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A MEXICAN CUSTOM
Charles V. Sfanfon
Two Rvebarff jrirJ who recently made trip into Mexi
co tfc'2 of their experiences with a Mexican motorics' custom.
The giris are Soma Lander and Juanita Rocher who
were naeraben of a Urge party of yoon? people gathered from
a'lparU of the U. S. for a guided tour of missionary work in
Mexico.
Part of their trip was made in bas operated by na
tive drivers. A toe gin relate their experience aa pa-
tenders in these vehicles, traveling over what were roads in j
same only. w can sympathize with their anxiety.
At sites of serious aatomobile accidents in Mexico, the;
ffrlf report, trie Church has erected snnnes. topped by a
Cross. Motorists stop at these shnne. drop m s eoin, and :
urar for divine protection. t
It woald seem that this practice should be most ef
fective in promotinjr safe drivimsr. The girls report, how
ever, it has exactly the opposite effect.
Having assured himself of protection from the Holy
Mother, the driver of the tour bos confidently proceeds on
his way with otter disregard for all safety rules. The Rose- j
bury giri. having had les faith than their driver, admit to j
apprehension as he pawed on curves, cut corners, ignored
the brake on steep inclines and took tortuous tarns at high
speed.
Oregon ' Plan Different
Inasmuch as the Roseburg girls made the trip safely
and returned home with about 300 slide pictures to illustrate
the story of their interesting trip, we can't deny the po
siblity of divine protection for the Mexican native driver.
We have great faith in the efficacy of prayer. Eat the
American driver who, without the benefit of intercession.
I
Wiley Wouldn't Withdraw From United Nations
WASHJSGTOrv ' e Wiley
rn-wiii tnld the Senate Wednes
day that if the United Slates puUcd
cut of the United Nations "we
woo-d probate? precipitate a n:ra
world war."
WUey, chairman of the Senate
Foreign Relatione Committee, li d
he bad read ia the newspaper! that
rMirtA Gea Mark Clark advo-
eated withdrawal from the U. .V.
Cark testified before tut Sena.e
nternal leeuntr labcom m i 1 1 e e
Tueadar that he favored breakup
dip.oBiaUe re.al:on wm niuiia
and erzaniiic; the V. N. "againat
toe Sonet Union."
-I haren't had much reapeet for
the United Nationa, the four stir
general aid.
Lommenunc oa uai, wurj w.3
the Senate:
"I autgest that he (Clark) read
fiat the U. N. hu aeeompinaed.
1 a'jppote wse ten command
menu hare not accomplished what
they were auppoied to accomplish.
However, the tea commaodmenta. i tn World War II and postwar
when ther are utiliied br peopi ' :
imvI .oint. who live according :!
the tpirit, prove to be ery va.u-1
able.
i 'The trouble is not wi f
meehani.m. Tr.t trouble ia wits
those who attempt to operate tat
mechanism."
I Clark, now president of Tar
Citadel, South Carolina military
College, was critical of American
policies in relation to we ouim
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Peter Ccis on-
leans on the arms of Providence as he squirrels his way Mrs. Elliott Expresses
through congested traffic, has nothing but sheer fool's luck , For Remembrance
to thanjc jf he avoids accident. ?
Secretary of State Earl Xewbrv and his Traffic Safety ! EOSESUSC Xner h4;re
Department now propose a far different plan than is used ' f11 " '
, T. . r .c j -i- 11. o ! tee ink ssenn to tee 2 wti
in Mexico. It is the determination of the Secretary or ; u pirtie-iarii- pieaj-.ai it
State that the motorist who won't drive safely can't drive : th cardj wi-fe lirsie oq sh.ai.
on Oregon' highways. , cwrt''tli AssWaui iWw
STiile in our opinion it behooves even- driver to ; luKer TJ'f:
preceoe nis exposure on perilous nignways wim a prayer tneH who -emensbered me. I
Br OOU.A5 UUtSEN
HA frwH Caaraiamoiit
gr u S(vjcLis N
Coas!C a a pais wit fitrsu.
jxn li?it jinr wucitir. I
t-ii to iirt tn piss sae cx a
exa jQ-urwic, hoOTer- iwraia
autf il zi'i a cracx a: fUi a
iscr. f iid so ewae jp w.Jt a
TsLs cecpiialar wrMmtel scfld-
a oc.&u;:ed w-.ui tee xc?m
for divine protection, we believe a little assistance from the can t brn to say now m-jca I
ber ef tee Niietal :iKoc-.4ai P-ji
arm of law is to be sincerely welcomed. j ; , ... ., oa tke ocsuc tiroruai 4ee-
Although our St. Chnstopher medal goes with us on , who e "j, rt Vj, a iea'ti-. 'i:na'J Jt jfc-e ex;ije.
