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ROSEBURG NEWS-REVIEW, ROSEBURG. OREGON, TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 21. 1939.
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HpHK Innocents pay In war al-
most in the same proportion as
the bolllgorenls. The llttlo nations
which aren't interested in conflict
aro finding out again that It conls
a Initio remain neutral. Kven Iho
United Stales, .UiouhuiAIh of milea
away from Iho war zone, la begin
ning to fork over.
The price of war for belliger
ents Is terrific enough, (ionnany
has a 12 billion dollar war budget
this year. ThoIJrJtlsh budget con
templates an expenditure of five
billion dollars and the French a
little more than two billions. None
of theso figures takes Into account.
Iho enormoiiH pre-war expendi
tures. After all,, must European
nations have been expecting trou
ble for some lime.
There is no way to leli what Iho
war hill after H weeks really i
Someone estimated, the cost to bel
ligerents to average- about J mo
million dollars a day a littlo mora
than Tour million an hour. This
is just a rough guana. It muy be
much higher.' , ; f
livou f Iho ''neutral countries
novor got Into the Avar, they will
spend milMoBH ;of dollars lo pro-
servo their neutrality. Holland litis
ovttcuated people from large ureas
and la ready lo flood tliu land to
drive back any Invader. Ilolglum
has built a "little : Maglhot lino"
lo protect her border.
Switzerland has conceutralod
on strongthunlns her Alpine fort
losses and on safeguarding the na
tion against tho consequences of
Intrigue hatched within' her bord
ers. ",'ho geographlcul position of
Switzerland and the democracy
of her government lend thomsclvcn
udiulrahty to tnturnatloual agents
and rofugeos.
All the smaller, neutral nations
of iiuropo have boon compelled lo
urm themsotves to the hilt. They
have learned from tho experience
of other puoples that they cannot
accept statesmen's promises that
the neutrality of huh... nations will
bo rospocted. Tuny huvo had to
build up and eiiitp their armies,
buy imiulltmiH, set up, strong wulls
of defense.
Someone must pay lor nil this.
The warring power aren't giihitf
(o foot. Did billn of ueutratH, even
if the bulllgereulH are responslMo
tor the ox pun huh. So Iho moiu-y
will have to come from the sanio
old place It always comes from
Iho people.
In most European count rlesi.
taxes have already gone up. They
will continue to climb as iho wur
progresses. Everything the people
buy Is betnif taxed. Most of Iho
simple pleasures or their lives are
subject to levies. Where luxes did
not exist berore, they are tnllerlet
now. On commodities and services
that were nominally taxed, the
rates have' heroine exhorhitaut.
Fighting Ik an expensive luxury
costly to the Innocent and guilt v
alike.
TTIIK pallenee of (ho. American
peoplo Is sometimes amaxin.
l'or years wu listened Inlerantly, II
a llllle InillRnnnily, to Hurl Ili-ow-dor's
assaults on nur Ko'ernuteut.
More recently we have also endur
ed the taunts or lluud Fuehrer
l-'i-ltr. Kuliu. Iloih men aro profess
oil addicts to Iho principles or gov
ernment completely alien lo our
own.
II .Mr. Itruwiler lived lit snvb.-t
Russia and presumed lo uiiil.e
"suggestions" to the 1 holshevlsl
government, he would have liaeu
"llijllidutcd" long ngo. And If llerr
Klihn were In Certnauy and didiri
like the way Hitler was running
llle reich, he would have been elilll
lulled wliiututiuv fd'ss.'i-i.i,
Hill' . both'u'tirii'li'-' Mi osder. an l
Heir 'kiiIiiiT 11ms InVlliel'iiiil.1
Stat en, and both are now on the
spot. The consr'rUt leader a
charged with using a false name on
a pussport; the bund leader, with
embezzling funds from the or
ganization be beads. . Doth are
standing squarely on all the rlghM
they would have us exchange 'or
dictatorship. Each Is being given
a fair trial as a sort of souvenir
of American liberties.
THK annual clamor urging you
to do your Christmas shopping
curly has begun again, but the
stores on Saturday, Dee. 23, will
probably be just as Jammed with
riotous lustiiiiltuito shoppers as
they always are Just before the
holiday.
