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ROSEBURG NEWS-REVIEW, FRIDAY, JULY 1 5. 1927.
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ROSEBURG NEWS-REVIEW
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tpla paper ana to u touai news puuitanea nerein. ah ntuu 01 repuuuc
tivn of apeclal dlepatcliea herein lire ulao roaerved.
...... J'rrl(leut ami Manager
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B. W. BATKS
BERT Q. HATES-
jgntered as second clus mailer May 17, VJ'iO, Ht tbe post office at
Roseburg, Oregon, under tbe Act of March 2, 1879.
SUBSCRIPTION RATES
Daily, per year, by mall
Dally, six mouths, by wall
Daily, three months, by mall
Sally, single month, by mall ,
Mly. by carrier, per monlti
..14.00
. 2.00
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AMERICAN HUSBANDS SHIRK HOUSEKEEPING
PPUNE
pjcKt-rs
Forty-five per .cent of the new human habitations built
last year were apartment houses, and only two out of every
five families in the country now live in the one-family dwell
ings which used to be dignified under the group institutional
title of "The Great American Home." These are the sober
statistics of the U. S. Department of Labor, so the facts
must be so.
"I. Once again there can be raised a great hue and cry over
the disappearance of American family life of the kind that
flourished. in that indefinite period known as the good old
days. Front yard, hack yenrrl, side yard, cellar and attic
are as out of date as the human appendix, and the great
American kitchen has devoluted into a cubbyhole of infinitesi
mal dimensions; ' ! ! '! ' j ; ' ', i ; -; ; .; 'V ' ;" -1 . ..
Of course the reformers will shout that the modern woi
mail is the cause of it all. ; She's too lazy to keep house too
intent upon her bridge and her novels and her makeup and
what's going on at the movies this afternoon ;and 'evening.
She has no time for children, or she has no time for the chil
dren she has. They run wild all over this state and the next
and what is the world coming to, anyway? . The. question' is
supposed to need no answer. ' ' -. ; j ! j -': i 1 -, ; : I j ;
' B.ut is. the woman to blame for all this? Hardly;.. Talk
to any pf the modern young husbands for any length of, time
and tHeir'ideas crop out obtrusively.! Would they fix ft fur-;j
nacej Np$ oil your life. Would they cut the grass: on the,
front of ;back yards uiitjl' theijr Wilder Were grown lip? TheyJ
would not. j .Would they lend a little cooppi'atiqn on yoyagos1
of discovery into; attic or cellar: for those ; annual. 'cie(iiingi
out 'expeditious?. Not while they're conscious.' Hi ;J-' j
! In thp; national, passion for shirking domesticjduty, 'the
mulb line honn iilu'l na elnlhflll ne flin ffimulii Thn "Iml'rl rlnir
- . r j r ..... . f'v
at the, pffjee, .dear' ip Jiecpine,' arj,aljlii toughon tliaa shop:
leather. Civilization is one or two too many generations re
moved from the farm, and tho back .to the soil urge which
used to make men want to hoe in a garden has shriveled and
shrunk to, veritable non-existence. , . . , ,
Admit, if you must, that the great American home is not
ns it was, pi- that it just is not, but put the, blame on the gejir
Hem an of the house as well ns on the lady.
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To hear many school teachers talk shop, it would appear
that theirs was the 'dullest and drearist and nfost 'uninspiring
job in the whole world. There are, however, a few who sane
ly vipw the profession as pretty fair pay and short hours v.ith
a long vacation',, and they work at their '-trade as though it j
were more than hum drum slavery.; The real teachers in this
latter class can now be found in summer schools, brushing up
a little on this br that, getting ready to deliver knowledge as
best tjiey cliiij Whether theso teachers regard mere knowl
edge as' the 'supreme' end in view, or whether they regard
knowledge as a. mere means, to an end should be of import
ance. As Judge Kavanaugh of Chicago recently told a mid
dle western teachers' convention, it is necessary to teach oth
er things than those found in text books. Acquisition of a
sense of responsibility and a knowledge of how to deal with
success and failure are more essential in life than knowledge
of the binomial theorem or the extraction of :ube root.'
