FOUR ROSEBURG NEWS-REVIEW Issued Of lly except Sunday by Th News-Bevlew Co.. I no. Mvlutoer Tfc AMoclatc 1'rcu. The Associated Press Is exclusively entitled to the use for reDubll aatlon of all ..news dispatches credited to It or not otherwise credited in Kbls paper and to all local news published h'jreln. All rights of republic t'yu o flgim omiimoiiei nerein are eiso rewervea. b. W. DAI KS.. 8E-HT G. BATES- ..Fr-alduut aud Aluimger -BecreUry-Troaaai-er Havivt w tecosd class matter May 17, WHO, at the post uilicu At KoiebnjTjregojinderJlifj Act ofJMarch a.llj7. SUBSCRIPTION MATES wtiiy, per year, by mall . Dally, Mx moo ma, by mall . Dally, three months, by mall , uuir, single monui, by mail , "-uiy. by carrier, per month . .14.00 run . l.ou . .btl . .6U ROSEBURG, OREGON, THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 8, 1927. THE STINGY OLD THINGS! We hang our heads in shame, We blush to the cars. Wo despair of our countrymen. We feel like putting the Stars and Stripes at half mast. For our fellow Americans, who are traveling nj England this year, are not up to the standard Do they spend money lavishly? They do not! Do they swill champagne by, the bucket? They do not! Do they eat their heads off? They do notl Do they make jackasses of them selves by over-tipping? They do not! Are they careful with their money? Yep! Do they want to find out what a thing is going to cost before they order it? You bethcha! All wrontf, men and brethren, all wrong, You are giving an evil reputa tion to America. You are soiling the fair name of Ameri cans. List to the plaint of one of the London hotel managers : 'I have found that many of our American visitors are care ful with their money this year. They want to go out and have a good time, but they don't want to spend a whole I6t of money on it. Only the other evening a party of four came in for supper and I had to give a detailed list of what it would cost them before the would order. Then again Americans order a comparatively cheap wine or even lemonade for din ' ner. We do not call that spending money." r, ' ' -O '- OUR CHANGING DIET PICKINS , Railway shipments of the 16 principal fruits and vege tables, highly perishable foods, between 1924 and 1926 aver aged annually 848,099 carloads, an increase of 77 per cent during the last ten years. That period represented a 440 per cent increase in the quantity of lettuce consumed, and -a 216 per cent increase for grapes. In 1926 the 4400 cold storage warehouses listed by the Department of Agreculture had a combinod capacity of 585,000,000 cubic fuel and they handled 1,000,000 carloads of refrigerator freight. Since 1910 ice . . (cream consumption has increased from 1.04 gallons per ca pita to 2.80, aggregating an annual total pf 42,200,000,000 gallons. To meet this new bill of fare, use of ice in the United 'SUites has more than doubled in the last ten years, the con . sumption per capita in 1917 having been 480 pounds, and in ' 1926, 1040 pounds. The American menu appears to be chang ing more and more to fresh fruits, vegetables and dairy pro ' tyicts, rather than the heayy starchy foods which formerly made up the. bill of fare. The change of much of the national population from physical to mental labor, from physical to nervous activity, is credited with bringing this about. ' IT'S THE LAW! Peggy O'Ncil.'a well-known American actress, was tried in her absence the other day in a London court, found guilty, after pleading guilty through her attorney, and fined ten dollars. She had committed the heinous offense of failing to comply with some of the stipulations of-the aliens net. The guilty wretch had actually moved from a swell address in Gfosvcnor street to an equally swell address in . Cadogan Gardens and she had not notified the police! You see, right after the war, with the scare about spies and secret agents land trouble-makers