ROSEBURG NEWS-REVIEW. ROSEBURG. OREGON. W K.DMSDAY, nFCFJviRF.R 12. 1923.
THREE
Buy Yur
TIP-TOP CORN POPPER
Hr"
We are offering a splendid assortment of Electric and
common corn popper tot the holiday season. Come in
and see 'em.
Electric Poppers $1.75, $2.00, $2.50
Common Poppers 25c and up
Buy Practical Christmas Gifts here.
Make our store your headquarters.
Churchill Hardware Co.
, THE WINCHESTER STORE
CLASSIFIED SECTION
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ALL NEW ADS WILL BE FOUND ON BACK PAGE
FOR SALE
FOR SALE Five dry cows and
heifer. Phone 33F25.
' k UK fc ALf i- rvsn mucn cowa,
grade Jerrys. Krviu Ilice, Oak
land, Ore.
roll SALE Wuou, oak and fir
block; oak Biove wood. Wood
cu l to ord er.I'h o n e 6F3.
WOOD for sale Fir block, 3 tiers
$; laurel block $3.25 per tier. 4
frxt fir $ti per cord. Phone
30F23.
SHKKP FOK SALE Full woolled
ewes, grade Lincolus. Apply Mar
Bters' itauch, Happy Valley.
FUH SAL K O a k b 1 ock wood 1 3.:' 5
per tier; fir block J-75; fir
eiove wood $3. Phone 24F32.
SAYltwith a book Dr. Louis Al
bert Hanks' new book just off
tlie press, is at tlie Itoacburg
Hook store going fast. It will
make a fine Christmas present.
FbU SALE or exchange Equity
$3,500 In small store, some fix
tures, 2 houses, garage, lot 5ux
150, paved street, Los Angeles,
Calif., for clear improved of
same value Douglas county, Ca
mas Valley preferred. R 1 Box
111. Koscoe, Calif.
NOTICKor rsale, 7'fO Naragaii
eett stock turkeys. They cannot
be excelled In the U.S. for .z
and marking. I bought last sea
son 8 turns from the turkey
shows of Missouri, Texas, Mon
tana and Kentucky. My prize
torn weighed 56 lbs. Price paid
for the cheapest bought $22 to
J to. Write for price. W. L. Cobb,
Koseburg, Oro.
WANTED
VAN'TKi Good grain hay. Farm
Bureau Exchange.
WANTED Help to care for aged
woman tituhts. Call at 627 Court
and Klla streets.
Yol'NGrnarried man warns per
manent employment on ranch.
Box 53 care News Review.
YOUR XMAS CARDS
Always remember fur the
very best in Christmas and
New Year cards the News-
Review exclusive Job printing
department excels. We are
now displaying a wonderful
line of engraved and printed
cards and solicit your orders
early in order to make prompt
delivery. Order now and pay
for your cards January first.
We have them in the most
elaborate as well as the
cheaper styles to make selec-
tiotiff.
Automobile Insurance
Your car is not fully eiuip,ied
unless it is Insured. Fire and
theft Insurance are not the only
essential coverages. You should
he protected with Public Liabil
ity. Property Damage and Col
linton Insurance. Protect your
self from serious loss hy Insur
ing today. We will gladly ex
plain these different forms of
insurance. Call or phone.
G. W. Young & Son
INSURANCE
111! On. K'. Vhimn 417
De Luxe Stages
to
California & Washington
Tlirnuch Service No ChatiKPS.
Individual lii-Hinlnc Chain.
LOW FARES
Get Tickets at
SILVER NOOK CAFE
Chiropractor
DRUOLE&S HEALTH CENTER
"ComplMa Health Sarvlca"
Mineral Vapor Baths
32? Casi Phone 41
Roaeburg Cabinet Shop
HO W. Oak
FURNITURE REPAIRING
Upton Board and Venear Panal
Cut to Order
Window Screens made to order
r Jim r L COKFLREAS
Corn
Poppers
Nothing pleases the
children, and a lot of
older people, like
fresh Pop Corn.
YOUNG man wants steady work,
tully experienced? In (arm work.
313 W. Lane St.
VA.NitD New Oregon straw
berry plantB, not Everbearing. C.
H. Wailen, lit. 2, Uox 114, hose
burg. 500 HIFUSMKN wanted to com
pete against Rock Quarry Kille
team Sunday, Dec. 16th, at
Hoseburg Kitie raugo. Kuin or
shine.
