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ROSEBURG NEWS-REVIEW. WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 10. 1927.
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ROSE8URO, OREGON, WEDNESDAY, AUG, 10, 1027.
FOUR KI.VDS OF MARRIAGE.
; Id New York City, Mrs. Phillips Barton become en
jw'ffl to two men and chooses her huaharid by the flip of a
cam, . '
In Fall Kiver, Mass., Mrs. Abbie L. Schlemmer, divorcee
announces her approaching marriage to her. ex-huaband'3
brother.
In Pawtucket, It, I., James Eaton marries a second wife
on the same day that his son is married, and the two couples
set out on a joint honeymoon.
; Those three items indicate as nothing else could indi
cate that marriage today is held as a gamble, a sporting
proposition, a shallow- contract 'to be made and broken
lightly.
! Good folk and true who took their marriages seriously
will see in these three marriages sure signs that the ok!
standards of conduct have been replaced by a newer, more
carefree code which they do not understand and can neither
appreciate nor admire.
For these people who cling to the old precepts of mar
riages made ir heaven, news from Springfield, Mass., will
be much more comforting. There, to celebrate their goldon t from rheumatisTi,
PPUNE
I?eiJTC?.12vre st
QDD EVEWNer "FOLKS'
IFOUB-HOUSES
ISTHOrED ir
IFIRE TUESDAY
by Ur. fiiityott, also located in
i th Court, was Ignited ueverui
tiaxea, but the damage lit that
building waa con lined entirely to
itbs roof, although In flaum tat
o thrtoatettinx trial alt ol lue fur in
sure wa tatt:ii out.
Petersen House Burned
'Ilia J- A. hetHfiita bo ewe, Inime-
diaiely went or tne Murrie build-1
was aluo destroyed, the flame j
apreadiiig to tt early in (ha courue
of the litv.
The ilorria houxe
Vg
STOW & UAL COCK2AN PICTURES & KN1CK
I The floofy Goo th Tiniej found.
jual slightly hurt upon the ground.
aa burned: hi.i,an m ..-i irin,liv
to trie ground ami only the shells i,h,,y carried him along. "The rea
remalrd ol the other three. aon ltme we ran way w ,C11IU4
Uurlng Hie course oi tue fire J we thought you'd hurt us. Now 1
th hrtt UBJI SJJ eriaL thut tt '. Ln.ur fh.ir u (...rc ur,,n."
Spectacular BlaZS in Wtlt!'""1 niu tfJ bave protection' "Why. were as friendly a.i can
nun uanif luiiucu .iriia in ui- uc. nam uiowu. wun t aurt
der to get close enough to gel wa-jyou. Gee, we merely wished to
ter upon the fiarues. A breeze waa f play with you and have some dan
blowing ami tma scattered embers idy fun. To be real kind is alwa'.s
over a great distance. .Several roof (beat, and now 1 hope we dud the
fires started on the J. O. llodgea j reat, for when we do we'll all Join
jhorne imuiedutely ucro thefio and sing, and play and run."
SEVERE ,aeet from the big blaae. the G.I The little Ooofj Ooo then said.
w. riniey, n. Aruuuei and j. c. our camp, I ru aure, la ;uat ahead.
Roseburg Causes Much
Damage,
IS
Our ide of a hero (
It the feller ,
Who usee the f
Sew in' basket j
Fer an aih-tray.
It was rather chilly last night ,
and many an Umpqua Chief, whose
Squaw iz z. the beach, had to HANDICAP
draft his march in' blanket to keep ,
warm. (
WORSE
3o her husband found yer out?"
"Not exactly, he found me in and
threw me out."
