FUNNY IUSINESS
Wd., Jan. 21, 1953 The News-Revtew, Xeeebiirfl, Ore.
SAN FRANCISCO Ul-Hn. Alys
Snow, discounted that possibility.
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Cabinet Post Okay For Wilson Prodictcd
S. Trapnell, 46, idontUled by the
Army aa the wife of Brig. Geo.
Thomas J. H. Trapnell, waa res
cued from the Pacific Ocean here
saving:
'I thi
think she must have fainted fVg.
ihe beach. She often goes for I If its?? -3?
WASHINGTON Wt-Sherman Ad
largest Defense Departmrnt pri
vate contractor. -.;
Although Adams did not elab
orate, Sen. Ferguson (R-M:ch) said
he expects some arrangementa to
be made under which Wilson would
be relieved of the necessity for
passing on General Motors con
tracts If he retains bis holdings in
the automotive firm.
on the beach. She often goes
ams, new white House chief of
staff, predicted today the .Elsen
walks there,
last niKfat.
hower administration will "ride
Patrolman Paul McGoran said it
' The people of the United States
own about three quarters, of the
world's life insurance.
out" protest over the appointment
of Charles E. Wilton aa secre
tary of defense.
Wilson's confirmation has been
challenged by some Senate Demo
crats and Republicans because he
has said he will not give up TVi
million dollars in stock, a yearly
pension and a retirement bonus
from General Motors, of which
was a suicide attempt, but the
woman'!' mother, Mri. Hulda N.
FROM NINE TO FIVE
A Year is 3SS.2422 days long aW
though for convenience In time
keeping we have 365-day years ad
justed by Ms-day leap year.
he was president. G.H. Is the
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you people con't disconnect
my numper to the.
my'phone! I've just given
nicest .ypung mon.- ... . .
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"Mind If my secretary Ukes notes to I can talk more in
i.ll ahnut mv Alteration afterwards?"
Mineral 'Kingdom
HORIZONTAL
1 Whitish metal
4 Mineral used
for fuel .
IDruca 1 '
brinfini
torgetfulnesa
4 Male chickens
S Heraldic Mlet
,i VVli , Worshipped
12 Hetal-btarinf 7 Glrt'irT
rock,'
nickname
1J Book of
rubrics
14 Exchange
premium
15 Swab
It Small clouds
IS Tennis shoe
SOCoUc
21 City in
Yugoslavia
22 Sea eagles
24 Cooking
vessels
. 2 Arabian gulf
(Chafes
9 Curved
molding
10 Lithuanian
coins
11 Cheap lodging 28
house (slang) 29
17 Main meal : 31
of the day
19 Corridor '' 33
23 Happen. :(ain 3S
24 Go by
25 Norwegian -' 40
capital
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20 Mineral
buildtnf block
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J4 Reposes ,
J5 Astronomy .
mute
M Distress signal
27 Bellow -'
J Prevaricator
40 Puts on -4irooUikepart
42 Citrus fruit
45 Went sledding
4 Things left out
SI First woman
SZEat
MUt it stand
54Stal
ii Summers (Fr.)
St Essential
being
57 Place
: TIMICAl
I Male cats
, 2 Mineral used
to make steel
MISCILUNIOUS
PUBLIC STENOGRAPHY
' Typing & Mimeographing
Prompt, Courteous Service
i. Bothwell, 335 N. Main, 3-3412
1 : r-.
Fuiler Brush Co. Ph.. 3-3659
. Roseburg .
School of Builntsl -112
N. Stephens St.
Day and Night Classes
3-7256
PLUMBING
Morris Plumbing and Heating
114 N. Stephens Dial 3-7003
Kier-Crooch Plumbing Co.
230 North Stephens Phone 3-5377
Horris Plumbing & Heating Co.
805 South Stephens Phone 3-8173
Mardorf Plumbing
Phone 3-8732, Winchester
Coen Supply. Co. ; Phone 3-4461
WASHING MACHINE SERVICE
Bergh's service all makes of washing
machines, dryers, ironers, refriger
otors. Phone 3-8348. 1200 South
Stephens. ; . ,
RADIO SERVICING
Hansen's Radio Service, Sutherlin.
Hargts Electric Co., 112 E. Cass.
Radio 8, Appllonce Repo'.-.
ELECTRICIANS
Rldenour Electric. 1600
Stephens. Phone 3-7303.
North
Dulresne Electric. Phone 3-5222.
ROOFING
Roofing and roof repairing. Insula
tion siding. Ph. 3-8255. Acme
Roofing Cs.
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Answer to Previous Puzzle
26 Malicious
burning
27Pastara
41 Mucilage ,
42 Vein of ,
rock
43 Give forth .
44 Excavate for
minerals
40 Unit
47Cry of
Bacchanals
48 Obligation
50 Verb suffix .
Continent :
Close
Dress
protectors
Chest rattles
Broad
neckties .
Prescribed
' portions
mm
DECORATORS
Pointing ond Paper Hanging. H. E.
"Woody" Wood. Phcne 3-4240.