This Is too bad, because mer
chant can't very well save thn.'r
choicest merchandise for the con
vouleuce of harassed eleventh hour
buyers. It Is also a pretty well es
tablished fuet that getting your
toes stepped on and your hat push
ed down over your face amid the
frenzy of late shopping doesn't
help to develop Christinas spirit.
And salespersons who should b.;
sinking Christmas carols and hang
ing holly wreaths will probably
spend Christmas Eve with their
feet in a mustard bath.
Folks who have tried checking
off their holiday purchases early
have found the holiday season to
be a lot Jchs strenuous, and a lot
more fun.
25 Years
Ago Today
Bulletins in
ROSEBURG REVIEW
' November 21, 191-1
PAIUS. A (iorniun plan lo at-
lempt burning the allies out of the
trcnchcH In northwestern Hetglum
Is suspected. It Is certain they
have provided themselves wilh
large numbers of huge barges und
vast quantities of crude oil. It J
is the belief that they Intended to
11)1 the hurges with oil, launch i
them li: the flooded area between '
Dlxmude and the coaHt. Tho i
barges, upon burning to the wa
ter's odge, would 'lei the oil run
out, an oil would flout, and tho
whole region would be converted
tntp a great sea of Iho. I
PKTHOOltA IJ. Tho Germans'
offensive in Husslan Poland, be
tween the Vistula and Warthe riv
oiu, has boon cheeked, the war of.
flc easserted. Tho fighting has
been said to be of the hlontiieHt
character. An explosion of mines
planted by the Russians on tho
banks of tho ll.um river Is declar
ed to have cost an enormous num.
hor of Cerman livou, ,
V,, PAHO.' A general 'move
ment of the Vtlllstus from Irap
uato and (juerotaro to Mexico City
is on. Twenty thousand soldiers
and a hundrod cannon have al
ready started to tho cupltal. Rail
road communication Is still intact.
The Vllllstas aro expected to en
ter the capital Sunday. No serious
resistance Is anticipated.
Editorials on News
(ConllnuoU from jingo 1.)
tho problem.
Hitler probably Isn't ready for
that yet or oven Stalin. The
world has changed a little since
(leughls Khan and Tamerlane
not fundamentally,' hut In mailers
of detail. -
IT'S still a war or v oids, with Hit-
lei- tlu-oatenln bloody murder
about- overy other day but so far
pulling his punches.
Don't ask why. N O II O I) V
KNOWS possibly not evon Illll-jr.
UKIIIC Is a hunch:
Miller Is cnoMng up soino-
Ihlnn: probably u new deal Willi
Slallli. lie expects It In be good
when ho gels it ready. Meanwhile
he is stalling along, taking no
chances.
Hear in mlml that this Is only
a hunch, and may he wide of 1'ie
mark. Hut this war in .lui., i i,,
from Iho smashing of Poland) Is
no polite lo bo line.
Something misly .Yti'ST bu In
I he vllld.
KLAN CHIEF HITS
TERROR METHODS
MIAMI, .'la Nov. 20. -.(AIM--I
A. Coleseotl of Allniila. new iim
perlal wizard ot die Klu Klux K
sa d Inday he ,, , -u , ,(1
tolerate" such meihods nl iullinl.
i hit Ion as the burning nl crosses
and parades of whlle-mbed ligures
Ibiougb negro seel Ions.
"There are more Intelligent
American ways lo handle six-It pro
blema," t'olesenli said in an Inter
view. "I would miller see (he
Klan dlsolRiinlleil Hum see II con
tinue lis nl,r li. ,11,.,. .. .
' ', ' 'nni-rti'iiiuiHui,
anil ( alholoclsni or anil allenlsni. '
i an imperial wizard, here lo
cnniplite n sl-ilevvlile Klan reor
ganlitallou, said he was licensed "of
selling nil( 111 tho Jews" hv seme
KlatlMiien al the i eili icalinn lit
Allautn lust .lllnn.
"J( ws have eillal rights under
ine eonsiiiiiuon. in- declined,
"and as far as thn Klan Is con
cerned Ihey are enlllli-d to Ibose
ililhts. W'e have not -iiitiiit.iinis,l
llle basic creed of Hie Man. how
ever. We have not added tn or
laKen away any of our alms, lor
the Kl-in always will he deveteil
(o pleservatlon of patriotism."
