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'Don't Hide Them Lovely Calves,'
Appeal In Answer To Dior's Edict v
By HAL BOYLE
PENGILLY, Minn. (AP) Peace is Important to
the men in Korea. But they are also worried about what Is
Happening; to the legs of the American girls.
Is a neir cloth curtain descending over the main stems
back home they adore?
This query is raised in a letter from Lieut. Tom Ham
rick, writing from "near that li'l old parallel" in Korea. He
is fretting over reports that the French designer Christian
Dior, creator' of the "new look," has again decreed that
women's skirts shou'd go lower.
(Editor's note: Why doesn't Dior
design circus tents if he hates
legs?)
(Boyle's note: Look, don't ar
gue with me. We all agree. But
let's let Hamrick say it. He's over
there.)
(Editor's note: Okay. But I still
say if 50,000,000 Frenchmen can't
be wrong well, one can be.)
(Boyle's note: How do you like
them slender like a pipe-cleaner
or curvy like a (at rainbow?)
(Editor's note- Oh, I just like
them. I'm a man of pinciple. Give
it back to Hamrick. What's he
say?)
Well, Hamrick's from Charles
ton, S. C, where "legs are more
much more beautiful than
moonlight over magnolias." He
says:
"Speaking for a lot of guys sit
ting around in a lot of holes, I'd
like to say Christian Dior is about
as far off base as an alligator in
a canary cage.
"He may not realize it, but if
Dior gets his way with women's
fashions, he's going to be as pop
ular as Kim II Sung (the North Ko
rean dictator) when the lads come
tearing off that ship at Frisco with
their eyes banjoing like Eddie Can
tor's. After Korea they want to
see only two things. Grandma used
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to say It was vulgar to call them
legs.
"Demanding that women should
lower their skirls and cover up two
of their four finest possessions Is
let me scream like Patrick Henry
nolhing short of (reason."
(Editor's note: Excuse me for
interrupting. But where does he
get that figure four?)
(Boyle's note: It's simple two
legs, two elbows. All lieutenants
are craiv about elbows.)
(Editor's note: How about their
brains?)
(Boyle's note: He's talking about
women.)
(Editor's note: Excuse me. The
third race just came in. I was
thinking of horses.)
Anyway, Lieut. Hamrick says
the guys in Korea are so steamed
up they will catalogue Dior along
with the "arch rogues of all time
If his 'cover them calves' edict
comes to pass. '
"Back there in the 'old country'
(as you know GI's refer to the
home of the installment plan) this
gent must have become overex
posed to milady's snazzy underpin
ning. If he could arrange to come
to-Korea, he would not only change
his mind but come damned close to
losing it altogether.
"Over here the women do things
in perfect reverse of America's
most dreamed-about sex. They
cover their legs but let the femi
nine areas north of the navel get
all the sunshine and fresh air they
can absorb.
"The ladies wear something In
the way of baggy pants which
reminds you every much of the old
golf knickers daddy used lo wear.
Over here womanhood plods along
dusty roads in rubber shoes which
give her all the sex appeal of a
dead horse. ,
"For months the rest of the guys
and I have been dreaming day and
night about that fifth freedom-the
one which entitles you to stand on
street corners and watch women s
legs go by.
"Viva la legs!"
TAU ETA ETA HOLDS
LAST TWO MEETINGS
OP THE SEASON
Tau Eta Eta sorority held the
last two meetings of the season on
Au?. 1 and Aug. 15 at the homes
6f Mrs. Ula Kawdon ana Mrs,
Marcy Johnson. .
Those attending the regular busi
ness session Wednesday evening
were Mrs. Agnes Lindberg, Mrs.
Winnie Wilson, Mrs. Mart Herz,
Mrs. Artice Moore, Mrs. jacKie
Johnson, Mrs. Marly Wiley, Mrs.
Polly Hecathorne, Miss Georgia
Daw, Mrs. Georgia Baker, Mrs,
Georgia Thies and the hostess,
Mrs. Lila Rawdon.