WANTED Private money for real
estate loans. First mortgage
loans, farm and city. Hood se
curity and l'c interest. Sums of
$1000.00 and up. Ci. W. Young &
Son. Loans.
WANTED Poultry and rabbits of
all kinds. Highest cash prices
paid. L'mpqua Poultry Co., 643
Winchester St., ItoseDurg. Phone
411.
FOR RENT
FOR RENT Partly furnished 4
ipom house, electric range, fur
nace, hardwood floors; Ju ier
month to responsible party with
no children. Phone 657 J. 618 S.
Jackson.
FOR R ENT Ktioep and" "dai ry
farm, luily equipped, slock and
juachlneiy. jju scies in grow-
iug crop. Good proposition tor
the ri:Li tAurty. . J. H. Denn,
CamaB va.ey.
miscoZaneous i
FUt'lT growers and farmers. Hear
the address on "Deep Tillage"
at. the K. P. hall Friday morn
ing. It will be time well nitnt.
CAR OWNER -Doivt forget to
call 553 when in need of auto
parts.
House.
Sarff's Auto Wrecking
BUY raisins direct irom produc
er. Twenty pounds of Thomp
son Seedless for $1.23, delivered
to any address in Douglas or
adjoining Co. Satisfaction guar
anteed or money refunded. J. A.
Cobb. P. O. Box 413, Red Bluff,
Cul.
HE'S THRIFTY. TOOl
fARIS A taxlcnb driver, unable
to find a suitable mate, figured out
an inexpensive and modern mean;
of elling the town about it. He
ot.ted this advertisement in his
cab: "WANTED A W1FK. I want
to marry: I own this cab; the girl
must be well off. Strictest confi
dence." Hut at last reports he was
still single.
Eat barbecue aandwiches an
live forever. Brand's Road Stand.
CROSLEY
RADIO
EASY TERMS
All electric or battery operated
with Crosley Dynamic speaker
AC Sets
$116.90 to $212.50
Taylor's Battery &
Electric Station
Phone 67
In Roseburg Super Sen' ice
Station Ttuildini;.
TU hiU-TwIff. vho ut in
a supply of thiw quality
rjintif(l Komi, will sav
inK mrn-y and alio be st-r-liig
the best (nods.
WE DELIVER FREE
Economy Grocery
O. L. JOHNSON
Tha Stora That Sarvaa
You Bt
Phont ti 344 N. Jaekaan (L
THIS HAS HAPPENED
Fate introduces Jerry Ray. a
shop girl, to A 1 enter Carstairs
when he crashes his airplane Into
the camp she Is sharing with her
: roommate. Myrtle. She likes his
pilot, Dan Harvey, but Alester Is
struck by her beauty and shows
: Iter attention.
! Unable to buy a gown for a par
ty he has invited her to, Jerry
; yields to the temptation to slip
one from the store for the evening.
When they taunt her for being
! "dry" at the party, Jerry drinks
; too much. Dan nppears to help her,
but A) ester takes her home.
She is discharged from the store
when she confesses about the
: dress. Jerry seeks another job, and
! it surprised one evening when Dan
; calls. He proposes and she tells
I him she does not believe in love,
but hopes to marry for money. He
leaves after warning her.
Alester drives Jerry out to the
deserted camp, where he makes
advances, which she repulses. Dan
happens by and Jerry makes Ales
ter take her home. When he learns
that she has lost her Job on his ac
count, he uses his influence to get
her a place in a chorus. I
Rehearsals are hard for her, but 1
she Is befriended hy Evelyn Starr,
; who is in love with Jnel Thane,
j Evelyn gives a party to celebrate
the opening of the show at Atlantic
City. Jerry goes with Dan when
Alester says he cannot take her.
But when Alester learns that she ,
has gone with Dan, he arrives iu a
rage, demanding that she go home
with him.
Jerry refuses, and Dan tells her
that she is bringing Alester to her
feet, but advises her to be careful.
Alester comes to take her to At
lantic City next day.
NOW GO ON WITH THE STORY
CHAPTER XXXII
Jerry could scarcely contain her
laughter as she told the hurriedly
made-up lie to Alenter.
Ask Miss Ray if bIic's ready to
start Tor Atlantic City, Indeed!
She nw the expression on his
face change to a black scowl and
guessed that he believed she had
an engagement with Dan.