:" Hrc From .. Eugene ',('oor'--kOlllipiicK.-eiirt
i;ufeir. tiUlfesler.
day in this cliy' ou" business,
WAR
OUT OUR WAY
ISJ TH' FIR.ST PLACE, THAT'S WHV
THAT OL AIR (BUM AIN'T I I THINK. I MIGHT )
NO GOOD AW' IN TH' I V GIT ONE J
I SECOND f'LACE,VOU V T
HAVE NO HUNTIN' JJ
I LICENSE, AN' BESIDES
YOU'RE UNDER. AGE
fiL- r V AND NOT ALLOWED . , JJ'I
'
VcorlacV.;' HEEOES ARE MAPE - MOT SQRM J
The HoHchurg national guard
company wus accorded special ho
nor at the regular drill period last
night when a guidon streamer was
formally present ui in recognition
of the achievement or being the
first lutlionul- guard company In
the Kllind infantry to complete rtr
oi tilting to the new quota. The
state or .Oregon It was reported,
was the first in the nation to he
recruited to full strength au
thorized by presidential order is
sued Sept. 2:i.
Captain Robert L. Irving n'Jttried
the nn mbers of plans for field
training periods to he held Nov.
25 and 2i, Dec. 2 and It and .Ian.
6, 6 and 7. All active! members
will be required to attend.
The local company liho planned
many social activities' for the win
ter season. Tho first of these
was a danco last Friday night for
all active and inactive jtiumhers
and their ladles. Lunch wits served
by the newly formed ladles auxil
iary under the supervision of their
mess sergeant Arvllla KulTlngioii.
Short talks were made by auxiliary
and company mem hers,
Moro dances are planned for the
balance or tho winter. Skating
parties ilm are planned and It Is
proposed to form vocal units, rifle
squads ami other groups within the
company and auxiliary.
'FRISCO C, OF C.
SAN KIlANCISrO. Nov
21.
(AP) Hurry ltriilges gave the
chamber of commerce a tonguo
lashing as. opposing sides In tho
latest San Kranclscn waterfront
tleiip Jockeyed for position and
Iried to woo public sentiment to
dav. Ilridges also told Mayor Angolo
J. KoskI "Iho ship owners arc tak
ing you for a ride."
The labor union leader's declara
tions left the score on statements
tttioul ' even employer and bind
iiiiHH groups and the mayor have
been luinpooitlug Tlrltlges but tho
waterfront remained approximately
lift per cent tied up by tho (!(0
ship clerks' slrikt.
Six hundred and fifty clerk
walked out November 15 following
a prolonged tleadlock in negotia
tions lor a new contract. Negotia
tions have been suHpended since
that time, although Federal .Media
tor William T. liourts has hetMi
trying to bring the two sides t
get her.
Ilridges' statements. Issued after
his return lust nigh I from south
ern Ciiliiiirnia. was fit answer to a
ehalleiige to his leadership by the
chamber of commerce, the mayor,
waterfront employers, and the ,s
sedated farmers.
THANKS SERVICE IN
ROSEBURG DATED
The union Thanksgiving service
of the Hoscburg churches will be
held Wednesday at 7: So p. m. at
the Kpiscnpal church. The Ttdlow
lug program has been arranged.
Uoxology,
Invocation l(v. M. II. Roach.
Hymn.
liesponsh e reading - I. e d l.v
Kev. Perry Smirh.
Hymn.
Scripture - liev. A. .1. Schoke.
Prayer liev. II. IV Mcoitce.
Speehil 'UtlHiC,
Thanksgiving tuessago Kev.
John liarney,
Hymn,
itenedlctiou.
A eotdinl Invitatinn is extended
by the pastors usKnetalinn to every
one in the enmmuutty to attend
this Thanksgiving service.
Traffic ci.iu aurce lliat llle
Mill's! loocedllre In the event of a
lite Idowlim out I lo let Hie car
matd .in liihli Hear mil II tlic.,!;:": lit
idniycil down to ?ilTnillesiitl'h-iiir
or less. tlH ii.tfand not In let v.'htili!
