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FOUR
ROSEBURG NEWS-REVIEW, ROSEBURG. OREGON. FRIDAY. FEBRUARY 21. 1936.
1muc4 Dully Krrpf Hutti.iiy by the
Nc-ltelrw Lu.. lu'.
Mrutbrr of The AciMUd Vrt-m
Tho Ahk.uclutt.-d I'rettH oacIuM ti
ly entitled H 1 tic use f:r :ttihliru
tiull o( ull iit'W di"putllHa cieillted
to It r not othtTwimi i-reditfl in
tills pMprr mid lu ull lm-al m-u
pul-lihlud htiulu. All light of if
(HlblH iitltlll lf KM- lal dlttpuUhoS
icruin uru ulfco rttiurfd.
JlAUKlri KIJJiWOllTII.
. ..K. lit. ir
Kntered n moi-uihI claim nmlter
Rltiy 17, IlCd, ut the pout ufln-o at
JtiiHfhurK. "rvtfuii, u nd it ml of
March 2. JS78.
Represented by
I C-MOCSF.r& CO !i
Hun l''miM-in 0 HiihIi HUfct,
I, oh Auitrlr j:U Hoiitli hprlliK
Ktrt-i't, rltlt (iolt Kh-wtirt Klrci-t,
I h leu k atiu North Alk-lilMMi Ave.
Drtroil :ijl Ktcjiliuiihiin UlilK- Nm
turk ill HnM lUlli Hi rue t. INtrtlHuU
Heii. ll lildK.
NnliHcrititlun llnlm
I'itlly, pi-r year y mini $ !.'
Imhy, tt imnjiiia by mail 2.110
iJiiiiy, il iminMiH iy uiiill J..tn
liniiy, Hiimtu muiuh by mull bu
JjuiJy, by curt it-r j-r month liU
Aliens on Relief,
IT JH usual and expected for 10-
publicans, candidates and party
warriors, to frown on all new deal
policies. Brick throwing ut every
thing done by the administration
! the order of the day.
Colonel Theodore Iloosovelt, son
of the immortal 'T. It.," recently
attacked new deal relief polk leu.
One suggestion made by the Colo
nel strike a responsive chord. Ho
said: "All aliens on roltof bIiouM
be shipped hack to the nation of
which they are' citizens."
We would not think of this here
In Douglas county where there are
few ullons hut In the largo con tors
of population the number of alien
and particularly the number or
aliens on relief Is considerable.
Colonel Roosevelt utatod: "Hlght
here In the United States we are
carrying hundreds of thousands of
aliens on relief rolls, and the
American working man, whethor
he bo plumber, taxi driver, lawyer
or doctor, U paying tbo bill. All
ullons on relief should bo whipped
back to the nation of which they
are citrons. Wo aro not a poor
house for tho rest of the world."
; Too true. It Is well known that
an Amorlcan citizen cannot go to
a foreign country In Europe and
find employment. Ho certainly
would not be carried upon any ro
lief roll. In fact, other countries
aro doing what California Is at
tempting to doand Ihut Is limit
those who coma Into tho country
to people of mouns. The penniless
are kept out or If thero, aro do
ported. Ono Kuropean country oven
demands tbo posting of a substan
tial sum of cash at tho border bo
fore a passport Is Istmod.
When will we cease bolng so ull-
flrod good and gonornun to citi
zens of other countries when
those countries will nut do tho
same for our cltlious?
Five Pay Days,
npHF.UE are fivo Suturduys lu
this "Month which may be
inoro of u circumstance than one
would guess at first glance.
That it Is a rarity is evident from
the fact that tbo phenomenon will
not occur uguln until Fob run ry ol
11)61. And what's more It's only tbo
seventh tlmo this has happened
since tho llroRorlun calendar was
uduptrd in U irii I Britain and Amer
ica In 1752. Tho firm day of lite
month being Saturday and this be
ing U'up year besides utu tlio fac
tors responsible.
February, which moro limes limn
not has Just four weeks und no 10-
imitnder, is a difficult nuintb with
which to do numerical trickH. Hut
this time the statisticians and com
pilers of rare and curious data are
having fun with It. It's nolcd lor
more Until the meio fuct thai it
marks an open season on biidiu
lors uml Unit uvury hplnstcr should
have proposed to tho mull of bet
choiro by the 2!Uh.
