! U. of 0. Library CQVP ' Eugene, Ore, . i fin n fa uiru Penfh Stills Twinkling Feet Of Tap Dancer Bill Robinson , By JOHN RANDOLPH NEW YORK, Nov. 26. UP) Bojangles danced his way upstairs again last night .... lor the last time. Death came to America's great with the twinkling feet while with falling heart, Robinson, 71, had been a public entertainer from the . age of ei'ht. He carried his nickname "Bojangles," for almost 40 years, It meant happy-go-lucky. He began as a little stable boy dancing lor pennies m wasnmg. ton beer halls, reached the top of his world on Broadway and in Hollywood, and made anywhere from 82,000,000 to $4,000,000., But he was almost broke when he went to the hospital two weeks ago, and his friends were arrang in? a benefit when he died. Robinson never really retired. He kept on dancing until his eyes failed him three months ago and he could no longer see the steps of the old routine. He kept in top notch training until the end. To celebrate his 60th birthday, he danced 60 blocks down Broadway. With him when he died was his second wife. Elaine. , Although he made up to $2,000 a week in show business and $6,000 a week in the movies, cash never stayed with him very long. He gave lavishly to charity both in money and benefit perform ances and he liked to gamble. He was also a crackerjack pool player. Probably his most famous movie appearance was in "The Little Colonel" in 1933 with Shir ley Temple who called him "Uncle Bill" from then on. Elks' Show Talent Gets Test Tonight The first step in selecting par ticipants in the annual Elks lodge home talent charity show will be taken tonight when Hollywood Director William Croarkin will select talent from among Elks members and their families for this year's production. "Talk About Town" is the title of this second annual show, and will be a combination review minstrel performance. It will be staged Dec. 15, 16, and 17, with a dress rehearsal for school chil dren scheduled for the evening of Dec. 14. Tonight's talent party, starting at 8 p.m., is being held primarily to select the 50 girls and eight boys needed for the chorus and dance routines. However, persons who perform singles, or specialty numbers, are also requested to appear at tonight's talent hunt - When complete, "the cast win include 150 , persons. Costumes and scenery for the production are being flown In from Holly wood. ....... ' In the Day's News By FRANK JENKINS The other night I spent several hours reading Governor Brad ford's "History of Plimouth Plan tat' -ri," which is the No. 1 source material ior the record of the settlement of the Pilgrims at Ply mouth Rock where our national Thanksgiving Day holiday origi nated. What fascinated me was the contrast between what the Pil grims had to be thankful for and what WE have to be thankful for. V 1'he idea of giving thanks for I their blessings seems to have come to the people of Plymouth colony some time along in the fall. Governor Bradford refers to the occasion, rather casually, in an entry in his diary between the dates of September 18, 1621, and November 20, 1621. They had sent OMt an expedition of ten men "to the Massachus etts." Their good Indiar friend Squanto (who among other things taught them to fertilize each hill (Continued on Page Four) TOWNSEND PLAN POISED Backers Want 39 More Signatures To Force Bill To House Floor For Vote WASHINGTON, Nov. 26. UP) The Townsend old age pension plan is being maneuvered Into a position to stir up some excitement in the next congressional session and the 1950 elections. " Backers reported they have 179 names on a petition to force the plan onto the House floor for a vote. It takes only 218 signa tures to do it. Some supporters of the pro gram, which has been kicking around Congress for years, fig ure their cause is being helped by the wave of disputes over pen sions between industry and labor and statements like one Senator Taft (R-Ohio) made Tuesday. Various steel companies and the Ford Motor company have agreed to pension systems whose payments, on top of the govern ment's social security program, will give their workers $100 a month at age 65. Now Taft says It is up to the Senate Finance committee to de termine whether there should be a basic, uniform federal pension for everybody at 65. He estimates! the cost of such tap dancer the smiling Negro he slept under an oxygen tent , BILL ROBINSON .' Made Millioni, Died Poor Business- Woman Found Victim Of Mystery Killing LOS ALTOS, Calif., Nov. 26 UP) Surrounded by her seven, half starved Pekingese dogs, the body of a well-to-do San Fran cisco woman was found stabbed in her country home here last nignt. Miss irma is. copeland, Ml, ot 64 Carmel street, San Francisco, had been dead two or three days, Sheriff's deputies said. The