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HOME ECONOMICS
CLUB HAS FINE
MEETING MONDAY
The Hume Economics Club of
the Suthcrun Grange met Monday
at the home of Mrs. William Lei
singer for a potluck -dinner. The
table had a very pretty center
piece of summer flowers.
Covers were placed for: Mrs.
Etta Van Kuren and Mrs. Maude
Moore, of Myrtle Creek, Mrs.
Ralph Pearce, Mrs. George
.S.iamp, Mrs. Wilson Swift, Mrs.
Edna Nicollozi, Mrs. Orville
French, Mrs. Ray Parker, Mrs.
Eloyd Bringle, Mrs. Annette Wil
son, Mrs. Hazel Wiwlrow, Mrs.
Helen Cass, Mrs. Leslie Gleason,
Mrs. Frank Martin, Mrs. Ted
Buck, Linda Buck, Carol Lynn
Cass, and the hostess, Mrs. Lie
singer. The business me.ng was call
ed to order by the chairman, Mrs.
Buck. The ladies sewed ,oa arti
cles for the bazaar.
Two games were played during
the social hour with Mrs1, Nic
olozzi winning the first game
prize and Mrs. Parker, the sec
ond same prize.
The next regular meeting will
be Monday, Sept. 8, at the home
of Mrs. Maude Moore, at Myrtle
Creek, where a potluck dinner
picnic will be held. Mrs. Ted
Buck asks that anyone that wish
es to go and has no way of going
to contact her and she will ar
range a ride for them.
AZALEA SUNSHINE
GROUP HAS MEETING
AT CROFF HOME
The Azalea Sunshine Club quilt
ing committee met at the home
of Grace Croff Tuesday for the
purpose of finishing the quilt for
Mrs. Edger liollinger (Diane
Cripps) for a wedding gift.
A potluck luncheon was served
at 12:30 noon to: Mildred Booth,
Thclma Larson, Esther Derrig, Ila
Quirke, Sylvia Jantzer, Bee Croff,
Virginia Cripps, Grace Neuman,
Terry Cuoff and the hostess, Grace
Croff. The quilt ,was completed
aad sent to Mrs. liollinger.
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MRS. CLAUDE KENSER
ENTERTAINS CLUB AT
DESSERT-LUNCHEON
Summer flowers were used by
Mrs. Claude Kesner to form a
pretty centerpiece for the dessert-luncheon
served at one-thirty
o'clock at her borne In Laurel
Heights, when she entertained her
bridge club.
Covers were placed for, guests,
Mn Frank McCnrd. Mrs. Al
bert Karcher, Mrs. Henry Halver-
sod, Jr., and tne following mem
bers; Mrs. Fayette Thompson,
Mrs. Earl Thatcher, Mrs. C. A.
Petherick, Mrs. Lyle Smith and
the hostess, Mn. Kesner.
Contract bridge was in play dur
ing the pleasant afternoon with
Mn. Pr'.. prick winning high score
and Mrs. McCord, low score.
The next Tegular meeting win
be at the home of Mrs. Earl
Thatcher Wednesday, Aug. 20.
PINK AND BLUE
SHOWER GIVEN
MRS. JERRY DANCER
Mrs. Jerry Dancer was the re
cipient of a pink and blue shower
at the home of Mrs. Glen Wafer
in Camas Valley, Aug. 7. Mrs.
Wafer and her daughter, Mrs. Ora
Dancer, served refreshments to:
Mrs. Mildred Horner, Georgie Jen
nings, Mrs. Evelyn Sundquist, Mrs.
Irene Lockwood, Mrs. Lucile
Counts, Judy Counts, Mrs. June
Standley, Mrs. Naomi Staley, Mrs.
Delia Jones, Mrs. Melva Dancer,
Mrs. Elma Dunham, Mrs. Jean
Voder, Mrs. Betty Wafer, Mrs.
Alice Dancer and the guest of
honor.
Lovely gift! were presented to
Mrs. Dancer.