From the extremely prucllcnl
standpoint, we think (I Is of most
Interest to the fellow whose pay
day Talis on a Kulutduy.
muglne getting live ptmlny lu
dctiphicd February! Thin Is a
brruk indeed!
Editorials on Newt
(Continued from page 1.)
of tbo federal government W;u
r.lti,si,7. On June 3d, iun, ut the
end of the lloovi-r adiuiiiiHlniilon,
the number rf persons on tlie inl
era) puyroll was ,V-.1, !!;.
On Keptcmber 30, ' lH.'t,", alumt
UUiIuqj' of tho KuoM-eU atlmlnis
tritlun, the number of ;eiou on
the federal payroll was 794,457.
11TIIY have the federal puyrolls
" gone up so rapidly?
Well, It's this way:
We've been steadily buying more
and more government or ut least
having mco and more government
sold to us and us we get moro
and more government it takes
more people to handle It.
ft Kit K Is something for all of us
to remember:
Employees of private Industry
aro engaged in producing tilings
which we eat und wear, or other
wise need or enjoy. Government
employees are engaged in produc
ing GOVERNMENT, which wo
can't cut and can't wear and of
which we need only a cortuln rea
sonable amount.
In other words, tho moro govern
ment we have, the less of other
things we must get along with.
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SATURDAY, KBII. 22
Morning Hours
8:45 Kurly lllrda Concert.
7 : 00 Alurni Clock Club.
7::t0 Nhwh-UiivIuw on tho Air.
7:45 Aluini Clonk Club (contcl.)
8:30 Oevotlimul.
8:45 Organ Music.
0:00 Famous Uaiu-R Orclietit'-UH.
It : :t Album of Music.
10:00 Woman's Kxtrhaimc.
10:45 MolodlPS of lpaiiis.
11:00 The Music Uux ltalio
Muslo Store.
11:15 Popular Stars.
Afternoon Hours
12:00 Itonuburg IllKb Hthool Bund,
UoUKlas Co. Croamury.
12:15 NewB-llovlow Now:i llioatl-
cast.
12:10 Hoscburg Motor Ci. Varlo-
ilos.
1:00 BvonliiK Airs.
J: 18 I''rlimdliii Circle.
2.Ki National Dufujmo Progrum
with Wnltnr Klsher
2:. '10 Spanish Mantilla.
3:00 Vanity Fair Hint World
Bookman.
8:15 Souks ot l.aughtur.
3:30 Storyland.
4:00 Tbo Kdllor Vlnws the Nowh.
4:15 Sandwich Shop in Fun and
Frolic.
4:30 Tbo Itlsbt That Nailed
Douglas Co. Creamery.
4:45 Dol Hoy Knlortulners.
5:00 Clyde .McCoy.
6:15 Tavern's Novelty Fun Fest.
5:30 United Artists.
SUNDAY, FKH. 23
Morning Hours
8:30 Devotional.
8:45 Hacrod Mimic.
0:00 Program lor U. fi. Velor-
uns Facllily with ICrnlo
Crane.
10:00 Sonus of Itomanco.
11:00 Variety Musicals.
11:30 llequest ProHram.
Afternoon Hours
12:00 Wunda Armour, "Down
Memory's Paths."
1:00 United Artists.
1:45 llelnllno iitudio Hoys' Re
cital. 2:00 Music Musters.
2:15 Hotel Valley's Familiar
Melodies.
2:30 Opera Selections.
8:00 The Station Master.
3:30 Hefiuoal Program, JohkIo
Mercer McClollun uud liutb
Hoover.
4:00 Pied Pipers.
4:80 Sunday Muslrulo.
6:00 Oi'Kun Itovoiles.
6:45 Sign Oft.
MARKETS
PRODUCE
I'OltTLANII, Feb. 21 lUITTKlt
I'rluts, A grade, 37ic In parch
ment wrapper, itsfc In carious; II
grade, parchment wrapper, U7Ac
carton HSc lb.
HUTTKHKAT Portland deliv
ery: A grude, deliveries at least
twice weekly, HX-MIc lb.; country
routes 3ti-;iSc; II grade, deliveries
lens than twice weekly, 3(i;i7c lb.;
C grade at market.