lights of her house were blazing. They went to the place on a call from her brother, Frank Copeland, from Long Beach.' He said he was worried at not hear ing from his sister and his in ability to get in touch with her. Miss Copeland, who Inherited her mother's commercial florist business in San Francisco, had been stabbed seven times in the breast and back. She was beaten brutally about the head. Her body was slumped against a kitchen door. There was noth ing to indicate a motive. She evi dently had not been robbed. She naa not oeen sexuany auacKea. Neighbors told the . deputies that Miss Copeland, once the wife of a San Francisco Dhvsician and who later resumed her maiden name, was something of a re cluse," seldom left home or had visitors. , i: The neighbors had not thought it odd that the lights had been on continuously in the house for several days. They said Miss Copeland frequently left them on day and night. Douglas Leads Oregon Counties In Tax Boosts PORTLAND, Nov. 26 UP) Property taxes increased $11, 197,789 to a total $90,377,244 In the 1949-50 fiscal year in Oregon's 36 counties. That was the report today from the Oregon Business & Tax Re search organization. The compilation included as sessments and fees in water and irrigation districts and other mi nor taxing divisions. The report said scnools ac counted for 70 percent of all prop erty taxes. Douglas county was listed as having the largest increase, 52.6 percent. The only counties re porting decreases were Hood riv er and Harney. TOKETEE FILM SLATED "Power for Prosperity," a 'film depicting the advance of the To- ketee project, will be the main attraction of the weekly Cham ber of Commerce noon forum luncheon Monday at Hotel Ump qua. Mincipai speaKer lor tne event will be James Cummings, adver tising manager for California-Or egon Power company, a program at $12,000,000,000 a year and expressed doubt that the American economy could stand it. But if a steel worker gets $100 a month, he asked, why shouldn't a waiter? Would Tax Earnings The Townsend Plan, an out growth of a prograpn originally developed by Dr. Francis E. Townsend, also proposes to "pro vide every adult citizen in the United States with equal basic federal insurance." But the pen sions would start at 60 instead of 65. The plan also would take care of totally disabled people. It would clamp a three percent tax on all the earnings and Income (Continued on Page Two) The Weather Cloudy with rain today, to night and Sunday. Sunsot today 4:41 p. m. Sunrise tomorrow 7:21 a. m. Established 1873 Vm. M. Stokes Faces Charge Amir ff ut opymg State Dept. Says Charge Ridiculous, Tells Envoy To Deliver Protest WASHINGTON, Nov. 26. UP) Angus Ward's chief aide in the American consulate at Mukden has been seized by communist authorities in connection with "spying charges."' . The information came to the state department today in a re port from Consul General Ward, just released by the Chinese reds after conviction on a charge of beating a Chinese worker in the consulate. Ward himself and four mem bers of his staff were held for a month before they were sen tenced, their sentences suspend ed, and they were ordered out of the country. They were freed last Monday. Ward reported that his Vice consul, 26-year-old William N. Stokes, a native of . Hartford, Conn., had been taken to "court" without warrant. The State department ordered consul general of Edmond Clubb at Peiping to file "the strongest protest" with the national Chi nese communist leaders "over this unwarranted treatment." , At the same time the depart ment declared that a "any allega tions that of the consulate gen eral staff in Mukden engaged in espionage arc ridiculous and ab solutely laise. Chineso Communists Tell ' Story Of Ward "Hearing" SAN FRANCISCO, Nov. 26. UP) The Chinese Communist ra dio today gave its first account of the "hearing" given United (Continued on Page 'Twa), Blind Man Saves From Prison His Four Attackers PHILADELPHIA, Nov. 26. UP) A blind man's charity has saved from prison four men con victed of an attack which cost him his sight. ' ...