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WHO DOES WHAT ByP.u.nfci
CARMEN CUSTER, Northwestern Turkey show secretary, ad
dressing lapel ribbons for show officials and participants, is
propositioned for her picture. "Oh, no!" she said hurriedly, look
ing solemn. "Smile. Carmen," an admirina audience shouted and.
being a good model at heart,
all the cooperation she was gettinq, she aave with a dandv. Car
men's job may sound good on
anyining aoour Tne nara work
tribulation, a-plenty.
GOVT. SPENDING SCORED
Wastefulness, Unless
Curbed, Spells Disaster,
Cong. Ellsworth Warns
"The TTnited States has the most outrageously spend
thrift government in the nation's history."
That was the scathing criticism leveled at the present
administration by Oregon's fourth district Representative
Harris Ellsworth in a speech before the Roseburg chamber
of commerce Monday.
He addressed the group, including Senator Guy Cordon,
at a noon luncheon in the civic room of the Umpqua hotel.
The representative warned that continued uncontrolled
expenditure could be disastrous.
Turkey
Exhibit
To Public
Opens
iTh Northwestern Turkey- show
opened at the Douglas county fair
grounds this morning and more
than 300 birds were placed on dis
play. To give the show general In
terest, a variety of feature acts
have been arranged. There will
be prizes for the largest bird dis
played, a surprise award daily
and a dance and banquet Thurs
day night.
In addition, the famous trained
chicken troupe will perform daily,
during the show.
Before the show closes Thurs
day night, between $1500 and
$2000 will have been awarded own
ers of prize winning birds.
Only those turkeys conforming
to the high standards of the show
were allotted show space. Live
birds were required to be true
breeds, and dressed exhibits were
eligible only if they were consid
ered prime birds by a government
inspector.
In the Day's News
By FRANK JENKINS
In Washington the other day Sen
ator Margaret Chase Smith, our
only woman senator (she's from
Maine and a Republican) told a
reporter she "strongly hopes the
senate elections subcommittee can
find some way really to get an idea
nfi how much money goes into a
pofctical campaign."
y) do I. Spending too much
money in political campaigns is an
old and sore subject. We've never
been honest about it in this coun
try. We have laws on it, but they
aren't much good and even such
as they are they are not enforced.
If candidates for office can FIND
THE MONEY they seem to be
able to spend it without much
interference.
The British are much stricter
about this business of spending!
money to get elected to office,1
especially in the case of candidates
for the house of commons. Theyj
permit only a small sum to be
spent and if the candidate exceeds
this sum and it can be proved on
mm ne juoi iai i .l.Ej1i EjU, iju
matter how many votes he gets. In
the curious British manner, they
ENFORCE THIS LAW, as they do
other laws.
It puts the kibosh quite ef
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The Weather
Showers with gutty winds to
day; decreasing showers and
winds tonight, and clearing with
cooler t.mperarur.t Wednesday.
High.it temp, (or any O.c 70
Lew.it t.mp. for any D.c. . S
Highest temp. y.st.rday 50
Ltw.it limp, last 24 hours 42
Prcp. list 24 hours .77
PrJtiq. from D.e. 1 1.35
Piy.cip. from S.pt. 1 13.09
Excess
J.M
Suni.t today, 4:38 p.m.
Sunril. tomorrow, 7:2? a.n
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and doubtless startled a trifle at
paper; but the paper doesn't say
connected witn it nard work and
'If the Communists can force
the United States to snpnri mtinpv
beyond the amount taxpayers can
raise, they have made a big stride
in their program for world con
quest," the speaker stated.
When the- financial system of a
country collapses, that country is
susceptible to a predatory man or
nation, Ellsworth explained
"They (Uie Russinns) have con
quered one third of the world with
out firing a shot because they have
taken advantage of miserable fi
nancial conditions within the coun
tries they overran," he said.
The speaker cited China as the
outstanding example of what hap
pens when people lose faith in their
currency.
"Communists have employed
several methods to increase our
financial burden beyond reason
able amount," the representative
said. "In Europe it was the air
lift, and now the Korean war."
G.rmany Must B Aided
Ellsworth, who has just returned
from a meeting of the Council of
Europe, then turned to the prob
lem of unification in European
countries.
