Kiss Me Kiddo, I'm Chocolate!
so ARE
WHITMAN'S
AND
MCDONALD’S CANDIES
Dillon Drug Company
Hotel Smeede Building
If you are thinking of having your eyes fitted for
Glasses, don’t fail to see Dr. Watts and have him
explain the merits of the new Health Ray Lenses.
WATTS’ OPTICAL PARLORS
611 Wilamette St.
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to see our new stock pattern
“Orleans”
for your new Dinner Ware.
You are able to always keep
your set full when you
buy from us.
Geo. Rail«Son
Staple and Taney Groceries
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W. CO.
FINE CUTLERY
Che Store that Saves Sou money
The only Exclusive
Sporting Goods
House in Eugene
Spalding
Reach
Stall St Dean
AGENSY
We carry everything needed for
Track, Field and Gym.
Eugene Gun Co.
Phone Blk 1511 534 Willamette
W. J. HILL Phone Bl. 1052
Athletic Goods
Fishing Tackle
Graphophones
Records
Bicycles, Repairing
Baseball Goods
Toys
Make Our Store Your
Headquarters
Student Business Solicited
11H 5, Id i ISC suit
Sid Smith Jay McCormick
BILLIARDS
AND POOL
I College Men’s Retreat
FRANK E. DUNN
The Leadingg Dry Goods Store
DRY GOODS, AND CARPETS
CLOTHING, SHOES
Ladies’ and Gents’ Furnishings
The Oak Shoe Store
Leader in Footwear
Successor to David Link
587 Willamette St.
L’hot Tamale Man.
The following poem from the "Or
iental Beauty Parlors,” Honk Kong,
was found on the campus today, ad
dressed to "Monsieur Willie Hayward,
Director Jiu Jit Suey, University of
Oregon”:
i'm leeve me now on log cabin for work
on some beeg mine,
De weather good de grub not bad, an
cooks shape is line.
But just the same des eountrys good
Im don lak heern atall.
Id rader be on Yankee side an make
some play foot-ball.
But then Im guess shees jus as well
dat me not stick around,
Since all deni new guy she is come
weigli tree four hornier poun—
For its jus so good for me I guess Im
stop on Similkameen
For if I be stay on U. O. 1 cant make
second team.
Lots tarn me dream bout game gon by
some horrible ting 1 see
Some man twise beeg as “Fat” Bail-ee
come chasin afer me.
Some tarn when Im soun asleep wit
head doun on de quilts
I hear some neegar hollar out “MY
lord is dat you Kiltz??????”
/
Me dream some too i see beeg lire on
one football ralyee
Jus lak dey buil on day before you play
on O. A. C.
I feel mootcli scart till news she come
an if by gar we win,
Am drink some Scotch, drink some beer
too, by Chrise 1 drink some gin.
Dis place is awful lonesome here where
every one is man
No nice lay-dee to go an hole some tarn
de han.
No one stop here like Monsieur Cox to
make champagne cork lly,
No comic opera come along to make me
have Glad Eye.
But two tree months slies go way quick
an spring is come encore
I quit des place an hit de skid for come
on states some more.
For see de boy an go an call on girl
Sorority,
An afer dat (Sh keep her dark) go
chase on some fluzee.
Geeve my regard to all de hoy, to Bob,
an Dud, An Bill
An tell dat feller call Bill Main to cot
heem out de pill.
Please ask dat man who play tackell its
pret near tarn I think
For heem to make it one grand stab an
change it Broun too Pink.
P. S.
You member man long tarn ago bees
come from Momt-re-al
One tarn they call heem B. S. man nex
tarn its Joe LaSalle?
Well—now he stop on van-couver am
make it some beeg plan
For work de wrestling game up here an
rop Canadyen man.
The new campus rules recently put
into effect at the University of Utah are
as follows:
No junior is permitted to wear a
sombrero hat.
Each sophomore shall provide himself
with a flaming red hat band not less
than one and a half inches wide and
wear same on his hat while on the cam
pus.
No sophomore shall wear a som
brero hat.
No freshman shall wear a hat of any
kind until “U” day. A class cap is
advocated.
Each Freshman shall provide himself
with an all-green tie and wear the same
while on the campus.
A uniform style and color is advo
cated.
Special students who do not affiliate
themselves with classes will be governed
by Freshmen rules.
N. R. Charman, ’10, is preparing an
article on railroad construction for the
second issue of the Monthly. Mr. Char
man was a division engineer on the
Southern Pacific for several years, and
was in charge of a party on the Des
Chutes last summer.
Dr. Charles Wallace of the Univer
sity of Nebraska, recently discovered
some important documents relating to
the life of Shakespeare. He has been
granted a year’s leave of absence and
will continue his investigations in Lon
don.
For the season of '09 the University
of Kansas sold 1,500 season tickets to
her football games. This represents 85
per cent of the total enrollment.
$18,000 will be available for athletics
at Columbia this year.
Manville & Kempy
HOME FURNISHINGS
36 East Ninth Street
JOIN OUR SPRUCE UP CLUB
Four suits cleaned and pressed.
Charges: $1.50 a month. We call for
and deliver.
The Pantorium Dyeing and Cleaning Works
Black 7131 59 East Ninth
Our Tables Are Always Abundantly
Supplied With Good, Wholesome
Home Cooking
The Square Deal Restaurant
W. R. West, Prop. Meal Tickets $4.00
33 East Ninth Street Eugene Oregon
Plumbing, Sheet Metal Work
Phone Main 135 64 East 9th St.
J. F. STERNER
Dealer In
STAPLE AND FANCY
GROCERIES
Fresh Vegetables
20 East Ninth
Phone Main 18
55 E. Ninth. Phone Main 737
The House That Quality Built
in Bros, its lioii a.
College Brand, Teas, Coffees,
Spices, Extracts. Pure
Olive Oil
TOLLMAN STUDIO
While attending photo conventions at
Seattle we purchased new back grounds,
new photo mounts and some thing you
will all like, the#latest photograph ma
terial. Watch our sample case.
THE BEST
PLACE TO EAT
IN THE CITY IS
Otto’s
Grill
on East Seventh Street, next to
Otto’s Confectionery
The Palace of Sweets
Having secured the services of a
candy-maker of 22 years experi
ence will he all that its name sug
gests. Something new every day.
W e ate manufacturing our own
Chicken Tamalies and a trial will
convince you as to their superior
quality. We are preparing to
serve Oysters and our service will
he second to none.
MOWHlMR
Grateful for Student Patronage
F. BERRY, Proprietor
T. G. Hendricks, Pres. Luke L. Goodrich, Asst. Cash.
S. B. Eakin, Vice Pres. Darwin Bristow, Asst. Gash.
P. E. Snodgrass, Cashier
Eugene, Oregon
Capital and Surplus, $200,000
Student Patronage Solicited
Yoran’s
Shoe Store
The Store That Sells
Good Shoes
mi i s®
HARDWARE
Schwarzschild’s Book Store
KODAKS, STATIONERY
STUDENTS’ SUPPLIES
FOUNTAIN PENS
ALLEN EATON
Books - Stationery - Art Goods