CONTRACTORS
M&O Building Contractors
Free Estimates
Phone 3-4088
FLOOR COVIRINO
F&W Floor Covering
Sales and installation of all types of
floor coverino.
Free Estimate S&H Green Stamps, j
si-ill a. Mepnens rn. j-ozj4
Philip M. Durnam, Sales & Installa
tion of Floor Coverings. 566 W.
Oak St. Phone 3-6123.
Bob Allen, Floor Covering Installation
Contractor. All types. Ph. 3-8234.
FIRI EXTINGUISHIR SERVICE
Fire Equipment Co., 220 N. Main.
Glenn H. Taylor. Ph. 3-7134.
HEATING
Ashley Thermostatic wood heaters.
1349 Military. Phone 3-4009.
RUGS I CARPETS
F&W Ficor Covering
Sales and installation of all types of
lloor coverings.
Free Estimates S&H Green Stamps.
325-327 S. Stephens. Ph. 3-6234.
Lees Heavenly Cornets
Philip M. Durnam
566 W. Oak Dial 3-6123
Carpet Repairing & Hond Binding
Philip M. Durnam
Floor Covering
566 W. Oak Dial 3-6123
Permanent Waving
Done By
Evening Appointment
LaVera's Beautorium
Carter Building Phone 3-4173
OPEN L1TTEK
TO THE PUBLIC
. .This is paid non-political advertisement and al
most everything said herein is true. I just want t
point out, that a lot of . appliance dealers claim their
particular brand of electric refrigerators, : freezers or
ranges are the best; thet they have no equal, they are
the best looking, will last the longest and best of all
are less expensive. They leave the impression that they
are being sold below cost because the dealer loves the
public and wants to do something really fine for his
fellow-man.' Now after reading this statement In prac
tically every ad In the paper it all adds up to only ona
answer. Somebody must be off their trolley because they
can't all be right and to go Just one step further they
ore "oil" all wet because it's CROSLCY that has all
those fine features that these other guys have been
crowing about "I know" because we sell them. 4
Our down payment is Just as hard to make as
theirs (although its only ,13) and our monthly; pay
ments come just as regularly. However here's ona im
portant fact: We are "Domed near Human" and If
we cen do anything to help somebody get started we'll
do it. Just try us and see.
i
Truly your (and I mean truly),
1 " ' CHARLII IRIGGS
SPECIALIZED
BUILDING SUPPLY
743 Garden Volley Rood
Phone 3-5084 ' '
P. S. Our prices are' in line with other dealers and
we have some special prices on floor models. .
s a Mr r
Birccffor v
DLL WHITI'I
INCOME TAX SERVICI
. NIW LOCATION
141 N. Stephens (Camp View)
Ne Appointment Necessary
4 Veers e Tea Service
Ixpert Service et Roeteaeble rates
Federal end Steta Retume
Opmi V A.M. re 9 P.M.
Phone 2-4171 .
Horn (r Commercial
' Construction
Where Yea Get "Most For Veer
Money"
HAROLD M. GINGRICH
Phone 3-1929 P. O. lea 594
Nelson & Pyle
Woodworking Co.
Windows, Sash, and Frames
Mill end Mother Phone 1-1414
CONSTRUCTION
TODD BUILDING CO.
1 Mile E. on N. Umpqua Hwy.
PhoM I-SS96
MASONRY BLOCK
CONSTRUCTION
Commercial Residential Fire
places New and Old Fwndothm
Remodeling - Brick and Black
Laying by Hour or Contract
For Lew Costs, See
GUST J. HAFT
CONTRACTOR
ISOt Military . P. O. Boa 104
Pnoae 1-S471
CHIMNEY BLOCKS
Siocki
Lite-Rock luildino, Blocks
Chryslalite Tile Plant
Phone 3-3322
3750 North Stephens
I f si'"
ID PUCHS
CEMENT CONTRACTOR
Cement finishing and concrete work
of all types. Free Estimates. Jobs,
large one small. 9 years locally ki
business.
Mmko ReeMeeee Mill
194K
Windows frames Dears
Special Mlllwerk Hdwe.
' Plyweed Cut re else
Gereee Doers Ma 4 listM.
Roseburg Cabinet & Supply
440 N. Jackson Ph. J-721I
We era keek-Reedy to Serve ye.
Read CMtractliie
Shovels, Beckkeee,
o Cete, Damp Tnseka
By Hear or Centre et
DARBY Ii FOSTER
Phono 1-1145
MIMEOGRAPH WORK
Public Stenography
Notary Public
R. F. DENTON
..41, Pacific Building -
EXCAVATING
IHALl ROCK FOR SALI
Reed balldlnf end rocking. Shovels,
eats, drag-lines C9 ump nuca
for hire, by hour or contract.
C. P. TALLON
2141 N. Stephana f h. 1-4040
Royal
Typewriters
Victor
Adding Machines
Sales ond Service
Rentals
Fast, Dependable Service
Ken's Office Equip.
til South Step kens Ms. I-S410