Admitting the tenseness of the
situation there, the speaker said
most of the representatives pro
fessed a sincere desire to form a
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Teen-Age Pair Nabbed
In Bank Robbery Case
SAN DIEGO, Calif. UP)
Two youths wanted in connec
tion with the $4,000 robbery of the
Modoc, Kan., state bank last
Wednesday were arrested In a
hotel room here Monday.
A Kansas bureau of investiga
tion agent made the arrest within
10 minutes after arriving here by
plane. He identified the youths as
Bobby Joe Goodwin, 19, Garden
City, Kan., and Donald R. Wiley,
19, Plainview, Kan. They were
booked on suspicion of robbery.
Three-fourths of the loot was re
covered in a Garden City hog pen
Thursday. A total of $3,030 was
found in a kettle buried in the pen.
Last Saturday a hotel clerk at
Albuquerque. N. M., identified
Goodwin and Wiley as two men
who had registered at his desk.
They did not sleep in the hotel
room there, however, and the
search for them moved westward.
Nebraska's Sen. Butler
Files For Third Term
OMAHA im Hugh Butler,
currently rounding out 11 years as
U. S. senator from Nebraska, filed
today for the Republican nomina
tion to another six-year term.
In a statement, he said it is "al
most a certainty" that a Repub
lican president will be elected next
year. He said he wants a hand in
the Republican party's job of
bringing back "peace and prosper
ity" to the nation. '
DIRECTORS CHOSEN
The following men were elected
directors of the Roberts Creek Wa
ter district in voting Monday at
Green:
William Garrick, three year
term, 25 votes: E. R. Motzger,
four-year term, 28 votes, and A. P.
McAneny, five - year term, 24
votes.
Established 1173
Conference On Access Road Problems Slated
Action To Get
Needed Funds
Will Be Talked
Engineers, Sen. Cordon,
Rep. Ellsworth To Meet -Here
With C of C Group
The North Umpqua access road
picture will be brought into focus
here Friday, according to present
plans.
At the suggestion of U. S. Sen
ator Guy Cordon and Representa
tive Harris Ellswdrth, who met
Monday with the access road com
mittee of the Roseburg chamber
ol commerce, state and federal
road engineers will join with the
two members of Congress and lo
cal committees in Friday's meet
ing. Attending the conference will be
W. H. Lynch, engineer for the bu
reau of public roads; James
Frankland, regional highway en
gineer, U. S. forest service, and
R. H. Baldock, state highway en
gineer. Senator Cordon and Rep
resentative Ellsworth will be pres
ent. The chamber will be repre
sented by its special access road
committee and its standing com
mittee on roads and highways.
Timber Cuts Not Balanc.d
The proposal to call in the state
and federal road engineers fol
lowed an informal discussion of the
North Umpqua road problem Mon
day afternoon with Senator Cor
don and Representative Ellsworth.
George Luoma, president of the
Roseburg chamber ol commerce,
acting as spokesman for the spe
cial access roads committee, cited
figures showing that since 1948 fail
ure to take the allowable cut
from the Umpqua National forest
had resulted in loss of approxi
mately $4,000,000 potential revenue
to the federal government from
timber sales. He pointed out that
this sum would have built a large
section of the road. He also
stressed the fact that private tim
ber is being overcut at a critical
rate while federal timber, repre
senting a far greater share of to
tal volume, is still below the al
lowable cut. The Umpqua forest,
he said, should be supplying ap
proximately 110,000,000 board feet
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Commando Raid
Knifes Defenses
Of Reds In Korea
SEOUL, Korea Ml British
and American Marines ripped
through Red defenses 130 miles
behind the front in the most pow
erful hit-and-run commando raid
of the Korean war, the Allies an
nounced today.
The Anglo - American force
stormed ashore on the east coast
Sunday night under cover of heavy
naval gunfire. The troops shot up
Communist communications and
transport midway between the So
viet frontier and the front.
U. N. Naval headquarters listed
two British commandos as
wounded. No U. S. marine cas
ualties were reported.
The surprise assault on the
beaches near Tnchon, 170 miles
north of the 38th parallel, broke
through heavy Red machinegun
fire and carried the raiders astride
Communist coastal transport lines.
iweive u. B. habre lets Tuesday
sent 40 Russian type MIG-15 jets
racing back to the safety of their
Mancmirian bases in a long range
chase in the ninth consecutive day
of jet warfare in northwest Korea.
