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ROSEBURG NEWS-REVIEW, FRIDAY, JUNE 22, 1923.
ROSEBURG NEWS-REVIEW
Uauetf bally Except Sunday by The Ncw-Review Co.. Inc.
.WXi'f lr8 'II tfsnlusirely entitled to the: tine fur republi
cation of nil news dU(ati-ti mVdlted tr it or not otherwise crt-dllf! In
LMa paper and to at) local nrw pultltnlted herein. AH right of rt-publlc .
lit ii pt Mpeclul dispatch. herein are hImu reirve1. j
CEPtT U. BATES..,
(Cuiered as second cIhbs matter May 17. 1120, at the post office at
Hose burg, Oregon,- under Act of Murch 2. 1879.
" I ' ' SUBSCRIPTION RATE8
Oally, per year, hy mull. .
Daily six raoutus. by mull....:
.Pally, throe moiiUm, by mall - ....
:Ually, single luontb, by mall
really, by carrier, per month... ...
ROSEBURG, OREGON,
j MERCHANTS
- The merchants of Roseburg, as well as other business
Institutions, ineliulintf the News-Review, nre being "gyped"
Jagji. month for various sums of money for special police
yrotcction during the night. This in an imposition brought
nbout by the laxity of the present night officer who is sel
dom visible on the streets after night fall, but ,on the con
trary, carrying as he docs n badge of authority as deputy
Sheriff, undertakes n lot of scouting to outlying districts,
jiegleeting the duties for which he is employed and paid by
ihe taxpayers of Roseburg. This is not written as a criticism
"i "Doc' Martin, the merchants' policeman, as he has l.en
an excellent nightwatchman, but why should the business
anen of the city be compelled to pay private police service,
rjvhile the regular officer is playing around and lounging
rttbout the city hall? We see no good reason why the taxpay
ers o( Roseburg should pay for the services performed for
,lhe county by the local police. And there is absolutely no
jexcuso for employing a special night man if the city's night
Jpoljce performs his duties as he rightfully should. The
jwhttlc thing is a joke and it's about time a lot of us fellows
pvere waking up to the fact that we are pouring money
lout for the purpose of giving an officer tho-privilege of
jazzing around in an' automobilo and giving his time to mat
iters that do not concern him.
-I -o
j ""What we're Availing for la a moving picture where ihe
Jierp, with just one minute to
o'JpJI the warden that another
Roomed man is innocent, and
t n . ' 0 ; -; li
I ..tV As soon as thq democratic nominee for ' president is
"f lined out" the big parade will start for the November clec-
;Jioji. , Already prognosticatorfe
;juWi1!ing to bet a riew 'Hat on
i 1,;We are just passing .from spring to summer and it
-tcrlainly feela good to'the ntit'ives in this neck of the woods
-vbo arcjenjpying ,an atmosphere unequalled by any other
iecilon ii) the sfate. ' i t i ' 5 . i.
.4 ' o
P Judging from commeiit. prevalent about tlio old town
', ntlhis, particular moment Roseburg's city election will not
rbcjxa tamo us some people expect. i i ; i i
-- . : -o
f .iloKeliurg;s next big. event
pwhich opens next Tuesday.
fand all that goes with it.
4- U .1
j; Always those who have the most to say regarding the
',t:hnracters of btliers ai'o trying to fool themselves for their
J-own protection. '
Local gi'ocerymen state there has been a great slump
in the salo of canned corn during the past few days.
t o :
E Merchants who uo the advertising columns of. the
dSfi.va-Reyiuw- can nlways depond on getting results.
.. . ()-,
, , Gorn on the cob has no comparison to corn in the sewer.
REALTY MUST PAY
; TAX LOST BY BANK
STOCK DECISION
I.mnIh(I I
'.SAI.K.U. .Iiiiim
Karl I'lslier, I
Kl. Iiir .,.imt!lfcln,.
Ilv-Ttir tho slatoiheiii that l In. re. n"v''1' "l"''. alilimiKh Ihe Crlin.
etit"fV( i' tl ' mn decision II , r'1"" """'"" " ' HH-
:" ,r:!: : v1; bnrri'iiiZiror' ,,;"v',::',::;,
Hmn.,..i. im... .i.... i. ,
aiTli-uai r..veh,. r ,... U , n !
revenues or ahoui 9iir,n,iMin.
