ROSEBURG NEWS-REVIEW, FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 20, 1925.
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ROSEBURG, OREGON,
i THE DANGERS OF
I The prices .of securities on the stock 'market we high,
ljut that does not seen to deter, the public from rushing in to
ljuy stocks. .The experts on investment tell us, that if one is
going to buy stocks, the time to do it is when sentiment is
blue and most people are anxious to sell, you ca4 hear stor
ies about old timers who acquired wealth, just by the habit
of buying stocks when they were very low. When the mar
kets were crashing and the brokers were having their black
jvidays, these old timers would pull the little old fin box
y Jut of their deposit vaults; and take out securities that could
be marketed at about par at any time. They would K01 down
and buy a lot of standard, securities that people were almost
jiving away for very low prices. Then when a time like' the
present comes, when people are rushing in to buy and not
querying very much about the price, these wise old pirds
would. take that little tin box again, and go down to the mar
Set and turn all those securities into cash. ' In duo time it
fould-be found that the boom had culminated, and a crash
would'recur, and the wise ones would be in a position to take
advantage of it once more. Many folks who are buying so
freely at this time have ppt thought of that way of doing
Business. For people who have not made a careful study of
the game, it is risky business speculating at any time. Such
folks should put their money in the soundest kind, of invest
ments like good banks. But there are many who seem to
(iav a (acuity for buying when the market is at the top. It
ts of course possible that business improvement will be so
pronounced that the market will advance beyond the present
Ievej.j 6ut people who buy securities after, values have had
& long period of advance take large chances .that they will
have to sell later at a heavy loss. ' -'. 1 1 ' r; .'. . '.(:' .. !
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. ' ;J.yorkod ipr months for 3Inghara .Qass, who Vun tlw
tardyare store; I shoveled nails and" polished brass, and
t manicured the floor." Of Cas I packed a hundred weight of
hardware, I would aay, "I wonder what that Gingham skate
would do were I away? He. surely knows that of his store
I am the. stay and prop; if I should come here nevermore
his revenue would drop. I am the bulwark of his trade, its
cornerstone am I; his rosy prospects soon must fade, if 1
should say goodbye. And yet a measly wage he pays this
Gingham must admit ; and now I'll stump hint for a raise,
and if he balks I'll quit" When next I saw this Gingham
Wight, J said to him, "By Jones, for honest toil by day and
night,' you pay but -meager bones. I am the mainstay of
your store, its staff and pillars nine; and now you'll have to
Jiay me more, or promptly I'll resign." "For bljtzen's sake,
!rn." he said ; "relieve mejind my clerks ; long, long you've
had a'swollen head, and thought you were the works. Al
though you've been of little use I've kindly let you stay, still
bopipg for a good excuse to fire you, on a day. And now
that good excuse you bring, and I'll get rid of you; pray
watch me while I smile and sing, and dance the tra-la-loo."
Now in my lone and darkened shack I drearily lament; if I
could gut my old job back, I'd be a wiser gent.
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Reported Batter him recently, Is reported to bo very
V. Andrieair, who has been ill much belter. However It wlU be
at Mercy hospital following Injur- some time before he wUl bo able
les received when a timber fell on to return home.
Thanksgiving Specials
; Fancy
Brick fee Cream
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; . At prices you can afford to pay.
! Place your orders early. We will be sure to
? ,-! . , , deliver promptly.
Douglas County Creamery
We carry extra fine
Guaranteed
.President and Manager
Secretary-Treasurer
Mar 17, 1M0, at the poat office at
Ul Act of March I. laTt.
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.60
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1.00
year -
f RI.DAV, NOV. 20, 102&.
SPECULATION.
Mason
mm
Whipping Cream.
to Whip.
GOOD EVENING FOLKS
: Meat man really don't tare wheth
er thay can kiaa a girl or not. But
what a ehock to their eeif-eateem
If Jhey can't . , , ,
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Speaking of International rela
tione, we have yet to hear of the
girl who objecta to mandate. 1
Dear air: After taking four boxes
of your corn flakea my corna are
much better. Youra trulyV I M. T.
Mead.
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There la many a safety pin that
carries more reeponaibillty than a
bank president
FiiUm n Ann. Ikav' taxk. vaur-
aalf oud a life Insurance policy fori
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CI IHWIHnil IKHW, W I I, WW '
you
a nlxa new motorcycle.
"Yes," said pisa's famoua towor,
"I alwaya have leanings that way."
IT'S SIMPLE'
It U. .In.nl.. I.. . Inill.
And the singular of mice la mouse,!"1 '" ."'Ph'.1' ''-.
. ... (r nllv nna tha nlsTnt tuafrir-o .tha
Then the alngular of algha
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aouaa1. ' ' - i
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Environment Isn't everything..
Lots of people who take a bath
every .Saturday night can't swim.
,
The difference between a suc
cess and failure la that the former
Uvea on last month's Income and
the latter Uvea on next month's. -
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a problem of transporta-
; tion ;
Mother Billy, why are you mak-,
Ing your little brother cry? i I i
Billy I'm not. He'a dug a hole,
and he'a cryin bocauae he cant
bring it into .the house.
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"Weil, well," said tha absent
minded man aa he stood - In the
bathtub, "now what didi i get In
here forf
When a man reaches the age of
fifty In thla country he is not con
sidered fit for any job except the
presidency, or perhaps a place in
tha cabinet.