- The blind pardoner was Clair Reed Jr., 33-year-old former taxi driver. The men he saved from prison are cabbies. They were con victed last May of participation In an attack on Reed, in which Reed lost his vision when struck with a tire iron. Yesterday, they came before Judge Eugene V. Alessan droni for sentencing. Reed felt his way to the witness chair. As the four convicted drivers watched their permanent ly sightless victim, he told the judge: "I don't feel these boys should go to jail because of this act . . . I don't hold any prejudice against anybody." Judge Alessandroni then let the men off with $100 fines and court costs, putting them on probation for two years. As he did so he remarked that the defendants 'normally would be sent to prison." Reed was injured during vio lence over a wild-cat taxi strike. A fifth man accused of wielding the tire iron against Reed is a fugitive. Judge Alessandroni took into account a union collection for Reed, reportedly $8,000, in his sentencing, but said the actual blinder would "eventually be held to account for his act." Negro Draws Life For Attack On White Girls TACOMA.'Wash., Nov. 26 OP) A 22-year-old Negro soldier, who confessed to the rape of two 15-year-old white girls, was un der sentence today to two con current life terms In the State penitentiary. Superior Judge Rummel sen tenced Harry Lambert Jr., yes terday and ordered him to sub mit to an operation making fa therhood Impossible. Prosecutor Patrick M. Steele read the signed confessions in which Lambert admitted he had raped the girls at gun point aft er smoking a marihuana cigaret each time. The first girl was as saulted last Feb. 17 and the sec ond on Oct 30. Both girls lived at the Salishan housing project In Southeast Ta coma, where Lambert made his home with his wife and child. Oregon Prunes Bought For School Lunches WASHINGTON, Nov. 26. (IP) - The agriculture department has announced the purchase of 240 tons of Oregon-grown prunes for ine national scnooi luncn pro gram. The purchase of size 5060 prunes at $207 a tori was made under a program designed to help support producer prices. Chinese ROSEBURG, fieds Arresi US SANTA GETS BATH 'Chute Lands By Miscalculation In Ohio River GALLIPOLIS, O., Nov. 26, UP) There was a slight' hitch in a visit by Santa Clau to Gallipolls yesterday. 1 Oh, the kids got their candy, and pats on the head, and a smile. There were more than 1000 of them. And, they were happy about the whole thing before it was over. But, you see, Santa Claus, who was supposed to parachute into public square, miscalculated, He hit the middle of a very1 cold Ohio river, instead. "Santa Claus ' is drowning," screamed the kids "Let's go," said the crew of a rescue boat. There was no comment from Santa Claus. He was too cold. Trash-Can Baby's Mother Accused PASCO, Wash.,' Nov. 26. UP) The young unwed mother of "Lit tle X," Pasco's trash-can baby, will face a charge of child aban donment when she leaves the hospital where her three-day-old son has captured the hearts of the staff. Prosecutor William Gaffnev fil ed the formal charge yesterday against ia-year-oia Fatncla lira ham, of Sumner, Wash. Attendants said she has shown little interest in the child she bore Wednesday night In an emp ty taxicab behind the police sta tion. Garbagemen found the in fant, alive and yelling, when they made their rounds about eight hours later. He had been stuffed into a trash can and was "blue as a bottle of Ink," the collectors said. , ; ... . f ThmothertdJd' police "yeiter-' day: . , .. , . "I thought the child was dead so I put it in the garbage can." She had come to this area from western Washington about three weeks ago, and was working as a secretary for a Kennewick business firm. She gave birth to the baby after slipping out of a theater where she had gone to see a moving picture with a boy friend and another couple. Numerous offers of adoption have been received. Even the police, feeling that they helped give him a start in life, said they have put in a bid for adoption so the boy can grow up "to be a fine patrol man." Pittsburgh Sales Girl Victim Of Sex Murder PITTSBRGH, Nov. 26 UP) Police today questioned an un identified suspect a few hours after the discovery of the batter ed body of a 38-year-old sales girl in PIttsubrgh's east end. The body of Jean Brusco wat found grotesquely sprawled in the rear of a house across the street from her home. Police said evidence indicated she had been raped. Police said the suspect was pick ed up at the murder scene. They said there was blood under the mans fingernails and on his shirt. He insisted he was injured in a ian. H. E. Howard Appointed Munitions Board Head WASHINGTON. Nov. 26. UP) President Truman has named former Chicago industrialist Hu bert E. Howard to be chairman of the defense department's muni tions board. The appointment to the $14.