She had hoped he would think
that Dan was the man. but she
hadn't dared to announce his name
. Alester might kuow it wasn't
true.
-Jle wouldn't bcowI like that, she
told herself, unless Dan's name had
popped into his mind. She could be
lunching with Eveln or someone
he did not know.
Alester hesitated a moment he
fore Rpraking. Then: "All right, '
he said, "I'll drive you over to the
hotel. Have your things brought
down If they're packed so we won't
have to come back for them."
"But I've decided to go on the
train." Jerry replied.
"And I've decided to take you.".
Alester returned. But ho said It
vry pleasantly
BOOTS AND HER
f .WAT V WORD
FRECKLES AND HIS FRIENDS
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WHOI A GIRL LOVES
U3VE roe Twovt.
Jerry shrugged. If she could only
put over that mythical luncheon,
engagement she wouldn't mind ro-j
lent iug a bit . . . giving in half
way. Hut what could she .tossibly
do when she got to the Ilitz? (
"Come up and get my things," j
sue said, to gain time. "We haven't
a porter."
The landlady stood by with:
valchtul mien while Alester en-
tered Jerry's room to get her suit
case and bag.
Jerry slyly shoved the new dross-,
ir.g case out of sight under thei
bed. I
"Is this allV' Alester asked, tak-j
ing up the other two pieces.
That's all." Jerry said with a
perfectly straight face.
Then after bidding good bye to
the landlady aud giving her a dol-j
lar, she followed Alester down tlie;
stales.
On the dresser she had left a'
noi for Myrtle who was out with
George With the note she left $12 j
to pay for her share of the rent fori
tv.o wet ks. The girls had agreed;
rot to keep the room togfther any)
longer, but Jerry feared Myrtle j
might not find another place soon, j
She didn't want her lo bear the ex-'
pens of a double room alone.
She was seated in the car and !
Alester was shifting Into gear
when she exclaimed that she had j
forgotten something. He heled
her out of the car.
"I'll Just be a m.nute." she said)
and ran up the stairs. Once inside .
the house she went to the pay;
telephone aud dropped a nickel in :
the slot. i
A short wait and she got her i
number. She was giad that Evelyn'
answered it saved time. Then she'
told her friend what she wanted;
her lo do. Kvelyn agreed to do as.
she was bid but Jerry was con-j
scious of her reluctance. She was
sorry that Evelyn did not approve j
of her plan, but all that mattered:
now was to have her do as Jerry:
had requested. "When she knows
why," Jerry said to herself, "she i
will appreciate the Jok;." j
Finishing hr call to Evelyn, she
rushed upstairs to get her dre
tng case. And this time when she
left the room ahv ttuu.it liie key
under the door.
"I'm not used to tills case," she
explained as Alcsur took it from
her.
"What lime is your date?" Ales
ter atked.
"One o'clock."
"You'll he late," he said. "Why
don't you 'phone and say you're not
coining?"
"Oh, no. I couldn't do that,"
Jerry protested. "It's really from
one to half past."
"Come in with me." she invited
when they stopped before the liitz.
- AUstiT summoned a duoin.au to
whom he turned over his car nn l
n dollar hill to se that It was will
BUDDIES
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WOT spuds' We'Re. fcoru oowm early,
REP.O POR. (kNOTWER. RUSH, EH, GUV.?
AW I'VE. TuoUOMT CP S MUMCM TBv KEEP
Tvtmei peppco o '6mer. thm our.
BUNOLe. eoo&y com flw-
nr?
if I 'I I Go ea.D ) o '
it, v md shoot ; r i
takfu rare of. He was not a bit
loth to Iarn who was to be Jer-i
ry's luncheuu companion, in fact,!
he had intended to intrude into
the situation whether she as tied
him or not
. j
ThougU Jerry was. not familiar'
wi;h the. hotel, nevorihlrss h1h
led the way with w aMimed ;.s-.
suruuct to a certain hk-atiot: in ih
lobby that aii'ared to her to be a
good meeting dace.
Alester was irkt'ti in by her air
of surprise at finding no one wait
ing for her. !
"He'll he ah n.? presently," i.'r. '
said without n,fi',oil'"g any name, i
"Don't wait i.' yt , v. u: to lunch!
at some other ph'cv." 1
She knew he wourdn't "lunch ai
some other place." 'ol even the.
