4 The News-Review, Roseburg Ore, Mon. Oct. 21 1957
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KITCHEN ARTISTS
By Charles V. Stanton
An article by a BritiBh author, analytical of the mon
archy as an institution, has given the Saturday Evening
Pout a trreat deal of free advertising. The press of both
the United States and Great Britain has devoted much
editorial comment to the article. As usual, no two editors
seem to agree.
Some contend the article to have been in very poor
taste. Others defend it as evidence of the ri?ht of free
speech among English speaking people, contending that
truth fs always in good taste.
While the author, Malcolm Muggeridge, former editor
of Punch, now a writer armed with needles with which to
puncture inflated egos, credited the monarchy with being
a cohesive institution, binding together the far-flung British
commonwealth, he spoke somewhat disparagingly of the
personal appearance of the queen, and proclaimed the mon
archy a "soap opera."
It is my own opinion that while the article was In bad
taste at any time, it was particularly so when published
the week of the queen's visit to the United Stales.
The people of the United States, for the most part, I
believe, find the British queen to be a charming person.
The manner in which she was received by the people of
4-U.' AAnii.ir inrliiafa llinf AmOfinn fttlH Ttritflln fit 1 11 flTfi
11113 s.wuiii.ij, iii.iit.i,t. b.Mtw .iiii.iibi ...
"kissin' cousins," as they say down South, even though
there has been a separation of families.
No Time For Smearing
Muggeridge, took refuge, of course, in objective re
porting by quoting unnamed members of royalty in defin
ing the queen as "dowdy, frumpish and banal." Itis
criticism follows that of an English peer, who had his face
properly slapped by a member of the gentry, for carping
about the queen's "school girl voice."
: Coming as it did on the eve of the queen's visit to the
United States, the criticism, even though it might be true,
was totally unnecessary and, in my opinion, showed jour
nalistic poor taste on the part of the Saturday Evening
Post. It is American custom to show our guests every
courtesy and hospitality, rather than greet them with insults.
h The Mueeeridtre article, and the fact it was published
In an American magazine of national circulation, indicates
what to me is a deplorable trend. The trend is evident in
both art and literature. In England It is exemplified by
the "Kitchen Artists."
, England has a "group of young and impoverished ar
tists, as has been true throughout history. The majority
of'these nainters are mediocre, or worse, in ability. They
are bitter, cynical, soured on the world, carping in their
criticism. They can see little good about lite. I ney paint
horror and suffering, dismal and ugly scenes. Their de
pressing daubings have earned them the title of "Kitchen
Artists." Their works art being widely displayed and ac
claimed. Truth Not Final Test
An overflowing garbage can, spewing fly-infested, rot-
lull B1UJ, aii'iuiu lia utinc, iiici.t n v v.v. n ...j v ... - . fh..r hnlf"
portrayal. But is such a picture to be compared with !' ha you Can m,
Mi m mmw
ECONOMY - .s-zs-
-Ha Boyle-
NEW YORfC W) Things a columnist might never know
if he didn't open his mail:
That Queen Elizabeth II may be boss in Buckingham
Palace, but when she goes fishing she takes her guidance
from her husband, as do most wives ... It wa3 Prince
Philip who converted her from trout to salmon fishing, now
a favorite hobby with both
That women buy one of every
three beers sold at the Yankee
Stadium.
That it was hopeful Charles
Lamb who said, "Not many
sounds in life exceed in interest
a knock at the door."
That you can t Dull hair out by
the roots . . . the tiny white bulb
at the bottom of a length of hair,
commonly thought to be the root,
is no more than the base of the
strand . . . and the root keeps
right on growing.
That Russia's speedy Sputnik
circles the earth nearly 450 times
as quickly as the natural moon.
Daubla Betrayal
That the latest joke in East Eu
rope concerns a Moscow factory
worker who was sentenced to 10
years for shouting "Khrushchev is
a drunken idiot" . . . "You must
serve three years for offending the
first secretary," the judge told the
prisoner sternly, "and seven
years for betraying a state sec
ret.
