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Tht Real Thing
FRANKFURT, Germany, April
I P German newspaper read
er! got their eyes full of flying
aaucers today.
The Cologne Neue Illustrierte
HEARING AID BATTERIES
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WritaS. C. MITCHELL
?l W. Bmivtr, EB. Or.
(Miaikar 1. M. Tan j tiaeUUi
f rartlinS BflUB HrarUg AISil
J published i picture of I tiny,
I aluminum covered man it aaid was
removed irom u saucer wnicn
crash-landed. The report aaid an
American anti aircraft sergeant
shot the aaucer down and the pic
ture showed two persons holding
the little aluminum man by the
hand.
A Frankfurt newspaper told all
about other winged saucers which
had been found aground in the
United States, quoting such authori
ties as "the American Aeronautical
institute."
German newspapers alwayi have
just loved April tools day.
Candidate For
U.S. Senate To
Speak Tonight
Flower ode to a
luxurious Mowers posed on
fine straw . , . with a lilting
upsweep that spooks lovely
lines to a lady's charm . . .
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Kellogg Grange Members
Hear Farm Problem Talk
Eugene Fisher reported on farm
problems at the meeting of Kellogg
grange. No. 811 Saturday, March
23 with Master Grant Madison pre
siding. R. A. and Melvina Red
field were given the obligation.
Announcement waa made by
Emma Madison, home economics
club chairman of the meeting, April
20 with sack luncheon at noon. Mr.
and Mrs. Henry Berkley and Mr.
and Mrs. Irl Binder were appointed
to serve refreshments at the next
grange meeting, April I. Alvin Kes
terson led a discussion of the gar
bage disposal problem.
Mr. and Mrs. Elmer Schadd,
Warren Schadd and Laurence Mad
ison served refreshments at the
close of the grange meeting. The
officers practiced the seating drill.
Oh, Shay, She Can't See Him;
Hillbilly Singer Wants Mate
Who's Not After Her Money
Tonight at 8 o'clock, in the cir
cuit court room of the Douglas
county courthouse in Roseburg,
Dave Hoover, above, candidate tor
the Republican nomination for U.S.
senator from Oregon, the position
now held by Senator Wayne Morse,
will make the second personal ap
pearance and public address of his
political campaign. His first was in
Eugene the night of March 20.
Hoover is a dairy farmer from
Deadwood, near Swiss Home in
I.ane county. His first speech.
"Which Way, America Liberty or
Socialism? was broadcast by elec
trical transcription over Roseburg
radio station KR.NR last Tuesday
night, March 28.
In Roseburg arrangements for
Hoover's personal appearance have
been made by Charles Emery and
N. M. Hallmark.
Hoover will arrive in Roseburg
after brief stops at Drain, Yon
calla and Sutherlin, and tomorrow
he continues his first "stumping"
tour of the campaign with a noon
time address in Grants Pass and
an 8 p m. appearance in Med ford.
The tour will carry him also for
speaking appearances in Klamath
Falls and Bend, with more brief
stops in Redmond, Prineville, and
Madras completing the first circuit.
Reek-Ribbed Republican
In and around Eugene Hoover
haa always been known as a bitter
foe of Morse, New Dealers and,
since President Truman came into
office. Fair Dealers. Probably the
outstanding administnition-hcckling
leat ot Hoover a career came in
1943, when he sent a live pig to
Franklin Roosevelt in pointed pro
test of OPA regulations.
Parity-Popping Charge
Laid To School Teacher
EUFAl'LA. Okla. - (.Pi - The
fianty-popping episode which al
egedly took place in a country
school house ii due for a grand jury
prone today.
The investigation climaxes a
series of court actions by Mcin
tosh county attorney Jimmy White
ley against W. E. Dickey, 53-year-old
teacher.
District Judge W. A. Lackey has
also ordered an investigation of
Whiteley's office, a step the 28-year-old
prosecutor says he wel
comes. Gov. Roy J. Turner
directed the attorney general's
office to aid the jury.
Dickey continues to teach In the
two-room (athey school near here
after pleading innocent to charges
he snapped the elastic in girl
pupils' pantiea. He is free on $3,000
bond. After reviewing the case,
the school board refused to oust
him.
WEST TEAMS WIN
STATE COLLEGE Pa.. April 3
.V Two western teams, Idaho
and Gonzaga, are the new NCAA
co champion boxing teams.
They upset tavoren Micnigan
State and defending titlist Louisi
ana State in tying for the crown
Saturday night.
RECORD CLAIMED
PORTLAND. April J (.P A
new northwest conference record
ot 1:59 7 for the 880 yard run was
claimed today by Dean Moore of
Lewis and I lark after leading his
'Silver Object1
Seen In Colorado
LONGMONT, Colo., April 3-M
Practically everybody in the
Longmont area above the crawl
ing age turned eyes skyward Satur
day hoping for another glimpse of
the silver object a lot of them
said they've seen.
A cloudy haze spread a gray cur
tain this morning over the sky to
the southwest. That's where the
silvery disk was seen three day's
in a row.