Hie hiaUes be slowi; iapi'fteii.-
iIIDOES LASHES
RAMBLINGS
, By PAUL JENKINS
vroiJ'UE Just tllo fellow 1'vojup loud enough a holler
A
boon looklnK for," hh1;1
I'i-IoiiiI of mine who livus In tho
country, tin I mot hint
in front of tho Douk
Iiik National bunk
Saturday. . "I tried
nino tlmos and drove
live miles trying to
find u place to park,
whllo I bought Rio
corios t o d a y. Isn't
there ANY I'l.ACK one can stop,
without breaking some kind of
PHi-kiiiK luw or other?"
Well, yes, there Is. Quite i a
number of places, in fact, unless
someone bents you to them. . t
1 suppose you (speaking Kener
ally to my friend and his friends)
aro cnmplainlui; chiefly of those
no parkint;" strips marked off so
promiscuously along our curlH,
with oratiKo colored paint. Also,
possibly, of the many recessed
curbs.
Lot's seo .ahout this. Several
months ago I inquired ahout this
siluatlou from a prominent cily of-
t i:iu i. "At the present time." this
gentleman told. me. ."thero nre.-tto,
aulborlzed 'no parking' zones, ox-
pt those In front of-Tiro hydrunts.
Inlerseclloli corners, the city hall,
the. hotels and the theatres, and
old during performances at these
tT places. the reason the
theatres and hotels aro zoned for
110 parking' is not to afford their
natrons parking privileges,., but
flj-Q protect ion." . I .
It seems to . me this Is plain
enough. If yoir wish to park when
yotl come to town, park wherever
you wish, as long as it isn't In
front of a lire plan: pr other strict
ly police-zoned area aH mentioned
above.
If tho city ordinances covering
Oils situation have been changed
since the pronouncement of the of
ficial quoted above, I'm not aware
of it. Even If they have, If you uiil
VENERABLE
HORIZONTAL
1 Pictured King
of Sweden.
7 He Is past
years of
,nge.
1 2 Heavy blow. '
1,1 Apish action.
18 To entice.
17 Bevci age.
18 Industry.
19 Native metal.
20 Violin player.
22 Childhood
sickness.
51 Ell.
5 Tiny pai tide.
2ti Street.
27 Indian.
4u To slumberV ;
42 Beret. ' t
45 Instrument of
harp class.
78 Murmur of
pleasure.
M Kern seeds.
M You and I.
:i2 l.ichl.
3.1 Tired.
47 Turkish
ofllcer. i
48 To mimic.
51 Sooner than.
53 Kabulous '
bird.
35 Allcc,crf force. 54 To decay.
.10 South Africa. 55 God of war.
.18 Tennis fence. SB To do wrong.
3!) Soulheasf. 57 He has been
Answer to Previous Puzzle
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tU TO RH T EDffs)
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" -J I " -V - i-l
By, William
about It,
If they still don't suit you. they
may be changed. There's a lot
of plain dumb-fonlishucsft gotten
away with here in tho matter of
"no parking" privileges.
It's a fine how de-do to he in
vited lo come to a town to do your
trading, then be shunted nut into
the suburbs to find a place to
park.
p
I wish the marine recruiting ser
geants and their office personnel
would wear their field uniforms
when they come to town on busi
ness. These nalty dress outflia
are enough to turn tho head of
every young man, with enlistment
in his Idood, in the county, and
depopulate it.
How many members of the A. 12.
F. now In Hoseburg over saw an
officer or an enlisted man In dross
uniform? Don't all speak at once,
boys.
I don't know what a marine
dress uniform would do to the
enemy; but it sure would knock
the madamoiselles for a row.
That is, if tho mon. ever got t.o
wear 'em, except on recruiting
servlco.
"fused "to marvel a bit at the
story of Elijah and the soft way he
got his grub, Put shucks, with
Tom Hatfield bringing me In a
week's supply of fine country satis-1
age, and Henry Raker offering u
big mess of mustard greens, and J
(5ll I .liwlliinoiii'd frill nf K......I.
,, -mi i,,.,fi.,lI i u t
he felt. On top of that, however, j
my callers were a lot more com pan-1
ionable, than his. They didn't
croak so much. i
I
Twenty years nfter the Mexican'
volcano. Mount Jorullo. eruoted.
a cigar could be lighted from tho
Inva it few inches below the sur
tace.