'unl coiipe, llll'li iiioiImI. iu, ii
-:iili linil In Mile i-onillllnn. Kusy
liM'Uu) or tnule cmiKiili'ieil. Ilauseii
(,'lMviolel Co,
JUNIOR VARSITY ""
"OARSMEN OF YALE
' DEFEAT HARVARD
(..,. l'i... win )
rft'iivr-ri .,i .,., . i
li.li.nA I I A ( ill kmh, ,,w ,,.
Mm'v nun., inien iiiilor viiihi
IPfNItell lllll-Minl ,y eight, eK,n
In Jim ln mile iip sireniu line ,o
day nmklau n cleim swi'ei or the
lnoiTHlig races ol Hie .lelill.i,-ii
regiiljn.
Tup New Haven sweep sivlni!, i-.
Ilelthe lea. I tlmniKlmut Ihe nice
n ttfl llarviinl never seili,iil
lUmilleneil diem. Vale oue, ,,'
- COMING EVENTS IN ROSEBURG
.. Cut out this list of dales of rmtstimdin Pvents (or
" At- ylHti P " y"r IH,lklt f,)r '"""'y Jefcrence.
--. -Wntch for clinngei and nddilionnl nnnounccmcnt ns lliey
rimy be nrrnnged.
-rodcrnl Lnnd Hnnk Convcption
Stnlo Convention of G. A. K
?,ncl C - June 27-28-20
l5or N-oiit Lnnii), Wolf C trek Jv 1
J'.F.pworlli L.cnuue Insliltile on Lillle Kivrr site ...July 9lft
DniiKlns County Men hauls' Institute Amiust ().3 I
"Knights of I'ythinn Convrntion. Disl. N i. 5 .. Sept. 22
K T. A. Convenlion October (nodnle set)
rail Meeting ftcsbylcry of Southern Oirnon Oct J3 '4
.Nntior.nl Llcction Novemler6
Stnte Horticiilliirnl Meetino Drc. 12-13 14
...President and Manager
Becretary-Treanurer
K0n
2.00
... l.uu
.60
... '.b
FRIDAY, JUNE 22, 1928.
DEING '
'GYPED'M
spare, picks, up the telephone
has confessed and that the
gets n busy signal.
ar.e to, be found aplenty wh.
the outcome.
is the (i. A. R. convention
Give them a hearty, welcome
n lilltli mioke. All Hip men flnlh
oil Htrnnft.
nle'H freshmen crew wtni Ihe
first evonl of the day, detent Inx
llarvnrd'B flrsl year (lew hy four
I lellijllis over I ho Iwoiiille course.
toe mile yoilnusteis overconie
'"" """vara lean mill well!
boils. Ilolli crews
Hal ill, d
"m Pl' ''"l ll'.
IHdsimililiti cunch. M,27 uuuU-l.
tnoli. Mini iiiiim lilio h new cur; h
hIIi'ImI lor snli' h( wvy low fi
urcn hy Miiiihcii ( In-vrolft n.
8-YEAR CONVICT
ESCAPES PRISON
SAI.I'.M, June I lie aernml
I"'1"""1'!' lo escape from the slllle
penlienllarv i i i.,.i ,. ,i
minisli-iifloii ku away esiei-liij
liei Curl V. Slewail. Inisly.
walked awny Iniin a I'lelil near the
pi l.-on. Heveial liiiiii-ils are. looking
for him. Annul inn weeks ago
,leisc CiiIIIiin, aliolher 1 1 list ' es
npcil In Himlliir ninnner. Slewart
Is meler sentence lo serve olflht
'i 'oi iiiieini'llini in kill in.
filllier In law al IIHWmro.
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23
PRUNE
PICKiN'S
BY BERT Q. BATES
The human fly
Who crawled up
The tide of the ' . r
Hotel Grand
Yentiddy was
t Nearly cracked
' On the bean ' '
By a damsel
Who thot he
Was tryin' to
Enter her window
She evidently
Believed In.