That bandleader Sammy Kaye
offers this argument for bach-
lorhood: "Why should man give
a girl half his food just for cook-
days was used chiefly as a bread-
spread, is now a source of glycer
in, acetone, acetic acid, ether and
carbon dioxide.
That a kangaroo's hop averages
only s 10 10 leet when He s merely
out for a stroll . . . but he bounds
along in 15-to-20-foot leaps when
something is chasing him.
That in Colonial America (mid
18th century), a population of
three million consumed 12 million
gallons of rum a year. (They had
rugged people as well as rugged
winters in those davs).
That it was Christopher Morley
who observed, "If you have to
keep reminding yourself of
thing, perhaps it Isn't so."
In The Day's News
(Continued From Page One)
nnintinc of a elorious sunset?
Some of the literature printed in our magazines and
even in our newspapers deserves the "Kitchen Artist," title,
in my opinion. A look at any average newsstand will re
veal plenty of literature of garbage can variety.
Although defenders of the Muggeridge article contend
there should be no censorship over free expression of opin
ion, and that truth must always be recognized, it is my con
tention that no excuse of truth justifies the mire and slime
of "kitchen" artistry.
If you've heard this one you may stop me, but some of
this palavering about truth reminds me of the story I read
recently concerning the ship's log.
The captain, writing up the log of this ship's first day
out of port, made the entry that: "The first mate was
drunk all day."
The first mate protested. He explained that the pas
sengers celebrated their departure, that he had to drink
with them as a matter of courtesy, that it was a one-time
occurrence and should not be entered upon the log.
"It's true isn't it?" asked the captain. The first mate
was forced to acknowledge the truth of the statement.
A few days later the ship ran into a voilent storm dur
ing which the captain fell and broke his arm. His accident
made it necessary for the first mate to write the log.
His entry was:
"The captain was sober all day."
Russia Hit Also
With Asian Flu;
Vaccine Rushed
MOSCOW I The Soviet Min
istry of Hoallh said Saturday it is
rushing production of Asian flu
vaccine to meet a growing epi
domic in Russia.
Earlier hist week, the Soviet
press reported thai in M o I e o w
alone .SOU doctors and an unspeci
fied numher of medical students
Protestants Oppose
Parochial Schools' Aid
PORTLAND I A spokesman
shoe rack from an old discarded
curtain rod . . . just take it to the
inside of a closet door and hang
shoes on it by their heels. (And
aren't we getting to be mother's
little helper! )
That smoking may not give you
er peoples who are good. Especial
ly along me lines ol SCIEMIHC
inquiry and achievement which
since Sputnik, are being thrown
ake a handy ! into such sharp focui in every
body's thinking.
And-
PAKTICULARLY in these days-
Scientific inquiry and achieve
ment having to do with weapons
oeveiopniem are supremely im-
disease, but nearly a third of portent. In this cold war year. wea-
all fires in the United States are
caused by careless handling of
cigarettes or matches.
Who Was Captain
That the odds ara (even If your
ancestors came over on the first
Mayflower) you can't name the
captain of the ship . . . Christo
pher Jones the guy everybody's
been trying to keep up with ever
since.
That the figureheads on old
sailing vessels were there for
practical reason ... to i c a r e
away sea serpents.
That no one yet has improved
on ex-Mayor Jimmy Walker's def
inition of a reformer: "A guy who
rides through a sewer in a glass
botlom boat."
That except for Death Valley.
Calif., the only area in the United
States below sea level is New Or
leans. That molasses, which in the old
Roseburg Homemakers
Discuss UNICEF Plan
A panel discussion on the fnited ! ollr """' I", but by t h
pons development is all tied up
with the basic issue of SURVIVAL.
It conies doyi to this: If the Rus
sians beat us out in the race for
new and better weapons, we're
goners.