MONARCH
7 Itineration.
8 Science of,
language. '
9 To throw.,
10 Elms.
11 You.
14 Marched . ,
formally.
15 Gypsy.
20 Banquets.
21 Card gamo.
23 Settled.
27 Kyo.
29 Owned.
31 Moist.
34 To ro to bed.
37 Conventional
jargon.
39 Sawlikc organ
41 Every.
42 To quote.
43 Preposition.
44 Couple.
45 To drip.
46 Long grass.
47 Constellation.
a sportsman
or all
his life.
58 His
parliament
is the .
- VERTICAL
1 To leave.
2 As far as.
3 Bean.
4 Customs.
49 Pithy saying.
5 Male servant. 50 Three.
6 Spider's home 52 Unit of work.
SERIAL STORY
JOAN OF
BY JERRY BRONDFIELD
CAST OP CHARACTERS .
JOAN JOHNSON a mysterious
coed, glamor girl of the Tech
'jam pus.
KEITH RHODES Tech's star
fullback, beaded for A II-American
honors.
DAN WEP.BER the blocking J
uutn, niie eiears ienn s way; a
steady, industrious student.
YESTERDAY: Tech estops Pitt
inches from the goal, but the
Panthers score on a place kick.
Late In tho final quarter Tech In
tercepts a short pass. Rhodes
goes wide on a reverse. Block
ers cut down Pitt and Dan takes
out the last two lacklers. He
loses consciousness as Kelih
scores. After the game he meets
Joan's father. A letter from the
Acme Pottery company awaits
him at the house. He reads It,
stares moodily out the window.
CHAPTER XXX
Dan left the house through the
back door. He took no chances
by venturing through that mob
downstairs.
Ho hailed a cab on the corner
and climbed In. 'HoM Resent'
he directed.
The entire downtown district
was just a bedlam of noise and
confusion. Thousands jammed th-?
streets, hotel lobbies and bars in
hilarious celebration. High abovo
the pavement some of tho more
tipsy celebrants m their rooms
dropped paper bags of water o:i
unsuspecting but unprotesting pe
destrians. A shower of feathers broke over
Dan as he alighted from tho cab.
Someone on the seventh floor of
the Regent- had slit open the pil
lows aa a smbstilule for confetti.
Street cars were tied up for two
blocks as wild-eyed undergrad
uates pulled tho trolleys from tha
wire. Police whistles shrilled un
heeded as traffic rules and regu
lations wero tossed to tho winds.
Hut the police wisely and good
naturedly forgave everything as
the town celebrated.
Tho lobby at the Regent was
In an uproar. The management,
with great discretion, had re
moved the rugs and more expen
sive furniture. A dozen old grads
had peeled off their coals and
were roplaying tho gamo over in
one corner, as a police captain
acted as referee.
Dan jumped back just In time
aH three freshmen splashed by
with , a largo gold fish aquarium
they had appropriated from tho
far side, of the lobby.
He called the Johnson suite on
the house phone. "'J don't dare t'
be recognized," he ttdd Joan.
"Where'll I meet you?"
.Her laugh tinkled back over the
wire. "Duck Into an elevator and
come right up. Dad's ordered din
ner served in the rooms."
.1,
G. met him at the door. "Wel-
come,
young man . . . giatt you
came ... sit down, sit down . . .
J. G. Shitted his cigar and drew
up a chair. "Juan'll be right out
. . . you know how women are
wilh their makeup . . . silly stuff
. . . silly, I say. ..."
Dan had no opportunity to com
ment as J. G. rumbled on. "How's
the hand . . . feel tired . . .?"
Joan, appearing suddenly, res
cued him. She took Dan by the
arm. "Quit plaguing him. Pops.
He doesn't want to talk. He wanU
to eat. Right?"
It was a delicious meal, but
Joan, glancing at him every once
1 a while, sensed something was
wron:
"Dan . . . there's something
bothering you."
"Guess I might as well tell you,"
he replied quietly. "I found a
letter at the bouse when 1 got.
back. It ... it wasn't good news
at all."
"What's wrong, hoy . . . what's
wrong?" J. O. demanded. "Noth
ing we can't fix . . . nothing wj
can't set right . . . speak up,
son . . . I'll tako care of it."