- 000-a-year post was announced yesterday. Hubert would be re sponsible for advance planning ior tne industrial moDinzation of the nation in case of another war. A post vacant for many months. Howard, bo, nas been chairman of the personnel policy board of the department of defense since September 1. Weather Again Prevents Search For Lost Plane PORTLAND, Nov. 26. UP) Clouds today again prevented air search for a C-54 air force trans port plane missing since Tuesday morning with six men aboard. Ground crews have checked without result all reports of per sons hearing low-flying planes In the area between Tacoma and Portland on the day the four engined transport vanished. The C-54, on a routine flight from McChord field to Portland, presumably is down in the moun tains, timbered area north of here. TRUCKER KILLEO EUGENE, Nov. 26 UP) A truck slipped off a soft shoulder on a road construction job at Mareola yesterday, fatally crush ing the driver, Robert E. Stew art, 41, Mareola. OREGON SATURDAY, NOV. Brannan Farm Plan Flayed At Grange Meet "Internal Cancer That Perils Free Enterprise," Resolution Declares SACRAMENEO, Calif., Nov. 26. UP) The National Grange has rejected the Brannan farm price support program as "an in ternal cancer that would ultimate 1;' destroy our free enterprise system' The resolution condemning the farm program proposed by Secre tary of Agriculture Charles F, Brannan was a highlight of the closing session of the 12-day Na tional Grange convention last night. It said of the Brannan plan: The proposal has totally un desirable political implications. Clearly, under such a system, that party which would promise to farmers the largest bonus out of the treasury would earner mai.y votes not obtainable on the basis of an honest, sound platform. li would tnen become a race to see which party would promise most." The resolution said that Bran nan type of subsidy would make farmers "public beggars for i fair Income" and destroy their character and sel reliance. " (The Brannan plan, shelved at the recent congress, calls for full parity supports through pur chases and loans, as at present, for corn, cotton, wheat, rice, pea nuts and tobacco. For perishable products the price would be per mitted to seek its natural level In the market place. The govern ment would determine a "fair price" In advance and then pay the producers the difference be tween that price and the natural prlo;, if It were lower.) .Al.terjiativ.e..dvied..wi' -W-i - The resolution suggested that (Continued on Page Two) , Oregon Coast Hit By Terrific Gale By The Associated Press A gale lashed the Oregon coast today, brought rainfall inland, and threatened a blizzard in the high Cascade mountains. Astoria was blacked out for two hours this morning by a pow er failure. The wind roared in gusts up to 50 miles an hour, and roughened the bar entrance. The weather bureau said "bliz zard conditions" might develop in the high Cascades. Already, snow was falling at elevations above 4,000 feet. A 10-ton slide of rocks and mud toppled onto Pacific highway 99 K south of Oregon City last night. Crewmen began clearing away the debris, while cars passed on a one-way traffic basis. Another rise in the rivers was forecast, though no flood was in sight. Janitor Branded Sender Of L. A. Smear Cards LOS ANGELES, Nov. 26 UP) The man who sent out all those postcards branding Los Angeles as a wild and wicked city, says police chief William Worton, is a 56-yearoid Janitor, Charles Janson. Janson was charged with send ing defamatory matter through the mail after police compared his writing with that on the post cards. Said Janson at his arraignment yesterday: "I don't know what it's all about." . TALKING URGE Convicted Red Leaders, Free On Bonds, Ask Right To Travel About Country NEW YORK, Nov. 26. UP) Eleven red leaders convicted of con spiracy against the U. S. government are seeking permission to travel about the country. A petition asking that the government be required to show cause why such permission should not be granted was scheduled for a hearing in federal court today. The petition, filed yesterday, said the convicted communists need to visit various parts of the country to explain issues In their case, andi to raise funds to de fray costs of their appeals. The 11 were convicted last month of conspiring to advocate the forcible overthrow of the gov ernment. Under terms of their bonds, which totaled $260,000, their travel was restricted. Early this month, federal Judge William Bondy ruled that flv of the 11 who lived outside this federal district could leave (he district to visit their hornet, but 26, 1949 Consulate . i II Y. 1L ; J& IN CONTEMPT Vincent Halli nan, above, Harry Bridget' de fense attorney in the federal trial at San Francisco, facet a six - month's prison term for contempt of court following a bitter wrangle with presiding Judge Harrit over the lawyer't conduct. Judge Harris granted a stay of imprisonment, how ever, to permit Hallinan to con tinue service for Bridges until the end of the trial. Russian Sentry Kills U. S. Soldier BERLIN, Nov. 26 UP) Maj. Gen Maxwell D. Taylor filed a strongly worded protest with the Russians today on the fatal shooting of an American A i r Force sergeant by a Russian sentry last night The Army iden tified the; dead soldier; as" Staff -Sgt. John E. Staff, or Ramsey, 111. . . (. . Gen Taylor