The girl of 1850 believed that
the way to a man's heart was
through his stomach. The girl of
1327 has rjund out that the quicK
est way to any man's heart is
through his "neck." ; Four Wtdl Ito.-:eburg rfcijeutea
jwtre destroy ea yesterday alter-TA-TA-TA
, noon in one ol the moat aiectaeu-
Slie: "So you kissed that painted jar firea to b netn in thin ehy in
creature?" recent years. Fanned by a rfliff
He: "Ves. I saluted the colore." , breeze and fed by cana ol grease
land eookinc oil the flame a for a
Lather Barnes has been noticed i tim ihrtifi.i numrmiu. hnmtf nfiirr. havi. imniiiiaU-
to be purchasin' rye bread in large '2nd it was only by hard work and 1 to the fire zone and have volun- And lfclJ m-de C!ovny fe-;l real
quantities of late and we saw a good fortune tnat the loss was not 'tarily ukea charge of the trafiic ! ProutJ- He stood and looked dumb
coupla Tillamook cheese peddlers 1 heavier. 'situation, aiiitinif th firemen tn loundtd a he heard their voices
hangin' around his tonsorial parlor, t fi- 0,nrt..., , th ; directfnie traffic awav from the im-: nn-
Small Main Did Not Furnieh
Sufficient Water Supply
to Cope With
Blaze.
Kuilerton homes were aiao in line
and roof fires started on etL-n but
were cstinKuished by volunteer
tlrefihteia who uaed sacks and
but:keti of water to protect tlieae
buitdingd. He vera 1 times gtaaa tires
v ere starved, but these ere
checked, thereby saving' other
buildings that would doubt leas
bare been ignited.
Traffic Officers Help
The spectacular tire drew
Just truit along ca through the
trees and we will soon be there."
That's what they did, and found
him riRht. The lUtle camp soon
came in sight. They saw a lot of
Goofy Goos out in the open air.
Aa soon a they were on the
ground, the Goofy Goos the Tinle3
fund, told ail the others. "Tdm
are frienda. They kindly brought
me here." And then, their ral re
spect to show. the Tinies ail bow-
great crowd of spectators, but the;fj very low- The Goofy Coos then
traffic situation wad not a handicap j lJ'u th,i Bame- au broke out In a !
due to the excellent work of traf-! cner- i
fic offlcera. In recent firea tne ! . Then one grabbed Clowny by tbx
lire department had received a ; aad- and saiJ "! lhlnk u would '
great deal or help and cooperation : be p1ra"'1 lt we wou,1 show i
from Htate traffic officers. Tnese ' Kftitude by making him our king."
rushed t me atners snouteu louu
workshop of J. (.- Morrla,
Aunt Sadie is very grateful to f n-i.i,ir .w. t,rra TuhCJ
' uAiini rtntnf Aria ma Um htm 1 . . . . -
7 7 " ' '"- """ t aucts comimny. Air. Mums
the fire and
"The right to rule ua you shall
keeping avenned open for the fire own." said one. "We've got a dan-
inr.-jr.tiij . u, i...-. r. r.t i dV fhmnt flfltt Vnll fclhll a! 11 n
out of medical school but a short t lWkY pouito chip and had a'Kieat aaHislance In the control of j 'l wn a crown upon your head,
time but is making amazing strides arKe fceltie of cooking oil on thejlirea autl na b-en appreciated by 'Wee Clowny. thud waa made their
esiaoirsning nimsen in a lucra-1 stove. The oil boiled over onto the tne members of the lire depart-: ng. ne inougnt it quite a wond- pe
pro-. mediate vicinity of
i'ro- j
was
tive practice. ho, al(,vie j.ni immedlatelv I nient.
u""" '" '' uiiereu in riui , namej u,( imting the contents ot The losaea in yesterday's fire
tr. Ketue and cauAja aa ejcplo-iare entimated at around iio.oou.
at least rmce
roua thing. Th-- other T;nies clap- led.
READ THE STORY, THEN COLOR THE PICTURE
as to the throne he soon was f. (Clowny has fun being king in the
next story.)
weading, Mr, ana AlVH. Charles COmette walked (Own the , Jf"Z ' L aioa wl,Icn the entire buildrfAU of the buildings were of frame Shibe Park by taking an 8-1 vie-
' ! t.mnranA nUfn.. Rut rtnuv that
church aisle'a second time, renewed their vows, were wed n . Divine Providence has guided Aunt
HPi-ltml time tn shnw that thov har mxAa nr. mUtzlrp trnat.l Sadi 10 Doctor Adams the patient
r ' J ' . ' v. H..v ... , h morov.d amarinalv. t
The prescription which, she re-
news regularly once a week reads:
"6PIBITU8 FRUMENTI."
in each other, had niade their first marriage seriously and
kept it sacredly.' ( .