generally still strong, the British parlia ment enacted a law which compels all aliens living in Britain more than thirty days to report to the police and receive an identity card. Every time an alien changes his address, he is supposed to notify the police, The idea is that thus the po lice will be able to nab you when they want you. Every night Peggy O'Neil's name is blazoned in big electric lights over a prominent London theater. And even a second-hand sleuth would thus know where to go to find her. But, by heck ! She had failed formally to register. An example must be made of her. It has been. Also of'the law. : , o : HEltE'S A QUEER QUI11K During the discussion of certain border problems the other day at Washington by the officials who administer our prohibition law and members of the Royal Canadian Customs Commission, the quaint and very interesting fact popped out that the flow of Canadian 'liquor to this country is not nearly as big an issue as the flow of American liquor into Canada. Here we have the paradox or vicious circle or whatever you call it on a dry country shipping liquor into one for the most part wet. Wo complain that laxity of Canadian enforcement is playing Iihvoc with our dry law. The Canadian reiterate that our 99.44 per cent poisonous industrial alcohol is simply killing them off. The Canadians regard deaths from poison liquor as distinctly .bad business. If. we must have poison liquor, let's keep it at home. THE WILL TO BE DOING ' ''" A ticket agent in an Ohio city had to leave his job the other day because the railroad's pension requirement forces retirement at the age of 70. "1 don't want to leave," he told a reporter. "I've .been on this job 40 years, and it's part of mo." Edward F. Hatch, Wall Street broker, sold his seat on the Stock Exchange for $194,000, intending to retire. Less than three months later h had bought the seat back for . $218,000. "It's hard to leave the harness after all the .yoars," he said. "I've just got to have something to do." It is interest and enthusiasm in their life work, no matter what it is, that keeps men young. ' Comba Best Leadoff Man , Tho two bent leiuloff men in tJitw American league am Mill t.omns of Now York and Max Bishop or Philadelphia, with Comba hnvlne; the odgo biiranse of his nuperlnr hitting itntl greater tveed. QeoD Eveninq: "Folks The deer huntera Are dannln' Their red derbies Which make Dern sight better Targets than a Chapeau the . Color of a deer. Old Sol was out In all his glory today, causin' the wood dealers no end of confusion. "I told her I liked her cheek, and she's held it against me ever since." . , "Her sweetie must have: died recently." "I don't Bee how you have that figured out." "Oh, I see she is wearing her hose at half mast." A paper ran a aeries of stories headed "Where Oo City and Coun ty Officials Go on Vacations?" We are under the impression that they kept their feet right on their desks." First Working Girl: I've been on this Job now for five months, and the boss has never got fresh with me once. Second Working Girl: My Gawdl Why don't you quit? "What is your ancestry?" "I'm half Scotch." "What's the other half?" "Ginger ale." "Where does Archie get that 6tuff saying he's a war veteran?". Why, he tells me he went through the Battle of Sedan." LAFE SE2 "Some fellers have halitosis and othera just ain't popular." Try our buttermilk It's differ ent. Rosoburg Dairy. Phone 186. ' FLASHES OF LIFE 1 i (lly the Associated Tress) EUilUNUTON, N. J. The lat est, thing fur elopers is to bring their own minister. John T. Ki il ea Id and Marie C, GretKor invited the Kev. William IV Young lor a Utile ride, learning his destination was Elkton, Md., the minister de manded to be let out. Kincald stepped on the gas, and - tinder persuasion the minister stayed as a rcbuko to Elkton clergymen. The young Couple wunted him along to bo sure tho knot was legal. "; v- . 