What President Eisenhower Is
proposing is that we take our
friends and allies into the lodge,
so we may share our thinking with
them and they may share their
thinking with us.
That is the way scientific prog
ress is achieved.
We have some pretty able friends
and associates.
The British first put radar to
work. They used it to spot German
submarines at night. We took hold
of it and developed it farther. But
the British thought of it first.
(letting out of the field of wea
pons, it was an Englishman (or, to
be exact, a Scotsman. James Watt)
who invented the steam engine and
thus brought on the Mechanical
Revolution.
It was the Germans who were
Two Job's Daughters
Sell Plenty Of Candy
The two top candy sellers in
the recent sale by girls of Be
thel 8 of Job's Daughters were
Lois Bryant and Carolyn Turn
er. They sold 144 and 125 box
es respectively.
The sale was held this month.
Prizes were presented to the
two girls by Mrs. E. T. Un
rath and Edell Bryant.
Candy Collins was the only
other girl who sold more than
SO boxes. All the candy order
ed by the Job's Daughters was
sold.
Oregon Youth Crowned
National FFA Champion
KANSAS CITY I A din
Hester, president of the Oregon
State Future Farmers of Amer
ica, was crowned a national cham
pion last week.
Hester, 18, of Canby, Ore., won
the public speaking contest at the
annual convention of the FFA. He
spoke on "Atoms for Agriculture,"
describing the use of tracer atoms
in agricultural research. His first
prize was $250.
The four other finalists included
Carl Kozuma, Laupahoehoe, Ha
waii. Numerous other such awards,
ranging from honorary American
Farmer degrees to the Star Amer
ican Farmer title, are still to be
awarded for FFA achievements
the past year.
4-H Clubs Plan State
Conference On Civics
A new educational feature of
the Oregon 4-H club program will
be initiated March 7 and 8 when
older 4-H club members hold their
first conference on government in
Salem. Meeting theme is "Know
Your State Government."
Purpose of the two-day session
is to bring together candidates for
trips to the National 4-H Club Con
ference next June in Washington.
D. C. Workshops for 4-H'ers and
representatives of state govern
ment will be held during the con
ference.
Each county will be renresented
by one boy and girl, 16 or older.
From this group, two young men
and women will be selected for
Washington trips.
Burton Hutton. state 4-H club ex
tension leader at Oregon State col
lege, said the new activity is de
signed to help Oregon's 29.600 4-H
club members learn more about
ineir slate.
Oregon State Planning
Homecoming For Nov. 2
Homecoming will be held Nov.
2 at Oregon State College this year
wiui cmss reunions ana ine iooi
ball game with Washington State
College as highlights.
Other events will include a float
parade, student talent show and
dance, campus tours and class
room visits, alumni barbecue, and
special dinners in living organi
zations. Keunions will be held by
the classes of 1943, 1947 and 1952.
The football game with WSC is
expected to draw one of the largest
crowas in nistory. Larry McKen-
non, a junior from Pendleton, is
student chairman for the week-
end. Theme this year is "Autumn
Serenade."
Five From Clendale Co
To UO Press Conference
Fivn nipnHnln Tlion Chnnl ol...
dents attended the recent annual
Oregon Scholastic Press Confer
ence ai uie university oi uregon.
ine live, v.nariotie , Kediield,
Jean FacheC Rpvorlv RrnHv Isnoi
Nicholson and Judy O'Neil, were
accompanied by Mrs. Lilybelle
Cooley. They were joined the sec
ond day of the conference by Don
wonier, journalism instructor.
Charlotte and Jenn tnnlr nnri In
a panel discussion.
CBA Sophomores Pick
Washingtonian Prexy.
Canyonville Bible Academv soph
omore class has elected George
Oldnam of Metaline Falls, Wash,
president.
Gladys Lake of Lake Fork, Ida
ho, was elected vice president, and
Kay Smith of Springfield. Ohio,
was elected secretary. Mr. and
Mrs. John Fenderson are sopho
more class advisers.