H tlliADK CHKAM for Market
Huytng prlco, buttert'at basis,
r.lllc lb.
KiKiS Hiiylng price of whole
salers: Kresh sptclals li l-22f ; ex
traH 21c; HlHiuhirtlH 1Uc: exira me
dluui 17c; do uiediinn firsts lfu-;
uiuleiKiade I tc; pullMtf X2v. tlozen.
, MOIIAIK Nominal contraet
price, ar.e lb,
HOI'S Nominal: Uuslertt 7 -9c.
WOOL - 1!i:u cnuliacts umnt-
nul: Willttnii'ito valley, meiliiiui,
;hc lb.; course timl braid Sc lb.;
eusiein Onxon i.'ic lb.
t'lieese. milk, country meats, can
rara hark, live poultry, potatoes
and bay. steady and iinitmiiKed.
WOOL
IIOSTON, Feb. :l Tbo Com
mercial ItulU'tiu will say toinor
tow :
"Demand for wool Ims fulleii off
Willi I'urtbnr tills week. Stoiks oi
old domestic wool have become Si
mon! iioi;lkih)o uml sales are he
tng supplrineiited by foreign wools
u the extent of about a million
pounds a week. Added lo lids.
there lia.t been nome resale for
com t act w puis hut t his has not
been of meat moment.
"ltei'onhlo to the smwer tempo
lu the i-HHteni niHiKoi.i, buylni; of
new contiacts in the west have
been mtich slower. I'iUch p.ml
have shown ltiile chaiue. The hue
movement va In Nevada, where
'tij coins was paid lor lj million
potinds of fair length floe wools
early In the week.
"Foreign markets are ver firm.
"The maiuiiaetui nm posiimn is
without matertal chanue hut ui.tiei
slower, on the whole.
"Mohair is in very moderate do
nnuid at firm prices''
The Hutletlu will publish ihe fol
lowing quotations:
Orofton: Fine and f. in. staple !u
!H : tine ami f. m. ctoihlnB .:4.sr.
I Mohair: Domett lc. fjud original
Jbag, O'egon 62-53.
' f
fj Xj i f'((, ,t c natural Resources" v
il r-PlJ lj r.
K'"e f"" TJ'fW. f . Gnu Inntn rlfhu rrwrvt) 'lfo
BOOKS
Li il New
Jjjjg'f Itg, ones
ROSEBURG LIBRARY
'The Last I'uiitun," by George .
HaulayHiia, Is regarded by tbo cri
tics as tho most Important book of
the winter. Many rank it with
"Tho Kducution of Henry Adams."
Tho author, a I-utlu-Aincrican of
tho Catholic tradition, has for
many years been known as a poet,
essayist and tho kindly professor
of philosophy ut Harvard. For
twenty-flvo years be has lived
abroad, and has studied American
life objectively. The story is that
ot Oliver Alden, wealthy Now Kng-
lander, handHomo uud dutiful. Ac
cording to tho prologue: In Oliver,
Puritanism worked ttselt out lu
its logical end. Hit convinced him
self, on puritan grounds, that it
wus wrong lo bo a purltuu, and ho
ruuialued u puritan notwithstand
ing. No short review can do Jus
lice lo Mils hook, It must bo read
by those who huvo tlmo to reud
and like to think as they road.
Those who appreciated "Kscape
from tbo Soviets," by Tatlana
hernavlu will be Interested in
her recent book, "We Soviet Wo
men." Il is a series of sketches.
of women prominent since the so
viet regime began, some of thorn
very forceful.
"An Illustrated Manual of
Trees" will be a valuable book
both for the trained botanist and
the amateur. It describes ull the
trees native to the Pacific coast,
also four hundred Introduced spe
cies. Il contains a glossary of bo
tanical lerms uud also a list of
tiees with botanical and common
name.
"IsUl'ayelie." by Andrews l.atko,
is a translation from the (ieiinan.
This is an interesting narrative ol
the life ot lite man who "was born
in an old chateau like it wreck
sunk in the iiiu-kless forests of
Auerne." to quote the opening
paragruph. Ills fiist years were)
upent in the sumo forest homo
with two old men of the family..