1 ' ' ' T; EL Champion Takes Rest as - Opponent Strives Hard to Get. Below the Weight Excess. let a more or less stormy session the Multnomah county Democratic ct-utral coinniilteo adopted a resolu tion laid night expressing the opin- fill. It wnv Willlrtllt 1.1.1 'u:hnritv in hold a rnnvantinit In nominate a candidate for congreus. The, vole v.us S fur aud 19 i. The etfect or tho resolution u .that it leaves the Held wide open for any Democratic congressional I aspirant to pluce kU name jou the I ballot either thru the petition or I assembly procedure. I it was chui'Kcd on the floor by opponents of the resolution that it was dnifted aud presumed lu the interest of former Congressman El ton Walking. o- OAKLAND, Cllllf. "No mole matrimony for u Ioiik, long time," vows I.tln Orey Chaplin. She Is bound for Broadway on a holi day. - .; WASHINGTON From tin plnte to aviation eeeiuu to he the transi tion of ono family's specialty. Wil liam II. Leeds has qualified for u privuto air pilot's liconBO. The name of Ills wlfo, the former Prin cess Xeuiti of Uushui, hue heun given to a plane uow In Dublin waiting lo hop to I'hlladelphla. His father was tho tin plate king. J1INOHAMPTON, N. Y. I,nw breakers should beware. Richard I,, nonnett, aviator, Ih a deputy sheriff. Rimming in his plane ho Hpotted mi nuto wreck. Forthwith ho descended and pinched ono of the diivera. TWr.UTH, Minn. Trains ui'G till right for children, hut liiey are not modern enough for Mrs. Mary A. Strong. 75. At Minneapolis she put two grunu daughters uhourd n train, then flew to Uulullt herself. NI3WAKK, N. J. Childhood swcelhenrtH uro regarded by the Rev. KrnoHt A. iJlAqnllu, Roman Catholic, uh having the beat chunce of marital huppincBH. He thinks the best ego for marrying Is 20 for girls end 22 for young men. In 34 years ha has officiated nt 6,000 wedilinga. MAY RECONSTRUCT SWINGING BRIDGE INTO UMPQUA PARK A large delegation of Umpqun Park rotdd'iilB appeared before the county cmul !Mh morning with a request, tor funds iu as sist in reconstructing the foot bridge that was washed out dur ing tho hitch water in February of thtH your. The road around the base of Mt. Nebo Is almost im passible for aulos during much of the winter, the court was ad vised, and the necessity of the foothrldgo Is keenly felt. The residents are willing to donate la bor and money but are unahlo to build the bridge alone, and as (he park Is used a pre at deal by the public it wiiii thought t lint, some help should be given by the county. The nourt recognized tho need ol the Umptiua l'nrk people and agreed on an appropriation of $roo to he applied on tho re eon Hi I'd Ion provided t he resi dents raise the rcmaiiHloi .mtes, sary for the v.ork. Try a elaflsltlou aar. In ittlB pa per and Tratcb result. Yon'U aur et 'em. Smith Now Coaching j "Sherry" Hmith Ih a bout th ion mi hh a titular pitcher with Cleveland. He has spent most ol" hia time this year as third base! coach and ilmm h good )oh toward ; t'Uj'iiiiiK tiii i. alary, j DR. NER B AS PENTIST Painless Extraction Gas When Dei I red Pyorrhea Treated PhonA 488 Maf-nic Bhlg. (AmocUUcI i'reu Leued VUe LINCOLN FIELDS, Crete, JI1., Sept. 8. Four days of hard work with the gloves are ahead of Jack Ueinpsey, after a 48-hour layoff from all training. Only newspaper men will he admitted to these workouts, starting today, Manager Klynn has ruled. Some new spur- 4slsB Uu.lMVIO llfalH iJIWl , , have been called upon, -thought " SOYBEAN BREEDERS . URGED TO DEVELOP SUITABLE STRAINS their names have not been an nounced. . - Dompsey said he weighed exact ly 200 poundj, after his two day rest aud never felt better, " He hopes to shed about six pounds In the coming fortnight, to enter the ring around 193 or 194. Tuero was a noticeable elation lu the Dempsey camp over the acci dent wnich laid open a gash in