U.S. Husbands Squirm
WASHINGTON (UPI) No
one knows for sure whether (he
American husband is the
world's unhappiest man, but
there is no doubt he is the most
criticized. Experts in social be
havior amateur and profes
sional, foreign and domestic
keep him constantly under the
microscope and describe in mil
lions of words how and why he
squirms.
German men consider the
American husband a sucker.
because of the way he handles
his money. In Germany many
women can't say for sure how
much their husband earns be
cause it Isn't considered any of;
their business. They accept!
whatever housekeeping money
they receive and keep their
' mouths shut.
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British men shake their!
heads in wonderment over the
way American men are bullied,
by their children, especially mens no way to measure uie num
teen-agers. ' Children in mis
country." notes the London bu
reau of UPI, "are more to be
seen then nearrj. wnen com-
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fed separately." A thorough
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nants. both at school and at
home, is still highly esteemed
in Britain as a corrective meas
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Frenchmen cannot under
stand why Americans work
themselves to death to provide
things their family doesn t real
ly need. Their most prevalent
theory is that the American
husband is a sort of voluntary
slave indentured for life to a
woman who lashes him period
ically with demands for jewel
ry, expensive clothing and hats
she doesn't need. French wives
accept as a fact of life that it
is possible to cook a meal and
dispose of the dishes without
the help of enough electric
kitchen gadgets to operate
space capsule.
Marries Earlier
The American male plunges
into marriage at an earlier age
and with less thought than any
man on earth. Every behavior
expert who studies the situa
tion notes the increasing num
ber of teen-age marriages, and
the subsequent high divorce
rate. Only seven per cent of
the American women in their
thirties have never been mar
ried. Comparable statistics for
Great Britain are 18 per cent
and for France 28 per cent.
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One out of every 4.5 Ameri-
can marriages ends in divorce,
the world's highest rate. There
ber of men who remain mar
ried even though they are un
happy, and, as one philoso
phcr puts it, "leading lives of
quiet desperation." Apparently
only a small percentage of
these men seek the assistance
of marriage experts and coun
selors, and Dr. Paul Popenoe
of the American Institute ol
Family Relations cites the case
history of one of them:
"Mr. H. said: 'I put in a full
day at the factory and by the
time I get home about a quar
ter to six I am glad to lie
down and rest. But my wife'
meets me at the door and tells
me the two kids are driving her
crazy and will 1 please take
them off her hands? And will
I at the same time vacuum
the rug, sweep off the front1
porch and the sidewalk and
bring in the clothes from the
line as she didn t have time?
It turns out she was in the park
with the children all after
noon.' "
Highest In World
The American standard of
living is the highest in the
world, and American women
expect to start enjoying it as
soon as they are married,
at least without allowing suffi
cient time for the husband's in
come to rise to the level of
their needs and wants. Sociolo
gist James W. Gladden of the
University of Kentucky got
some interesting answers when
he conducted a survey among
girls on what they expected
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their husbands to do besides
support them:
Seventy per cent said they
expected outside help.
Fifty - four per cent expect
ed their husbands to straighten
up the house occasionally.
Forty - four per cent de
manded that the husband pre
pare the meals occasionally.
Fifty - four per cent said
they expected their husbands to
make the beds, "but only rare
ly."
Sixty per cent expected
him to dispose of the garbage
every day.
There was general agree
ment that husbands should re
memoer Dirlhdays, anniversar
ies and other "special" days
that husbands should be adept
in "adapting themselves to the
various moods and changes so
typical oi women, that wives
should be treated after mar
riage just as they were before.
Rules Changed
After marriage, a new set of
rules apparently is drawn up in
the feminine mind, and Dr. Po
penoe tells the results of a sur
vey among women in Colum
bus, Ohio, on what the ideal
husband should do. Some of
them:
Tell interesting things about
his work Do tnougntJul tnings
the wife does not expect him to
do. Sense when his wife wants
affection and when she doesn't.
Clean out the bathtub and wash
basin after using them. Appre
ciate and praise new dishes the
wife prepares. Know how to
pull the wife out of the dumps
when she gets into them. Al
ways telephone when he is go
ing to be late to dinner. Never
talk about his former girl
friends. Enjoy reading and (lis
cussing good books with bis
wife.
Next: Nagging vives and
what they do to marriages
Association Bids.
Riddle Couple
By ERMA BEST
Edward W. and Donna Park
er of Riddle have been elected
to membership in the Ameri
can Angus Association at St.
Joseph, Mo., according to an
announcement by Frank Rich
ards, secretary. The Parkers
were among 12 breeders of reg
istered Aberdeen-Angus in Ore
gon elected to membership dur
ing the past month.
Cinna Lu Knight of Vallejo,
Calif., was a recent visitor at
the home of her cousin, Mrs.
Darrcll Carter. During her stay,
Mrs. Carter, and.her cousin vis
ited relatives iri. Eugene, t
Recent visitors at the home
of Mr. and Mrs. Heinrich
Schmidt were their son-in-law
and daughter, Mr. and Mrs. Lee
Frahm, and three children of
Tracy, Calif., who also visited
Mr. rrahm s parents, Mr. and
Mrs. Cecil Frahm. Other guests
at the Schmidt home were
friends from Oklahoma City,
Okla.. Mr. and Mrs. Jack
Chandler.
Mr. and Mrs. Clarence Col
lins and Mr. and Mrs. Robert
Collins, have returned from a
hunting trip to Eastern Oregon
near Clicmult. Both the Collins
men brought in forked-horn
deer.
Mr. and Mrs. Guy Townsend
and Lillian Logsdon, who hunt
ed and fished at Silver Lake
last week, brought home their
limit of fish. None got a deer
Births
Mercy Hospital
BISSONETfE To -Mr. and
Mrs. Irvin Bissonclte, 5H4 Cliun
non St., Roscburg, Oct. 8. a son,
Michael Lawrence; weight 8
pounds 3 ounces.
MARTIN To Mr. and Mrs.
Richard Matin, Rt. 4 Box 1330,
Roscburg, Oct. 9, a son, Clif
ford Frederick; weight 6 pounds
7 ounces.
FOX To Mr. and Mrs.
Clair E. Fox, PO Box 586, Elk
ton, Oct. 9, a son, Dwaync
Clair; weight 8 pounds 2 ounces.
DAVIS To Mr. and Mrs.
Norman Davis, 313 NV Sweet-
briar, Roscburg. Oct. 12. a
daughter, Michelle Collctlc;
weight S pounds 11 ounces.
B1XLEU To Mr. and Mrs.
Charles E. Bixler, 2771 SW Lan
der Ave., Roscburg, Oct. 14, a
son, Scott Edward; weight 6
pounds 11 ounces.
LeBLEU To Mr. and Mrs.
LcRoy LcBleu, 4718 NE Steph
ens. Oct. 14, a daughter. Donna
Louise; weight 6 pounds i
ounce.
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