Rock of Gibraltar seeim-d firmer in1
Jerry's mind than Alerter's deter
mination as expreMted hy his'
stance on the Ritz carin-t his feet'
ami liis arms folded across hi
chest. j
There was a five-minute wait. J
And then Jerry was paged In ae-l
cordance with a prearranged plan, j
Evel n had instructed tlie hotel ;
operator tnat she nould be with
Mr. CarMaiiti. Jerry knew that thej
mere mention of his name would
brine results that hers would not.i
"I in giad you waited because
now I can lunch with you." she
said to him a little later. 1 told D
my friend, that 1 couldn't wait an
other lf minutes It would make
me too late getting sunt ml for All
lauiic City." j
Jerry felt well pleased with her- j
self. She was going to drive down
after all, and Alester had no rea
son to believe that she'd Jump)
through a hoop for htm at the
snap of his fingers.
They had a delirious luncheon j
of squab en casserole nd a f roz--en
dessert. Jerry looked very
Binart in her plain blue tiivus ami :
light black bat. Alester had :
clucked her old spoils coat snd
she'd pinned the orchids on herj
Shoulder. Not a few people Stole;
frt(uent glances st her animated i
countenatu e. Jerry tried to forget J
Dan Harvey. j
. .
The drive to Atlantic city wasj
del'htlul. It was one of those full ;
days wlun the sunshine is Hko
liquid goid ii nd the sKy as blue as j
Irich eyes. 'I lie tyinhhined seats of;
the roadster were deep and p.fl-j
sprinted. .lirry relaxed and told J
herself to enjoy the good the pods
provided and stop thinking of a
lean brown man who held you like j
a gorilla against a pounding heart I
but would not kiss you. ... j
She had thrilled to the lit.ll.uul!
tunnel under the Hudson rher io
the gently winding curves and un-j
checked speed, and to the thought
of a great stream flowing over her!
head.
W as she Jerry Ray wearing j
orchids and riding beside a mil-'i
lionake in an imported car, the
saiiiv Jerry IJay who, a few short'
Weiks before, lied counted her pen-1
tihs and pulled down the heels of.
lu-r stockings to hide the dams?
Yes, she guessed she was. Thej
coat she wore proved It. Well, n:iy-
way, ude would (Kiim he n bje I o
But Boots and
? II t VOX (95M Wfi(
Mm
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More Puzzling Than Ever
Next to
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TM(T'CL f.TCH l'CM.i;S CVeS
j fM' LUKfe-'CM TO OUR STOe.-
FiW.' I'M GUHt'.ty "30
'(."T, TOO'. F "1',T.MCC,G0
pot tu in' vjimoovJ-
snd her mother a coat w ith a fnr
collar. And she could fold this old
thing over her arm when slm got
to her hut 1. She hoped she would
not need a warm wrap In Atlantic
City.
They stopped at a gas station
later on and Jerry removed her
ccat. Aienter noticed that she tried
to hide tlie worn lining. When he
gut back in the car h n-nally
drew it over to his hide and when
Jerry became atjsorlH'd in tha
scenery he mamnjd lo drop It out
of tile r;t
"fold?" be asked her presently,
she said, "1 think I'll put
my coat on."
When hu discovered that it was
mil's i hk Alester inquired if she bad
any thing of vulue iu the ockels.
Jerry said no.
"Then, if you don't mind wearing
my top oal. I d rather not go back
(or yours. Alester told her. "It
must have been picked up by this
lime anyhow."
"Hut I haven't another heavy
coat,' Jerry wailed.
"It was my fault," Alester de
clared. "You II have to let me get
you another in Atlantic city." He
handed her his light topcoat and
helped Jerry put it on. Then he
took the wheel again and in a few (
seconds they were spinning along i
at 4.-,.
Well, she'd have to send her
mother a coal without a fur collar
now. Jerry told herself, phe hadn't
resisted, Alcster's subsidizing in
stincts t tin h far only lo yield over
the lo;s of an old coat. She could
make up for the f ir wilh a dres-t
later oa. She wondered if clothes
were very expensive on the Hoard
walk. Hut perhaps she'd hotter not buy
Anything more until alter tlie show
opened Kveryone said It was go
ing to be a hit. but Jerry had been
rending the theatrical news with
greitt fidelity. She discovered that
tux . appalling number of shows
flopped.
What would she do If "Summer
time" rolled over and kicked up Its
Itgs? No Job! No money not even
a hall bedroom she could go hack
to!