A social was held following the
business meeting on Aug. 15 and
a pep session for new ideas was
called for entertainment and
proved successful. Before refresh-"
ments were served chuckle nap
kins were passed and verses were
read aloud for laughs. Present
were: Mrs. Agnes Lindberg, Mrs.
Mildred Bailey, Mrs. Velda Sand
ers, Mrs. Georgia Baker, Mrs. Lila
Rawdon, Mrs. Marty Wiley, Mrs.
Ardith Hough, Mrs. Winnie Wil
son, a guest, Mrs. Margaret Tom
berlin and the hostess for the eve
ning, Mrs. Marcy Johnson.
The next meeting will be held in
the game room of the Earl Wiley
Sr., home at 809 South Kane street.
The date will be announced later.
SOUTH DEER CREEK
GRANGE SET MEETING
DATE FOR SATURDAY
The South Deer Creek Grange
will have a dessert potluck after
the meeting Saturday evening at
8:15. All members are, urged to
attend.
FAMILY REUNION
TO BE THIS SUNDAY
Families of Abraham, John and
George Jones, pioneers in Doug
las county, will have a reunion at
one o'clock at Umpqua park this
Sunday. The picnic will be potluck.
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Here's Your Opportunity to Hear
MARK BUNTAIN
FIERY CANADIAN EVANGELIST
TWICE DAILY
(Except Monday and Saturday)
Beginning September 2, 1951
10:00 A.M. Menage on Confident Living and Faith.
Prayer Meeting Will Follow
7:45 P. M, Evangelistia Meeting.
ASSEMBLY OF GOD CHURCH
948 West First Street
VERNON L. KLEMIN, Pastor
Hear This Young Man On Fire With The Gospel
THERLIN GRANGE HOLDS
MEETING LAST WEDNESDAY
Sutherlin Grange met last
Wednesday evening at the Grange
hall west of town with Orville
French, acting as Master in the
absence of the Master, who was
out fighting fire on Hubbard Creek.
A delightful potluck dinner was
served by the hostesses, Mrs.
Irma Cornish. Mrs. Hallie Martin
and Mrs. Ella Wegner. The follow
ing were present: Mrs. Maggie
Francis. Mrs. Hazel Scruggs. Mrs.
Jennie Harrison, all visitors from
Fair Oaks Grange; Mr. and Mrs.
Orville French, Mr. and Mrs.
Floyd Bringfi, Mrs. Maude Moore,
Mrs. Hallie Martin, Mr. and Mrs.
Leslie Glcason. Mr. and Mrs.
George Shamp, Mrs. Blla Wegner,
Mrs. Edwards, Mr, and Mrs. Kay
Parker, Clyde Henderson, Mrs.
Dorothy Clark, Mr. and Mrs. Bruce
Spackman and Mrs. Irma Cornish,
members.
The short program was given
during the lecturer's hour and sing
ing was enjoyed by the group.
OPEN HOUSE TO BE
HELD AT MICHAELS
HOME IN CANYONVILLB
Mrs. Lawrence Michaels, who
resides east of Canyonville, will
hold open house Sunday at her
home in honor of her grandmother,
Mrs. Charles Mosthaf nee Etta
Ulam of Riddle. The affair will
be in observance of Mrs. Most
haf's 80th birthday and all her
friends and relaMvcs are invited.
Mrs. Michaels will be assisted by
Mrs. Clay Ulam and Mrs. Pete
Ulam, daughters-in-law of the hon
ored guest.
SILVER WEDDING
ANNIVERSARY to
BE CELEBRATED
Mr. and Mrs. J. P. Motschen
bacher are to celebrate their silver
wedding anniversary at their
home at 1068 Winchester street
from three until five o'clock Sun
day. All friends are invited to call.
PARENT TEACHERS OF
SUTHERLIN HOLD MEETING
MONDAY EVENING
The Sutherlin Parent Teachers
association executive board met
at the Junior high building Mon
day evening with the president,
Mrs. Jean Smith, in charse. There
were 17 board members present.
Mrs. Viva Engel reported on
the PTA float which was in the
Centennial parade. Mrs. Smith
thanked Mrs. Engel and her com
mittee for the work on the float.