At eleven be was taken to I'arK in
the days of the most dissolute of
the Itourbons. He soon h.came in
terested in the American revolu
tion, outfitted a ship at his own ex
pense and Hilled to help the col
onists. The best lu his life and
character shows in this Amoricun
venture.
Margaret Deland has wiltten a
whtmsirnl, short autobiography,
"If This lie I." Her "Old Chester"
stories were popular years ago.
and in these slum sketches or
tin "Maggie" of seventy jears ago
wo read w hal really goes on tn the
mind of a child. Hit early child
hood w;is spent in southern I'eiin
slanla at the time of tho Civil
war, hence bor mature conclusion
that "war is mankind h most patlie
ihally futile form of courage,"
"Twentieth Century Psychiatry."
its conn ihution to man's knowl
edge of himself, is a collection of
three h'dures given last year at
the New Voik Academy id Medi
cine by W. A. White, a physician
and prf.vehmtiisl. Tho languaKo
Is not technical; II may bo easily
rend by anyone, and one reaches
t he comforting conclusion that
wlillr it is not yet a perfected sci
ence, psychiatry now approaches
tho patient with Interest and some
considerable meaurt of uuder
standing.
A Speed Governor For This Cat
P.O. NOT TO OBSERVE
HOLIDAY hB. 22
The Koseburg postoffice will not
observe Washington's birtbduy as
a holiday, but Instead will keep tbo
usuul Huturduy hours, Postmaster
i,. L. Wimbcrly announced today.
Tho ol lice will close ut 2 p. in, as
usuul.
POET'S CORNER
REMINISCENCE
Ily HKLKN MAOKH3
Washington has over stood
For ull that s noble, kind, and
good.
Thcuo qualities we emuluto
And tuke the lime to estimate
How much he did for humankind
A belter man you 11 seldom
find . . .
My tuougius have been upset of
, lute;
But when I stop to contemplate
Lpon the great tieorgo Washing
ton, - I find, It seems, that everyone
Hus some good trulls, Ihut wc
could stress
Instead of bringing bitterness
Amrrig iho folk with whom wo
talk
And work and pluy In dully walk
For life, uncertain as we know,
Is tuHl for some, for others slow.
Wo cannot tell wncii He may hold
His band to beckon lo the Fold
A loved one; nor can understand
Tbo ways of Clod. So o'er the
land
Willi all we meet, let's be sincere,
Let's cointon, strengthen," guide,
and cheer ,
And try to find Ih everyone
Tuu character of Washington.
"I LOVE THEM BEST"
(I. M. LKEPFR
A beautiful vase
That roses enwrouth,
I nopping rare petals
To Iho marble beneath.
IJUu a summer's dream
Tout draws to a close.
They are tbo meiiuuies
Of the fu.liug rose.
( h. roses so rare
And dreams so true,
ltcmovo not the petuls
Or iho memory ot you.
Ufo shall go on
and tiioum come tiuo,
Like roses that bloom
As they uiways do.
Come, fading petals
H crimson and gold,
I'll be wailing foreor
Your memory to hold.
Hoses may fade
And petals fall,
Hut like kind words
We remember them all.
Reflecting their beuuly
On the mirror bo.neath.
Lie petals tnat fall
From the crimson wrouCi.
So long as hearts beat
With memory iruo.
There will always bloom
A rose for you.
When ruse shall fade
At.d rare petals fall.
When life shall answer
Its fa row ell call.
At tbo end of Ihe trail
Where I shall rest.
Scuttor petals of roses
For I loe them beat.
Uuy Sweet Tasty Oranges at the
Orange Market, Vt Cass St.
Adv.
One Word Led
To Another
- is
Bugs Baer FgTg
(Copyright, 1936, King Features
Syndicate, Inc.)
Pool Sharks in Social Register.
Just went around the olher night
to tho best hotel in town. Object:
To see a couple of fellows shoot
pool.
That's one of the big changes
In life that Thomas Edison or
Luther Burbank ain't respon
sible for.
W'n wntfhrxl I tin ImvM i-urk 'om
up under luxurious conditions. And
twenty-flvo yours ago u pool shark
couldn't have got into Hades with
an indorsement from the devil.
The cops used to go down
to the depot to meet the trains
with flit-guns. If a Kelly or
Yellow Ball champion got off
the train the cops sprayed him
with roach tonic.
