TWO ROSEBURG NEWS REVIEW, WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 31. 1927. ROSEBURG NEWS-REVIEW - Issued Dally Except 6unday by Tha Newi-Revlew Co., Inc. Meuibrr f THe Attaoi'lalrtl i'ermm. The Aieocl&ted 1'ium la excluHiv.ly eiititleO to tha uia for republl aatlon of nil new. dlnputuhua uredlled to It or not otherwise, credl'.ud in Uila paper and to all local nvwa pulihaliud ll-jrtdll. All rivtlt. ot raptlbllca Unn ot apoi'lul dlHputclifa Iwreln are ulau ruaurved. B. W. WATISH BERT O. 11ATEH... Catered aa second cIuhb mutter May 17, 1920, at Uie pout office at ltoaobure, Oregon, uudur ttio Act ot March 2, 18711. SUBSCRIPTION RATE8 dally, per yoar, by mull Ually, alx oioiitha,- by mail 4Mlly, throe luontha, by mail Daily, single month, by mall Mauiy, by carrier, per month ROSEBURG, OREGON, WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 31, 1927. COMPLETING ';" The projected Uirii.ijua highway from Diain to Reeds port involves a large .sum of money, as shown by publixh'id estimates of the cost of ftn proving thirty-four miles of it and ljf"CoinU uttinK a bridgo at Scottsburg and boring a tunnel. But the road will justify its cost many times over. As the shorU'ht connecting link between the Pacific and Roosevelt highways, it will be heavily travelled and it will provide per manent and ready overland transportation for a region rich iiCforest, livestock, game and agricultural resources. Doug lag County will bear a big share of the expense of building thg road, but it will be money well spent. Nothing will de velop a region quicker than good roads, and the northern part of the county is deserving of all the aid that can be given, especially since its residents, by the voluntary forma tion, of a super road district, are digging into their own purses to help the project along. Anything that builds up any portion of the county makes for a more prosperous county as a whole and appreciable benefit cannot fail to ac crue to the county seat. Roseburg regards with satisfac tion the coiinty assistance pledged to the northern Douglas highway,' lis it did the monetary aid recently assured for the Tiller cut-off road to Crater Lake. In time the city may need the support. of those sections for county funds to secure completion of the Rosoburg-Djamond Lalto highway up the North Umpipia;i'iver.' If the federal government continues to; withhold material financial1 aid, in spite of pledged con gressional pressure, it will be up to the city and county to bohrilho burden, with possibly some assistance from the state, .For, thg. J)ian)pid La.W highway must be completed. It's' too' lilg nil opportunity arf u commercial item to pass up milch 'longer. Jt takes dollars to build highways, it is true, but once they are built other dollars flow in, and they Y. pile up benefits that will be enjoyed Jong after the road cost has ceased tq exist :in nieniory. , ' .'. , i) j ! ; ' , i o-i : .WE'RK GREAT GAMliLliRS. , , ' ': Americans are great gamblers.- The hidden chance lures us,.t)ie. pot of gold at the loiis to Ms nindj! from jimall investments. .1 "."For every' ten people' willing to take a chance tliere is Due who lies awaka nights scheming to fool 1110111.' ' irre sponsible and crooked promoters of got-rieh-iuiek real es tate projects, gilt-edged but unsupported stocks and thous and other "dreams" find tliere are just as many suckers nowadays as there used to be three-shell victims at the county-fairs. Jt has been remarked by a sagacious banker that you could even sell a gold' brick in America, "if you had a nice certificate to go with it." ' ; '" ' ' 1 " ' ' One of the new schemes that has been worked to a f raz lilc in several cities recently is the "hidden key." Promoters of some new subdivision hide 011 the property a key that opens a mysterious "prize box" in the tract office. The prize is valuable it may be a diamond ring, automobile or you can't tell what. Anyway, a nice shiny sedan stands in front of the subdivision office. That's the worm. Hundreds flock to the lots and go over Ilium toolh' and nail hunting the key to the treasure box. Eventually the key , is found and the box opened. The lucky one is rewarded. Rewarded-; Certainly! With a .