our trips, we don't want to overwork the Good Saint pulling i mate piea. "My" operation would ' rS """ te 1
to have a uniformed minion of the law assigned to the jobL& "' transcript if the fist Veeloa "ili
lives of even-one. j i. ,!.. thrt , .Ji. fn-rA Coojresa held in ti. It's tee ooiy.
cf picking up drivers who endanger the li'
Re$pon$ibiUty Dmndd
I ihro ' transcrit ci a session which is
: OUX ELLIOTT j n'-Ml-
The new rian for promoting tilelx on Oregon highways ' I TH-B c a piiRiicUBr
pTaces the responsibility squarely on the individual driver, j CcTil j"rL .ILch St
The driver who doesn't measure up to this responsibility ; f jl r,. aute u-n the record of any debate. Aid
and who, through incompetent operation, causes an accident : III I lie 1QV S ilSViS a !ree-iaoce stenographer wt
in which people) are killed or injured, is to have his license ! J!" ti! Tao rn a s
to ttriw anMtdi. t tMnrwrwritw fl Mrhsm r. ! (Costumed from Page one) ! ti. pr.n.ec ana so-.a onet por-
Easc:.y. Tcn, if he attempts to drive without a ucense,
Lens of the verbatim record, lit
' took the remarks and debate doin
th new program calls for an automatic jail sentence, pro- much faith in United Nations, but in a shorthand system which t
v..fccg the cotrrta follow the request made bv the Secretary ! pe same rme cows gooa mere. ,
;."f, 1 Instead of picking up our toys But toe full text of Loyd s short-
. ... . ... i tie a spoiled child and going hand notes, in to volumes in tm
i in uzis cooBiry we ereciea crosses at ine scene oi au . some, we d better maintain an poMession of the Library of Cov
Il-Ji imo acctaents a&d collected monev at snnnes. tnei'P1 in to seep us mrorta- gress, bad never been transcribed,
tasoey coaee&sion woald go a long way toward paying off ed" JVji BW'b'. frankirter
cjr national debt and marker, wolld outnumber billboards. Ja V. y t?& iTS
The new ret-tocgh Dolicv oatlined for Oregon, we believe. Lady Bouotsiul to tee rert of the vj! rh;v.
may not produce revenne. but it will make a tremendous f or"1 .f 2.' -?epf oi'.,TrM ! U-- ' "hen the Republican N
iarfnz of both Km and property. 1 1" 'tteot.alS i S.C?"f.m" :!"
S,t?iEd KO01.11!,l 10 COm' Serv'iees Administration aad
out aJ ngbt in tee end. : c, ,-,.,1. ornnfr rt,.-,!t .
Mat Boyle
I
leooy RooMveat true is sua a, ,h, a . r.
speak softly and earn I (v. " '
gd oce
a s:z suck.
Bace.
Let's not Cy off the 1
XEW YORK Speaking of fashions.
American women go into purdah:
by don't !
! THE COMMITTEES DELIGHT
Personally, I have a sroaz con- at latcajig on to thj uciq-je b.:
nction teat if we can manage to of patrocaje 15 for a vear'i
u r m kc same wrjo wvn com wotk lumen to caairm arter a
The term nurriah in MrvV.pm rrw:nrr. a rrirtarn 1 m'jnivn without letucsr a war of cou.e of moatn when t a-
ZTf;? tr 1? "P" observation, i SEJvl:
SUrie.'lS eo!.; L',OF 115 FOCTAESS. f.od . notes, or interested in
JSJI iTfS'Al .TOSaf W?Va7 es to pro-
.:.r:Ai-: Jr. Is see real, or is sae tt .cat a ours.
nicely except fcr two Met "far; djM5
(.. !u4dn w-es aad boce tay
ether by
ys, and
PersonaJT. I beUese it woad he w.at crceiic g n
One more word on rie:
He was his farm bul bar!e de-
:naily someone from the com
mittee called arctiret with ue
statement:
F-cd your own steaogripfcer
for job, even if it s a Demo
crat.
a ttf. ig. at least a year Ml- ic 3IJU Sfr lr? , CJireiy in e secjte, wnere the W; thj green Lght Dr. Pail p
or two. It woiixl g.e boh mti' "i5 io Aaserlcaa woaieo reals ' 31 42 13,1 00"T M Haier. doctor of ire NHPC,
acd wotaea a rest frcra tee ner- '' : ke STre? Has aavi3y s Mains it (.or one reasoa or itt 0Jt IO refr:t Mxec.ne. proo
tous wear aM tear of csasgisi' aairr seen one ia ears? They ; "iJfr J x setvators CM t vei. ib v becaie Dr. Haaaer travel ;a
ferr.iaiM stiles. , ehatge so aadi that waea a h'-, trus resu... be sa.a a. h-.s derel.t fi.e;ej . ma b-o-.