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Douglas High Sets
Open House Dates
Larry Bissonnette, student body
president, will be master of cere
monies during the formal part of
the program when Douglas High
School sponsors an open house
Nov. 13. , '
n-u nnan hmea iff ntannpd as a
X IIV Upcil I... i j v. .w I-- .
highlight of National Education
Week Nov. II) 10 lb. visitors nv,
been invited to praticipate in the
isecMAm a.fivitie from 7:30 to
9:30 p.m. when faculty and stu
dents explain ana ueiuunsuaic
phases of the school program.
Tha nianninp committee is head
ed by Miss Laura Grubbs.
Only Three School Days
Slated Here This Week
rinltf Ihratt rinva lif Kchnnl are
scheduled for Roseburg students
this week because of Teachers In
stitute Oct. 24 and 25.
Youth gets off, but the poor
teachers must carry on. On Thurs
day teachers from all the schools
in district four will meet at Rose
burg High for a day of instruction
and Friday teachers from schools
throughout the county will meet
at the high school for the county
institute. Meanwhile, students will
be enjoying a four day weekend.
Spanish Club Members
To View Travelogue
Wednesday is the day set for
the next regular meeting of the
newly-formed Roseburg High Span
ish Club.
Highlight of the meeting will be
a series of travelogue slides made
in Mexico. The club will also hear
a report from the constitution com
mittee and the program commit
tee. It has been reported that the
constitution committee has turned
over its draft to the Inter-Club
Council for approval.
The general business meeting
will start at 7:30 p.m. in Room 212.
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tion, economical terms.
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Three Local FFA Boys
Attend District Meeting
Daro Handy. Glen Sands and
Steve Chit wood of the Roseburg
chapter, Future Farmers of Amer
ica, attended the Roeue-Umoaua
district leadership meeting of the
tM it r.agie foint. the three are
officers of the Roseburg chapter.
Each of the chapters divided
their members into committees.
Discussions were held in these
committees on topics such as, su
pervised (arming, cooperation,
budgets, and district difficulties.
Representatives from Alarsh-
field, Port Orford, Myrtle Point,
Illinois Valley. Grants Pass. Cra
ter, Eagle Point and Phoenix, as
well as Roseburg, attended the
meeting. Host for next year's
leadership meeting will be Myrtle
I'oint. ma meeting will be held
ept. zu.
for Protestants and Other Ainrri-i'jV
Nations lnlcrnatioiwl Children's
b und was the highlight of the Rose
burg High School Future Home
makers of America meeting in the
high school late last week.
Joyce Neovall acted as master
of ceremonies at the meeting and
each of the four girls on Ihe panel
discussed a question relating to
I'NU'KK: "What is I NICKK?":
Neva Paff. "What does I'MCEF
do?": Jean Lesher, "What do we
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hospitals. The deputy minister ol . He cited as a "danger signal"
honlth said tome schools have; what he said was the success of
Human ( athollc leaders in Orrgnn
in oblaimng passage by the IU.S7
Legislature of an act providing
tax piirrhased textbooks for paro-
cans l.nited for Separation of
Church and State told an audience!
of .1.IKIO in Portland that the sep-i
aralion policy had worked to thei
benefit of both the government I
and U. S. churches I
The Rev. l Stanley Lowell,
associate director of the organ-!
nation and a Methodist clergv-j
man from Washington. 1. C . call-'
ed for opposition to granting of,
been closed to prevent spreading
of the epidemic, which he said had
reached serious proiwrtinns.
It aairt in . rennrt In Ilia. onu.
eminent newspaper livesUa that rm4' schools.
ao far li million doses nf varfim
have been produced. It added Ihm
it hopes to produce 12 to 15 mil
lion doses by the end of the year
The report said supplies are be
ing rushed first to areas worst
affected. It did not iilentily these
arras.