Gene Tunney's eyebrow. Manuger Flynn called it a break in our favor," adding that "fighters should take advantage of all the breaks." Dempsey made no comment' on the "break" but there was a grim look on his face, as he recalled, Soybean breeding and selection to produce two distinct stratus, one desirable lor stock feeding and the oilier for bean milling, vas re commended at the lucent Washing ton, N. C, convention of the Amer- Asuouia ot the United Statea Department of Agri culture. This was suggested as a means of meeting tbe objection that soybean feeding tended to produce soft pork and a cciis-j-quuiit reduction lu market prices. "We believe," said Mr. Kussell, "lite cause of soft pork Is primari ly .that, of fat In the feed. Bean varieties vary in oil content all the way from XZ to 24 percent. Wo have found in our Investigations that, If there, Is a total fat con tent of tho feed very much in ex cess of 6 per cent, soft pork is likely to result." , ,; x "Tho protein feeds the farmer uses for nogs are nigh priced," the doubtless, the cuts around bis own j sp0Hker continued. "Most of 'them optics a year ago in the battle of the esqul. LAKE VILLA, 111., Sept. 8. Now that Gone Tunney must be careful in his boxing engagements for the next week or more because pf bis! must be purchased. Soybeans fur nish sufficient protein to balance the corn ration, but the results of some of our tests indicate that it would pay better to feed an animal protein such as tankage or linseed meal in addition to soybeans. .In injured eye, he can devote his,, thn usual cusu wr holipve that it time to storing up nervous energy.i would be better to feed soybeans One of the reasons for the-hoary-; Us a supplement to corn or other weight champion's love of solltude i feeds ol like .-nature,; rather than iB the opportunity It KivCO him fortUn a h"nnl nr taAtuhhur foeit. If thn absolute rest and quiet and rosto-'l latter plan Is used soft pork Is al- ittium. ui-me uurvu supply. - . ., , i With no boxing scheduled today," Tunney's quarters at the Cedar Crest country club held only the champion's retinue uud a corpo- rals guard of! nowspaper men. Loss than a dozen visitors manag ed to worm past the police guard about the club in the course of a day. . Despite the heat and excessive humidity, Tunney feoki himself today within a few notches of his best physical condition. At 192 pounds, the title holder is carry big scarcely a pound of excess weight. The cut in Gene's right eyelid, inflicted by Chuck Wiggins' head, In a training bout -Tuosday, prob ably will be healed sufficiently to allow1 resumption ? of glove :work Friday. t . i . i ' ' ' j; j CONVENTION PLAN VOTED . ' ! DOWN BY DEMOCRATS tAiwocteted I'rew J-eAiwii Win?) , . PORTLAND; Ore., Sept. 8. Af- most sure to result.1 "Now," Mr. Kussell eaid, "we have lu mind a plan of experiment al work to bfl undertaken by soy bean growers. If successlul. we think 'it would be of decided bene fit to the hog producer. It is brief ly tills, to I'cduco tho oil content of some of your varieties of beans by breeding to a poiut where they- could be fed to hogs with safety from the" standpoint of soft pork. We would have to Iteep tn mind the- desira bility of high protein content and palatabillty. -Frankly , we. do not know whether reducing oil content would affect palatabillty. Wereal ize'the soybean, miller wants a beau1 of high oil content, the op posite of what we do. If, however, a beau of low oil content can be produced by breeding, wiiy can not cno of tho reverse be grown. It is a long-time job, but we are work ing for the future. If the farmer can grow his own . protein feeds and avoid soft-pork production, his profits will increase materially." Jack Lock will the Lion Tamer ' ; BY GILBERT PATTEN , (Creator of Frank Merriwell) 1 STOaf UAL COCilBAN - PSCTU3ES & KNSCfi At lust ' (he fumous kite was