OREGON EMERALD
Published each Wednesday and Satur
day of the school year by the Students
of the University of Oregon.
Entered in tlie postoffice at Eugene as
second class matter.
Subscription rates, per year, $1.00.
Single copies, 5c.
STAFF
Editor-in-Chief...R. Burns l'owell, ’12
Managing- Editor.A. E. Houston, '12
News Editor.... Laurence Whitman, '14
City Editor.Fen White, ’13
Assistants—
Nellie Hemenway, ’13
Henry Fowler, '14
Associate Editors—
Exchange—George Sliantin, '12
Sporting—Mason Roberts, ’13
Society—Elizabeth Lewis, ’13
Humorous—William Cass, '14
Rejjorters—
Edward Himes, ’12
Howard Zimmerman, ’13
Walter Kimmell, '13
Anna McMicken, ’13
Flora Dunham, ’14
Bess Cowden, ’14
Lila Uengstake, '14
Harold Young, ’14
Oscar Haugen, ’14
F. T. Fletcher, ’15
Leland Hendricks, ’15
Jessux> Strang, '15
Laurence Dinneon, ’15
Carlyle Geisler, ’15
Luton Ackerson, ’15
Business Manager A. F. Roberts, ’J3
Advertising Water L. Dobie, ’13
Circulation Clay Watson, ’15
Wednesday, November 22, 1911.
The Aftermath.
Oregon lost to Washington in foot
ball last Saturday. All our psychol
ogical arguments failed, our bulldog
spirit availed us none, and we take
our defeat in the only way allowed
us in silence. Washington certain
ly has the greatest team ever pro
duced in the Northwest and perhaps
could clean up a majority of the big
college teams in the eastern part of
the United States, should she take a
notion to play them.
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If Dobie and his men spent any
time before the game worrying over
the outcome, it only served to in
crease the efficiency of the team. As
to overconfidence, well we failed to
find any.
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One Oregon sage says that the
Emerald’s psychological arguments
failed to materialize because our team
did not carry the ball over Washing
ton’s goal line enough times this ex
planation will do.
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Coach Sam. Dolan, of the Oregon
Agricultural College, won a warm
spot in the hearts of the Oregon team
and students when, before the game
and between halves, he went down on
his marrowbones on the dirty Mult
nomah floor and pleaded with the Ore
gon men to clean up that bunch of
Seattle players, giving them advice
as to the best method of going about
it.
The Student Hotly at Eugene cer
tainly feels grateful to the students
of the Law and Medical Departments
in Portland, for the loyal and thor
ough way in which they supported the
University in those hours of “trial
and tribulation.” The Law School
had one hundred and eighty students
out of a possible two hundred in the
pa ratio down town, and in the rooter
section at the game, besides furnish
ing several clever and unique posters.
The Medics were also well represented
by numbers and noise. Law and Med
ics! Kay! Kay! Kay! Law and Med
ics!
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♦ Til E S \<iK OF PODITNK *
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(To the Editor. Very Private.)
If there is anything worse on this
Kroon earth than an editor, 1 don’t
want to meet him in the daylight.
He is the son-of-a-gun that takes the
children of your brain, which by the
way he alludes to as “poor orphans,’’
and trims and pares and hacks and
adds onto, until by the eternal Bees
wax, he transforms a mild little dis
cussion about the weather into a
thing that looks like it had strayed
out of Dante’s Inferno. (The editor
tried to rewrite one of the Sage’s
poems in a recent issue.)
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The corn is shocked in the fall be
cause then the trees lose their sum
mer dresses.
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Money makes the champagne flow.
Many a man has hitched his wagon
to a star and found out she sets too
fast a pace for him.
* * *
Some people have foreheads a good
deal like a show window, you can’t
tell from the front whether there is
anything behind them or not.
Maud Muller on a summer’s day,
Kaked the meadows sweet with hay.
Now wouldn’t you really expect the
lady
To find a place a little more shady?
* * *
The fellow that goes around with a
chip on his shoulder, is apt to get his
whole block knocked off.
—Bill Cass, T4.
NOTICE TO STUDENTS
Students, former students, alumni
and members of the University facul
ty, are cordially invited to attend a
ball given in honor of the Oregon
football players by the Portland
branch of the Oregon Alumni Asso
ciation at the Masonic Temple, West
Park and Alder streets, on Thanks
giving night, commencing at 8:30
o’clock. No individual invitations
are being issued, but students,
alumni, etc., are all urged to come
and enjoy themselves.
HOMER I. KEENEY,
Chairman of Committee on Ar
rangements.
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Scroll and Script takes pleas- *
ure in announcing the election *
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WANTED—At Library, first issue of
last year’s Emerald, Sept. 23, 1910.
Anyone having a copy of the Emer
ald for this date, will confer a favor
by leaving the same at the library
desk.
DRESSMAKING AND REMODLING
Party gowns a specialty. Prices
reasonable. MISS MOORE, 22 W.
Eighth St.