The disease isn't restricted to
Russians. Several members of the
Western embassies and the West,
ern press corps have been laid up
with it. i ine u. . iuhii,
nown in supply m u. a. vaccine period
a tip rs urging mini nam nera to against
take shots. Hon oi them havt.
NEW MILL SOON READY
I MIA project. ": Dixie Wooton
A business meeting was held pri
, or to Ihe discussion.
Alaska Celebrating
Year Since Purchase
SITKA. Alaska if-On a cool
afternoon just so years ago Friday
the Russians lowered their flag
on this continent, giving up tt.e
huge and stralesic territory of Al
aska to Ihe I niled States.
Alaskans from dov. Mike Step-
sirange processes of history are
our FRIENDS and allies now who
invented the GUIDED MISSILE
which presently dominates the
weapons thinking of the world.
They started with the relatively
clumsy and ineffective buzi-homb
and went on to the V-2 rocket
that might have won the war for
them if they had perfected it a lit
tle earlier.
Four Local FHA Cirls
To Make TV Appearance
Four girls from Roseburs llich
all representing the Future Home
makers of America, will appear
on the television program Guest
Book Oct. 30 to publicize their
current United Nations Interna
tional Children's Fund project.
The girls to appear are Rosemary
Jennings, Sharyl Swenson, Joyce
Neovall and Judy Ilebard.
Meanwhile, all FHA members
plan to "trick or treat" Halloween
night to raise funds for I'MCEF.
The money will be used for med
ical supplies and other items need
ed for children in other parti of
tha world.
been driven out of Germany by
the Nazis Men of MANY national
ities aided in (ha riavalnnmpnl nt
Even the presently futile French atomic energy whose grimmest
am iiu siuuenes in ina ueiii ol ' lorm is me atom Domb.
sch-nce. It was a Frenchman. I The first chain reaction in uran
isms Pasleur. who got the first lum was produced bv a group of
inkling that diseases are spread by scientists that included an Italian,
germs, lie founded the science Enrico Fermi. We took over the
of bacteriology and thus made it I atom bomb and developed it be
possible to prevent the spread of i cause we had the resources to do
infections. It was Pasteur who dis-ithe job.
covered, among other things, that i
rabies is spread by Ihe bite of a We got snooty and SECRETIVE
mad dog. about the atom bomb. We wouldn't
His discoveries in chemistry and i share our knowledge fullv with
biology have saved countless mil-1 anybody even the British. In time
nons ot numan oeings from un- the Russians si OLE THE. SE-
secretiveness
NEW YORK i. - Clyde B '
.Morgan, president of liayonicr
Inc., said Saturday that the com
pany's new mill at Jesup. (is..!
will be in commercial production ovich on down are celebrating II t
by Ihe middle of next month anniversary todav and marv
Morgan reported the roninanv's voiced the suggestion of how Hus.
nine month earnings were $.9.KI.- sia might now look upon a sug
620 or 90 cents per common gestion it give up such a grcM
Fmliaitv h.-1 " sviii.niru "'i ii.w.-i piece OI lano.
r mnassy nss or S2 ,0 , har. jn ,h, ,,,. tl,oi Th( nar,..)r,r(i Russians hand-
Sales were JHH.Ml.L'St ed it over for SI.SOO.oOO in 1SK7. The ! Einstein was born a German He crecv because discussion promotes
III. 001 .3.S0 in the ftr.it deal was erected with much emm-' liter ha..ama a siu-iaa u hMn,i ih 'ai.nn.ih f m... nh..
nine months of 19S. i bling In the States. Ian American citizen after he had , recy BOTTLES IP Ideas.
timely death.
Then there is the atom bomb.
Its origins go hack to a theory
advanced by Alhert Einstein in the
early 19O0's. He suggested that
matter and energy are not dis
, (met, but can be changed into
each other.
I KM and so our
did us no good.
Ike. I'm sure, is RIGHT in his
proposal that we POOL our scien
tific resources with those of our
friends and our allies. Many
minds are better than few minds.
DISCISSION is better than
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