t. . . . . u knm -w. DeY conference:
,v.';r;L , I , dk-i.z,v7i- - v.j as a
atdioii than we do a icte.-Baaoaa!. . P' W : Jv ivnvvr S apewrri'
-iV.m T- tk J . a -Ke o. J.fir" r,r ' Who j- OM AND NOT AS A POUTI-
cresses cs cf.icjw w
o oftn a He cas t list her. fortw CAi VICTOR
ler to pt be tare at a glance iff
bijid. ah r. ;
girl doesn't toew wt-e'.he
on a skirt cr a m:mi,iw hi
woxea'i ha rds it;t aci.Td Wouldn't H be better all arouoa
a final irabecuuy in ' :.ie id.ci ATencaa woman lock a unin:-io-;k
"-which matn a it. jeir vl'1 sacatioa froas a. I this fi
at d her ci.r til been inawrt f,oef!e arxl went isro pi--
n oy a teirs .g.-teo roJer.
spirit
On the Chicazo Beard of Tr;e
gram prices bPLTtTtD HIGHER
biper. cattle ar?d siat-rh'.er laxns 1
Lea: pol;Lc-la. he lot on the its
of a Mrs. Marn R. Tial-cg wio
was aa ef.or.al assistant for tee
C al.lcraia State Dept. cd F.daca-
t-034
Mr. T.almg had made hersif
the o.ly Us-.cg expert oa the Ll?d
iysteas by iocat.ng a copr of a
wn.cn zr tia wr.tten
New York PAl.e U-
iif Peek.sg et at i fe teroujh f.eady v higher and New York
wTOje4e oieau neaoy to a .4 , . .
Ho come?
Tae teletype offers a word of
WHEN D. HAM E It COWTACT
EOher about tee opening je
This sear tl-.r-i'.an n s.. '" :oi :n a b:t becreet. tjr
raised a new ti wi-a h.s de. Ionian caxd feel mrtterwot anj
c.sion that h e a -' r- 1.,.;- tiarroro'jji. Soe m loejer w-oid
boys at heart, alter aii, azd thee- l-,.v 10 rrr bo-jt g.rdie. I: p.: explanation:
tore s&ctiHt aavt a boyish s3oa-' awedff Sairdoes. thick: -A dro-jth rexed corn crnp es- T n- e ,. .
ette. . ant.ej, boson unes. or pete.n . tiniate b the department of agrt-' 1 wo Omen rtnanziid
A great yawp wet op that :''.- . cisilure aat Urgeiy reepoatibi for , Undtr New Camoaicn
wou-d mean a deatpaa..! ol ir.e . A:! w-l r::Slt woxd ar.t prices on ail major com- vampaign
bosom line, as if leis spe.led tra. trT -vf- Bjt r tee awdiuet . . . May corn opened SALEV Ta auuuih;
edy. But it teere
mirrors of je sojl. asd
America actually more seede-i to--t:mr Amer.caa women
it 11 a.gS eit cents h,?rer than the pre- drivers alrcadr hate
1 .earned none H.Ae the l km it n-rr.:f:e - c . . . . .
J.- .1 . j. , . ... . ,s, . . . 1 .- ' - v-" --- - virvai. i
l.iiu a uv-Tuiir.as.s o; me - r r.r- un more jov one oat . . . otea
feminine bosom? r oquea? and truly fem.n:r.e thaa , tract jumped ten cents, t
Since the sweater girls hoxed -rait;arkett of a Paris de-: mirsible limit."
cat a decade or so azo. r 1-.. ' s-.tier.
grown up a cuit of the boson :s ter.a aly ay gir! would be n-.ote
that country that is as rjaicio-.s
at it m unhealthr. The boin i. tT
getting to be regarded as a tiaicii me.Tor nt tie isi.es aim.iary
Amenran prodiict--like baieha.i. iF a iut K!a than she
the hot dog, and the fee cream "f1 in ,E ?e:-i:o e wean ia
eone, and mom's blaeberry p.? ttrr,t of fiha tdy.
So much interest has been focused
on Die feminine bosom that sooo
the Rusiant will claim they ia- Twen'T-oine jeart aio in the
ntI "L first fill year of fawliae tat in
A man aever at too sure af V vc i. u,, ... tax revenue
what be wat jetting when he mar i wu u & i:o compared with tl,
r.ed, but today he it double ua- !. a.moally today.
y
been pe.-iai
of &ate F.jrl
n COn- T NewDTT'l new rimiuuH ,a
toe ya- otre tragic accidenu.