Man is a pretty dumb individual most of tho time, but
now and then there are signs! which reveal a glimmer of
hope for, ultimate intelligence. Good news, for instance,
comes from far off Labrador, where the Newfoundland gov
ernment is doing its best to save the eider duck from extinc
tion. As a result, in a generation or two, it will be possible
to buy real eider down quilts of tho kind that went down in
cradle history of the cradle of liberty. Blame for the virtual
extermination of the eider ducks rests largely upon the fa
mous Yankee traders who made voyages to Labrador for the
purpose of clubbing the ducks to death and plucking their
feathers. The ducks, naturally, went the way of the quail,,
the wild turkey, the buffalo, the virgin forest. We . have
paid dearly for our forefathers' prodigality, and just now wo
are beginning to correct their errors. '
Qood EyEMwa "Folks"
Soon the folks
Will be comln'
Home from their
Vacations to
Git a rest and
Will find the ,
Front yard
Fulla dandelions
And the doorsteps
Loaded with
Bottles of . . '
Fermented milk.
WE ALWAYS MISS THESE
KINO OF DINNERS
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Annie, we're having six to dine,";
The lady said, "so do your beet.
"Serve the fowl with all the trim
mings "But bring the salad In undressed."
No objection rose from Annie
And the dinner was a treat . ,
Till the salad came , , , and brought
Friday And Saturday Only
SPECIAL INTRODUCTORY OFFER OF .
Can't Bust 'Em
Red Button Overalls
Here are twelve reasons why Cant Bust ' En, Red Button Over
alls should be worn by every man.
1 Curved form fitting waist band. 6 Extra big cut.
ZRlveted metal buttons. 76uper woven denim.
, ... ,,, 8 Double lock stitch, sail pockets.
3- Oiant bar tack. 9Safety watch pocket. .
4 Combination rule and plier owide non-curllng suspenders,
pocket, 11 Patented spearhead buckle on
3 Every stitch guaranteed. suspenders. .
Guaranteed Won't Shrink. ' Guaranteed Won't Fade. ;
Mr. Overall wearer, take advantage of this special offer. Fill out tbe
coiiihjii below ami suve filty cents on I he Cant Dust 'Kiu, sbrluklesa,
durable Red llutlon Overall.
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StOOt UAL COCH8AN PICfURK 4 KNICK
Devastation quite complete. ;
Surely it was some Illusion
That our fevered fancy painted;. .
In; came. Annie, not a stitch on,
Master stared. The hostess fainted 1
Why is It a feller blushes when
he asks the grocery clerk fer two
cakes of yeast, a can of malt and
ten lbs. of sugar? .
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! ; CROSSING THE BRIDGE : I
t ' "Well,: Joe," we queries, "what
kind of a time ,did you have last
night?" :,:, i i J i ; , ; ' i .
; i Whereupon Joe gives us the low.
down on. the' wench he dragged to
the dance, ';:'- .
"Boyl" says joe, i "she was a
peach I Easy on the eyes, red hair,
and cute baby doll. lamps!"- , ; (
, i'lWell,'! continues the sap, "we
went for-a Walk afterward j; It, was
:ai swell, night. ' j I j I , ! . !
. ;"Wel,;pretty soon we came to a
nice spot in the road,' and I asks
for. a kiss, :but she' said j'Nol' .So
we jw.ilk! on.j Again she says
Ndl-; ( . ' , H ! i "'' ' ' " '
' "Then What happened?',' we pipes1
up,all agog. M ! ; r t . ! ,j ! ; ; ; ? 1
"We came to: a tjrldgi.! ! went
over, and fIVe! minutes lateralis
came aorbss." I H 1 i i ' ; ' v 1
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Jack Dempsey la gittln' ready to
risk his synthetic nose agin the,
jabs of Mister. 'Sharkey , which'll
be great dodder fer the fight fans
Who have been; bettin' all week
without, a cent in sight. , 1
She: ,"StopT'! i '
He! i'fWhat's the Idea?",
i She:. "Until I tnko off my beads."