charged the sentry was guilty of "senseless bruta lity." ' U. S. Army authorities, after an inquiry, gave this version of the Incident (through a spokes man: The sergeant, two soldier com rades and a German girl were "joy-riding" In an official air force automobile in the British sector near Gatow airfield. . They came to the Russian zone border without knowing it until a Soviet soldier halted them at an obscure checkpoint. The driver spun the car around toward the British Sector and re fused to heed a command to halt. The Russian shot through i the back of the car and hit the ser geant, in the head. He died later in the R.A.F. hospital at Gatow. Four More Czechs Given Sentences For "Spying" PRAGUE, Nov. 26 UP) The Prague State court today sen tenced to death four Czechs con victed of leading an espionage ring charged with delivering In dustrial secrets to the Army's Counter Intelligence corps. -. Two of the death sentences, however, were Immediately com muted to life imprisonment. ; Two other Czechs, including a woman, also- received life terms. Twelve other members of the alleged spy ring received prison terms of from eight to 25 years. Two others were punished for rnllure to report espionage activ ities to the police. ( This brought to 87 known the number of persons sentenced in the past week on charges of spy ing and subversive activities. PERSISTS must confine their travel to dis trlcfs In which each lived. The petition said the red lead' ers need to be able to travel in order to perform their duties as party officials in which capacity nine of them earn their living. The petition also said the 11 needed to explain the issues in volved to party members and others "who may be adversely affected by an affirmation of our conviction. The government has opposed unrestricted travel for the 11 on around thev would "continue & vocatlne the Ideas" for which they were convicted. 17-49 Aide Vets Booming Market For Home Loans October Applications Most In Months, Due To Go Higher, VA States WASHINGTON. Nov. 26. UP) The G.I. home-loan market is the best it has been in two years and it's due to become even bet ter, the Veterans administration said today. During October, almost 40,000 applications for G. I. home loan guaranties .were received from lenders, Frank W. Kelsey, VA assistant administrator for fi nance, said. ' ;- . This represents the highest number for any month since No vember, 1947, Kelsey said. ' Applications have been rising steadily since last April, when a long downward trend was reversed. ' T. B. King, director of VA's loan guaranty service, said the upturn was the result of a com bination of factors. He said they include: 1. An increased willingness on the part of private investors to fiance mortgage loans at 4 per cent interest the maximum rate chargeable on GI home loans. 2. Greater availability of lower- priced homes. d. tne large amount of mort gage money supplied through the reaerai national Mortgage as sociation, a government corpora, tion authorized to buy GI loans irom private lenders. King said a new law expanding , (Continued on Page Two) Oregon Board Asks Benefits' Boost " PORTLAND. Nov. 26 UP) The Oregon Public Welfare com mission is lending its support to Social . Security coverage- for farm workers. The commission, voted yester day to inform Congress of its stand, and also to ask Congress to increase . Social Security ben efits. Both of these proposals have received approval In the House, out noi in tne senate, . The commission, said that un der the present system many farm workers have to apply for relief payments. rne state also has to supple ment social security payments to the aged since government payments have averaged only $21 monthly. The bill pending in Congress would increase the av erage payment to $50. Administrator Loa Howard re ported the State's average old age assistance payments reach ed a high of $54.82 last month. She said ' totaL expenditures were $2,164,633, adding that was well within the budget. The state has $2,336,333 left for each month remaining in the blennlum, she said. Tito Padlocks Czechs' Propaganda Agency : i BELGRADE. Yugoslavia. Nov. 26. VP) Marshal Tito pad locked Czechoslovakia's propa ganda agency here last night in retaliation for the closing down of his own agency in Prague two days ago. Closing or ine uzecn miorma tion office cut off the last vestige of Yugoslavia's elaborate pro gram of "cultural relations" with tne rest oi me communiswea countries in eastern Europe. It was the latest act in the bitter feud between Tito's Independent communist regime and the Russian-sponsored comlnform. Poland s reading room, not iar from that of the Czechs, was closed down earlier this year after It persisted in displaying comlnform propaganda against