done.. "And now we're going lo liavo some fun." yelled funny Mister Kite Mini as lie bold Ills klto up high, "Tills Kite, of course, must now be tried. Who's guiue to lake a little ride? . You'll find it beans of pleasure, as you sail out lu the sky." Said Clowuy, "I'm not scared at all, but it is safe and will not fall?" The Klto Alan laughed, and answered, "You'll be safe as safe can be. - Don't worry 'bout a tumble, lad. You'll have the best tun you ve e'er bad. . Hop right up on the kite's edge und theu leave the rest to me." Bo t'lowny did as be was told, and made the rest think he was bold. The Kite Man hollered, "Hung on tight," and clapped his hands real loud. Up went the kite lust like a bird, aud merry shouts were shortly beard as Clowuy, In the kite, went sailing up above the crowd. "It works! II works!" t!:a Kite, Man said. "A failure is 11 thing 1 dread. Just look how nice It 6..Hs along upon tho puffy orame. If Clowny Tinymite stands still, be need not fear he'll take a spill. 'Tis well tho wiud blows out In stead or inward, toward tho trees." ' The kite then circled 'round and 'round und shortly floated to the ground. Wee Clowny shouted, "Gee, what fun.- Who's going to try it now? Just step right on, and hang on tight. There is no Cause for any flights : If you are cc.-.rcc, just watch me close and I will show you. how." ' A frown spread on ono Goofy's face. "We're not allowed to leave this place. "You' Tluyniltos must go " alone, ho Whispered, with sigb. "That's very' true READ THE STORY, THEN COLOR THE PICTURE Kite Man said, ''So ail you Tlules bye." , f go ahead and board the kite, hut (The Tlnymites sail , away on tho the' first, btJ all the Goofy Goos good- kite in tho next story.) - STANDINGS OF LEAGUES Pacific Coast. ; . . . .. ; - , . ..Won Oakland .. .'. .....102 Soattlo 90 San Francisco 03 Portland 81 Sacramento : 83 Hollywood .. : ....77 Missions .. : :,77 Los Angeles, -...C5 National Pittsburgh New York St. Louis Chicago .. Cincinnati Boston. :. Brooklyn .1...7G .....75 l.73 75 . 60 i....,.!..,..6B ..: 60 Philadelphia ..! LUi4S American New York n Philadelphia :..7(l Detroit .. 70, Washington .. 0!l Chicago ...02 Cleveland .. 59 St. Louis .. 5-1 Boston .. ., 42 Lost Pet. 65 :cii 72 .650 70 .550 81 .500 '84 .497 92 .450 92 ,.456 104 .381 ,53 .589 53 .580 64 .575 67 . .668 .. U8 .409 , .i - .430 76 i .425 84 .364 40 .099 56 ..56 61 .5.'l'l 01 .630 08 .477 73 .477 79 .406 ..89 .320 St, Louis won 6-2. Sheriff Blako gavo the Cards only 7 bits in the second game aud beat tbem 8 to ;4. St. Louis, in breaking even, held third place over the Cubs. '' The Pirates, bowed again to Cin cinnati. Red Lucas had tho bettor of Carmen Hill, ace of Pittsburgh's Hitching , staff,, and emerged Willi a 0-5 declBion. ' Tho Brooklyn "Robins and the Phillies engaged iu a double header with -honors' even.1 In- the' opener Mclnnls' men hammered In three runs in tho ninth to win, 3-2. Jumbo . Elliott, .Brooklyn's, n.ondur ous southpaw, led his J.eani to 9-1 win iu the second. ... '-Babe Ruth again was the whole show in tho American league., Tho Yonkee slugger hit two home runu and ran his total for tho season up to 49.i The Yank3 needod all the hittincr' tlnf - could produce, for they had to hustle to beat out the Boston Red Sox, ,12 to, 10. . . COAST LEAGUE j RESULTS Runs L. Waner, Pirates, 117. Hits P. Waner, Pirates,: 210. lloubles . Waner, Pirates,.38. Triples P. Waner, Pirates; '18. Homers Williams. Phillies, 20. Stolen bases KWsch, Cardinals, 35. Pitching Benton, Giants, won 15; lost 4. American. Batting Hellmann, Tigers, .396 Runs Gehrig, Yankoes, 13S. Hits Gehrig, ankees, 119. Doubles Gehrig, Yankees,- 50. Trlpjcu Combs, Yankees, 18. ., .Ilomurs Ruth,. Yankees,, -1(1, . ', Stolon bases Sisler, Browns, 27. Pitching lloyt, Yunkees, won 19; lost 0. ' ii RESULTS OF OPENING ' FIGHT CARD AT EUGENE MAJOR LEAGUE RESULTS