One MIG was damaged in a 30
minute dog fight between 32 Sab
res and 60 MIGs. With four other
Red jets damaged Monday, this
brought the announced nine-day
score to 27 MIGs shot down, one
probably destroyed and 26 dam
aged, against six U.N. jets shot
down. The number of Allied jets
damaged is not announced.
Allied pilots concentrating o"!
Red supply lines reported they
ripped up rail lines in 267 places
Monday.
Allied casualties, exclusive of
South Korean, were placed at 107,
611 in a survey taken among U. N.
delegations at Paris. Most recent
official South Korean casualty fig
ure, in June, was 212.544. Against
this total of approximately 320,000,
the U. S. has estimated Red cas
ualties at more than 1,400,000.
Heaviest U. N. losses have been
suffered by Americans. The U. S.
figure is M0.883, including 15,323
dead, 12,608 missing and 79,952
wounded.
"ROSY DREAM" FOR GOP
PASADENA UP) The city
of South Pasadena has entered a
float in the New Year's day pa
rade titled "Rosy Dream."
It shows a Republican elephant
entering the White House.
The National Young Republicans
have entered a float on "integrity
in government."
So far, the Democrats have not
entered the competition.
ROSEIURG. OREGON TUESDAY, DEC. 4, 1951
FIB PAYS OFF
Gunman Leaves
When Told Safe
Holds No Cash
PHILADELPHIA W John
H. Mallon, a real estate agent,
told police that as he al alone in
his office last night a stranger en
tered, asked in courtly manner,
"How are you?" and then pulled
a pistol.
"I'd like you to open the safe,"
station quoted his visitor,
Mallon replied. "Besides, there
isn't any money in it."
"I could open it myself if I
wanted to, but I'll take your word
for it that there isn't any money
there," said the caller. He went
on apologetically:
"I don't usually go in for this
type of job, but I went broke and
I need some quick capital. How
ever. I'm sorry I bothered you.
I've made you nervous. But you'll
be all right."
As urbanely as ever, he took his
leave.
Mallon confided to police that
some money was in the safe
about $200.
Liquor Cases Get
Court Attention
Frant Harold Wilson, 27, 420 S.
Stephens street, was found guilty
by a district court jury of unlaw
ful sale of hard liquor in a trial
Saturday, according to Judge A. J.
Geddes.
Judge Geddes fined him $300 and
sentenced him to 30 days in jail.
Wilson was arrested by an Ore
gon Liquor commission agent Nov.
9. He had pleaded innocent to the
charge.
William Everett Hogan, 48, cab
driver living in Roseburg, was re
leased in $500 bail after his arrest
Saturday on a charge of Illegal sale
of liquor, -the sheriff's nffice re
ported. Deputy Sheriff A. A. Eckhardt
said Hogan was accused of sell
ing a quart of whiskey to an El
garose woman.
Hogan was expected to be ar
raigned Wednesday in district
court.
Two Roseburg youths were ar
rested Saturday by city police on
charges of illegal possession of li
quor and a charge of reckless, driv
ing was also filed against one of
them.
District Judge A. J. Geddes said
Larry Franklin Kvidera, 18, 430
N. Pine street, pleaded innocent
to the liquor charge. Bail was set
at $150.
James William Ruthcford. 18,
409 W. Douglas street, was fined
$150 after pleading guilty to the
liquor charge, Geddes said. Ruthe
ford pleaded innocent to a reckless
driving charge imd is being held
in $100 bail.
SLOGAN REVERSED DEATH
INDIANAPOLIS im An elderly
Indianapolis woman lost her life
last night in reversing the Boy
Scout slogan "do a good turn
daily."
Mrs. Daisy Lacey, 74, was struck
by an automobile after escorting
two eight-year-old Cub Scouts
across the street in front of her
home.
The boys had attended a den
meeting in her home.
