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ROSEBURG NEWS-REVIEW. ROSEBURG, OREGON. THURSDAY, MARCH 21; 1940.
Ynuna Oreaonians
Score Hit Here
Olio of the ln crowds avt'i
to HMRPtntile at HimelmiK m-nlnr
high Hchnol auililoiiinn k ice led the
VmiiiK OrcponiHiifl' vituth-vllht tei-unp
of laliMilcu iHTforiiiHis or J-oiiluntl
laBt nislH i lK "liow ire-
PPIltfMl llIldlM' tin BJM)!iHOIhlp of
the KusfbiT.i Morn dub and KiikIk
lode.
Th thirty-five ymiiiK Imi'h and
Kirlf, iiH'mbPis of t Ik Yoiiiik Ore
KoiihuiH' hohhy rluhn mid music
priiiis. pri'Hi'uli'd nuup than an
hour and n luilf of varied cuttr
Uiinment in rapid fire mirrpKHioii
which delighted the Ihikp llironp.
From the openiiiK niiuiher played
hy the oiKaiiization'H Kixpiece
BUiin; band until the finale, there
was imver a dull moment. The an-1
dffiK'f etithuKlaHtlfally received I
every mini Iter, p ideuced by the
fact thai each act was called back
for one or wore, encores.
The program included a variety
of dam-en toe, tap, ballet, acro
batic, novelty and comedy hours.
Instrumental numbers, hill-billy and
cowboy groups, chalk talks, maul'
act, ftll-filil tutnbllriK revue, pyra
mid team and many others.
This tour is the fourih annual
trek of the organization ihroiiKh
VHi-fniis cifeH in Oregon, having
already played in Cnrvallis, Junc
tion Clly, Kugene, Cottage (iiove.
playing tnttay in Marfhiicbl him)
Rccdsport, and endlnx the tour lit
Nmvpo.-t on thtlr rt-tuni to Cort
land. The group travelled by
Greyhound bus and stayed in ltse.
burg last night. The local organi
zations which sponsored I lie show
pnld ull expenses during their stay
hero. . .
ODDITIES
OUR BOARDING HOUSE with Major Hoopfe'
I : " 7 ; " S
I I ONE THINS ILL NEVER. BE MAYBE ITS BECAUSE J 1
Iis how a big executive afraip of beiki'J
V CAM DRIVE MEM BUT CAN'T J FIRED -"
am
Tttmu mt. ofr. HORSE SEWSE J.R.WiLLrAM5 ,, f
V CUI-K IMP IT HE MBVICC.1HC. w'" '-J 3 1 J
lean get an 9n ileiluctlon ironiMii.i him ol charging I7.i oysters to
Oregon's Own
MUfOtUi I .
SUUAR
Hood River
(Hy the Associated Press)
Pay For
itoTnsvn.i-r:. im. a house
that wasn't there cheated tax col
lector Jacob G. Conrad out of turn
ing III 1H0 pel- cent collections.
Shy ?L'.23, he told the county
controller:
"That represents the lax on u
houso that burned to (he ground.
The owner refused lo pay tax on u
house that Isn't there."
Dog-Gone Slow
NKW YORK A Cernmn shep
herd dog took bis morning trot
along the southbound Int-iil tracks
of the Nth ii venue subway today
ond threw the schedule nlT nine
minutes.
Kor .'Si miles hp loped along: ig
l.nriti.i the whistle blasts ol an im
patient motormaii at his heels.
Station ntteiulantfi at (2nd stieet
finally caught the dog. lie licked
their hands affectionately.
his income tax.
He was so busy poring over the
patters that he fulled lo notice a
spark .from bis cigar ignited the
litre ctirlalns.
Total damage was jSiid and all
his figures.
Hot Dog Hotter Man
DAM. AS "I was doing all right''
the prisoner told Municipal Judge
Joe Mill, "until my dog hauled oil'
and kicked me. Then I ligured
the world was a.-cainsl me, so I
started some trouble."
The Judge wasn't very synipa
Iheilc, cither. lie said (be line
Would be Jin, for drunkenness.
her account and taking them to
his restaurant.
I'oiice arrested him frying oysters.
ton has either opened or locked up
lue store every day in its quarter
century of business.