LOCAL WOMEN LEAVE FOR
JOB DAUGHTERS SESSION
Mamie Wilson, Grand Guardian
of Jobs Daughters of Oregon, and
ner daugnter, Donnie Lee, have
left for Portland to join other
grand officers and Bethel daugh
ters who left Saturday evening for
Detroit, Mich., to attend the Su
preme Session of the International
Order of Jobs Daughters.
Donnie Lea of Myrtle Creek will
escort. Gladys Hall of Portland,
who will be installed as the
Supreme Guardian of tiie order on
Saturday evening. Mrs. Hall has
visited in Roseburg many times
and is well-known here.
WSCS PICNIC TO BE
HELD THURSDAY AT
H. D. SCOTT HOME
The Woman's Society of Chris,
tian Service of the Methodist
Church will hold a 12 o'clock noon
covered dish picnic luncheon
Thursday at the home of Mrs. H.
D. Scott, Melrose Road. Those at
tending are asked to meet at 11:30
a.m. at the church for transpor
tation. Bring table service and
table covering.
The pledge service will be con
ducted alter tne picnic luncnenn.
All women of the church are in
vited. COUNTRY CLUB
WOMEN TO MEET
ON THURSDAY
Women of the Roseburg Country
Club will meet Thursday at a
twelve-thirty o'clock luncheon at
the clubhouse. Progressive or
foursome bridge will be in play
at one o'clock. All womea of the
club are most cordially invited.
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Returned Vacationist Listed One
Of Perils Of American Office Life
By HAL BOYLE
NEW YORK UP) One of the perils of American office
life these summer days is the
He insists that you hear
closes his big: ears like a car door when you want to tell him
about your vacation.
How can you deal with him?
You can't get away. He will even
trail you into the men's room to
relate the strange things that hap
pened to him.
You would think no one else had
taken a vacation before in the his
tory of the human race.
The only sure way to halt him is
to try to borrow money from him,
or else stop him by interrupting,
"oh, by the way, Joe, while you
were gone I saw a flying saucer."
What the average office needs
from June until Labor Day is a
"vacation hour" each morning.
For the first 60 minutes of each
workday the office staff could as
semble and listen en masse to the
returning pilgrims tell the sad and
wonderful story of what befell
them.
Anybody who even mentioned
the word vacation the rest ef the
day would be automatically fired.
Various Types Listed
The office vacationists fall into
pretty standard types. Here are a
few you may recognize:
1. The postcard fiend he writes
you a postcard as be leaves his
home, and stops off at every other
filling station along the way to
mail more. Two weeks after he is
back at work you are still getting
postcards about what a swell time
he is having.
2. The calamity kid bee-stung
and covered with poison ivy, he
returns on crutches. "Just stopped
by on my way to the hospital," he
mumbles through his bandages.
"The doc says I got to spend a
month in bed. Will you handle my
work while I'm gone."
3. The sultry stenographer she
looks the color of a hand-rubbed
walnut bookcase from days of
beach sunning, and there are
wedding bells in ber eyes. But the
new boy friend she met at the
shore quits calling her up afler
three days, and for the rest of the
summer she snaps at you if you
even say "hello.
4. The camera nut he has to be
forcibly restrained from pulling
down the office window blinds and
trying to show everybody the in
teresting new movies he made of
Niagara Falls.
5. The statistician this boy not
only has the figures of how much
he paid for gas and oil at every
stop he alse wants to tell you the
air pressure in each tire the day
he drove up Pike's Peak.
"At Home" Boor included
6. The everloving homebody
"vacations are more full at home,"
he begins. And for the next three
hours he bores you with the details
of how much money he saved and
what a grand time he had re
painting his little grey nest in the
suburhs.
7. The funny fellow everything
comical happens to him. "I threw
mv mother-in-law to the bears in
l Yellowstone Park," he says, "and
guess what they arrested me
How did I know you aren't allowed
to feed the animals?"
8. The don't-let-'em get-away
with anything guy "they try to
rob you every step of the way," he
moans, and neglects to mention
the dime tip he pocketed that the
tourist before him had left for the
waitress at a hotdog stand in Ten
nessee.