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TURKEYS ON EXHIBITION Pictured in wire coops above are few of the live turkeys that will
be duplayed during the Northwestern Turkey show that opened at the Douglas county fair
grounds today. Officials of the show estimate that 400 turkeys will be entered in both the live
and dressed divisions. A variety of feature events will combine with the show to add to general
interest. The birds will be on exhibit until Thursday night, (Picture by Paul Jenkins)
Hearings Set
On Proposed
Zone Changes
City Council Takes Step
On Planners' Suggestion;
Taxis Face Restriction
Hearings on proposed zoning
the number of taxi stands within
the city was passed to its third
reading by the city council at Mon
day night's regular meeting. -The
zoning hearing would be
on the planning commission's rec
ommendation that home offices
of beauty parlors, doctors, real
estate and other offices of this
nature not be allowed in resi
dential class 2 zones.
The other hearing would be on
the planning commission's recom
mendation that the rear portion
of lots 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5, Maynard
subdivision on Harvard avenue,
be rezoned from residential to
business. This property lies im
mediately to the- rear of Ander
son's grocery and the change to
Dusmess status would permit him
to build a warehouse adjoining
his building. The proposed change
is described by City Manager W.
A. Gilchrist as a "corrective"
measure, resulting from an over
site in original zoning plans for
West Roseburg.
The hearing would be at the
council's meeting Jan. 7.
Taxi Regulation Planned
The ordinance reeulatin? taxi
cabs would be altered to give the
city more jurisdiction in the mat
ter under the proposed amend.
ment. It would srjecifv that the
city could restrict the number of
taxi stands on city streets, .limit
the number of taxi cabs that anv
company might operate, and pre
vent -taM atiSvIs from operating
wiinin tne city from any place
except esiaDiisnea stanas witnm
the city.
Other matters before the coun
cil was a discussion on a pro'
posed sewer tax, similar to that
in many other cities, to establish
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SP Car Shortage
Complaint Aired
PORTLAND -fFh- Charges that
tne southern Pacific railroad has
failed to give adequate service to
western Oregon shippers will be
aired here Wednesday when
interstate commerce commission
hearing goes into its second day.
Monday R. U. Bronson, Eugene
lumberman, said he thought other
railroads should be permitted to
compete with SP. He also called
for an interchange of freight cars
between SP and. other railroads
0D!:rjtm8 western Oregon.
" imtaovo v until ui kJ I
service Monday included: S. P,
Ellis, representing the Oregon pub
lic utilities commissioner, and in
tervener: K. C. Mcintosh. Spring
field; Leo Rickard, Cottage Grove:
Avery Thompson, of the Roseburg
chamber of commerce; Norman
De Laittre, of the Molalla Timber
Products company, and M. M.
Gillcs, manager of the farmers
Union co-op warehouse at Dallas.
P will present its case later
cy Q
H AUTO CITY, TOO
Horse, Wagon
Used By Youths
In Sixty Thefts
DETROIT W In Detroit,
of all places, two men have been,
arrested for a series of 'horse and
buggy" burglaries.
Detectives John Sly (that's his
real name) said Sam Hill, 18, and
Gary Lawler, 17, confessed to 60
burglaries of garages. Each, Sly
said, was accomplished with a
horse and wagon.
Different colored horses were
rented from various junk wagon
operators for the burglaries. Sly
said, in an attempt to confuse po
lice. It did for months as the
pair spread operations over 1 third
of the city.
Sly and Detective Robert Tran
sue gave Mrs. Oliver Lutz, a 35-year-old
hossewife credit for
breaking the case. Mrs. Lutz
looked out her window Monday and
saw two "junk men" carrying stuff
out of her garage. She went right
out and told them to put that nice
water beater back where they got
it.
Instead, they leaped into their
wagon, lustily whipping Dobbin
into a gallop. Mrs, Lutz ran and
called police, who overtook the
wagon in a vehicle that made De
troit famous.
Angry Students
At Virginia Ml
Stage Smash-Up
LEXINGTON. Va. UP)
sweeping investigation is under
way into a noisy and destructive
uprising by students at Virginia
Military institute. .
Before the Sunday night-Monday
morning affair was over, the his
toric "West Point of the South"
saw windows and lights shattered,
furniture burned, property de
stroyed and some rooms flooded
with water.
The cadets wearied by the 40
minutes of "protesting" went
to classes early Monday with only
about two hours sleep after a five
mile, three-hour hike to "cool them
off" and discipline them.
