Ir-J house, Commercial and Industrial Wiring Electrical Trouble Shooting Motor and Appliance Re pair Free Pick-Up and Delivery Service 17 Years Experience ACE ELECTRIC Licensed Electrician 316 E. 2nd Ave. N. Ph. 1743-J United States Boasts World's Youngest-Minded Grandparents By HAL BOYLE NEW YORK (& The poor man's philosopher presents his an nual soapbox lecture on old age: One of the things that makes the United States great is that it has the youngest-minded grandmas and grandpas in the world. In other countries a man Is as old as his neighbors luiiik he should be. But here he can really act as young as he feels. And peo ple are getting so they feel young- i er every generation. I This refusal to grow old ranks as a far more important Ameri can contribution to global culture than the invention of cornflakes or the all-nylon sock. It is even more important fi nancially. People are willing to S 1 fi the most jferdonai gift in the world . . .your portrait. 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Remember cameras and photo supplies make ex cellent gifts, tool Give a photo calendar. Your favorite snapshot or negative enlarged and tastefully mounted on a personalized calendar. It's novel, it's unusual I Order your photo calendars now before It's too latel Photo calendars cost just 29o each or 4 for $1. tickson's PHOTO LAB ON CASS ST. NEAR MAIN Phone 857-Y Portland Notes Slump In Novembtr Business PORTLAND OP) Business at least as measured by con struction work and banking transactions continued to slide downhill during November. BanK clearings tnrougn now. 30 totalled $026,000,000, about $13,000,000 below the previous month. Buildln? nermits also contino- ed the steady decline of the last few montns to z,dou,uuu. rney were still above November of a year ago, however. spend mora hard cash to keep looking young and handsome than to make themselves com fortable. And this is true of the aging bucks as well as the does. There is a pension psychology rampant In the land, but the old rocking chair philosophy is gone forever. NODouy is looKing lor ward to getting government let tuce at 65 just to rent himself a chimney corner. Nope, the old folks at home aren't so anxious to stay heme. They want to buy a sports roadster and tour Flori da or California. Ask Dr. Tows send. Signs of th Timss People are marrying younger today and living longer. They get through the chillun-raising pe riod sooner, but that doesn't mean they want to call life quits. More and more they spend their de clining years declining to admit that their only remaining func tion is to baby-sit their grand children. Look around you and see who's doing the knitting and quilting. Not gramps. All that's too old fashioned for her. She's taken up painting like Grandma Moses. And grandpa's gone fishing. Who wants to grow old grace fully? Not them. Granny isn't letting those silver threads flow er among the gold, 'cause grand pappy don't like 'em. They make him feel too old. So off she hikes to the beauty shop and buys her self a henna tint. There are more people in their forties and fifties taking rumba lessons than youngsters in their twenties and thirties. And who keeps the night clubs going? Well, it isn't the young men with apples In their hands. They haven't the time or money to af ford It. It's the oldtlmers, too, who buy the most lotions and war paint and keep the barbers and den tists in clover. They're going to look their best if it busts an ar tery. All these antics of the elderly stir a major grudge in the hearts of the minors. "Why don't those old fools act their age," they grumble. But this can be put down as plain juvenile resentment. Let 'em wait. They'll have their turn. It is the glory of our civiliza tion that the old folks won't be crowded off the scene until they are ready to go. irS'ftERE! IT'S NEW! 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After the salesman was slugged they drove Into eastern Oregon and the body was hidden In a wooded tract somewhere between Canyon City and John Day. Pitt said Thompson was arrest ed in connection with a local slugging case. The story involv ing Oregon came out during a GIRLS WILL BE RUSHED WASHINGTON UP) Ses sions of the National Interfra ternity Conference lasted right up to the last minute before the rand ball, leaving no time for elegates to call for blind dates the arrangements committee had arranged." So the arrangements commit tee made another arrangement The girls would be called for in nmim, hi- i.v...- fnn-Mlh wit sOh,' no," said thegirls. '"We don't want to be herded." So the arrangements commit tee arranged another arrange ment. The girls were asked to get themselves to fraternity houses, where they would dress and be met by their dates. That went over better. 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