Then they searched him for
bowle knives, wrong dice and an
engine. When we speak nbout an
engine we don't mean the kind tliut
runs on tracks.
Like the boy who inherited
his father's factory, he got the
works. For, In those, days,
the only thing lower than a pool
shark was his shlll. That was
the fellow who rounded up the
suckers With the curly heels
and set the stage for the push
over. Tool is now a real nocloty I'uppr
uml some of our best people and
nnhlnat minds arc playing Iht'in fit-
toon or no count and biinklitK the
last.
We are sorry to say that the
orop shooters have not yet
crashed the upper shelves of
society. After all, dice are
dice. And. like leopards, you
can shake 'em all night with,
out changing their spots. We
fear that dice players will con.
tlnue to be ever-blooming Ish.
maels.
Things nro much better for the
old tilbworkers. That's because
they changed their styles and
switched from three-card motile to
contraet bridge. They ure doiUR
nil right. For a good, reltuble fines
ser can pick up a better living than
a pellcsn with two pouches or on
anteater with mucilage on his nose.
Time changes everything,
but most things change thm
reivet. What surprises ut now
Is that card and pool sharks
advertise themselves In the
newspapers, magazines and on.
bill boards.
In the old days they unoaked Into
the town incognito. They made
I heir approaeh. built up the sucker
and pulled the hurrah In three
quick moves. They were Rone be
fore anybody know they had ar
rived. . -
That's how things change.
Even bootlegging has become
an amateur sport again.
RAMBLINGS
NEWS-REVIEW
MAN -
By PAUL JINKINt
JC BL.MNi;R. who has been
caring for Bob Coupler's bar
ber business since the hitter's Ill
ness, Is leaving Canyonville Mon
day to return to
the shop in
Orain which be
formerly owned
and operated. "1
hate to leave
Canyonville," he
told me. "I like
the country
down here, and
the peoplo who
livo here. Drop
in and see i me
when you are
driving north."
Well, I sure will, J. C, and I
rather suspect many other friends
of yours will do likewise.
'
Bob Couglor Is slowly but sure
ly recovering from the effects of
the stroke he suffered lust sum
mer, and Is . occupying himself
about tho new homo recently
completed for him, on tho high
way just south of Canyonville. He
Is mighty comfortuhly fixed there,
and if 1 were In his shoes, I'd be
in no hurry to return to work.
S. Wolls, lately of Broken Ar
row, Okluhoma, now a resident of
Klgarose, is building a nifty look
ing log house on the furm he pur
chased there, and was busily en
gaged yesterday afternoou in fit
ling the rafters thereto.
Mrs. Wells was just us busy,
tending several hundred laying
hens, which thoy secured with the
furm. She bus placed an order
for a lot of buby chix this spring,
White Leghorns and Buff Mlnor
cas, storing up a lot more hurd
work for herself thereby, brood
ing and ratsiug thorn. But I don't
think she minds It a bit.
George Furis was laying off
tho straightest backfurrow I aver
saw a mortal man accomplish, in
Kigarose or elsewhere, and looking i
like it was nothing at all. He ,
stopped long enough next to the ;
roud to breathe bis horses, and
talk politics. The cooler , the
horse got, the warmer George got. i
It'a so early in the campaign, .
though, tbut he . couldn't get as
mad us be would have liked to. j
Honrv Ileburd is moving into bis
new sioro at I'm pcj.ua the first of
1 tbo week, und if he is a hit set up
about it I don t blame him, for it j
is a mighty fine establishment,
and a credit to the wholo Coles j
Valley country. ... .
j
A huge ouk limb was split from
Its parent ouk trunk and fallen j
across the picnic grounds on t ho 1
Calapoola, at the old church, right i
over the sjiot where Keuben Mar
sters ate his lunch at the pioneer
picnic last summer.
"( see there's some talk of a
special session of the legislature,"
Murk Tidule" remarked to me yes
terday. "All the legislators would
do, would be to liass ihe buck on
to tho people, ami they'd vote
everything ddwn again. . 1 make it
a practice to vote no on all such
truck, und always have, except the
twenty-first amendment. I voted
yes on that; a man HAS to show
a glimmer of sense, now und
then!"