9. The boss "aren't they cute?"
he says, pulling nut some snap.
shots of his children wearing
striped bathing suits. And how can
you tell him they look like baby
saner-iooinea tigers?
SQUARE DANCE
CLUB HAS. MEETING
SATURDAY EVENING
Th "W.Un WKul."
Dance Clllh met last Satm-Hav
evening at the Roy Lucas home
West nf Slllliorlin fni. b .... An
joyable social hour of dancing.
a larRe crowa was present and
two squares were going at all
times during th? evening. The
BTOIID that narlirinaterl in thn
Timber Days contest also did
some practicing.
At midnipht a hnnntifnl nnllitolr
supper was enjoyed.
FORSYTHE GUILD PLANS
PICNIC FOR THURSDAY
The Fnrsvthe Hllilrt nf.tho Pint
Presbyterian Church will nirnir.
Umpqua Park at 8:45 p.m. Thurs
day. Members will furnish potluck
and lame service.
Miss Irene Knrsvlha rrnnet
anyone interested to bring money
lor mission work in lieu of a wed
ding gift.
lhose needing transportation
may phone Taula Anderson at
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returned vacationist.
about his vacation but he
Shakespearean
Festival Offers
Popular Plays
ASHLAND Two of the most
popular plays ever presented at
the Oregon Shakespearean Festi
val and two virtual unknowns will
be presented in the 1953 season,
which will run for the entire
month of August.
The old favorites are "The Tam.
ing of the Shrew" and "The Mer
chant of Venice." The lesser
known plays are "Coriolanus '
and "Henry VI, Part 1."
'Merchant" was last presented
at the festival in 148. but has
probably been given more often
man any other oi tht Bard's works
at tne Asulanu event. "Shrew .
wnicn heiu attendance returns un
til lasi season's "Tweuttt ruignt"
set a new mark, was last present
ed in 1U4U in Asiilanu. ,
'ine traeuy lor 1333, "Coriol
anus. is a powvriUi mama set-
uoiu prouueeu oecausu oi uie lim
itations ot tne muuern sia6e. i'ru
uucing director Angus oowmer
imnkt Uidi uie pa, wnicu is
Mimewhat similar to tins years
"juiius caesar, ' will go weU on
the lestival'a Elizabetoan stage.
The same goes lor "ilenry VI,
Pari 1," wmcu is almost impos
sible to do on a small stage. It
is noted lor Suakespeare's por
trayal ol Joan ol Arc, out is pact
cu with battle scenes and action.
Meanwhile, requests for reser
vations lor next season i;ave al
ready started to come in me festi
val oluce reports. i'lie urst or
der came on July 31, the day be
fore the 1952 season opened.
Driver License
Suspensions
Up During July
Traffic violation convictions In
Oregon decreased slightly in July,
but driver license suspensions re
sulting from court action or ac
tion by the secretary of state's of
fice increased, the state depart
ment reports.
Drivers were convicted of 2,-
963 moving traffic errors, as com
pared with 3,941 reported in June
and 3,689 reported in July last
year.
Suspensions during the month in
creased, however, with 455 driv
ers losing licenses. Two hundred
and twenty-seven of these were
given out after drunk driving con
victions. Other reasons for suspensions
included failure to report an ac
cident, 23: reckless driving, 41;
violation of basic rule, 53; failure
to yeild right of way to pedestrian,
2; and driving record, 7.
Suspension on "driving record"
means the driver had too frequent
accidents and violations to be con
sidered a safe risk behind the
wheel of a car. Such suspen
sions are handed out only after a
driver has been interviewed and
given a chance to improve his
record, the secretary of state said
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Local
News
Make Trips T. Cavet Mr.
and Mrs. Frederick J. Porter,
Kenneth, Robert and Phyllis Cook,
and Sharon Titus, all of Roseburg
spent Tuesday at the Oregon
Caves.
Ta Meet Thursday The De
gree of Honor Protective Associa
tion will meet Thursday at 8 p.m.
at the American Legion hall in
the Kohlhagen building. All mem
bers are- asked to be present.