$100 certificate good as part payment 011 a lot. There you are! 'Day alter day, new searchers coine and find the key and get the nice certificate. You can't get something for nothing in this country. o BREAKING UP FLOG-IU'LE. "We'll tell you 'what to print in that paper of yours!" That, according to the testimony, was what one of the So pertcn, Ga floggors told II. M. Flanders, editor of the Soper ton News'. The editor was flogged but evidently he ca'i print what he pleases hereafter, just as before, for one of the men was sentenced to three to five years on a charge of as sault with intent to murder. The courts of the south are moving in the right direction toward the breakup or this flog-rule, we've been hearing so much about. Stiff sen tences are the remedy. , 0 A crusader against alcohol told an Indiana audience that 21,000,000 people who drank before the prohibition law went into effect have quit completely. The other 1)0,000,000 in the country vm to be getting it all. IMPROVEMENT NOTED IN OUTPUT OF FROZEN EGG PRODUCTS IN CHINA The prodlK'llon (if frnz-eil eitga rnd forelgll pirtieHsed dried i'SK in-oducts 111 China Is especl.'d lo he alimil SH per tent nf llornial, ai' eonlliiK lo a reporl received In the bulled Stales department of ami cullilie from Agricultural Coliiinis rlouer N'ylniH ill Sliiinehiil. I 'lil represellls a eonslilelnlile Improve llient from the prospects pi eviilling In May and liis heen lirought uliout bv llio npoiilng up of Ihe Yunttze vnllev lo river mid mil romniiinl- ntloii. Arier the northern Iroopi lelreBlei! and Hie HOlltliern troops mnvnl out of the valley In M'iy. eggs liecMi l unlve In Shanghai in even lnrtr (linn nnrniiil nmoiiniH. Tim laigesl e;tg faelory ', III China, loraled at Nanking, has wit heen III operation for several liionllis, and. nlthouuh some eugs : were picked III n Slinnghal hraiuh faetoiy, the fnllille of tills (oinpauy 1 lo operate on a large seie 1 uj fr niili-ut and Manage! ..cocrtJtury-Trfcaaui er -.11.00 - Z M . 100 . .60 . .60 OUJt HIGHWAYS. foot of the rainbow, thtj rnill- collslderiihle factor In the induced loillpnl of ftov.en egu liroduvis tn I China for Ihe ciirietil season. Tien i tsili mid Tshiglao idiintH have lieeli ! operating ai full capiictly. leu in i ihe middle nf Julv dlfllrally in g.'l lllll i'ggs lo tile ItHlory, oil av '...,,. I i.r ,nltllHi-v ilUtiii li-tn. ...i m l,.inp- i,it.i'i,ii-til hi lh,. I.ul.ti i city. I Tlte prodnrl Ion ,,f tuitlve dried ! yolk and albumen limy not eree,l ! oil per cent of normal, slates Mr. I NylllH. Troops were oi -rtipytm: lletivv proiliteing territory Iu Ihe middle of July and Hie dlirii-nliv i of getting product oul nr Iloiuiu. chili!! ami Shantung pi-evint-e con liniirs. Mnny native f:o-ieii,-s In 'ihe Interior have not op.'iatetl this year. An extremely poor demand j for native dried yolk and nllmmen j from Kuroiv and the i!nlled Slates. I however, offvels Hie rcilllicd iro dncllon lii China. Average quota lions . o. r New York on July l. were: A 2 i-enls fgold) ler pound for native yolk, is cents for stray yolk, and t-eiils for dried nihil men. PPUME BASEBALL PJCKINS If thla flyln' Bizneaa keeps up The poor eagles And buzzards Will find It dern Near as tough Sleddln' as the Pedestrians. , The W. C. T. U. national conven tion io meetln' In Minneapolia and woo be unto the Minneapolis ho tel' bell hop who aska a delegate If she wants a bottle openor, somo ainoer ale and Ice. The movie theatres In Chicago are closed on aect. of a strike. With the present-day mania fer blamin' crime on the movies wo j now hope to see the gang shootin's . in Chi cut down fifty per cent. Over In Bend we see -found a scorpion In his I 'eller undies. Next to hisself he prob'ly likes his beeveodees best. The house hint editor of the Ore gonian's acclaims via her head line, "Humble stew holds strong I appeal these chilly days." Yep, that , corn likker sure does warm a f el-1 ler up. From all indications the Port land brewery season is about over, the merchants bcln' left with an oversupply of caps and bottle cappers on hand to say nothin' of the malt. Th llnhta nf 111 narnlunl wllt out yestiddy eve Just aa the ferris t wheel ' was loaded with youthful lovers. Who says Copco Is a heart less corporation? . 