Rain Forecast
Seen As Shrewd
Political Move '
Local citizens viewed with alarm
the daily weather report of rain
this weekend.
Tha world-shaking announcement
was made shortly after 10 o'clock
today in a prepared statement
handed reporters at th. weather
office in the Post Office building. ,
The statement said:
"The weather bureau regrets to
inform you swell people that it
will rain this weekend "
Sat., Sept. XI, 1952 Tlit News-Revlew, Roseburg, Or. 7
ALWAYS
CARELESS
Further questioning by report
ers brought only a terse "no com
ment." 1
Many official quarters around
town saw it as a shrewd political
maneuver.
"Rain in Roseburg is unheard
of," said one official. "I see the
announcment as a smoke screen
to cover up something."
CLOSING ARGUMENT At
torney Robert G. Davis puts
poyit across to jury in closing
minutes of spectacular trial.
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THE DAY!
Now isn't that just Jike a kid? Just give him a uniform and
turn him loose and he follows you around making a nuisance
of himself. Just look at that one, the man was enjoying him
self, too. Now he'll get the foil treatment that goes some
thing like this:
DON'T THROW THAT MATCH AWAY
(WHAT YOU SUPPOSED TO DO, EAT IT?)
DON'T THROW THAT CIGARETTE AWAY
(NOTHING LIKE A POCKET FULL OF OLD CIGARETTES, IS THERE?)
DOUSE THAT CAMPFIRE
(ALTHOUGH ITS I MILES TO THE NEAREST WATER)
DON'T BUILD A FIRE WITHOUT A PERMIT
(I ALWAYS DID LIKE RAW EGGS)
YEH, HEY MUSTER !
Stop Breathing Will Ya?
YOU MAY HAVE A BREATH OF FIRE !
YOUNGS BAY
LUMBER CO.
WORRIED JCC President
Sid Moon sweats ond frets
over forthcoming civic project.
"The Ja'ycees," he says, "have
always prided themselves In
maintaining the peace and
quiet of Roseburg. Now people
come along and want swim
ming meets, Centennials, fire
works shows, voter registra
tion campaigns and all sorts
of odd projects. It's terrible."
KARL'S SHOE STORE
Wishes to announce the arrival of their FALL AND
WINTER STOCK of misfits, odd sixes, run down heels and
other undersirable foot wear.
SHOES SHOES SHOES! Why should we car if they
hurt your corns, we have troubles of our own.
TERMS CASH : AND HOW!
KARL'S SHOE STORE
206 N. JACKSON
It's so much easier to throw that match or cigarette out
the window. . Maybe you can get a nice cozy forest fir
going. Th gam will sur be hard hit . . . but then you
won't have to do so much hard work climbing up these
mountains hunting. And you won't have to go to work in
th woods anymore. There won't b any timber left to
cut. Who wants to work and make money anyway?
Yours For A Hot Reception
J0ELS0N LUMBER CO.
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Like An
No Fue
Old Fue
WOOD THAT IS!
IF YOU CAN MAKE THIS STUFF BURN
LET US KNOW
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Then We Can Tell Our Other Customer
Almost As Green As Our Drivers
He will probably dump th load on your pet petunia bed but give
the poor guy a break. He hat to live, too.
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No extra charge for rocks, broken tools, Iron, tin, glass
or dirt in load. Why not order today and be
sum of a miserable winter?
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Dial 3-5561