Quit Improved Loneita Kel
ley is reported to be quite improv
ed after her week's illness. She
went to Community Hospital for a
check up Monday and is expected
to be there for a few days.
Leave Far California Mr. and
Mrs. John Atterbury of Roseburg
left Tuesday for Anderson, Calif.,
to enjoy a couple of weeks visit
ing their son-in-law and daughter,
Mr. and Mrs. William Hogg. Mrs.
Hogg is the former Carmen At
terbury of this city.
Confined To Bed -r- Jane Buck
ingham, mother of Vera Calkins
ot Edenbower, fell recently in the
Pythian Home in Protland and
broke her pelvis bone. She'll be
confined to her bed tor two
months and would appreciate
cards from her friends. Her art
dress is 7300 Division Street,
Portland.
Visit From South Africa Mr.
and Mrs. George drown and daugn
ter Carol, missionaries from
South Africa, are visil'ng here
with Mr. and Mrs. Arthur Denny.
They plan to leave Roseburg
Thursday and will return to South
Africa in the fall. Mrs. Denny is
a friend of Mrs. Brown's brother,
William Hallman, of Bremerton,
Wash.
Enjoying Vacation According
to word received here, A. J. Tuck
of Roseburg is enjoying a fine
vacation. At present, he is tour
ing the New England states with
his grandson. Jack Clark, who is
the father of Mr. Tuck's first
great - grandson. Mr. Tuck is
spending tha summer in the East.
He visited his daughter, Mrs.
Gladys Clark I mother of Jack), at
I.elioy, N. v., and he will visit his
daughter, Mrs. Ruth Seitz, and
her family, at Westport, Conn. He
will visit relatives and friends in i
Canada and various parts of the'
East before returning to Roseburg.
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is zero on Centigrade and 32 de
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More Dentists, Nurses, Medical
Assistants Needed In United States,
President's Commission Reports
WASHINGTON UP) The President's commission on
health needs of the nation was told Tuesday that thousands
more dentists, nurses and medical assistants are needed to
care for the American people.
Summaries of panel discussions
held during the last two months
by 21 medical, military and lay
experts ,were presented at the
opening of a two-day session by
Uie commission.
The panel aummariea indicated
the exact shortage of trained
people, including physicians and
surgeons, depends upon how U. S.
medical care is "organized."
Proposing a plan for doing this
is one purpose of the commission.
President Truman appointed its
members last December. He has
been plugging for a national com
pulsory health insurance plan. The
commission was told to study the
facts and present a program for
"safeguarding and improving the
health of the nation."
AMA Cries 'Politics'
The American Medical Associa
tion, opposed to what it calls
"socialized medicine," has de
scribed the appointment of the
Truman commission an, act of
"political expediency,"
The resolution adopted by AMA
convention delegates last June em
phasized that this is a presidential
campaign year. It said the AMA
should not judge the commission's
final report until after it is made
next December.
The- panel summaries estimated
about 3,000 dentists are being
turned out each year, but around
3,400 are needed to maintain the
proportion of dentists to total pop
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ulation at its present level.
They also estimated thousands of
more nurses are needed each year
than are trained; and said the
American Hospital Association has
reported 47,000 job vacancies in
such fields as laboratory techni
cians, occupational therapy, X-ray
technicians and hospital adminis
tration. It was estimated that less than
one-half of Americans seek dental
care each year. Members of the
dental panel agreed that "ade
quate" dental care is not avail
able to all citizens.
Treasure Trove' Hunt
Upsets Arkansas Town
PRESCOTT, Ark. I - A "treas
ure trove" of $84 has been found,
much to the relief of town fathers.
The money was hidden by radio
station KXAR as a publicity stunt.
Since that day about a month and
a half ago, the town has been
topsy-turvy. People had searched
in the town clock and the Prescott
high school football stadium
among other places. At one point,
high school officials had to pad
lock the stadium to keep the field
from being almost completely de
nuded of grass.
When the treasure was found in
the city park by Mrs. Gus Mc
Caskill, station manager L. B. Too
ley said more than 500 persons
were milling around the area.
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