Wntchinr till Lockwill had disappeared, the two young rascals struck out lor the lot on which men woro pitching the circus tents. "My uncle's a big guy with the show. Lizard," said Buke, and know he'll get us some kind of a job to travel with it, same as said he would. It'll bo fun." "Maybe,'; allowed Wattles: but sort of wish we hadn't had to swipe that flivver." ' (By the Associated Press.) PitKtburRh'B' lead at tho top of the National league stood a,t only one halt game today, and tho Now York (Hants, the only club among the four contenders to be Idle yes terday, gained more ground in the dash pcnnantward. Chicago's Cubs and the world's champion Cardinals came to grips again at St. Louis and tho net re sult was a standstill. Frankhouse held the Bruius In check lu tho firRt game of a double header and - ' (By thd Associated Press) Sacramento yesterday advanced to withiii hair game of the first; division by 'defeating Portland, at present tit fourth placed by a score of i).to :3. Keating, in the box for tho winners, held the-, hard hlttihc ' Bpnvjer.S'4o elgfit Scattered bihgles. ! Eieven runs iii the 'third inning put the game on ice for the San. Francisco Seals and gave them an. casyvl2 to. 3 ylptory' over the Mis sions. ' ' A homo run by Brazil in the last of the ninth iniiing broke a 6 to 0 tie and gave Los Angeles a win. over Hollywood, 7 to li. , The-league leading Oaks gain ed a full game on the' second place Seattle club by defeating the northerners 7 to C. EUGENE, Ore., wept. S. Lloyd Farmer of Eugene, and Panama Kid of Vancouver, 119 pounders, wont tho full inn rounds to a draw in the main event of the armory boxing card hero last night. ' The L. card ushered in the fall fight sea- son in Eugene. There was a little too much cnutlon in ; the main event, on the part' of lioth- con tenders, though a fast finish added to the flavor of the match In the eomi-windup Billy Elling worfh of Tillamook ' outpune'hed Bobby Vernon of Vancouver, Wash., and earned the decision in six rounds. Tho fighters were light hcavywoighta. The. four round spocial cvont between Bobby 'Lftnuirr of- Port land and Billy .Well borne of Eu gene waa stopped in tho fourth round because the local lad insist ed on hitting In tho cllnchos, de nplte warnings. Lamarr was punch ing solidly, and would have won oa points even If the battle hud continued. . , ' UTOWELS!! LEADING PLAYERS OF BIG LEAGUES (Including games of Septombor 7.) National. Tialllng P. Waner, Pirates, ..'187. Values you have always hoped to bo ablo to get. Great big heavy towels at 25c. Hand towels at 10c, 15c. Mammoth 3-4 lb. towolsW for 45c. See the new bigger vaiue.i In towels at Carr's ''where you save." OUT OUR WAY By William "Oh, quit your whlnli'.'" said Saunders. "Think how lucky we wore to come out of that smash without a scratch, and dodge Lockwill. Forget the old flivver." As they turned a sharp cor. ner, they heard loud shouts ahead of them. Not far along the street, running men were approaching in apparent pur suit of a tawny animal. Tho men were chasing a largo beast that was coming straight toward Buke and Lizard. "It's a lion!" shouted Saunders. "He's escaped worn his cage! Run for your life, Litnrd!" But Wattles, scomingly paralyzed by fear, stood rooted to tho spot, his bulging eyes fastened on t ie Awesome creaturo. Buke had whirled, evert (s he uttered the cry of warning, and lied. (To Be Continued' H TH' GROCERY STORE.-y FiRSTTHaT" terlftuP li ITS ONTfV CORNIER OF 7ro7GET. BoTcMER X HE. OMDER- , I Garwood Aw'-snuDDUPj Hr:. 0jr,' ' rlM stands socH ' V "-AJILLWA fM nnikl' MT 3t-toCK . MEATTSEE. -fHlMCrS. I I V -P. ,i M 7VOU. SHE'LL Sfirt HOW IT FEEL'S L '"IMC- V 5 HULLO-MOMBERPTeASE rwoTBEQOlJ- i, (l Z N WAT1 VAATCHED,AFV-f. ) ' " ih ' ? PEoPLE-s-s-sr-RiMftiVlL foUM i' - mm : W$ ' ' PjWlOMENrfe NE.'o UK6.TO UME CWER. w'.U.1m&," I Th& first caviV-. ,.,rm.