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To, Us here Is '-h'othlii' so awk
ward lookin' as a gal attired In
knickers. ?-: ' 1 r : M k i .
lafeperkTnssez
i "Another curse of likker. ie goin'
swlmmin' and cuttin' yer big toe
on a broken beer bottle.
; THIS COUPON IS WORTH 50 CENTS
This Coupon when properly filled out entitles the bearer to Fifty
Cent allowance on a pair of Ited Uutton Overalls.
Good on Friday and Saturday, July 15-16.
Name .: - . -..
Address . .
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ONLY ONE PAIR TO A CUSTOMER AT THIS PRICE
GOOD ONLY FRIDAY ANp SATURDAY, JULY 15 AND 18
iA msH PnoeF overall
I , i ' . NOTICE - :
The Slink's Neat mid OH't Slion.
nt Wit N. JackHon, will be cloned
for the next three veekn.
FHKDA BBAUNINUIOK.
Drain News
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WON'T.
gniON- made
SHRINK!
Moo Stronger arid 41.8 Finer than Denim.
4 ! ' .' ;. ; ; SOLD BY ' . -
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arths Toggery
FIFTY POUND
Felted Mattress
i
Specially Made to Our Order
made from the best of materials
SOLD SPECIALXY THIS WEEK
$12.50
' SEE AND COMPARE
Powell Furniture Co.
238 and 240 N. Jackson Street
Mr. Aniifi Umln anil 1km non-in-luw
will tliuiKhUu', Mr. uml Mra. II.
L. Whli)e, of Houebiirg, returned
Hfltiminy from a .liuudayH' trip
tluouKli KhhIpiu OreKon Koing ns
war att Wullnwu I,ak and Hnker.
Mr. and Mr. Hurry Hltirlt, or Hood
Htver, uccoinpauitMl them from
there..
Mr. and JUrn. Hart Stark, of
AlaM-deui), Waul)., ' visUed here
Tuesday with Mra. Stark's father
John Sneed and wife. They were
cm a ten duyn' ouUiik aiul took lu
eoiiHt polnlH from Astoria to New
port and also Included Keedttport
and ltOHehurg In (heir trip.
Our loral hurlter, "Jenks" Sum
ner, treated his shop to a new roof
this week um! ia also making im
provements (u his dwelling.
A business change here during
tho week was the sale of t lie con
fectionery bualnnsa of "Artie"
Moorman to Mr. II, A. Kuitpp, who
look pnsaesKtou on Saturday. Mr.
Moorman and family contemplate
going to a southern clime for the
, winter.
Mrs. Olson, (ilendale, visited at
the homo of her aon-lnluw and
daughter, Mr. and Mra. Harry Coot
during the week.
Mr. Henry Nukes, who has re
i aided on his little tarm two miles
west of town the past few years
has sold (he place to Win. llagood,
and willi his family moved to Port
land, where they formerly resided.
: Mrs. I.. Is. I.ogan, of lleltiugham.
Wash., has visited here tho past
couple of weeks with her alstera,
: Mih. It i ley Morulnystar and Mrs.
Mont Spalding.
i Ij. It. Coniptou. a loral poult ry
; man, informed ua one day this
i week Mih! he hatched aud sold
ufcout .Ili.OuO While Leghorn baby
ciilx this spring, shipping thrm to
: varlouH points In Oregon, Wash
ington and Idaho. He also does
a large eiig shltiplug bustuesa.
Or. T. M. White and Mrs. Claude
VaU-hen, who were delegates to
the annual convention ot the
Chlrstlau church at Turner have
' returned home.
Expected At End of Week -Spend Morning
V. K. Oil Ulm SOU, cJllHworui, hum mi-H. nfiirj' itruivy hiiu ihhiimcs
Vellemonte Aiorria, uro oxpecUul utiof HutherHu were in RoaeburB tbia
iho end ot' the week after bpending 'morning, (he latter to receive trout
a week vacationing at Winchester , ment. Miss Oeuley recently under-
ti,. I- . u'nnl :ni nnornllnti frr muKlnki.
ji JAP LUNCH CLOTH 79c
ij llluo nd while Japanepe lunch
' rlolh. iHigo site. tii'tiu Inches.