There was some disagreement
along VMI officials as to what
provoked the sudden protest. But
there was little disagreement that
the affair got out of hand for more
than half an hour.
Some cadets termed the damage
heavv. A VMI spokesman said,
however, that it was "not exten
sive." He said the cadets will bear the
cost of repairs.
The spokesman said there had
been some recent "resentment by
cadets" to a "general tightening
up" of VMI regulations. He
added:
"The disorder presumably was
in protest of this tightening up.
It is presumed that it was pre
cipitated in protest over enforce
ment of a regulation concerning the
time cadets were required to, re
turn to barracks on the night of a
dance held the preceding week
end." EX-GOVERNOR DIES
HONOLULU WP) Joseph B.
Poindexter, 82, nativo of Canyon
City, Ore., and former governor of
Hawaii died here Monday after a
long illness.
255-51
Three Badly
Burned In Fire
After Blast
Almond Walker Home
Scene Of Tragedy; Two
Children Worst Hurt
Four persons were burned, one
of them seriously, in an early
morning fire resulting when an
oil stove blew up at the Almond
wanter residence, 1313 Fair Street,
oit me ueirose road.
Hospitalized at Douglas Com
munity hospital are Mrs. (Ruby)
Walker; Nancy Walker, a daugh
ter, age 11, and Bonnie Nielsen,
age 3, who makes her home witn
the Walkers. Mr. Walker was
treated for slight burns on the
hands and discharged, the hos
pital reports.
most seriously burned was
Nancy, who suffered first, second
and third degree burns on tho
face, arms, bands and back. Her
condition is reported to be quite
serious.
The Nielsen child also suffered
first, second and third degree
burns on the face and hands, but
her condition is not believed to
be serious.
Mrs. Walker suffered first de
gree burns about the face and
slight burns about the body, in
addition to mouth and throat ir
ritations from smoke and fumes.
Woman Re-Enters Home
Witnesses said she was brought
from the burning house once, but
after the fire was put out, she
was found lying upon the bed in
ner room.
According to the report from
Fire Chief William Mills, the fire
department was called to the
home about 4:35 a.m. Walker is
understood to have come home
about 3:30 and to have lighted, k
lire in the oil heater.
Damage to the house, the in
terior of which was gutted, said
Chief Mills, was placed at about
$1500.
State police on the scene said
Walker was awakened by tho
smoke and crawled through the
bedroom window, followed by his
wife,
He then went around the
house and broke the front window
to bring out the three-year old
child. Nancy was gotten out of the
nouse wiia uie assistance oi neign
bors. Nebraskans Voting
For Congressman
OMAHA P) Northeastern
Nebraska voters today were mark
ing ballots in a special election
that will determine which of a
pair of political newcomers will
get a vacant congressional scat.
The cost was left open by the
death of Karl Stefan, a Republi
can with a huge personal follow
ing in the Third congressional
district. Last year he carried all
of the district's 24 counties.
- Seeking the office are Demo
crat Carl F. Olson, 40, mayor of
Fremont and a Midland college
fieldman, and Republican R. D.
Harrison, 54, Norfolk oil dealer.
The Republicans have declared
that "Trumanism" is the real is
sue In the campaign and accused
Olson of soft-pedaling his Demo
cratic label.
Olson contends this Issue Is
"whether the people want an In
dependent congressman or a party
controlled Congressman."
The office at stake is one of
four Nebraska congressional seats.
Nebraska presently has an all
Republican congressional delega
tion. Lou Franco Charged
With Attempted Rape
Band Leader Lou Franco was
scheduled for arraignment in dis
trict court today on a charge of
assault with intent to commit rape,
reported District Attorney Robert
Davis.
Franco was arrested about 8
p.m. Monday by Deputy Sheriff
Ira Byrd on a complaint sworn
out by a Myrtle Creek woman.
He was released upon payment of
$2000 bail.
Franco announced that he will
contest the charge and that he will
demand a hearing.
Town Segregates Negro
Zone For "Harmony"
SANFORD, Fla. Wi- The
Negro section of Altamonte
Springs has been officially sepa
rated from the town, and. Mayor
John C. Goddard said:
"I believe the move will greatly
add to the harmony In the town
In general as there will be no more
rivalry and bidding for the colored
vote." ,
Registration shows 210 white
and 205 Negro voters in Altamonte
Springs. The town Is in east-central
Florida and has a popula
tion of about 800.