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WHO CO.MTKOI-S THE AIR?
LAFE PERKINS SEZ-
"The band of kids follerin'
the
mg witn' tiaines. Almost instantly i construction and were of an inex-
inu hou.se was till abiaJe and the pensive type, so that the loss there
heat wa intense. : , , - iprobnbly will not greatly exceed
An alarm was sounded, the fire
department making a quick
sponse, but because of the fact
that this district is protected only
by a four-inch main there was not
sufficient pressure obtainable un
til tne pumper had been connected.
tory.
Holiis Thurston pitched Wash-)
inxton to a 4-2 vie rnrv nr r,.v-1
35,0-jij. but all o the equipment land. j
u.ied by Mr. Morris In his work). The Red Sox, eager to increase
was lo3t and alao much of the fur-, their winnlns 11 trine nf f ajpaitrhf
ice wagon was greatly reduced to-The pump drew ail of the water
day." , from the nntins and operated' fit
WOMAN DIES IN '
:- JAIL AFTER SPREEIiy
'. fAiwhIM IT
I'OUTr.AN'I).
ltme Uittt nlnlit.
lines ol hoe, but the iiupply was
i Inadequate to. cope iwitlt the It na
il Ion, the firemen being very great-
handicapped' by ih lack; of
" - j hid -ma. i.J MUIIUIII5 nut: i
Aig. - Hi. ffJre- quickly spread! Into Kanitma
died in tin: , Court, two of the homes being i
cm (a
Ore.,
Klotencf Smith. 37.
womon'K, nrl f (h city jnil some j fiitisaiefl very ;cUse to the burning
nne nan neen ar- uuuuiug. 1 iiene nouses were 00
.Matthews
and
10 wake. Jter fori breakfast ,tiiia Both .of the Icamona Court comes
momlng: fotihd her dead.1 ' ' " ! vere destroyed. 'iVe house occupied
'. Jack Ldckwill at Summer Camp
) '1'
BY GILBERT PATTEN
(Creator of Frank MerrKvell)' :
! i The advatac of flying;. raiWs anew the argnmenj; anent
that always debaUthle uestion of state sovereignty. Who
i going to control the air, tho federal government or the sov
ereign states? .Sl.; i
' If old precedents are followed the federal govcrnment
will control interstate flying, and each state; will control fly
ing within its own borders, for such a general priiiciple'and
il vision of interest has been applied to regulation of bus!- r 'V'',"'1 '' ",! tharK itupied-.hj- ;the lriaid .Mat
. , ,; , ., V . . .. ..turn' yalfril.iy was- llr.tll Jl. She t family and N. G. Williams. M
npss, 10 couiroiioi raiiroaas, 10 jurisdiction III court mauura f ,ioi.lal?-'if fwr h.ad hlift; arid nasi -Mrw :MattHttwa;wra- at. Diamond
j This preceilent was established in times when;aijouril(iyi!siv''!a "..'iif e h- ti.;; Po!i?e'iji; ointheir vacation ana Mr
, . . , , . ' . . . fmeriteno-' physician;' 'She alsd. wllllnmsr n ih' KtiKeue, ho that
P.Cl'OSS a lltate Ifne Was ail event, when bu.Slite.ia houses whlcn she had hurt hnr head hlln swim- j Hie .houses were tightly locked and
fftrrind on thefr traI nilbddii (heir owii 'r dmmiiiiitv' 'werri i'mlng.' Ft-Ilbw' prlsbnfr.i-h6 tried i mil of -the furniture waa. saved.
exceptional. A(day;' journey in these flying times is a J'our-i
ney across tht cqmitVy. No airplane constructed even today
hiis such clipped ,wings that its flying range is limited ,lq
otic state, and for this reason, the argument that all flying
control should come'' under federal jurisdiction has much
height. (.. .;, :;i "':' ' ;; '
-; One other facl'tvhich adds merit to this argument iii the
evidence of the prpscnt move to have the states establish a
uniform traffic code for tho regulation of motor vehicle
njovomcnts. If even the automobile has made slate regula
tion of travel annoying, certainly the airplane, in ten years
at least, will make state regulation a nuisance.