J , Special Ht 7e each. Si different
l ' pattern. Make an economical and
'dutiable table Miver. Napkins to
, match hit 6e each. CairV-"where
yn tae. We also have the tan
'body coIoin1 print cloths, hhiiio
! Iko at 1.15 viivh. Several differ
t nut color combination!. ee them
The Road
That Outlives
the Bonds
The mileage of Concrete Roads
is rapidly increasing year after
year because no other pavement
stands up under punishment
like Concrete. .
Concrete Roads carry any kind
of traffic indefinitely, practically
without repairs. They have the
maintenance built into them.
That is why it is safe to issue
bonds for Portland cement Con
crete Road construction.
Our Bookie! felU many interest-
Inj things about Concrttt Roads.
Write this ojji-s for your cojiy.
PORTLAND CEMENT ASSOCIATION
Cisco Building
PORTLAND, OREG.
o4 National Organization
to Improve and Exttnd the Vstt of Concrttt
Oliic.l in 32 Cities
When all the crisp was imcked
and (led, wee Coppy jumped up
high and cried, "Oh, look! What's
happened to tbe tails- It's disap
peared from sight." And, sure
enough, the falls had stopped and
no more woiulrous syrup dropped. I
Twas natural that he wondered
now if things were all all right.
"Dcn't worry," said tbe popcorn
man. "I've used, today, all that
I can. That's why I stopped the
syrup flow. It's much too nice to
waste, if you'll come back some
day again, I'll welcome all of you,
and then I'll start the pretty syrup
falls, so you can have a taste."
And then he sharply swung
about, und suid, "Weil,. I'm all
tired out. I've got to go and get
my rest, and close my weary eyes.
I'm glad that I have met you all. 1
hope some day again you'll call."
And then tbe Tinles and the man
all shouted good-byes.
lie shortly- disappeared . from
sight and C'arpy said, ."Suy, he's
all right, but now that he has gone
away, what Is there we can do?"
The Princess answered him real
quick. "I have a plan that's very
slick. I'm sure that you'll ill llko
it 'cause It's something that Is new.
"Now far from here , Is Candy
Land, where everything around iB
grand. There're chocolate drops
and lollypops and things that you'll,
all like, if going there appeals to
you, that's Just' the thing that you
can do." Aud Clowny promptly
answered, "Flue! Hut how full
must we hike?"
The Princess suid, "Oil, not at
all. My flying horse I'll gladly
call." She clapped her hands
On
READ THE STORY, THEN COLOR THE PICTURE
came the horse, and my but he i the next few minutea they were
looked grand! The Tlnymites in i bound for Candy Land.
glee all roared. They waved good-j The Tinmites arrive in Candy
bye and hopped aboard. And,, in Land in the next story.)
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NOW YOU ASK ONE
Mors Questions to. Gusss ,
"Now-You-Ask-One" fans . are
finding the question guessing game
much to their liking. Below is an
other set of ten answers, to which
you are asked to give the ques
tions. Correct questions are found
under the answer heading on the
back page. -
1 Ponzi. - ; .,
2 Annie Bescaut. . , ; .. ,
3 Einstein. ,., , '. ,.
4 Norma Bniallwood of, 'j'iilsa,
Okla. ....
; S The St. Louis Cardinals. j
, d r-rince iicnquis uuu i-iincuaa
Ileana. , . . . -
7 At Oyster Bay, Ni Y. .
8 Annually, $75,000. with travel
ing and entertainment expenses, of
S25.000.
, 9 Delhi. . .... .