Swattin' th fly!
A feller brought ye ed. a heapin'
boxful of cherries yestiddy and
gosh but they were good. Then we
went home and guzzled a glassful ,
of milk an' we're not dead yet.
A little rain right now wouldn't
be a bad idee, Jupe!
judgin' from the newspaper re
port of the Walker. Hudkins battle
I a -at night both of the boys musta
been mad at each other.
They're still findln' owls in the
top of the courthouse and the f el.
lers over there are figgerin' on
boilln' 'em lust to see what the pro
Iverbial boiled owl looks like.
They haven't taken our . finger.
nrlnts vt. fnlka tint shaved Our
head but If this hot weather keeps
up, we re in favor of the latter.
Our aood ol' friend. Wayne Pet-
tit, who uater he n pencil pusher
OLD SCHEME REAPPEARS
FOR "FARMING" FARMER
,
KannotH who buy Kilts at prices j
lar niiove i-ven pure-oreo : row attcrnoon.
irrni a h Inn coinimny now roport-j o -
t-il operating In -Oregon with Ihe' oiusmoblle coach, 1927 model
promise of Bulling back all female looks and runs like a new car; Is
progeny at a high price are doomed j uirprud for sale at very low Ha
lo eventual disappointment at loss, Ures by Hansen Chevrolet Co
warns. .1.. roller, neau oi me j
animal Itusbandi-y department ut
the slate college who lias investi
gated the scheme here anil els
whero. i ' I ' i
In spito of all tho contracts In
the world, says Potter, tho com
pany cannot affoi-il to buy back
the gljls at premium , prices any
longer lhan they can resell them
at still , higher prices to other
fanners; Thus the - business must
grow In a geometric -ratio milking I
It only a qtiCBIion of time until the A great many of thefio pennies
company refuses further pur-1 go to your schools. Many drop In
clias purchases. . j lo Ihe collection box at church,
i This, in runt, Is etaclly- what Many help to patch up your roadi.
happened with a similar scheme i Many help lo light your streetB Ht
used In Kansas some throe years j night. Many help to keep your
ago. Professor Potter finds. After streets clean.. Some go Into your
the expansion hail reached lis llm-j public library and various kinds of
It the malinger of ' tho company, amusements Hint you crave. They
wrote a poiuo- loner inning ; ins ;
customers Ihnt "It Is Impossible in
move Ilio gills (hat wo had
planned." A slaleiueiit altogether
true, sayn Poller.
"Such a company attempted to
start operations here ihree years
ago but was discouraged when I lie
college threatened lo expose tho
sclirme," Professor Poller ex
plained. "Kxchunglne cash for
promises is always dangerous, hut 'J
specially so when these promises, Tills sounds a little riiililMi
in their very nalure, must evelllu- perhaps, but It is true' II is a
ally be Impossible lo fulfill. I simple Illustration that makes us
"I all appreciate) what really happens
In applying sodium fluilile lo!nn n large scale overv day We
hens wllh young chicks or llll keys, crave heller schools, better (hur.-h-care
Is taken to avoid applying so j es. belter streels and highway
much Mint tho young will he In-' We waul to soo our transportation
injured by It, says tho experiment cosls reduced. We want better
station. Many poultry raisers keep, llghis, better methods of sanlla
the hens away from Ihe chicks fori Hon. lower tuxes, mofo of our own
a short pei loil lo allow her lo children. HI mav seem a 1 it t lo far
shake mil soino of the excess fetched, hut every dollar Hint Is
powder. spent at home brings these ihiiiga
jjust a Utile nearer to realization.
Chevrolet louring, 1!I2 moilel. ! You and your children deserve
tine of those fine small tout Ing.i l better things. Try It out anil see
you always wanted. Easy terms or ,
trade. Hansen t hevrolet Co.
CAMAS VALLEY MAN
STRUCK BY LOG
William I'lununiM', Hnhloyrd
Ciitnart Valley Oilar I'amp, re-.
cHvimI mtMlicat nth'iillon yesterday j
nrtmnotin al .Mm-cy Mohi(h1 for
wouihIh received wlieti h timh I
HtmcU Mm in ihe Hide of the head
and fHce an one o (In Iom was
dlslndccd where Ihe men were'
workiiiK.
