIS 9 West Eighth St. Barber Shop College Ice Cream AND PUNCHES For Particular People. Phone 343 Eugene Ice & Storage Company PAUL. HOPPE LADIES and GENTS TAILOR All work guaranteed. None but first class workmen employed. Our work is made right in Eugene. 19 E. Ninth St. Phone 138 HAMPTON’S CASH STORE Sixth Street. lit HI] Us HUM! Golf and Tennis Supplies Eugene Gun Co. Portland, Eugene & Eastern SCHEDULE ! Springfield cars leave Depot and Springfield on hour and half hour. I Fairmount cars leave 6th St. on the quarter hours. College Crest cars leave 8th St. on the hour and half hours. First car leaves Depot at 6 A. M. Last car leaves Depot at 11:30 P. M. STUDENTS University of Oregon You will find W. G. SMITH & CO. the best place to Engrave your VISITING CARDS WEDDING CARDS COMMENCMENT CARDS EMBOSSED STATION ERY OF ALL KINDS Special disdount for visi i g cards when six or more order at one time. 3d Floor Washington Bldg,, PORTLAND, OREGON E K. CHAPMAN GROCER Good Goods, Honest Weight 51 E. 9th Street Phone 63 Coryrisbt 1912. Alfred Decker 4 Cohn H£|>kS YOU really ought to see these suits which we are selling at $20 They in clude all the newest and most desirable fabrics — beautiful light blues with twilled stripes, dressy plum shades and fine tans. Their style and quality are probably best described when we say they are #urifty Irani (Hint hr3 McMorran & Washburne 1 I