The day lost some of its bright
ness for Jerry. There wasn't a dark
cloud In the sky hut her spirits
dropped like a barometer before a
storm. She kept her eyes on the
road looking for humps.
When they were down past As
bury Park she asked Alester If
they'd reach Atlantic City before
dark.
"Yes," he said, "we'll do 70 pret
ty noon."
"Take me to the Kverelt hotel,"
she said. "Kvelyn's staying there."
"Wouldn't you come to the Am
bassador as my guest If I asked
Miss Starr to share a suite with
mi?" Alerter siiid pleadingly.
"You don't know how I feel, Jerry,
having so much money that isn't
making life any pleasa tiler for
you."
"Mill It Is." Jerry responded In
stantly. "Why! I'd be back In
New York watching- the clock right
non if it weren't for you. And I'd
proli.ibly he having a roast beef
:inmvieh fnr rlllHicr, Kvelvn savrt
Babe Are Worried
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A Worth While Present
Running watei in the house, or a bathroom outfit if
you already have running water.
300 gal. per hour automatic system
$65.00
Investigate our eaty payment plan.
See us first We can save you money.
FarmBureau Cooperative Exchange
Roteburg Oakland
A gen Is For
Sherwin Willi a;.; Co. tiean Spray Pump Co.
John Leere Plow Co.
the Kverelt ir. b n!(.i place.
"Well, would jou tome to a lit
tle par:?" A esier urged. "I've
I wiii ti for rotriis."
"Nat tonight," Jerry said firmly.
: "VV re going to work all day to
jmoirow for our final dress re-
; hearsal.
f "Tomorrow night, after the
i how?" Alester appealed. "You
1 must come, then, Jerry; the
j party's In your honor."
"U ho 11 be there?
"The whole show."
Jerry frowned. "Drinks?" she
asked.
"Well, for those who want
them."
Jerry said nothing more. She
was thinking of w hat Dan had said
1 to her about keeping her reputa
' tiou unsullied, and suddenly she
knew that she didn't want to go
to a party Alester would throw
and not because she hoped to mar
ry him.
(To Be Continued)
Arundel, piano tuner. Pnone 189-L
THEN HE LOSTI
NKW 1IR1TAIN. Conn. A worn
nn who Joined tho vast crowd to
greet tiov. Al Smith here lost her
shoes In the rush. She was lifted
off her feet ami nut of her shoes
in tlie rnith, and was carried
along with the crowd. She Bent
! several minutes locating the shoes.
1
THRILLED TO DEATH
LONOON Frederick Rroadley
diet in a Southend cinema recently
while watching the movie "Fire."
His wile, sitting beside him, called
for aid when he s)umied forward
during onu of the big thrills of the
film. A physician pronounced
death due to henrr rtlense.
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HOW TH' HECK 00 Mfr CUf CCT TX
DO MUCH rUS1Me.SS IM PN HOUR.
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WIFE RINGS TOWN BELL
WHEN MATE SHOOTS SELF
SACRAMENTO, Calir.. Dec. 11.
A frantic wife last night sum
moned aid by ringing the town's
fire bell a few minutes after her
husband had shot himself through
the head.
According to dispatches received
by The Bee from Sutter Creek,
Amador county, Charles L. Tyler,
40. a miner, fulfilled threats of
suicide often made by shooting
himself through the head with a
pistol in the presence of his wife
and three children.
The fire bell summoned scores
or residents to the spot. Physi
cians hold out scant hope for Tyl
er's life.
All kinds of rough lumber for
sale cheap. On main road four
miles east of Dlxoiiville. Will de
liver If desired. C V. Odea, Phone
34 F4.
VERY WELL, THANK YOU
CLKVKLAND W'hen 38 police
horses took influenza here recent
ly. Police Chief Jacob Graul fur
nished whiskey to cure them. The
nags soon recovered.
Eat barbecu sandwiches and
live forever. Brand s Road Stand.
HIT BY AUTO FOR $1.50
WKST POYLSTON, Mass. Af
ter being run over by an automo
bile here recently, a pedestrian re
ceived from the motorist the mu
nificent sum of $1.50 in compensa
tion for bis injuries. This repre
sented train fare to his home.
Ilest. bred flock Naragnnsett tt
Pacific coast now being offered.
See Humified ads. W I,. Cobb.
wc Bra o s pt err.
By Blosser
By Small
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