Ahhnimh il I not believed thai I
the injuries are HerioiiH they are
t'iy piitnful. one side T llm face j
havint; had laceration!, th eye he- j
tna lnuied ami the lower laut ni l
the led ear hehi lorn loose. It Ik
ex peeled tint I Mr. I'lnmmer will lie j
able to leltini home loinnrrow. 1
llaiueKs, horse irolhu-B and col
lar pails al liarlou Pros,
l.awn mowers at W harlon Pros.
en asTh allTs a ys
OREGON SENATE'S
PRESIDENCY IMS'
KM. KM. June ;'.'. -Hiat Senator
Charles Hall of Tons anil Curry
toiitit ies. while here today fr.nn
Mai slttiehl. i'a id thai lm helievi-s
Iheif Is no ilouht thai lie will he
elected pretddent ol" (lie senate at
the 1!CMi sexslun tf the legislature.
Halt ttald lhat he Iiiih not et
Pledited any of the f(.iinto mem
hers, hnl will do lhat IteTore torn;.
He, said lhat Renitior Miller of
tirantx Vva ts not a candidate and
will support him for the, position.
Sh"i-p hell,
ton llros.
ami stiaps lit Whar-
TO REVIEW STATE GUARD
M.hir.i Imv-i Utr-
8ALK.M, Junp 2i.- titnernor
Patterson, Ffcretary ol State
Koer and Stale Treasuifr 'T. B. I
Kay nv amouit Salt-m people
1"'&JitL
on the Ribg. newspaper In the days
when men shot from the hips and
our pal, Jimmy Goodman, who are
now at the state house in 8alem
wired us yestidday as follows:
"Prisoner's song will be broadoast
for you t'night.Tune In." As we
had our ground wire hooked onto
, a sewer which was clogged up with
r-.nrkrl corn and hflminv w wera
unable to get anything but static.
Any ol' pat can be the cat's
whiskers but it takes a Tom cat to
be the catspaw. ; ,
!
The local millin' companies are
this week offerin' specials
cracked corn as they hate to be
laught with it on hand.
-
The dawg days are fast ap.
proachin' and to are the hot dawg
days.
j
The golfers are practicln' fer the
mdse. tourney next Sunday and it'll '
jutt be Irv Burnn's luck to win a
ham. 1
I
Gotta close the colyum now,
folks, it's too dern hot to work and
besides ever'body's leavin' on a va
cation and nobody's home to gos
sip about. -
!
LAFE PERKINS SEZ
"I notice the suckers around the
mouth of the Oak st. sewer are
cuttln', some fancy didoes this
week."'
li-avlnp loilay for Camp Clatsop lo
witness the annual review of Ihe
Oregon National Guard. The ro-
,-lew will besin at 2 o'clock tomor-
The Home Dollar Bill
Have you ever followed Hint dol
lar you spool at home through Us
many dally travels? Quite natur
ally you haven't. You haven't
thought of the Innumerable small
channels through which It goes
when once it is broken up. The
place that a cent or two stop orf
are too numerous lo mention linlll
they como hack to the dollar
ngain
circuuuo all nay long.
I lie dollar spent at Imam is 100
busy cenis Unit go to mako your
community a better, llvlier com
munity. The dollar that goes away
for the tilings ynu can purchase at
homo Is a long time coining buck.
Tile more dollars you spend at
home tlui better things come to
you. The more dollars you semi
away, the fewer of Iheso good
things you will have
If continual trading at home
uoenn I hrliiK sonic . better romtltw.
So. If nol In the paft. atart now
lo keep, ro fur a pOHsiglo, lhat
dollar at home hy buying m.
home. t'orvallis Onzette-Tintes.
Mcronnlck-lteerlns hinders and
hay machines will rIv you belter
Kervlee hecuuse you can readily
pet repjilrs. sold hy Wharton llnti.
New Moose Cap
I'M
. L1
'ji'll
i
Stcretary of Lnbor Jsmea J. Da-
vi has patented this new he.d-
gear .the official cip for the Loyal
Order of Moose, of which Davis is
head. The cap Is Similar tc a fcir.
etla, but ts of soft material,
17. .'