Preston & Hales
Mfgrs. of All Leather Goods
Paints and Paper. Agents Johnson’s
$10 Suit House
of:
PANSY SHAVER,
ERMEL MILLER,
JESSIE HI 15EE.
Dealers in
Dyes and Wax
l utfitters c f Men a d Boys
Men’s All Wool Suits
Sixth and Willamette
Scone from Act 1. of Charles Klein's
famous play. “The Third Degree,"
which comes to the Eugene Theatre,
November 2;l.
DR. C. B. WILLOUGHBY
DR. F. L. NORTON
Dentists.
Phone 736.
Room 6, McClung Bldg., Eugene, Ore.
DR. H. L. STUDLEY
Osteopathic Physician
Office, 316 White Temple, Eugene, Or.
Residence, 145 W. 10th.
Phone: Office 589; Res. 438-L.
DR. A. BURSELL
Physician and Surgeon
Office, 210 White Temple. Phone
678. Office hours, 9 to 12 A. M. 2 to
5 P. M.
Residence, 963 Harrison Ave., Eu
gene, Ore. Phone Main 664.
BARTLE & SCAIFE
Physicians and Surgeons
217 I. O. O. F. White Temple.
Office phone 154-R. Res., 611-R.
DR. M. C. HARRIS
Dentist
U. O. ’98. Rooms 2 and 4, Mc
Clung Bldg., 8th and Willamette Sts.
I)R. EDWARD II. WHITE
Dentist
Phone 5. Folly Theatre Bldg, Eu
gene, Oregon.
B. J. HAWTHORNE
Attorney at Law
With Woodcock and Smith, Eugene
DR. WALDO J. ADAMS
Dentist
Cor. 9th and Oak Sts. Room 306
White Temple. Phone 317.
T. A. Hilbert. A. B. Chaffee.
Cbe Oak Shoe Store
Wear Sorosis and Walkover Shoes.
587 Willamette St. Phone Main 227.
Pioneer
Shining
Parlors
Grateful for Student Patronage
F. BERRY
Scbwering $ Cindky
BARBER SHOP
Students, Give Us a Call
G East 9th St., Opp. Hoffman House
Broders Bros.
Wholesale and Retail dealers in
FRESH, CORNED AND SMOKED
MEATS
Chambers Hardware
Company
Gillette Safety Razors
The Kuykendall
Drug Store
DRUGS, CANDIES, TOILET
ARTICLES AND SUNDRIES
5SS Willamette St.
dbc tollman StuMo
Official ’Varsity Photographer.
Best Prices for the Best Pictures.
KOH-I-NOOR
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The “Quality” Shop
Confectionery and Ice Cream
that is superior
Hot and Cold Lunches
Call up 578
Varsity Chocolates
Something entirely new. A delici
ous whipped cream, with a milk choco
late coating.
A trial will convince you of their
superiority.
Palace of Sweets
SPORTSMEN’S SUPPLY HOUSE
Gymnasium and
Football Outlifs
Eugene Gun Co.
DESIRABLE
XMAS GIFTS
A larger line than ever this year.
Special things in Brassware, Silver
Novelties, Picture Frames, and Nov
elties. Select your goods now and
I will lay them aside for you.
Seth Laraway
Bob Murphy
Around the Corner from Otto’s
MELVIN HANSEN
The Realty Dealer
Acreage and City Lots a Specialty.
474 Willamette. Phone 8S1.
Oregon !
Here’s
Success
To You!
The House Furnishers
475 Willamette St., near Post Office.
Registered ,, Factory on
Optometrists ^ . Premises
Burgess Optical
Co.
Wholesale and Retail
OPTICIANS
591 Willamette St.
Eugene
Fountain Pen troubles
are over if yon use a
Conklin Self Filler*
Dillon Drug Co.
Capital and Surplus, $235,000.
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Eugene, Oregon.
We have room for your account and
we want your business.
The Store that Saves you Money
on Furniture for Students
PIERCE BROS.
FANCY GROCERIES
FRUITS, VEGETABLES
Phone us your orders. We have
our own delivery wagons. Phone 53.
DUNN’S BAKERY
U. of 0. students welcome to Eu
gene. You are invited to inspect our
plant and our goods. All kinds of
pastry, sanitary wrapped bread.
Heinz goods, Aldon confectionery,
chewing gum, etc.
Dunn & Price
Phone 72. 30 East 9th St.
Electric Cleaning and
Pressing Co*
Clyde L. Stratton, Prop.
Cleaning, Pressing, Repairing
^ ® make a specialty of cleaning
and pressing ladies suits and evening
gowns.
Agents for Edward E. Strauss & Co.
Superior Tailoring—Popular Prices.
22 W. Sth St. Phone 827^
Geo. Sovern
Proprietor Combination Barber Shop.
519 Willamette St. Phone 641-J.
COCKERUNt S WETHERBEE
Fancy and Staple Dry Goods.
I adies' and Men’s Furnishings.
Mens, Youth’s, Children’s Clothing.
Phone 42.