0 ' '
According (.0 the very latest sociological rumors, only
npartmont-sizo mates an! now in demand by men and majds
put gunning for matrimony, and apartment builders are
given the blame. Time was when six-foot husbands, guar
anteed as handy in 1 '1-foot rooms', were quite the thing. Time
was, too, when a girl could be even a H8 and still get a hus
band. Science has been using her tape measure and scales
sinco then, nnd now city men must shrink in height, and city
women must reduce in width to fit modern apartment-house
rooms. Science is inclined to say that metropolitan subway
nd elevator jamming compress and dwarf the human fig-
',Viro. In other words, that Mother Nature prunes where sin
needs her pruning done.
Twenty-nine rattlers on the tail of one rattle snab.- is
a pretty good example of thrift on the part of the snake. We
have never yet met up with one of these lowly creature with
"iiuch a display of buttons. In fact, not since the days when
the chronic "soak" paraded the. thoroughfares and ended his
. spree with "snakes in his boots" has anything I cen told that
''equals this fellow with twenty-nine.
niture In the Williams and Mat
thews homes. The losses are part
ly covered by insurance.
This Is the second fire in which
Mr. Morris has been concerned,
his factory, formerly located on
M-iin street,' having been wrecked
.'ire only a few months ago.
games, were rained out . against
Detroit. Other American league
teams were not scheduled. I
COAST LEAGUE
RESULTS
ri n it r lit
STANDINGS
OF LEAGUES
E
KILLED III QUAKE
executive committee and th cen
I trai control . commission of me
i communist party have resolved to
t withdraw the c'Jestion of the ex
pulsion from U. party of , Leon
. Trotsky and Gregory Zlnovjqff lor
violation, of :. pan; discipline, it
' was decided to reprimand them
-. with a warning, in view of tueir
declarations in which ; they re
nounced some of their 'opposition
views.
Pacific Coast
W.'
Oakland ..,.r.;,....,83
San Francisco 78
Seattle ,.76 '
Sacramento ......70
Hollywood '.r 64
Portland ....... 4 '
Mission ..'. v. ,.--59
Los Angeles ... .52,
. , Nations! ; i
, W.
6.5
-.61
. ..59 .
57
-.49
.47
i By tlte Associated ressj .
Elmer Smith's homer ; with (the
sacks loaded wrecked a perfectly
good ball xante for Uiil Fii-rcy yes
terday, and gave Portland a 7-3
victory over . the Angels, marking
the lfttter's eighth straight de
feat, flatteries v Pieroy-and Han-f
rrah: French, Hughes: and .Yeile.
Shaadilng. ' : . '
; Ed Rose's htrnie run.1 In' the last
of the tenth'broke an 8-S - deadlock
and gave the Missions a 9-8 vlctory
1 over Sacramento; : Battries: Kal-
i no, Keefe and bevereici; w einert,
I Aia4t.tl frtvt Lfl3'l Wir.) '
! 'PEKING,' Aug. id.-Fitfy; thod-
sand deau in me i,iangcnow uts
trict of Kansu province as a con-'
sequence ot the disastrous earth
quake of .ay ' 23, 1 is tne latest
Chinese o.ticial report as sent
Trotsky and Zinovietf Have at
various times beeu disciplined for
their outspoken, pppositiou . tp the
commuulst parly leaders ' but al
ways were permitted to recant and
return to their former activities.