O JnUea
i
Attention!
In choosing your swimming
suit let color harmony bo
your guide,
Jantzen lo the foremost In
the field to make a colored
aw i mm inn suit to hnr'rr.rtnize
w with your, complexion.
$ Fnf thn hlnriH .hntyn
1
blue, recalling the tropical
blue of the gulf stream.
For brown hair, cardinal
red.
For auburn hair, Jantzen
emerald preen.
For brunette, Jantzen
orange with the In stglow of
sunset.
This is why the diving girl
predominates wherever swim
ming 13 done.
5 JtT?tmH!
eKEaaiHHs&Tii&Baiii
SWEDISH TRAIN
WRECK KILLS 14
(.UwiciiitH Vrvtt t.i-awHl Witv't
STOCKHOLM, Sweden. June 22.
Meager details arriving from
Bollnas, in eastern Sweden, this
morning told of the wrecking or
the Northern Kxpre:s near there
with a death lint of 11.
First official accounts said that
the express was wrecked when an
extra engine left ihe llollnaa sta
tion too soon, resulting in a col
lision. Itoth locomotives wore over
turned and four couches telescoped
and burst Into flames.
The dead included ' Jotiann ;Jo
hannison, leader ol' the . peasants
party, and the engineer and fire
man of tlw express train. The
crew of tho other engine were ulso
believed killed.
It was stated there were no for
eigners among the victims.
BANK WRECKED BY
BOOKKEEPER; DOSE
OF POISON FAILS
(As.HhIi. Yi': Ij-:ist,1 Wire)
NOItLKSVILLK. 1ml., June 2
Tim Citizens State It a n k
ef
Nohlesvllle, was closed today on
orders from Thomas Itarr, slate
hank examiner, following discov
ery of a shortage of $117,100, trac
ed to Onier O. Patterson, chief
bookkeeper in the Institution for
28 years.
Patterson was found in his room
at a hotel mil feting from the ef
fects of poison. Patterson confes
sed he had been taking money
from the hank for several years.
SHIP'S MUTINY QUELLED
(AkkvIuIciI I'n-w l.enw Wir')
COLOMBO. Ceylon, June 22.
Tlio situation a hoard lite Aus
tralian Commonwealth liner Jervis
Bay, which mutineers threatened
(o Hie, was reported to well in
hand today in wireless advices
from Hie vessel.
The mutinous stowaways were
imprisoned under Ihe hutches.
It was. announced in Ihe legisla
tive council lhat the oiler S la vol,
w hich sailed yesterday Willi a
party of British marines, hoped to
meet the Jervls Bay tomorrow af
ternoon ami (hat the British crui
ser Suffolk, which is sun miles
west of Colombo enrottte lo China,
has been ordered to (urn south to
render any assistance necessary.
(Aic!ltn I'rfwt AVirfJ
POKTLANO. June '12. Vhn;i(:
BBII. hard while M lif; soft while,
western while ?1 Pj.V: luird winter
?l.:i2: norihein stuing, .western
i. d I
Oats. No. 2 ;U! lh. white feed j
St.Vim.
- BOSTON, Jtine JJ - The COM
MKItCfAL BCL1.I;T1N of tomor
low w ill s;i y :
"The wool market is slow anil
"easy with prices in favor of the!
buyer, thnuifh nor to hmv tiiRrknd i
'degree, mrKi holders of wool befny;
firmly of the opinion that tho in HI J
will need all the wool in sicht fori
(he next six months. j
"There is a lull alo hi liuyfnii In
the, country, where prices nre ,
DR. NERBAS
DENTIST
Pslnl.ss Extraction
Gas When direr
Pyorrhea Treated
Phone S8 M isonlo BMg.
ft
stem & ISAl
' "Glddap there, shark," one Tiny
f& cried. "You'ru eviiiK u a da.iJy
A ride. Wti don't know where we'r
M he;:Uhm tor,
but
neither do w
caro. j ia tun to travel on ir"
this, thai in, If nothing goes umi;is.
