OREGON EMERALD Published each Wednesday and Satur day of the school year by the Students of the University of Oregon. Entered in the postoffice at Eugene as second class matter. Subscription rates, per year, $1.00. Single copies, 5c. STAFF Editor-in-Chief ...K, Burns Powell, ’12 Managing Editor.A. E. Houston, ’12 News Editor.... Laurence Whitman, ’14 City Editor .Fen Wnite, ’13 Assistants— Nellie Hemeuway, ’13 Henry Fowler, ’14 Associate Editors— Exchange—George Shantin, ’12 Sjiorting—Mason Boberts, '13 Society—Elizabeth Lewis, '13 Humorous—William CasB, '14 Reporters— Edward Himes, ’12 Howard Zimmerman, ’13 Walter Ximinell, '13 Anna McMicken, ’13 Flora Dunham, ’14 Bess Cowden, '14 Lila Sengstake, ’14 Harold Young, ’14 Oscar Haugen, ’14 F. T. Fletcher, ’15 Leland Hendricks, '15 Jessup Strang, ’15 Laurence Dinneen, ’15 Carlyle Geisler, ’15 Luton Ackerson, ’15 Business Manager A. F. Roberts, ’13 Advertising Water L. Dobie, '13 Circulation Clay Watson, '15 Wednesday, January 31, 1912. An End and a Beginning. This is the last Emerald we will publish this semester. The first issue in the second semester will appear Wednesday, February 14, 1912. We thank the members of the staff for their constant work and hearty co operation during the past five months, and we appreciate the interest the public has displayed in the small sheet we edit. During the next semester we hope to raise the standard of the Emerald, to cover the campus news more thor oughly, use better English in our stories, and to be as discreet as pos sible in tlu presentation of the con tents. Every member of the staff who de sires it, may continue a member, and all other students who wish to enter the field of college journalism, will be offered a chance to show their abil ity. It will not be possible to enlarge the. Emerald. Our ambition to do so was killed soon after school began, when the manager reported that it would be impossible to increase the size of the advertising space, but we will put up the present amount of space as best we can and comfort ourselves with the thought that things might be worse. A Timely Remark. Please may we have some clocks in the Men’s Gymnasium; one in the auditorium and one in the large dress ing room? We don’t ask for really and truly clocks with pendulums and eight-day works, just lngersolls hung on nails will serve the purpose. The other day several of us who hate to be tardy to any class, were five min utes behind time getting to our reci tation in Moreyouawefully, just be cause we had no way of telling how long we were swinging the dumbells, and last night one of our most prom inent students suddenly found himself in total darkness, as he was in the act of placing his tie pin in his new purple cravat, simply because he did not know it was so near six o’c’ock. 'Phis student informs us that if there bad been a clock on the wall, he would have known what time it was and would have stuck his tie pin in his new purple cravat before he put on his shoes, because he can find his shoes in any kind of light. After all these foregoing and con clusive proofs, we hope that the state can find time to place some time on the gym walls, so that we can always be next to the time we spend in that building. Ephriam Eps. The idea of holding a Matinee dance Saturday afternoon, February 10. in the Men’s Gymnasium, is a good one, we think. At last, we can see if we really enjoy a truly informal dance where neither men nor women appear in their best clothes and at which everyone mixes in a democratic man ner. Miss Ruth Punway seems to have originated the idea and predicts that everyone will find it a pleasant affair. There will be the usual five piece orchestra, the floor will be put in shape and the admission has been made so low that even an editor can attend. It is to be hoped that every student in the University will avail himself or herself of this opportunity to mix in a general frolic with fellow students, and help keep alive that true democratic spirit for which Ore gon has always been famous. ********** SAGE OF PODUNK * * * * * * * * * * * * ’Tis a good will that no lawyer makes bad. * * Don’t knock, there Is always some one else that can hit harder than you can. * * There is lots of room at the top, but that don’t prevent it from being mighty lonesome there. * * He that flunks and goes away, Will not be back this year, they say. ********** * CALENDAR * * _____ * * Tuesday, Feb. 1, 7 P. M.—Y. M. * * C. A. Senator Calkins on * * “Egypt.” * * Friday, Feb. 2, 8 P. M.—Basket- * * ball game between Oregon and * * Willamette in Men’s Gym. * * Monday, Feb. 12, 7 P. M.—Final * * oratorial tryout in Villard * * Hall. * * Tuesday, Feb. 13, 7 P. M.