.10 Grace Goodhue.. . ",' , ,
UiereJasHhe result df their 'suicide; found that a;lmn slio Va jcrazy
atteoHptstodaVi S t ; I ' ' , ; about" was riot to be'therej !,
Virginia Burke1, IT, swallowed' ' Genevieve Taylor,. 20, the 'other
two kinds of poison after leaving 'film- extra, was given treatment
a party held by other, film extrasyfor deep slashes in her wrists. Shu
at the home of Marjorio. Stewart. '.said she did It "jtijit for fun." Met"' '
She Is In a critical condition.' condition, was 'not. serious and she
Miss Stewart said the girl Valk- was' returned to :he home' of her
ed out on the party'' wheii she sister. .-"
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GRAHAM BROTHERS REPORT''
HIGHEST SALES RECORD
Huge Total of 29,677 Trucks Ship
ped in First Six Months
of 1927. ' v5 '
June sales Hhipments of Giuliani
Brothers trucks and commercial
cars to Dodge Brothers dealers
who Bell and service them' through
out the world broke all previous
monthly records for the year, the
company announces- to J. O. New
land and Son, local dealers. The
total ot 5,730 Graham. Brothers
units produced and shipped during
the 24 working days of the mouth
exceeded the record month of May
and brought Graham Brothers sales
lor the first six months of the
yeur to tho hugo total of 29,677
trucks and commercial cars. ,A
The June record is all the more
noteworthy when it is known that
in previous years truck sales in
general have shown a fulling off
in, June over earlier months of the
year. Graham Brothers 1927 sales
curve, however, has shown an up
ward trend since January 1st and
dealers report that prospects are
bright for even higher sales dur
ing the second half of the year.
The present great demand for
trucks follows a series of remark
able improvements in design und
appearance which alt to the quali
ties ot dependability, strength and
long life for which Graham Broth
ers trucks have ulways been noted
even, greater economy, - more
power, speed aud striking beauty.
Despite these advances, prices
have remained at the same low-
level for 3-4, 1, li aud 2-ton capa
city models.
LONE SCOUTS TO
HOLD
MEETING
COMING TO
Iu)S
JULY
Six Days of Famous Plays, Inspiring
Music. Soul-Stirring Lectures,
Bubbling Fun.
Saturday "The Fool" Charming Pollock's
famous play. ,
Sunday Lucile Elmore Company. Dr. Robert
Miles, Lecturer of world renown.
Monday Smith-Spring-Holmes Orchestral
Quintette.
Tuesday Haskell Indian Symphonic Band.
Ned Woodman, cartoonist.
Wednesday Allpress All-Star Trio. Dr. Alex
ander Cairns, noted author and lecturer.
Thursday "Applesauce" the mirth-provoking
drama of American youth.
The Umuqua Tribe, Lone Scouts
of America, will hold a meeting
Saturday, July 10, In front of the
Junior High School building. Mr.
Muynnrd Hell, one of the camp
instructors is to bo present, and
will give a short talk on camp acti
vities. Chief Umpqua requests
each member . to be present as
there Is n pleasant surprise in store
for them.
, o
Wo have a littlo paint left nt
wholesale price to close out and
discontinue. This Is high grade
paint and will give you the best of
service Linoleum varnish, floor
stains, enamels and house paints.
Powell Furniture Company, 23S N.
JjHekMon St.
TWO HOLLYWOOD GIRL
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HOLLYWOOD, Calif., July
Two Hollywood motion plclnre ex
tra Klrls were treated In a hospital
ami oni' Ij in a critical condition
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SPEJIAL
,
i 8n3S Inree O. 8. Oldfleld !
conls now $.s.2j. C. A. Lock- j
wood Motor Co
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SEASON TICKETS ON SALE AT
Ott's Music Score, Peltey's Sweet Shop, Comemrcial
Abstract Office, Chapman's Drug Store, Fullerton's
Drug Store or members of Chautauqua Committee.
PRICES ;
Adult Season Tickets $2.50
Students' Season Tickets $1.50
, Childs' Season Tickets $1.00
Reserve seat sale starts Saturday at 10 a. m. in lobby of Umpqua
Hotel. A reserved chair for the week for $ 1 .00.
Don't miss the week of great profit and pleasure
Sri i icnu.uMiTr v
at Can's. ,