We tilt ure feeling very good out
iu tiila nice fiesh ih"
Thus Dultyland was left bo
hind, but not a Tiny ticenietj to
mind. '1 he shark swam tiirouuli
the water, and it pulled the bom
( what would we do if he should
y bile our rope in two?" Hut notiv
fjj! ing like tiila happened, and 'in
W hour or go went past,
"Oh,
look, we're coining to n
& hunt
It Biiiety is not the end of
V. ihiH fine ride." veiled Carnv. "it
E would Hooil a wontlioiiH tin ill." li
& wasn't loiiM till they could aee thai
Sj he was wroiiK us he could be. The
& ali'eam ju.sl took a midden turn
M and went on, full her stilt.
E Al! of a midden, MitsLer Shark
decided he would end (he lark.
& I'd haps tin puilitiK made hl'H
K i in ct. ilci innmed Willi all hiu
k might, and let the lope fly hit?
g air. and ca
E scare, "lie's (j
y Carpy, ua tlte
air. and caused a momentary
gone, exclaimed wee
the all ark swum out oi
sight.
w' "Thai's iiiHt our luck." some
body said. "Now wo must work,
lo move ahead. Let's tako turns
at the paddle." .Then the buneh
heard Wcouiy roar, "Say, look
we're as lueky as can bo." Tim
; Tinymites all looked and sawr
some moukefs up on shore.
The monkeys then amused the
crowd. They hopped around and
squealed aloud. "Let's land," ex
claimed one Tiny. "Wo can surely
have some fun." And bo they
somewhat lower, twelve months
wools at Kerryville, Texas, having
been Bold at about $1.12, clean
landed Dostun, against $1.15-1.18
at the peak of the contracting, at
which time these wools were rela
tively too high.
"The manufacturing end of the
business lo slow at the moment,
although there is ample time for
the repeat business in heavy
weights to jjnt started.
'Mohair ii slow and without ma
terial change, most interest being
in the foreign markets."
The COM.MKHC1AL BULLETIN
will publish the following wool
quotations tomorrow:
KCOl.llKIJ BASIS: " '
Oregon Fine and F. M. staple
V1.15-1.LS; fine and 'F. M. clothing
1.00-1.05; valley No. 1 ?1.0b-1.10.
Graded stock:
First combing 85-90e; good card
ing 65-6UC.
PORTLAND, Ore., June 22. I0gg
values advanced aharply yesterday,
all grades moving up from cent
to K cents per dozen. Both
grades of mediums showed the
greatest strength jumping a cent
and a Half to 2ti, on extras and to
2r cent a on first a. Wanda rd
firsts advanced a cent to 2il while
standard extras lose a half cent
to Ihe same figure. Continued light
receipts coupled with good storage
demand and higher prices in ihe
south indicate that prices would
remain linn.
Butter prices were, unchanged
hut the market was firm and into
storage movement fairly largo v.t
!Ui)1 pounds.
Country dressed meats and poul
try showed no nriee chaiicen lodav
and (ratling was normal. Uoe.eipu
were moderate but enough lo sat
isfy demand. 1
Strawberries were about steady
al yesterday's quotations but other
classes of berries were a shade
easier.
Potatoes prices were unehang'-d.
OUT OUR WAY
A?
1 TmoT TmeT
WAS A 5HOT!
COOWA -
(V? O I ?!!. BY NCA btHVlCC. INC. iTii " ;'t.T. f ;
READ THE STORY, THEN COLOR THE PICTURE
made their houseboat glitlo up on (The monkeys give the Tiny-;
tho beach null Coppy cried, "Oh, i mites a surprise in the next story.)
look, tho monkeys see Is. They.! (Copyright, 1928, NEA Service:
are bravo. They do not run I Inc.) y
SIDE GLANCES
The (.irl who came to the city
with only two turns ditly.
I .- .,-
I tt he StRVlCC. tNC ' (j
V NlR'JlS 1ft IwaFki uck
1 LOOKlM FER -fH' SECOMO )
VIT SO fA$$PX
FOUMO TH' O 1 A .
a S--T- for?--W
By George Clark
expecting to spellbind her audience
By Williams
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