Two Days' Toll
Also Includes
Eleven Injured
Bomber Smashes Five
Houses In Denver Fall,
Setting Them On Fire
By Th. AMOclittd PrM
At least 21 persons, including IT
servicemen, have died in the past
two days in the wideiy-separaieo
crashes of three military planei
and two private craft.
Six air force personnel and five
civilians were injured in the mis
haps. Two of the planes ai uenver,
Colo., and Reno, Nev. cam
down in residential areas Mon.
day and smashed a numoer or
homes. But no one on the ground
was killed, and the only injury
was to a maid In a demolished
Denver home.
Today a United Air lines DC-S
training plane crashed near Derby.
Colo., on the Rocky mountain ar-
senal s federal reservation. Kill
ine three men. Including the pilot-
captain and two student pilots re
ceiving training.
Bomber Smash.s Hemes
Eight of the airmen lost their
lives in the Denver crash, which
also accounted for all the military
injuries. Their plane, a big B-29
bomber, slashed through five
houses and set tnem atire as u
came In two miles short of a
Lowry air force base runway.
Authorities today sifted the
wreckage to determine the cause
of the crash. The plane had re
ported a failure in one of its en
gines. In Reno, the crippled private
Slane bounced off the roof of on
ome, and careened into a vacant
lot. The pilot died, while four pas
sengers suffered only minor injur
ies. Navy Craft Cracks Up
Six servicemen died at Pensa
cola, Fla., last night as their navy
plane plunged to the ground at the
edge of a residential area and
just 30 feet from the scenic high
way overlooking Escambia bay.
The plane, coming from Miami,
was reported making a standard
instrument landing at Pensacola's
Corry field just minutes before it
crashed. On board were two mar
ine crew members and four pas
sengers from the air force, army
ano navy.
A twin-engine air force C-45 brans
port, carrying three crew mem
bers, crashed 12 miles north of
Evansville, Ind., last night in a
heavy rain storm. All aboard were
killed. The plane wns bound, for
Evansville from Tulljlisma, Term.
Allies Spurn New
Truce Conditions
MUNSAN, Korea P) Com-
munist negotiators Insisted toda
: on four limitations to supervision
of a truce in Korea. The Allies ob-
jected to all four.
The Reds may have other re
strictions the Allies don't like. But
these four came out in response
to lengthy questioning by United
Nations delegates in a newly
created subcommittee:.
1. The Reds would be free to build
air fields during an armistice. So
would the U. N. command. But the
Allies have plenty and the Reds
haven't a single usable field in
Korea.
2. Neutral Inspection would be
limited strictly to ports of entry.
The Allies want inspection teams
free to go anywhere in Korea,
3. A ban on troops rotation. That
would mean an end to American
veterans coming home after a year
of service.
4. No interference with or inspec
tion of any reconstruction in Ko
rea. Communist newsmen at Pun
munjom said much construction
work in North Korea is under
ground and the Reds don't want
the Allies to know where it is.
Drunken Drivers Fined;
Jail Terms Suspended
Two persons were fined Monday
on charges of drunk driving.
John Edward Wykowski, 31, Yon
calla, was fined $500 and a 30-day
jail sentence was suspended after
he had pleaded guilty to the charge
according to District Judge A. J.
Geddes.
Mickey Jim Drake, 40, Cottage
Grove, was fined $100 on the
charge, a 30-day jail sentence to
be suspended on payment of fine,
according to Sutherlin Justice of
Peace W. C. Watson.
Both men were arrested Sunday
by state police.
Timber Sales Scheduled
At BLM Office Dec. 12
District Forester James W.
Watts announces that the Roseburg
district of the bureau of land man
agement will offer 4,995,000 board
feet of O. & C. timber for sale at
oral auction to be held Dec. 12
at the Roseburg office. This timber
has an appraised value of $110,357
and consists of four separate
tracts.
These parcels are located in the
following localities: Yellow creek.
Honey creek, Tiller and North Myr
tle creek.
L evity F act R ant
By L. F. Relzensteln
The two-way wet season is
at hand: Jupiter Pluvius operat
ing his sprinkler and coaches of
losing football teams wringing
out their crying towols.