Some Swap
H'nvm
)i;i,AIK, N. J. Mo bum.
Samuel Nudd rolled over In bed,
murmured something about spring,
yawned and dislocated his Jaw.
lit? had It reset at a hospital and
went back to bed.
TOW'AXDA, I'a.-Walter Finch
and (ilenn Hrenchley agreed to
trade horses "sight unseen." j
Alter turning bis horse over to
Hrenchley, Finch says ull he re
received In return was a wooden .
saw horse. , I
He swore out n complaint charg
ing Itrenchley with larceny.
Where's the Fire
MINCHAM. Huh - The (Ire siren
in this mining city may mean:
1. There's a fire, or
'2. It's 9 p. in. and all youngsters
thou Id he home in lied.
Illnghatn's firemen 'i '4 reed to
round curie w for the city council
lifter Councilman A. J. Ahleit as
iPited "too many kills are chasing
the I reels."
See Schedule Z
PAW'TI't'K KT. It. I. - Harry Mi
I'oart would like to know tl tie
I
Prophetic
AHNXKAPOUS Charles Ander
son. 52, whs being questioned at his
burglary trial.
"How many times have you been
rnnvii-teil nf 11 crime-" !
I'JiUvo times." answered Ander
son, "and this'll he the sixth. "
He was right. A jury convicted
' him.
illy the Associated Press) ,
! Foolish Fellows !
I ItOSTMN Three Itrookline J
youngsters are suye they can
j iJiiilto Novelist1 Kdna I'Y'iber laugh.
I given 'a chancn.
Heading published reports I hat
she would give $lun to anyone who
could cause her tntrllu Ihe trio'
went to her hotel nrmed with a
large feather with which they plan
lied to "tickle her feet."
rnfoiiunntely. Miss Ferber bail
cheeked out.
S-w-i-s-h-h-a
HOl'KTOX, Tex. -Police are
looking for the speediest thief.
A few days ago, he entered a
drug store, grabbed three pints of
whiskey and fled :io swiftly he
ran out from tinder bis hat.
The oilier night he entered a
liipior store, grabbed three (piarts
and again fled so last he lost his
hat.
Utopia!
MIM.FIKI.D, X. II. -This town
Isn't spending any money this year.
The voters all lour of 'em-got
together nnd decided no appropria
tion was necessary.
Lucky Toddler
I IKS MOINKS. Iowa Dannie
I limes. 1 i months-old, rolled out
ot a third story a part men t window,
fell :to leet In a flight of steps.
His only apparent injury a
bump on the forehead.
Prize "Canned1
PO!rn,AXIF. ('. Keiter caught
n fi!-poimd salmon and hustled to
a hardware store tor blanks to en
ter It in a fishing contest. Ho
learned the Hsh had to be dis
played. Wbeu be .got home his wife had
already canned it.
Too Young to Quit
I.F.IIANOX, Mo. William II.
Turner, Lebanon's 21-hour-a-day
police judge, filed for re-election
with a plea to he kept in ollice un
til he'8 lun years old.
Turner. has a standing re
tpie.Ht with police to call him iinine
diatefy alter tin arrest day or
night. He claims his system saves
the city hundreds of dollars an
nually hy eliminating hoard Tor
prisoners awaiting a hearing.
Hood River valley, which is be
ing featured this week In the Amal
gamated Sugar company's White
Satin Sugar advertisement In this
newspaper, comprises about 3 it ,000
ucres of cultivated land, approxl
matly 10.000 ac.res of which Is de
voted to fruit growing, apples,
pears, cherries atid strawberries.
About two million boxen of ap
ples are packed each year, varie
ties In order of importance being:
Yellow Newtowns, Delicious, Spit
zeubergs, Ortteys, Arkansas Ulucks
and Jonathans. Sixty per cent of
the crop Is Yellow Newtowns ami.
in normal times, 65 to 70 per cent
of this variety Is exported to for
eign countries. The latest Euro
pean war has completely Btopped
apple exports, and it has become
highly essential that Hood Htver
valley growers sell these Yellow
Xewtowns In the United States.
Pear Output Also Heavy.
The valley also produces from
7nn.iHi0 to 1.00H.UOO boxes of high
grade pears each year, the main
varieties being Hartletts, Anjotis.