1 Civilization is gradually swoep in' westward, it beln' noted that Finis Dillard ist now drivln' a fliv ver with- reckless abandon. J 1 , . If It wasn't for ithe weather we wonder what the . radio saloamcn would blame the squawkin' on? ' Goose .pimples were noticed on, the knees of the poor woikin' gals j as they tripped merrily to the(rj dally toil this a; m. , The dreary! days have come and, soon the good,! girls wili resort to their' winter, flannels fer perfection., ,, , ( j LAFE PERKINS SEZ i ' I "Splttln' lh-the -fireplace ain't no sign of intelligence:" . ' l 1 ' ' i NOTICE i ; i -i No htmlliiK tir ' tnKii:iHHlnft 'al lowed on our property on Siiutlt Dt'otv Creuli,, ilui'hiK hunl.lui! son, t'lii'-1 t I .. . ,i , , , , J. INilKltAM. ; . . . ' u. i'.'., w'ii.son. t Cump at Idleyld Puck,' 1 Jack Lockwill at Summer Camp BY GILBERT PATTEN (Creator of Frank Merriwell) (7 piimm f) .taif Lockwill, struggling to his feet, i .u. i.:nL:.. i.wii,. u..,h tl.c. Twin Roso. Her cry seemed to his body. He looped at Buke and yanked him backward, breaking his hold on Hatchot's neck. Tom Longpino came forth from the shadows of the woods. "Take your cousin away!" said Jack. "No need of it." said Long, pine. "He's going ns fast ns he can already." Looking round, Jack saw Hatchet plunge into n thicket. Thon he released Saunders. Lockuill ttood still, looking tovY.icd the oot where she had Ished. "Sonie g;rt. il the is a redskin!" admitted Saunders. Lcr.g. pine had rt.pr .ved als;. "You saved my life. Buke," said Jtck. "No rrerjit to n'o." declined Saunders. "I tried to In the Ini'.v." "Still I cao'l fi-.'sft thst I owe y?u my life," returned Jack, t&xlog hs arm. "Let's to back to cvv-p, old tccut." ITh tr.it (Next Sury: Jask Lockwill, the Lion Timer) STANDINGS OF LEAGUES (Uy Tho Associated I'lfaa.) Pacific Coast W. I.. P. Oakland Oil ti'i .608 .Seattle S8 lirt Mi San KraiHIiico Rl 72 .541 l'erlllilid 78 78 .500 Hueriiniunlo . 7!l 79 ,500 Hollywood 7S 8 .lr,0 MlKsioiia 72 87 .153 l.oa AliKelt'K 0U Hi) .373 National W Chicago '...,; 7:1 L. 50 50 50 52 tit! 70 68 78 U 37 53 64 57 04 70 75 84 P. .51 .580 .570 .574 .450 .431 .120 .3ui P. .704 .57(1 .557 .537 .480 .440 .386 .317 I'ltubuiKh 60 St. J.oiiIh 68 n,.v York 70 clminnnll M lli-,,Ilvii 53 51 45 W. 88 72 08 Hoston I Philadelphia fs,',,w York illali;l,hia Detroit Washington Gti cMciiku 59 Cleveland ...' 55 St. Louis u 47 iloslon 30 COAST LEAGUE RESULTS Miy tin Akhoo.ukm. Hohh) . In a KMiittt run ol'i in the fuzl tirni; of out' hour and thirteen min uU'H, rortlaml dMeuU'd Scuttle ynHtirliiy 5-2. Sjuiih, U'UtliiiK home run hitter of tlit) It'UKiiu, inn his total to lifJ by belting out n circuit clout In ihf lii'th inning with oiig in mi on buht1. Hcorliiii seven runs l:i tho first inning, I, oh Angeles jumiied into uu curly lead to deJeut Sun Kmnuisuo, 12 . PuttiuK over three num In the fh'Mt inuiiiK on one hit, and two more In the (hint on no hitH, Ku cnunento denionslrnted that hitu are not needed to win hall guinea by defeating Oakland, 7-2. . , Although ouihit hy the MiKsiona,' betlvr hunehiiiK of blows ;hy the Hollywood HUtrs jjave them an eaay 1U-4 victory over the Sun I-'runeeo learn. . t A ( MAJOR LEAGUE I RESULTS t Hy ' tlto anocluted I'e.ss) 'I'lie Cubs, Chicago's hope for a National ieaguu baseball cham pionship and world's aeries, have played ih'eirj lastj ;ame t f .the sea son, in 'tuo Polo (..round's iff, New York. 