Bernard Falter, editor of the
Longmont Time-Call, said he saw
it, but had no idea what it was
or is.
Damon Runyan, a civil engi
neer, and Budd Spiller, water de
partment auperintendent, were
among others who said they aaw
it near this northern Colorado
town.
Runyan loaded a transit into a
jeep yesterday and drove into the
country for a better view.
He admitted a lot of guesswork
was involved but estimated the
silver ball was 20 to 30 miles
away and travels into an eliptical
circle at a speed of 300 feet per
minute.
Authorities at Colorado and Den
ver universities said if the object
is a balloon, it is none of theirs'.
The Denver weather station said
the aame thing.
team to i 107 1 to 18 23 track
and field victory over Oregon Col
lege of Education Saturday. The
old mark was 2:00.4.
By HAL BOYLE
NEW YORK (JPi Dorothy
Shay would like to settle down
and have four children.
The "Park avenue hillbilly" haa
traveled some 15.000 miles in i
40-week tour of the nation's sup.
perclub circuit. That makes a
home and marriage sound mighty
restful.
But Miss Shay, whose 'gusty
tunes have skyrocketed her to the
top income bracketa, has found
it essier to sing about "that man"
than to find him in real life.
"I'm an eligible bachelor girl,"
she grimaced, "but if you put it
that way it sounds like I'll pay
all the bills."
And that's one of her troubles.
When a girl earns up to $5,000
a week or more ahe still wanta
to be loved for herself alone not
just as a meal ticket for a lazy
male golddigger.
"When a man starts talking to
me about things like community
property laws, f just naturally lose
interest," said Dorothy. '
What kind of man does she
want? Miss Shay talked about that
as she waited to start her evening
show in the Waldorf's wedgwood
room.
"You think of so many things
wrong with them while you're go
ing with them," ahe smiled.
"After your first romance, your
idea of tall, dark and handsome
goes out the window.
"Usually I don't care particu
larly for handsome men they're
too vain. I don't like them sloppy
either.
"I hate a man who goes into a
night club and doesn't tip properly
or who is sarcastic to the waiter.
I don't like name-droppers, fel
lows who are alwaya mentioning
celebrities in their conversation.
Thu s repulsive.
"And I can't abide men who
hold hands and smooch in public,
jealous men, men who can't hold
their drinks, and men who wear
tight-fitting suits.
"I guess the longer you wait the
harder you are to please."
Miss Shay had noted so manv
things wrong with men I asked
her what she thought was right
about them.
"How much time do you have?"
she laughed.
And what about her own ma
trimonial attributes? Here is Dor
othy's list:
"Well, I think I'd be a good
mother I love children, and I'd
like to have four.
"I can't cook, I can't read mu
sic, I can't ice skate, I can't kiss
my elbow, and I can't use my left
hand well. But I can sing some,
and I can swim."
Nothing else?
"O, yes," she said, "I can put
both my legs around my neck
when I'm dressed for it. I'm
double-jointed."
Whoever does marry Dorothy
can be sure of one thing he'll
have a gal.with a sense of humor.
And he can be sure ot another
thing, too. H'll have to have a
job of his own.
No girl wanta to keep up the
department of internal revenue
and a husband, too.
J. G. VERBERKMOES, M.D.
Announces that the location of his offices
A.'ter April 3, 1950
will be
Suite 230, Medicol Arts Bldg.
Roseburg, Oregon
PHONE 1055
Secretary Lists
Defense Purposes
THE HAGUE, Tht Netherlands,
April 3. (jD U. S. Defense Secre
tary Louis Johnson Saturday set
three objectives for the 12-natioa
North Atlantic defense program.
"First, we seek to deter aggres
sion; second, to defend ourselves,
and finally, to defeat the aggressor
if he forces war upon us," Johnson
told the third session ot defense
ministers from the nations signing
the North Atlantic treaty.
The ministers met here at Juliana
barracks to adopt an overall uni
fied military defense plan.
Johnson, opening the meeting of
the ministers' committee as Its
chairman, told his colleagues from
western Europe that they were "ex
ercising the right of all men to
prepare to defend themselves."
"Our plans are defense plans and
we are ready to make the sacrifices
that are required to maintain a suf
ficiency of preparedness," he con
tinued. "Now let us get on with the ur
gent business that the free peoples
of the western world have entrusted
to us. And let us do it well. Let us
work for peace through strength
the best gusrantee for the protec
tion of our freedom and our way of
life."
Ministers from ten other pact na
tions gathered with their advisera
at the council table following pri
vate talks with one another.
BILL DISLIKED
NEW YORK. April 3 CP)
A bill aimed at making it illegal
to charge two admissions for split
doubleheadere waa termed "un
constitutional" and "discrimina
tory" today by the Brooklyn Dod
gers. The bill, passed by both Houses
of the state legislature at Albany
and now on Governor Dewey i
desk for his signature, is designed
to atop the Dodgers from the prac
tice of charging for two games a
day.
Bosweil Mineral Baths
Chiropractic Physiotherapy
Clinic
Lady Attendanti
1 Mile S. of Drain. Oregon
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