Ore dr.ver had his llcease s-i.
t'"-4 ,'UT car hit aaother.
j'.'rictlTe in a wa'k.nt be'-teet-! ; "'""" vi. .i.i uie oratr oc we secosd
f it mjde her W.k I ke t r t.ti.u uaib vr pxi.n. IH ' '-""i orner too police
PUS SICKNESS. for a stop s.ga.
But it wouM be a rt-d rem- .A'Jr'"irilf'- ,ho rK
edv, traffic r:o.a:ioB acd ! acci-
aw w.-.o ra-1 fin i.ren.e
saspeniied three tinsel, was lojnd
by s-.ate police to be drivicg waile
n 1 m w . .. . . .
If it were, some tap w.j.M y a':r.g the licfae of aaotfler ner
LET S PASS A L.tW AND H.WE aaotaer per-
A DROLTH. He wat eatencd N days ia
That wojld lead to more trouble. - jiii aid fined
Forhinatey,
ours to taake.
the cb-vice aa't
jiaiz a: t cit :. ace jot a
7art jeaie ef aceac ieas her
at-fr i aai! -a J asva cow.
reaary la j-t
ic tilths sa wis a liale d-s-ba.'i
wiaa. sm rs; saw the two
owuatencs sarf vjL i wijcrg e:
a ue iHit jir. -EjS wrrung is
sis sfli t sa sa.'s. I se knj
it Jcrjiicen. jiltj e systeas."
Mrs. Tai-ii J auiie-ijed arid
lilies Hke a s.i: .:eacuer. ST.e s
cism7ierLT 'icifcr-! abojt be?
a Ef -n.na; n a Eepjbicaa a t
fT T j 7" 1 .ti T
"ita?hii : ssiajds't even adaiit
it." sae sa.'s, " bat aat't my
party."
Editorial
Comment
From The Oregon Press
RAYMOND MOLE Y FINDS
CRUEL EPITHET FOR MORSE
Eugene Register-Guard
Aiax McGork always says:
"Leave it to the Ph. D.s to Eg
' ore out the refinements of cruel
ty." Oregon's junior Senator Wayne
' L. Morse has had a great many
j mean things said about him out
' it has remained for Raymond Mo
ley, once an FDR braintruster
: and long-time college prof, to give
our Wayne the nastiest dig yet.
In his syndicated "col 'urn'' Mo
ley eats Morse a PANSOPH1ST!
Moiey has gone through the Con
' gressional Record and has dis
covered that between May 24 and
i July 2 the Oregon Senator spoke
; on no !es than A3 different tub
! Jec'.s. ranging all the way from
: Basque sheepherders, univertai
copyrights, and atomic energy, to
, McCar.ny. wire tapping, acd Tex
; as hiil country. Moiey remarks:
1 "My space here does not allow
a corr.p.eie liiJing of the Morse
aathoiogy of learning because said
space is paid for by customers,
cot taxpayers."
And 'ji's he sustains his con
clusion: "Some of his colleagues no
doubt regard him as a piain nuis
lance; o.ers as a dangerous raai
i cal. and still others as a useful
gaJfly. There must be some, how
ever. io have come to appreci
ate that they are privileged to tit
in the same assexibly and to
share the same air -conditioned it
xohere wr.-Ji a renval 0 that
prodigy of ancient aad medieval
times, tie pinsopcist"
As far back as the 5'h century
B.C.. Plato and Arislopcanes were
using the term "sopms;'" as a
term of contempt for tboe teach
ers of rhetoric aad poiiojopoy
who "could make tee worse ap
pear the better reason." The
sopar.s' tys'.em was despised be
cause they collected fees from
taej students which "no geatie
maa'' of tee times would do. But
the paaopoi3'j to wtom Moiey
refers cjd not come a-org uatii
abovt the 14'h century A D. when
the scaoiar Comenius proposed a
ss'.eaa for ua.venal knowledge
or for pretesse thereto.
Moiey marvels at tht sire and
variety of the Oregon Senator'!
oc.pu'. although it is explainable
:a part by the fact that Congress
11 pretty generous to ltsek' aad
allowi a Senator about ViT
bucks a year for secretarial and
research help. Thj is not aa un
mixed blessing. A few years ago
More made a tery Wig apeeca
on reclamation a.ii irr.jatioa "tt
help Cordon " ' wno needed no
help) over in Bend That demon
for facu aad graaddaody of re
clamiton. Bub Sawyer, dissected
t-.e Miirse oritloa. parajrapa by
pangrapo. aad seatace by sent
ence. po:r,t og 0 it fact jai errors
It isn t a.'e to be a pansophift
evea w.th a lit of hewers.
Ojt here in Ore-roo. we don't tse
rJch b words, but a lot of peo
ne have been ain for a wog
time tiir.piy that Wayr taij too
much.
U LaoJc at afce
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