'IMie.i Cub's icamo M Coogan's Jllut't! with u live and one hall Mviirjuumo l'nd over tho (tuulH.und de- pan.ed' Willi u murgiii ot lo uud one half games. ; , . Lcslli' Mnnn started tho Giants on the way .to, tlieir seven.tli( straight victory .yesterday by j saw Saunders holding the head uigi.r "H,', ltlliner .lim!" cried bring Jack's strength back into "Come, Rose," said the In dian girl's brother grimly. "And goodby, V.'hito Lightning!" She looked at Jack, held both hands over her heart, then turned and ran. 1 HtiioKlilne the first ball pitched by I'ercy Jooea lor a homo run. 1 lie Mtliraw lucu oillhuslled tbe bust ling llriliua to Kt the bualueas eud of a 7-3 score. St. .oufa bad uu opportunity to climb back loto second place la Its own riiiht but the lowly OodKera rohe JP and Minute the world's cliaiupiuua, 6-3. Plltsbui-Kh bad to be contented with all even break UKallmt Phila delphia. The I'hlla scuttled the Iluicaanera In the openor. 3-2, the rontesl Koinx 10 Innings. The Col miim waded Into Scott, Decatur und Sweetland In the second game nnil came out with a 120 maiKin. The Hostel! Hraves returned to winning lonn by RlrtiKKllug 11 In ulnga for a 21 win over Cincin nati. American league clubs wero shilling batlle frouta yesterday and none of I hem got nto action. LEADING PLAYERS OF BIG LEAGUES (Hy the Associated PresH) Including guinen of AuKUst 30. National Ilaltiim V. Waner, IMrutea, .3S6. Ituiia P. Waiter, Pirates, 1UK. HitnP. Wtiner, Pirates, 19:- Uoublea P. Wtiner, Pirutes, Hfi. TripleH P. Wuuer, Pirates, 17. UotnerH Williams, Phillies, 23; Wilson, Cttbs, M. Stolen bases Krisch, Cardinals, 3"), . Pitch Iuk Uenton, Ciiunta, won Kl; lost 4. American Halting Simmons, Athletics, .3!:t. iluna (iehrlg, Yankees, 127. Hits (iehritf, Vankees, 181. Doubles Ciehrig, Yankees, 4G. Burns. Indians, 40. Triples Manush, Tigers, 17. ' Homers, Ruth, Yankees, 42. 1 Stolen baHea SlHler Hrowns, 2T. Pitching Hoyt, Yankees, yum 18; lost 5, -o- WIFE WAITED 38 YEARS ARKANSAS CITY. Kan. Thlr- ty eight years Is long cnoush to wait for one's husband to come home. So said Mrs. Jittu Warner when alio appeared iu court to usk for u divorce. She said John A. Warner left her and their ten chil dren In 1889 und now she lias de cided ho never intends to return. AT WINDY GULCH Hed lice:"! remember (ho Buy you meun, slrunger, hut he died Btiildon 'bout a month ago." ( Stranger: "What heart dl- ijorsp?" lied Ike: "Wa-nl, I can't say it wns the heart more'n the spade or the club or the diamond but any- ,uys, he dealt, himself, pur aces. fasBing rtiiow.j . DR N E R B A S DENTIST i . r. Painless, Extraction , i Gas When Desired , , Pyorrhea Treated I'liono 488 . , . Masiiio BIdg. Elite Pleaters; II Kinds of Pleating and ' Button Making. Phone 187-R 610 So. Main FIRE HAZARDS are Increased during this Benson ot the year. Play safe by carry ing adequate Firo Insurance. Our ngency is tit your servico. Wo write all linos ot fire and automobile Insurance. G. W. Young & Son INSURANCE 116 Cass 8i, hone 417 TO ANNOUNCE opening of private studio In Roseburg, September 12 Lucile M. Sappington Dunning System Improved Music Study Piano Kindergarten For Information and terms phone 47:t lt. Brand's Road Stand Lunches Served Inside or In the Gar den. Soda Fountain Our Own Private Moon Every night is moonlight at Brand's Garden. Fruit Garden Valley Watermelons Dillard Muskmelons Crawford and Elberta Peaches Gravenstein Apples BRAND'S Pacific Highway 3 Miles North DR. DEAN B. BUBAR OPTOMETRIST Specialist tn the (Ittlnj of Glasses. lit Jackson 8t. CHIROPRACTORS DrugleM Health Center "Complete Health Service" SULPHUR VAPOR BATHS H'7 West Cjsj Pliend 1 STOBt & UAL Wee Clowny, IiIkIi up in the, tree, watehed M litter Bear, until Haiti, "Oh .gee, you don't know how relieved 1 am. I'm filled with arh-J Iuk honeH. 