"Thanks. You overwhelm me,"
ho replied a littlo dryly, "but this
is something different. It's just
that I got a let tor from the com
pany I expected to work for after
graduation. They say they're aw
tully sony, of courso, but It seems
tis Ihotmh a change In ownership
and policy has made it necessary
to break any commitments thoy
bad made to me previously, in
fact, they promise nothing.
He turned to Joan fiercely. "I'd
been counting on that job. I'll bo
darned if I play pro ball or lake
a teaching job." He stared mood
ily ut his salad.
Joan winked at. her fat her.
J. laugh exploded ihrougn
the room and Dan looked at him.
somen hat hurt. He didn't notice
Joan was smothering a grin.
."1 don't get It nt all." Dan said
dourly. "Or have I lout my scum?
of humor?"
J. C cleared his throat for an
other verbal barrage, but Joan
beat him to It.
'Wlnvbe I should havo told yo.t
this before, Dan . . especially
since it coneorns you so vitally "
She smiled Impishly "Don't look
now. but you'ro dining with your
futuro employer."
"I'm what with who?" he
echoed.
"Ai-niP Pottery Products." she
announced, "is now a unit of J. (!.
one son industiJtri. Im-. It way
Poo's firm that bought It."
"Vessir," J. li. boomed. "And
you can disreuard that letter . . .
just a foim sent out to all pre
vious applicants for jobs. . . .
Needn't worry one bit . . . not
one Int. I say. . . . You're goh-c
right into that plant . . . better
Job than you expected, too." J. C
Jabbii his cipar at Dan for
phasts.
j.
A half dozen idea whiii
through his biain .a-. he look'
-
.......
tirsi at. .loan and tnen -at hei--
fHliler. '. Thine were .iiieUnc .ui
most too -swittl)- to louii'ieheie!.
I
ARKANSAS
COPYRIGHT. 1030.
NCA SERVICE, INC.
it was with an effort that he was son of Hootj RjVer, (. T. Me
able to pick up all the loose ends whorter, -eciotuiy, and othr offi-
and tie them together.
"Well, what do you think about
that, young fella . . . ought to 1
sound pretty good to you . . . i
pretty darned good, I say."
Dan smiled wrlly. "That's just
the trouble, Mr. Johnson. You ve
hit the nail smack on tho head.
It sounds TOO good."
lie paused. Then: "I want to
thank you a lot, but I'm not going
to be handed anything like that.
I I don't like gifts of that 'nature
. . . especially for something I
don't really deserve. I've tried to
tell you U was Joan who engi
neered our escape. I'm not taking
a bit of credit."
J. O. snorted and bit off the end
or a fresh cigar. "Hah! Pride . . .
just what I expected. . . Won't do
you a bit of good, though . . . not
i b't. . , . People usually do what
I say."
"Let you In on n little secret,"
J. O. added, not Icing Dan's ap
parent resentment at his last re
mark. "You come well recom
mended. Old man. Hendricks, head
of your ceramic engineering ie
partment, is an old rrieud of mine
. . . lipped me off that Acme Pot
tery was ripe and ready for a good
buy . . . and this is something
even Joan doesn't know about . . .
he wrote to me a few days ago
when he'd- beard I'd bought the
outfit, .... Asked what I might
be able to do for the outstanding
man in this yearV class . . . boy
by tho name of Webber!"
Joan's eyes glistened as she
squeezed Dan's baud. J. 0. was
rattling- on, but his words wero
falling on deaf ears.
"i-I&y!" he finally burst forth,
noting their utter unconcern. "I'll
get 30 days for talking to myself,
if I'm not careful."
, Joan didn't even tako her eyes
off Dan as she gave J. G, a gentie,
hint.
"Pops," she said softly. "Aren't
you a little offside on this play?"
"Well, I'll be . . ." J. O. grinned.
"Maybe I'd better go down -lor
some fresh cigars . . . before you
penalize mo for Interference."
THE END
ROLL GALL TO BE
EXTEr.0ED TO HQMEl
.A solicitation tliroiiKhont the
residential district of KosebiiiK
in connection with i the annual
Roll Call of the American lied
Ci-osb will be made prior to Nov.