Mrs. Erma Buck, budget and
finance chairman, appointed as
her assistants, Mrs. Janette Lo
erts, Mrs. Viva Engel and Mrs.
Evelyn Frotscher.
Two hundred dollars was pre
sented to the school to buy books
for the library.
The teachers reception will be
held on the regular PTA meeting
night, Sept. 10, at eight o'clock,
at the new high school gym fol
lowing a very short business meet
ing. Commiltees were appointed and
plans were discussed for the re
ception. All interested people are
urged lo attend and meet with the
teachers.
Refreshments furnished by Mrs.
Janette Loerts and Mrs. Jean
Smith were served to the follow
ing: Mrs. Erma Buck, Mrs. Kath
erine Karscher, Mrs. Viva Engel,
Mrs. Velma Brauninger, M r a.
Ethel Wattman. Mrs. Harold Aus
tin, Mrs. Isabel Card, Mrs. Mar
tha Gwyn, Mrs. Evelyn Frotscher,
Mrs. Alline Smith, Mrs. Corwin
Loving, Mrs. Eloise Hibbard, Mrs.
Leona Elliott and Mrs. AHa Osier-
naut.
FAIR OAKS PINOCHLE
CLUB TO HOLD MEETING
The Fair Oaks Pinochle club
! will meet at the home of Mrs.
Maggie Francis Saturday with Mr.
and Mrs. Henry Frotscher as host
and hostess. All members are
asked In be present for this im
portant meeting.
WSCS HOLDS DELIGHTFUL
DINNER AND PARTY IN
SUTHERLIN THURSDAY
The Women's Society of Chris
tian Service held a delightful din
ner and pear picking party at the
home of Mrs. Douglas Geddes, east
of Sutherlin, Thursday. The dinner
which was served to about forty
women and eight children, was
served under the apple trees on
small card tables.
Mrs. Douglas Geddes, Mrs.
Ward Watson and Mrs. Louis
Sheffel were the committee I n
charge. After the dinner all that
wished went into the pear lachard
and picked themselves a box of
pears.
The proceeds of the worth-while
project will be used for the bene
fit of the society.
SOCIAL MEETING OP
NEIGHBORS OF WOODCRAFT
HELD AT SOWLES HOME
The Neighbors of Woodcraft held
a social Tuesday evening at the
home of Mr. and Mrs. J. R. Sowles
in Curtin. Present were Mr. and
Mrs. Bill Bartcl. Mr. and Mrs.
Merle Porter, Mr. and Mrs. Hor
ace Hatch, Mr and Mrs. Ralph
Hawley, Mr. and Mrs. Sherman
Chapman, Mary Duffy, Nellie
Blackmore. Pearl Brcstler, Mr.
and Mrs. Sherman Chapman and
Mr. and Mrs. J. R. Sowles. High
bridge score went to Julia Bartel
and low to Pearl Brestler. High
canasta score . went to Horace
Hatch and low to Bill Bartel.
FAIR OAKS HE CLUB
HOLDS MEETING AT
SUTHERLIN FRIDAY
Fair Oaks Home Economic club
met last Friday at the clubhouse
east of Sutherlin for their regular
monthly meetnig with Mrs. Jean
Smith, president, in charge.
At noon a fried chicken dinner
was served by the hostesses, Mrs.
Doris McDonald and Mrs. Mary
Vincent, inose present were: Mrs. ,
Maggie Francis, Mrs. Jennie Har-1
rison, Mrs. Dorothy Norton, Mrs. j
Evelyn Frotscher, Mrs. jean
Smith and Donnie, and Mrs. Errol j
Loving.
The booth committee of the Cen-'
tennial celebration reported they j
had cleared $100.00 from the sales i
of food and soft drinks. The float I
committee reported the Fair Oaks '
. jexw' TmmwMni' mwel
Grange float had won the third
prize of $25.00. ,
All members were reminded to
not forget Grange meeting which
will be held on the second Tuesday
in September which is the Uth.
No Grange meeting was held Tues
day evening, Aug. 21, as so many
were away fighting fire and other
were too busy harvesting croos.
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