Hose, Cornice, Winter Nellis, and
Kasters. From five to six thousand
tons of Bartlett pears are canned
In Hood River each season, and
other varieties, known as winter
pears, are sold in fresh fruit mar
kets. Normally, about 50 per cent
of "these pears "went foreign," but
war embargoes ubrpad ended this
trade for the present and the fruit
must be absorbed In domestic mar
kets or go to waste at .growers'
loss.
A large tonnage or fine cherries
is also produced, the varieties be
ing Hfng, Lamberts, Mlack Republi
cans and Royal Alines. Part of this
tonnage is canned, whil the re
mainder Is shipped fresh.
The strawberry production of 300
acres is annually canned and sold
fresh.
Sold Through Co-Op.
The major portion of the fruit
crops of Hood River valley is han
dled and sold through the Apple
flrowers association, the largest
rrult cooperative In the Pacific
Northwest, and owners of the
famous Diamond brands. With a
membership of 6oo fruitgrowers,
the association handles 7" iter rent I
DAILY DEVOTIONS
DR. CHAS. A. EDWARD8
'Tis midnight, and on Olive's
. brow.
The star Is dimmed that lately
shone ;
'Tis midnight: In the garden
now.
The suffering Saviour prays
alone.
'Tis midnight and from all ro
moved. The Saviour wrestles lone with
fears;
B'en that disciple whom lie
loved,
Heeds not his Master's grief
and tears.
'Tis midnight and for other's
guilt
The man of sorrows weeps in
blood;
Vet He that hath In anguish
knelt;
Is not forsaken by Ills God.
Tis midnight and from heaven
ly plains
Is borne the song that angels
know,
Unheard by mortals are the
strain.
That sweetly soothe the Sav
iour's woe.
(William B. Uradbury)
"lie was wounded for our
transgressions. He was bruised
for our Iniquities, the chastise
ment of our peace was laid upon
Him. and with His stripes we
are healed." Isa. 53. 5.
Slayer of Former India
Head Asserts "Duty" Done
! Here From Kiddle U. F. Nich
ols, of Kiddle, spent Wednesday
in this city on business.
LONDON.. Marco .n .
37-yeor-old British Indian etiKiuerr.
tNlham Singh, alias Mahomed
Singh Azad, was returned to How
street nurt today lor luither ex
amination on a charge ol murder
ing Sir Michale O'Dwyer, retired
Indian administrator.
Prosecutor Kvans read a state
ment attributed to the prisoner,
as follows:
"I shoot like I think, at the wall.
I lust shot to make a protest- not
to kill. I do not mind what sent
knee 1U, U or 2 years or to be
I hanged. 1 did my duty."
rdbam Singh was arrested
I March 13 after four pistol shots
I were fired that night at a meeting
of the East India association wiieie
O'Dwyer had ju.st flnUhcd speaking.
Would Close Columbia to
Netting for Steelhcads
i ovcviku Wash.. March 2m
(API Closhv; the Columbia river I
1 to commercial steelheail lisning,
now allowed In Oregon, would in
I crease the river's sleelhead run
i so greatly it would attract fisher
1 men from California a.id other
j slates. Bernard T. McCau'ey, state
I game director, told a l.oncview
; sportsmen's meeting last nignt.
Fishermen would make enough
I from serving as guides and renting
; boats to make up for their com
i men ial losses, McCaui.-y esli
I mated.
of the fruit crops of Hood River
valley.
Its cannery lust year produced
canned products as follows: l'2't,
000 cases of canned apples; HiO.i'OO
cases of Bartlett pears; 18.000
cases of strawberries; til.ooo cases
of black cherries; a.Oot) cases of
Royal Anne cherries and 14,000
cases of beans.
The Apple Growers association
also operate a vinegar and elder
plant for its members and yearly
produces approximately ltoo.000
gallons of vinegar and cider.
Hood River city and valley are
cooperating in this Amalgamated
Sugar Company's campaign to
greatly extend the use of Oregon
products by Oreconians, and its
lo.ooo people are waiting to read
what other communities in this
state have to oiler.
Returns to Work Miss Ellen j
Crahiree returned to her work at ;
the News-Review office Wednes- 1
day, following a two-day illness at
her home on Sooth Pine street.