10.' it v:iB announced today. . A
lliorougtl canvaBH liaa been made
In the buHlnesH districts, and per
sons not aiready contributing to
the Red Cross are asked to ho pre
pared to secure their membership
throiiKh the solicitors who will
conduct the lionse-to-house canvass
in the residential district.
Ladies who have volunteered to
assist ir. iiie membership cain-j
Iiaign are Mrs. Kenneth Hollhvell,
Mrs. J. U. Hailey, Mrs. Carl Posey,
Mrs. O. Feldkainp, Mrs. Call Nick -
ens. Mrs. Albert Micelli, Mrs.
Krank Long, Mrs. C. P. Snoddy.
Mrs. Ivan Pickens. Mrs. tleorue
Wharton, Mrs. II. (). Parseter,
Mrs. Stan Laphani, Mrs. Morris
Howker. Mrs. (!. W. Marshall.
Mrs. Ceorge KohlhaKcn, Mrs. C. D.
Fies, Miss Elinor Kles, Mrs. C. V.
Cook, Mrs. Daniel Keohane, Mrs.
A. D. Parr. Mrs. It. II. Pranks,
Mrs. Thomas Summers, Mrs. J. V.
Keol. Mrs. W. L. llerron. Mrs. R.
Itlchniond. Mrs. 11. 10. DeHernnrdi.
GRANGERS SET 27TH
THANKS PROGRAM
Residents of the South Deer
creek community wijl gather at.
their grange hall Thursday lor the
2 7th consecutive community
Thanksgiving celebration. The con
tinuous record of tho South Deer
Creek grange's auniiul celebration
is believed to Jie unequalled in
Oregon.
Tables will be snread In the
granue hall at noon for the Thanlts
givitifr dinner. A program of mu
sic, skits, talks and general enter
tainment will be held during the
afternoon hours. Supper will be
served at t::in o'clock and dancing
will follow until-midnight.
The annual celebration, open 1o
alt residents of the commuuiiy and
their friends, usually draw;s rmm
NO to Pip participants.
DRIVER DAMAGES
COURTHOUSE LAWN
orricialx- at the courthouse me
greatly aroused today over the act
of some unknown person in driv
ing an ailti'innhile across the court
house lawn. Although the act was
bclie-dl lb be either a youthful or
drunken prank, the result was con-sidei-.ihle
damage to the well kept
lawn, which Is maintained In lis
beautiful condition only at much
expense. Officers .ire seeking to
determine the identity of thn.
sponsible person, who. It Is staled
if localed will he arrested mid
leuM-umcn tor waulou dam;
iage
property.
CTAS. Tttt Bin
of JUiSIAlH LLltHN
(WffWo- 2S(! NO RISK UCCA TEST
pnuie uoga. Try it foarelwf of
clol.odotnerconaition..iiil i.- -
ro"Y. Arohitelv safe to ujo fhrVV-,,,
iPO'VOUKMONEYwi-i.rWV.Si
urB.IUU.A ,l. 11
" 'AT CHAPMAN'S pmarm-cv
jUTJZ
HORT. S0CIE1 Y TO
MEET DEC. 7 AND 8
Fruit growers of Oregon will
gather at Hood River on Decem
ber 7 and 8 for their thirty-first
annual meeting of the Oregon
State Horticultural society, tenta
tive program for which has been
nrenared bv President Dan Pier-.
cers.
Fruit marketing is to be tho
chief subject under consideration
this year and will be discussed
from many angles. Governor
Charles A. Sprugue will be one of
the early speakers, on tho subject
"Slate and Grower Cooperation In.
Marketing." Dean William A.
Schoenfeld of O. S. C. is going to
discuss the European situation,
while other marketing problems
wm oe handled by K. R. Pooley,
president of the Oregon-Washington
pear bureau, and Harry J.
Eustace of Agricultural Trade Re
lations, Inc. The detailed prog nun
will bo announced later.
KRNR
Mutual Broadcasting 8yatam
1500 Kilocycle.
REMAINING HOCKS TODAY '
4:00 Fulton howls, ,lr.. Mf!S.
4:15 Haven of Rest, Mils.
4:45 Tea Time Danco.
5:15 "Tills War," MHS.
5::t0 Console Sketches.
0:li0 Tonight's Tune.
6:05 News, Calif. Pacific Utili.
tics Co.