Iii June lust the praesidtum of
the central control commission, of
which the ali-powerful - Stalin
from lanthow ny jtousignor The-lis tne guiding spirit, recommenued
aoie ououejoiocx ot tne. oteyi nils-; ,ne ajsuiissal ol Trotsky and Zlno
sion at uauaiuow. Tne ciei-gyman, v(e( jor "continuous attempts to
who'senr rut diis det:niett - ae-bat party unity at a time of seri
count of tne terrible quake in ous international complications,
(.hum's "wild west" province, says aggravated by partial failure of Mie
in a communication dated july i: cniuese revolution, and of facili
"Wo are sitting in the midst of tating the activities oT auU-Soviet
'the misery -traduced by the great ' agitations, ywiihla' ! the ) ,. Soviet
quakes of .May- 23. .' Shocks are I union " ' - ' J
(.'h icago
Pittsburgh .
St. Louis i ....
New York ,.
Cincinnati .
Hrookiyn ..
Boston
Philadelphia
That blow staggered Lockwill. Before he could recover. Saunders
was upon him. Dropping the switch and ducking a swing at his
head, Jack gave the bruiser, a poke in the wind, doubling him up.
.A second blow reached Saunders' jaw and stretched him on the
,ground. Whirling, the aroused boy met Lizard, coming at him
'again, and knocked him down also. Peewee turned and fed
Now York ...
Washington.
Detroit
Phik delphia
Chicago
Cleveland
St. I.ouis
Boston ...
-39
l
W.
-.76
...61
-56
45
.-II
.621
.573
.567
.511
,463
.4
Eckert, Bryan and
ney
1
.42S,'r'a' R(iKo; Edwards and Schmidt.
.382
Pet.
.619
.592
.567
.532
.467
.439
.3SS
.386
Pet.
.7U4
.611I
continuing uauy, out witnout uam-i
Walters, Whit-: age owing to i the wholesale de-1 ADfAWCACtCAPro
struction of May 23. In the Liang- -AKivAINoAO rACbd
Seattle handed three Seal pitch-,how district 3U.000-, were, killed In ANOTHER FLOOD
ers a mercflt-ss pasting ani coasted
to an fasy 12-2 win. Batteries:1
May, Moudy, S. ' Martin, and Mc-
.haif-aiarvod nersons m a ' 1,1 1 1 Aug. 1U.-
;g about the district. The""feept by tnref suct'essive "ooJs
i that, quake,
official 1 reports.-
nomeles3.
rhinKf r oifitnp' miu-h us tnis year, southeastern Arkansas
their reaoufcek will nermit - : l?da' faceQ inuu"iou again
Bill Murphy's, single in the third
inning w-as ail that ' kept Pudgy
Gould, diminutive Oakland mounds-f " ' " ! ; " " ' ; 1 ;
man. from a no-hit contest and a 1 Estimates of the dead in the
niche In the hail of ftfrne.. Murphy I Way 23 earthquake in China's re- B0Utn of pjne oinff.
was the only star to collect a alnK!c '"' "i r.aiisu . nave Arkansas City, out .from .under
as Gould whitewashed Hollywood, reached as high as 100;000. Mis-1 flood waters less than a month,
! poured thru gaiis in. the levees at
Pendleton and Medford, 40 miles
Kansu . have
9 0. Batteries: Gould and Bool. I sionaries and others familiar with
Read; Fullerton, W. Murphy arid . tne area "ave expressed the opin
Agnew. j Iod 'hat 2U.O0O square miles were
' affected. The first details were
SILVERWARE 15e only received on July 28 and be-
t cause of the difficulty of communl-
inminnK thft full ctnrv alii) mm,in.
with ; t0 be told. ;
LEADING PLAYERS
OF BIG LEAGUES
Solid nickel silver ware
real silver nlate. Beautiful pattern. I
.53! I finished in the prey silver. Spoons,; TTMnviFFF Awn
.5-: ', knives, forks, butters, suKars, ice : V itr r
.4S1 teas, salad forks, etc., all 15c each. I
.117 1 Also serving ladles, and berry ,
.;W4 ' spoons and meat forks at 25c. A !