Tho spring migration of Cock
Robins is lu full swing. It's lucky
for these nomadic rascals that
they are leaving California, In
stead of trying to go there, what
with the Los Angeles cops patrol
ling tho state borders and every
thing, and their big ideas about
transient immigration.
NEW FLOOR BEING
LAID AT THEATER
A new floor Is beint; laid tn tho
Rose theater and workmen were
employed nil night on the improve
ment. The floor Is being laid in
sections so that there will be no
interruption ot tho shows, John
Uunyan is contractor.
PARROTT BUILDING
BEING REMODELLED
Remodelling of Iho rarrott
building recently varnled by the
Hose confectionary, is under way,
preparatory to occupancy of , the
quarters by lies' I rii ntnre. The
front is being completely changed.
Saturday
Wax Paper
Pineapple
Jell Dessert Powder
aF. A. B. Minccc
aiTlS Butter Clams'
Baking Powder
MANNING'S COFFEE
Fresh shipment direct from the Roaster
25c
Pound
Peaberry Coffee, Pound 20c
MatcheS They arc good 2 Boxes 7c
PEANUT BUTTER, Fresh. 2 pounds 27c
MACKEREL, Sure Delicious, tall can He
HERSHEY'S COCOA, . pound tin 9c
LIGHT GLOBES, Gen'l Elect., 60 w 10c
MINCE MEAT, Rum or Brandy, pound 10c
CORN, Golden Bantam, 2 cans 25c
BORAXO, Good for dirty hands, can 16c
OLD DUTCH, It is better, 2 cans 15c
RICE, Fancy Blue Rose, large grain, 2 lbs 15c
NEW LADY DORIS PATTERN 5-PIECE UNIT
SILVERWARE SAVE $5.00 IN REGISTER
RECEIPTS AND 89 CENTS IN CASH FOR
ONE OF THESE UNITS. .
C0C0anilt Shredded 12 -Lb. Pkg. 13C
r All Gold Fancy Early 4
PeaS Garden Peas No. 1 Tall Can .... Can I JV
MOTHER S COCOA, 2 lb. carton 18c
CHOCOLATE COVERED CHERRIES, lb bx 39c
CHORE GIRL, For pots and pans, each 9c
Windmill Flour JfeL $1.44
1 Sack
J ONION SETS
il
GRAPEFRUIT S.4 for 13c
LEMONS
ONIONS
Central Point,
Good No. 2's
oranges
LETTUCE
The stairway leading from Jack
son street to rooms upstairs has
ho'en removed and the space added
lo the business quarters. Tho in
terior is being completely modern
ized. The lies store is to be moved
the first of .March to make room
for a coffee shop to ho installed
at the L'mpqua hotel building.
WORLD PRAYER DAY
WILL BE OBSERVED
World Iay of Prayer will be
held ut two o'clock Fridrty after
noon. February 2s, ut the Metho
dist Kpiscopal church in Kose
b'iru. with ten local churches par
ticipating. The Kosehurg Woman's
I horal club will open the service
by singing tv. o numiters. miner ine
direction of Mrs. C. S. Heinllne.
The general public has been invit
ed to this world-wide prayer serv
ice. -the
and Monday
40-ft.
Rolls
2 Rolls
Del Monte, Sliced Af!
or Crushed Flat Con
9c
h
& D
.... 2 Pkgs-
Tall Can !fSg
Calumet, 4)fl
I -Lb. Tin itiXf
2 pou,. 4vc
a
.....Pound 5c
Dozen 19c
4 lb. 9c
rr'
Dczen 15c
Big Solid Heads
4c
Mr. and Mrs. V. Brown, of Til.
ler, were business visitors in this
city for a few hours yesterday.
Iluy Sweet Tasty Oranges at tho
Orange Market, West Cass St.
Adv.
DANCE
SatNites
MACCABEE
HALL
Gents 35c, Ladies 10c
Sponsored by Eagles
What a satisfaction to'find everything
that makes coffee good, in one brand
of coffee! Hare is sealed-in-vacuura
freshness and fragrance! Here is the '
modern miracle of Thermalo roasting.
More cupi to the pound yet it costs
, you no more!
i
FLAVOR SEALED. IN-VACUUM
TIN and the RI-USABLE JAR