6:10 NewR-Review News Flashes.
0:15 .Shatter 1'iui.or, Mils.
6:30 John H. Hushes, AIDS.
6:45 Dinner Danco.
7:00 American Family ltobinson.
7:15 Mutual M a est ros.
7:30 Ned Jordan, Secret Agent,
MHS.
S.-OO AdvontiireH in Rhythm,
MUS.
8:30 Inleiliiilo.
8:35 Hick .luraen's Orcli.. Mils.
8:45 Twilight Trails, Avalon Ci
garettes, MBS.
9:00 Alka Seltzer News. MBS.
11:15 Kverett HoaKland's Orcli.,
MILS.
9:30 Jau Carher's Orcli., MHS.
9: 15 l-'Mlton Lewis, Jr., MHS.
10:00 Sisn Off.
WEDNESDAY, NOVKMHKK 22
6:40 Farm Bureau Service Pro
gram. 7:00 Stuff and Nonsense.
7:30 News-Review of the Air.
7:40 News, Gilmore Corner.
7:45 J. M. Judd Says "Good
Morning."
7:50 Rhapsody In Wax.
8:110 Hroakfl.st Club. MHS.
S-30 Keep Kit to Music. MHS.
8:45 Holl!Plllsler,' Poni-i, A"0.,
9:00 Christmas Shoppers' Sp4
cial- .dl )
9:30 Man About Town.
10:00 Happy (fang, MHS.
10:30 The Manhaltors. MHS.
10:45 Adventures of Uncle
Jimmy, Copco.
11 :(ffl Hollywood Whispers, MHS.
11 : lo Clias. Opemii'a Hawaiian.
MHS. .
11 :.'10 Scrapbook Stories, MHS. ,
11:45 Jimmy Walsh's Orchestra,
MHS.
12:00 Luncheon Dance.
12:15 "Chipninp in on the Family
Menu," Blue Bell Potato
Chips. -12:20
Itliythm at Handoin.
12:35 Parkinson's Information Ex
change.
1?:ni News. Safeway Stores.
.12:50 News-Review of the Air.
1:0C-
nenningers Man on the
Street.
l:!u-Mischa
MHS.
Uorr's Ensemble,
1:30 The Quiet Hour.
2:00 At Your Command.
2:15 Johnson Family. MHS.
2:30 Ma Perkins, Proctor and
Gamble, MBS.
2:45 Chapel Moments, MHS.
3:00 Feminine. Fancies, MHS.
3:30 Matlnco Dance.
3:15 To lie Announced, MHS.
4?00 Kulton Lewis, Jr., MHS.
4:15 Hm-on of Host. MHS.
4:45 Tea Time Danco. '
5:00 filnn Miller's Orchestra,
MHS.
5:30 Pioneers or Iho Prairie.
6:00 Tonlght'H Tune.
6:03 News, Calif. Pacific Utili
ties Co.
6:10 News - Review News
Flashes.
6:15 Shatter Parker. MHS.
6:30-John B. Hughes, Avalon
Cigarettes.
0:15 Dinner Dance.
7:no Mutual Maestros.
7:30 Lone Hanger. MHS
S:00-(l,lif Williams' Orchestra,
MHS.
S:30 Intel iude.
S:35 Dick Jurgcn-s Orchestra,
MHS.
9:0C Alka Seltzer News, MBS.
9:15 Cnv Loinbaiiloa Orchestra,
MHS.
9:u0 Jan Garbcr's
M IIS.
Orchestra',
9:15 Fulton Lewis, Jr
IO:ll0-Sign Ofl.
MHS.
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in.;, oCllii., imrt m
noMrlla M.'iithotntum. It ,
;ui.t; rpilrt lro:n tt"-r riU-
comforts nnft promote hecilns of
tli? initnirtj memimir.es In the
Unstrii. ItJt t-niMim nl.n i-Mel,
into lilP ft'r tllMftift. lirln-lnn
6r.itrfiU comfort.
A!5o nil some Mfntliolfttu-, on
your ciip.,1 .-ik1 hnrk to improve tho
. .UJU i-ticui.Tiiori. tiio ii on
MMr forr -v-ad anfl tempi".- to atlay
aadirhf ar.(i r.c ure isia due to.colri-.'