Premier Marshal Tito's regime in its windows. Roseburg Man Faces Bad Check Charge PORTLAND, Nov. 26 UP) Robert V. Keller, 24, Roseburg, is in Jail here today on a charge of check vagrancy. Keller was accused of passing bad checks in Portland and Rose burg. He and his 16-year-old wife were arrested here Thursday night, and the wife placed in the custody of the Women's protec tive division. POLIO CASES DECLINE WASHINGTON, Nov. 26-UP) The number of new cases of in fantlle paralysis dropped last week for the 13th week in a row. The Public Health Service said 735 new cases were reported during the week, bringing the to tal tnrougn Nov. JH to 4U,MJ, compared with 25,775 for the cor responding period of 1948. Murder Count Filed Against Wallace Green Charge Based On Own Unspecified Statements, N District Attorney Says , Ray B. Compton, attorney for Wallaoe Green, asked for a pre liminary hearing when the youth was arraigned this morn ing. Time of the hearing will be set later. With the youth at hit arraignment wat hit fa ther, Auttin C. Green, of Bremerton, Wash,' Formal charges of murder in the first degree were filed this morning against 20-year-old Wal lace Green, following his ar raignment in the Justice court of Judge A. J. Geddes. Green is being new in connec tion with the bludeeonlnt! to death of his grandfather, Robe Thomas Green, 77, Dtllard. According to Robert u. Davis. district attorney, deductions made by investigating officers as to the death of the elderly man were confirmed yesterday by an autopsy performed by Dr. Ho ward L. Richardson, head of the state's Crime Detection labora tory in Portland. , , - , Davis said young Greens statements during interrogation resulted in the murder charges being' filed. The prosecutor gave no particulars. Green, who came here about two months ago from Bremer ton, Wash., to live with his grand father, was a former student at Olympia Junior college of Bre merton and told officers he also spent a summer session at the university oi wasnington. Youth "Dltoovered" Body He was nicked un Thursday evening by state police,' follow ing investigation of the death by Deputy coroner M. a. tmrnitc Emmitt said he was called when the youth notified neighbors of the discovery of the body in the kitchen of the home in Dillard. Emmitt later notified state police and the district attorney's office. Tne elder ureen, a rauroaa pensioner, was allegedly beaten (Continued on Page Two) Kiel Murder Trial To Start Monday Charged : with the strangula tion death of a former ' Soring- field man, Joseph Louis Kiel of Mrytle Creek will go on trial Monday in the fourth murder case in the local circuit court within the past 12 months. Circuit Judge William G. East of Eugene will try the case. Roeburg's Judge Carl E. Wim berly said' he had tried three murder cases in the , last year and had no desire to hear a four th in so short a period. Kiel wan indicted hv the errand Jury recently for the alleged murder of Stanley James Tucker of Springfield, formerly of Myr tle Creek, whose body was found under tno rruner Driage near Riddle the morning of Oct. 30. Kiel entered a plea of inno cence at his arraignment follow ing the indictment. His attorney, James M. McGinty , -Myrtle Creek, indicated that insanity would be Kiel's defense in the; trial. Opening day of the trial Mon day will be largely devoted to the selection of a Jury, with open ing statements and examination of witnesses probably scheduled Tuesday. Help Requested To Decorate Streets Want to help your city get the Christmas spirit? city manager M. w. Slankara urged civic-minded citizens to Join in the fun tomorrow morn ing as downtown Roseburg streets are decorated ior tne coming holiday season. Already slated to participate in the event are members of the fire department and the city's street department and Lions club members. However, because only one day Is allowed for decorating, Slan- Kard said more volunteer help is needed. Workers are to meet at the city hall at 8 a.m. Firemen have already constructed the strings of colored lights, wrapped with iir Dougns. i nese wm adorn an Intersections and will also be hung in the middle of each block. Twenty Santa Clauses, purchas ed by the Retail Trades associa tion, will adorn light poles. Workers will cover the busi ness section of Jackson, Cass and Oak streets. Population Of U. S. Is Now Over 150 Million WASHINGTON UP) The Uni ed States population was 149, 947,000 on Oct. 1, the Census Bu reau reported today. It is esti mated to have passed 150,000, 000 since then. That, figure, which includes 487,000 In the armed forces over seas, represented a 244,000 gain during September. Livity Fact Rant By L. r . Reiswiatehi ECA director Hoffman says Russia wants chaos. What she really deserves are K.O.s.