.333. much better value than ever of-;
fered before In Roseburg. See them I
at Carr's. Practical and pood items. 1
prepared 10 carry on 1f the ap
proaching flood reached the city.
The water was expected to reatfh
the outskirts of the town late to
day, but it was not believed the
city would again be flooded.
TROTZKY GET OFF
WITH REPRIMAND
.Vwncialfd Tress Leaatti Wire)
MOSCOW, Aug. 10. The central
"LINOLEUM"
For every room In the house.
Powell Furniture & ,
Hardware Co.
238 N. Jackson St.
KuKuiio plumbfi's arc iiskiiiK for iiu-rt'iisp jn pnv from
eight o nine dollfim n day. Pretty soon they will be di'mand--iiijr
time and a half for "t iieliiiK around" the job looking
for lout tools.
T, Trot out your favorite candidate for president. IJouk-
lii8 county, niauy years ago, hai a man who thought he
'"ought to be president but that's us far as he got.
- o
A lot of politicians ought to follow the wake of I'resi
dt;iit Coolidgc's etlict choosing not to he a candidate 111
11028.
! Joshua made the sun atand still, but 'i Hays is try
' iii(f to make the stars quit coming out at night.
Mr. Ford is not only a proficient manufacturer of trac
- tors, but also inakcM a first-class retraction.
Z'. o
Z. If President Coolidge were the least bit ain, he would
"'. suppress those photos of the ten-gallon hat.
o
" , Wp have many clean-sweeps in baseball, but few on the
Somebody, near at hand,
uttered an eiclamation of won
der and admiration. Turning,
Jack was surprised to see a
young Inr-ian girl emerging
from the woods.
The girl came forward and
halted, her dark eyes filed
upon ,the boy who had is
quickly mastered three foes.
"You are brave and mighty,"
she said softly.
( fly the Associated Press)
National
nailing 1. Wuncr, I'irales, ..IS".
Huns i.. Waner, I'irates, 1)2.
Hits P. Waner, Pirates, 167.
Do. ililcs P. Waner, Pirates, 3.1.
. Triples P. Waner, Pirates, IT.
Humors Williams. Phillies, 23.
Stolen liases Frisch, tilants,
won It; lost 3.
American 1
Halting Simmons. Athletics.
.3!'3. j
Huns (iehrig, Yankees, 111.
Hits (; hi Ik. Yankees. lt.
Doubles Hums. Indians, 43.
Triples Mimush, Tigers. H.
Homers--Gehrig. Yankees, 3S.
Stolen hases JSisler, Hrov. us, 23.
PlUhing lladli y, Sennlors, won
l'l; lost 2.
OUT OUR WAY
By .William
MAJOR LEAGUE
RESULTS
1 Pv the A.ssoriated Press)
To the Dodgers, who have beaten
the Cubs only twice In 1" games,
itoes tin- distinction nf stopping the
National league leaib-rs after they
had won niu- games in a row. The
Cubs beat the Kiiliins 2 0 in the
j lirst game nf yesterday's double
neaiu i . nut lost the other 4.
The Cuhs Mayed tliree full games
ahead of the Plllshurgh Pirates,
who trnnncril ihe (iinnts. 7 i.
Only to mutii'R were scheduled
in the Naiimial leacue. I.ou (i'h
rig's thirty e!gti!)i home run in the
ninth sawd the Yankees fnnn their
first shutout of the season. The
I
Her optn admiration tmbarrAssed Jack, who (litshd to th roots
ol hit hair. "It didn't Uk much might with such dubs," ht replied,
laughing to cover hit confusion. Stepping to the tree, he set Tom
Lougpine free. "Thank you. White Lightning," said the Indian boy.
"That should be your name, for like lightning ycu strike, and none
Stand before you. t have never teen your equal."
ei2TYMttVC.fc (To Bt Cont'ttutd)
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DENTIST
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Pyorrhea Treated
Phone ISS Masuic lililg.
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;:; A'oist porch.