You Are As Old
As Your Feet
Why have tired out feeling
pains in feet, ankle knee, legs
cases caused by some form of
foot troubles-
Dr. J. M. hcjdls
REGISTERED CHIROPODIST
who makes regular visits every
other Saturday to your city, Is
licensed by the state of Oregon
Is a CHIROPODIST PODIA.
TRIST He gives complete foot
service. Weak or flat feet, corns,
calouses, ingrowing nails, treat
ed without pain and with little
cost and trouble to you.
Call for appointment or come In.
8 a. m. to 5 p. m.
UmoQus Hotel. Roseburg
Next visit Saturday, March Z3rd
PHONE 68
Special Prices
Friday and Saturday
HAMS Swift's
medium sized
half or whole
ham, lb
Premium,
25
iGG DYES
Paas, all varieties,
3 packages
FREE 6 large Sunkist Lem
ons with purchaso of 2 dozen
largo
ORANGES,
at
SRAfEFRUIT
Large size Arizona,
dozen
REE An attractive Marma
lade Jar with purchase of
2 packages
KIX
at
APPLE JUICE
A refreshing drink
3 cans
5ANKA a
COFFEE I Xf
l-lb. can JJ JPW
'OTATOES
Klemath No. I's,
2 5 -1 b . bags
25c
We have everything obtain
able Fresh Fruits and
Vegetables.
Bivalve Troubles
I l'HII.AIU'XI'HIA - OyHlern land
I ed Nirk ('erho in whal Ik fnmil
larly known at "a stew."
j MiH. Lena Wlckneck, hl land !
' hnly, swoi f om a complaint nceu-l
Steady Job
IN A. III. - Gilbert Wilson, sen
cral store operator, keepx his mind
on lnittincsft. I1i hasn't taken a va
cation in ir years, m-en ft talking
ii lure or even sneaked off tlshinw
for n afternoon. Kmthermorv. Wil-
Army Plane Upsets in
Garden; Pilot Uninjured
VANTOrVKR. Wash.. .March 21.
lAl'i An army training plane
Piloted by Lieut. M'urls Taher
missed nnliiihted Pearson field luat
niuht. lauded In a Mardcu and over
turned. Taher escaped injury and the
plane wan slightly dnmaued. He
had flown from Randolph Field,
Texas.
E DUDE RANCHES
IN THE WEST, IT'S
W&WZ) flEGQB OK (1h
.
And it doesn't take long for the Eastern "tender-
foot" to find out that this rich, flavor-full, coffct
whether it is brewed in the campfire coffcc-poc
or' the gleaming silex of the ranch kitchen is
differently, delicious! That the Great West has
something besides scenery and atmosphere has
a gnat cofjee.
DRIP OR STANDARD 6RIND
II lilt 01 lE USllLE tll'S Jilt
ALWAYS SEEKING! We blend the
choicest coffees from the high, high
lands of Central America and Brazil
into Golden West W hen finer cof
fees are gromn we ill bring them
to vou !
2&
To dress at the height of fashion is an "old Easter Custom." To serve
these delicious Red and White Foods on Easter Sunday is a tradition
in over a million homes in the United States. Here ycu will find a vast
assortment of the finest foods obtainable at savings.
iSSSSggJ Features for Friday and Saturday. March 22 and 23
EGG DYES '. 3FoPr9S:. . .25e
Wheat Cereal &lj& g.l7c
MILK - - - ICMOc
CAKE FLOUR p i gc
WESSON OIL - - - 9 art 39c
COFFEE COFFEE MATCHES
A compliment to your table on any
occasion.
Red & White, MartBrond, ?2r pla"fe- t M &
" Tiw JV Mb. Bags 6 Boxes for BkL
fitd 4 White
!i-lb. Pkg.
atorawW
Edgemont
CHEEZIT
Sun Spun
SALAD DRESSING Qua,ti 33c
Red & White Pure. No Filler! .. . ,
MAYONNAISE "
Ftav-R Jell 9 Flavon mmmm-
GELATINE DESSERT 3PV;14c
Red A White ,
RIPE OLIVES p'"3" 2$c
KLEENEX
200 sheets
2 PKgs.
25c
500 sheets
Per Pkg
28c
Luncheon Meats
Hcd & White
12-c?. cas,
2 for
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