1 Kueau that 1 eau comet down now, ant cross the little' stream Homehow. In cane the bear; comes buck aguin, be turo and have some stones." Said Scouty, "Oh, he's gone for good. Ho ran jusi as we thought ho would. 1 guess that vou would ulso run, If rocks were thrown at you. Wo dldu't want to hurt the bear, but threw the rocks to give a scare. It was a hauply little hunch, and worked out perfect, too." Then Clowny slid right down the tree. Ho was us graceful as could be. The others laughed to see him slide and land upon the ground. "Well, here I am," wee Clowny cried. "And now to reach the other side ot this wide stream. 1 wonder where a big plank can he found." A Ooofy said, with solemn face, "There are no planks around this place. You'll have to find some oth er way. Why don't you try and swim?" "Well, 1 don't know," wee Clowny cried, "'T would take me long to reach that side, ' and anyway, I'm ruther tired and just don't feel in trim." And so the whole hunch looked around, in hope that something might be found to help poor Clow ny join tho bunch, but nothing was in Bight. Then Curpy yelled, in '"erf ul tone, "Why there's a dan great big stone, light in the :...ddle of the stream, That ought to helji just right." "Just jump on it, and have no fear. Then .one more jump and you'll be here. I'm sure that la a statement that I will not ..have to prove." So Clowny promptly took a jump and landed on the rock kerthump. And then a queer STATE PRESS COMMENT. -. . Monacir.g the State Denunciation of the proposal to cut the uutomobilo .license co to $3 was made, by (Jovurnor Patter sou, highway commissioners and others ut moat points along the way iu the recent highway inspec tion trip, and everywhere' T-lie fex corlatioua met' .with universal:' ap proval. - jV ; Hero tire facts thai were brought oul by. ihe sptaKL-rs: ' That ttie uui income to the slate' commission' iroin uiu gasoline tax is $U,4UU,UUu u year, and from the license iee 5 1,1)1)0,000. 'i he re duction to $3 would ,cut 3,:)o'0,t)0t) from the total license fee and leave the total revenue for the highway I und on.iy .4,1 uu, rum Against this Sl.luo.OOi) would be the following necessary expendi tures: ' ' ' 1 , , 1- Cost of maintenance, 51,750, 000 per year,, which would havu'to be expended or the investment in the highways would be totally (loat through deterioration. . ! 2 A fixed charge against the highway tuml of Sl,77t,118 pel year for payment of interest on outstanding bonds. 3 Expenditure In retiring ma turing bonds ot Sl,U7r,000 per year which must continue through four years. These three Items of mainteu. nnce, Interest and sinking fund make a total of S5.47S.28U, to which must be added the cost of admini stration, or about $150,000 a year. 4 Oregon must match the road fund that comes to the stale from the federal government, or tliere will be no federal aid. The fed oral aid averages about S1.o00.00Ij a year, Thut i.s to Kay. if we should cut the licence fee to $3 we would a refill, have only about $4,100.uoi total revenue with which to meet an annual requirement of about 07,000.000. the matching of the fed eral annual allowance Included. Governor Patterson pointed out that. If the license fee la cut to OUT OUR WAY kw r. l nv : xv. A HALF 1 calleo'emV HOUR? GOOD NICtHT.' VNHAf Tv-IIMlv VA1E ARE SAID If-VcV D HAME A MAM mrr HERE IN A HALF ,-3 A touch of The Past. j-irwiu- COCK2AW PICTURES & KNSCK READ THE STORY, THEN COLOR. THE PICTURE thing happened, began to move. 'cause the rock the ultimate task of retiring tho 8-10,000,000 in bonds will fall upon general property, , that the legis lature would be compelled to levy tuxea to.meot the .rqqulroijient, and that the ti, per cent lb'iltalion amendment would not staii.u in the way, , Members of the Tjhway com mission, pointed out at the: many public meetings on the inspection trip that all construction work would have to be abandoned the moment the initiative petitions for the license cut. Were filed. : One of the most destructive pro posals ever made in Oregon, is the licenHe: menace and Its supporters ought to drop the plan. It would kill the Oregon highway . system, and the Oregon highway- system is one of. the besl Investments' the' state ever made. Portland Jour nal. ' - - ' - : Emergency Fire FiQriting : A series of articles on the- Unit ed States Forest Service is ap pouring iu tho Outlook magazine; The writer. Mr. Arthur M. 