—Eu- * * taxians will give social pro- * * gram at Tri Delta House. * ********** Notice. The Laurean Society will meet at Tollman’s Studio for the annual pho tograph, Sunday, February 4, at 10 A. M. All members are requested to be present. Eutaxian Society Meets. The Eutaxian Literary Society held its meeting last evening in Dr. Scha fer’s room. Current events were given by Lilah Sengstake. Prof. Red die gave several delightful readings in both the serious and lighter vein. The next meeting will be a social one and will be held at the Tri Delta House. All members of the Engineering Club are requested to meet in front of McClure Hall, Friday, at 4 P. M., to have picture taken for the Oregana. The Electrical Engineers will have their picture taken at the same time at the same place. LOST A slide rule in a leather case. A suitable reward for its return to Sanford Adler, Tawah Club. LOST—Round gold pin, between Deady Hall and Library. Finder please leave with registrar. Have you paid that dollar to the Emerald? Do it now. Augusta Holmes, B. A. 1905, is a teacher in the public schools at As toria, Ore. Horace McClure, B. A. 1890, is As sociate Editor of the Seattle Daily Times. By subscribing for an OREGANA NOW $10 Suit House (. uttittfr> of Men a .d Boys Men’s All Wool Suits $10 to $25 Sixth aod ViUamettf DR. C. B. WILLOUGHBY DR. F. L. NORTON Dentists. Phone 736. Room 6, McClung Bldg., Eugene, Ore. I)R H. L. STUDLEY Osteopathic Physician Office, 316 White Temple, Eugene, Or. Residence, 145 W. 10th. Phone: Office 589; Res. 438-L. DR. A. BURSELL Physician and Surgeon Office, 210 White Temple. Phone 678. Office hours, 9 to 12 A. M. 2 to 5 P. M. Residence, 963 Harrison Ave., Eu gene, Ore. Phone Main 664. BARTLE & SCAIFE Physicians and Surgeons 217 I. 0. 0. F. White Temple. Office phone 154-R. Res., 611-R. DR. M. C. HARRIS Dentist U. O. ’98. Rooms 2 and 4, Mc Clung Bldg., 8th and Willamette Sts. DR. EDWARD H. WHITE Dentist Phone 5. Folly Theatre Bldg, Eu gene, Oregon. B. J. HAWTHORNE Attorney at Law With Woodcock and Smith, Eugene DR. WALDO J. ADAMS Dentist Cor. 9th and Oak Sts. Room 306 White Temple. Phone 317. T. A. Gilbert. A. B. Chaffee. ClR Oak Shoe Store Wear Sorosis and Walkover Shoes. 587 Willamette St. Phone Main 227. Pioneer Shining Parlors Grateful for Student Patronage F. BERRY Scbwering $ Cindiey BARBER SHOP Students, Give Us a Call 6 East 9th St., Opp. Hoffman House Broders Bros. Wholesale and Retail dealers in l'RESH, CORNED AND SMOKED MEATS Chambers Hardware Company Gillette Safety Razors The Kuykendall Drug Store DRUGS, CANDIES, TOILET ARTICLES AND SUNDRIES 5SS Willamette St. dfye (Tollman 5tubio Official ’Varsity Photographer. Best Prices for the Best Pictures. KOH-I-NOOR The “Quality” Shop Confectionery and Ice Cream that is superior Hot and Cold Lunches Call up 578 Varsity Chocolates Something entirely new. A delici ous whipped cream, with a milk choco late coating. A trial will convince you of their superiority. Palace of Sweets SPORTSMEN’S SUPPLY HOUSE Gymnasium and football Outfits Eugene Gun Co. DESIRABLE XMAS GIFTS A larger line than ever this year. Special things in Brassware, Silver Novelties, Picture Frames, and Nov elties. Select your goods now and I will lay them aside for you. Seth Laraway Around the Corner from Otto’s MELVIN HANSEN The Realty Dealer Acreage and City Lots a Specialty. 474 Willamette. Phone 881. Oregon ! Here’s Success To You! Mill The House Furnishers 475 Willamette St., near Poet Office. Registered Optometrists Factory on Premises Burgess Optical Co. Wholesale and Retail OPTICIANS 591 Willamette St. Eugene Dillon Drug Co. 527 Willamette Street Exclusive Agents for Whitman's Candies Try a Fussy Package Capital and Surplus, $235,000. Eugene, Oregon. We have room for your account and we want your business. The Store that Saves you Money on Furniture for Students PIERCE BROS. FANCY GROCERIES FRUITS, VEGETABLES Phone us your orders. We have our own delivery wagons. Phone 53. DUNN’S BAKERY U. of 0. students welcome to Eu gene. You are invited to inspect our plant and our goods. All kinds of pastry, sanitary wrapped bread. Heinz’ goods, Aldon confectionery, chewing gum, etc. Dunn & Price Phone 72. 30 East 9th St. Electric Cleaning and Pressing Co* Clyde L. Stratton, Prop. Cleaning, Pressing, Repairing We make a specialty of cleaning and pressing ladies suits and evening gowns. Agents for Edward E. Strauss & Co. Superior Tailoring—Popular Prices. 22 W. 8th St. Phone 827. Geo. Sovern Proprietor Combination Barber Shop. 519 Willamette St. Phone 641-J. COCKERUNE & WETHERBEE Fancy and Staple Dry Goods. I adies’ and Men’s Furnishings. Men’s, Youth’s, Children’s Clothing. Phone 42.