'Baumi has served 14 years as guard, ran ger and inspector, -and he claims first-hand knowledge of conditions which he criticizes. There is no doubt that our pre sent system of fighting forest tires is ridiculously . und extravagantly unsystematic. Lluprepuredness on the eve of the world war was ex cusable because nobody knew there whs going to be a, war, but every body may be morally certain that (ov a month, covering part of July and August, electric storms are soiug to light fires In the wooded hills. . it the forest service was em oowered to put on during that per iod an extra force of men whe would 'be actually in the forest scattered about the ridees where they could see and. quickly put out the little fires that start "the hie , ones. The result would be a saving both in forest fire losses und in expense to the government. An Instance is that of the tires started two weeks ago In the Col umbia forest. In one afternoon 75 fires were set by lightning and by the time the news was received and an emercency crew of fire HA-HA-PA REMINDS ME OF PEOPLE VAlrlO ARt ALWAYS TALKiWCr ABOUT 1HE OLD COUMTfW, Bur woo couldn't drwe Tf-IEM BACW, PA AMD His 'Good old dav" EE-HEE-HE CAM TAU FOF? HOURS ABOUT" EM A BUT CAMT STAMD AfM FOR -TEKI (The surprise Is solved in next story.) ? fighters organized .and;. equipment' provided, the situation whs such that at one time 700 men were ue cessary;iu the field, all of whom must he lodged, fed and paid, with funds which Congress will Inter . make good .by an "deficiency,1 ap popriation." . , . ' ! .. ., What would we say of a city which picked up a. Ire lepartr meat after , the fire alarn was' sounded? Every, fireman t knows,. , that' a second in trie begiimlng'ot ' a ffre is worthy many minutes, attet;. , it has spread.' ., . .. . ' It is we, the people ot the United States, who In the end haye rail these bifls to pay, and 'the publiq should protest, against the childish , method which' treats' every forest fire as au. ."emergency" and. hand- ' les it witli ' the wasteful exfrava ' gance and Inefficiency which goest . with an emergency effort. Even' it we have to do, without some mep .in f. the( offices ,6f the .forest, service let lis have more inen in Uie, field.', v ... : 'I', j (' ; ' -T-Pothiu'd. 'relcgram, SLATTERY BEATS :V ROSENBLOM, GETS TITLE ON PAPER HAUTFOK1V Conn.; .Aui?., 31. -In the eyes of the National .Boxing : association, Jilllllly ; SlRtte.ry of Buffalo Is the new- light -.heavyweight champion. Slattery : was-, awarded a referee's decision over Maxie Hosenhloom.-of Maw Y-ork r at the end of ten rounds of- niill iujT here last , uiffh'.....: . , : The Natlwial Hoxing association, representing officially 25 jtatc. hoxing commissions- and affiliated Ki'ouns in four foreimi countries, has refused to recognize Mike -Alc-Tiue, whom .the New York state athletic commission selected to succeed Jack Dclauey, when lie, re tired recently. . . - Slattery was n prominent con- ,. lender in the light heavyweight Jlvision several years ago... . . . DEER SEASON OPENS SEPT.. 10 Experienced guide and packer located at Diamond Lake resort, to take hunters Into tho Umpqua . region. Good pack and saddle horses. Reasonable rates. Address . fi. A. Long, Diamond Lake. Ore. - By Williams FORGET T1E FAMILS REUNION. HE SAT UP Half Tt-E IvhghttalKin& ABOUT IAe csoon OLD DAV& AMD THE OTHER HAUF IM ONE OF GRAMPAs) MIGHT SHIRT'S IM A CORK) HUt3t MAI IKESS HAH HA-l-Vou skould haue HEARD HIM EMEPW TIME a corm gob poked hika ?TN IM 1-tFi f Il ( (- t " BS s t 1 I -Jt