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: Teacher:) Jimmy, If I said, 1 am
beautiful', what tanae would it be?
; Jimmy (promptly): Past-
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"I'd like to be a turtle," ; I .
Sighed the lad on mother's lap.
"'Why would you be a turtle, son?".
"Oh, he haa auch a snip." ' i
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"Clothes make . tha man" might
be amended by "get out and hustle
to pay for them." r , , ' i i
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He heard hla fiancee wn enend-'them
j Ing $1,000 . month with her drea j
.makerV so he married the drcasmak-1
er.
A man never can
unrf,rjiH
unnfriuna ,
why a woman will tell him the hon
est truth about her faulta, her
wsaknesaea, and all her past love
affairs, and then Ila to him about a
little thlnn like the number of her
shoe and tha data of her birth.
Tha trouble with petting In on
tha ground floor la that it ao often
haa a trapdoor Into tha cellar. -
There ara man who like long
skirts and men who like short Pon oi cnoppea rea pepper, uream tied pectin ana louow uie aircc
onea; but, the only way for the wo- 'hp mixture Well and then form It tlona on the bottle,
men to suit each Individual taste ; ,nl ,ma11 ba,1' Serve these on let-1 Tomorrow Furnishing the A part-
Is to wear their skirts on rollers
so that they can raise and lower
them Ilka wlndow-ahades.
!
HaThat young lady seems re
served. She Reserved for whom?
"An I. O. U.
per wait."
la one kind of a pa-
Men's suite cleaned and pressed,
11.50. Roseburg Cleaners,
472.
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phone
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NOTICE TO WATER and that no one could help me. I lie this until you count your calor-
CONSUMERS 1 weighed 98 pounds and aa 1 am lea.
Owing In repairs, water will be five feet, nine and one-half Inches j Yon haven't said anything about
shut off Saturday. November 21st tall, you can Imagine how skinny : exercises. I think It you had had
from 1:00 to 2: Oil p. m.. affecting 1 was. I had spent hundreds of some general exercise and had paid
the following di itrlcls: From Jack- dollars oa doctors, diets, etcetera special attention to strengthening
son east on Commercial: Fast Sixth After reading your book and the abdominal wall by special ab
from Commercial souih to Fleser counting my calories, I realiied nominal exerclsea, you would not
street; Second Avenue South from that I was practicing slow starva- have the "gobs" of fat there. It Is
Fast Sixth to eml of Main, and tlon for 1 could not consume any- highly Important to tone up the
all Hoard's Addition.
T11K CALIFORNIA ORK.GON
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C.'l.KNnU.F HOYS' N AItltoW '
F-SCAI'F. H llKN HK.ATII
John Bnrtle 14 -year old son
of Mr. and Mra. Fred Hartle of
Fernvale narrowly esenped death
Sunday, when ho took hold of en
electric wire rarrvlng 2.20(1 volts,
John and his little brother were
plsvinr on the c.lcndnla l.nmher
Coe. flume that carries lumber
from the Fernvale mill, when he
dlsrovered a wire that bad fallen
over close to the flume and de-
cided to aee If he eould reach It.
lie waa successful.
Aalde from a burned hand he
earaped unlnlured. but had It no',
been for the fart that he was
severs! feet off the ground and
the Rhork causing him to fall, It
would In all probability havo pro
ven fatal. - UieiHtale News. -
Cook with t
HAIR
yon probably have my formula
for hair tonic, but In cans you have
mislaid It. I'U print It again at the
end of this chat. I adrlse every one
to use It In one of ila two forma: ;oll. 10 dropa; alcohol, 4 ouncea;
without the pilocarpine if theW Tr. cantharidea, 4 drams: Cologne,
are no gray hairs; with It If there! 4 drama; roae water, to make 8
is any tendency loward premature
grayness, or even H gray nair baa
already started. There Is always
an age when grayness is Inevitable,
but I oee no reason why age
should not be pushed back several
years. Tonics and proper care of
the scalp will do that.
Most hair needs but one tonic,
cleanliness and fresh air. Short
hair gets dirty sooner than long
hair, but la ao easy to wash that
most women are giving themselves
to successful -abaoipooa every week
now. A flood thing, too, for If Iho
scain la dry. a liule oil can be rUb-
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oeo in to cuuuuuva uie urjui, VI-
fecta of the ahampoo, and if Uie
acalp la too oily, the weekly wash
ing will not hurt it.
Pally thorough brushing la the
next thing needed, but we've talked
about that a lot recently. Hot olive
oil or hot crude oil ahould be rub-
fy oily one, the night before -the
snampoo, ruooeu in iiDentuy, ana
allowed to soak In all nlKhL 1 cured
one case of dry dandruff that had
existed 13 years, by rubbing
caslonally with olive oiL It took
months, but arter all, the nan-
draff had persisted years. Some
beauty shops use Iodine, but you i
Wieienf
busek
Laura A.KirKmon
REQUESTED RECIPES
TOMpRROW'S MENU
Breakfast
' Grapefruit
v Cereal '
Fried Liver 'and Bacon
Toast Coffee
i Luncheon
Baked Beans -.Catsup
pcttuce
Rolls Jam i Tea
. i Dinner .
Vegetable Soup
Baked Peppers Stuffed with .:
Hamburg Steak i
naked Potatoes Carrots
Cheese Ball Salad v .
Cranberry Tarta Coffee
Apple Cutter; Wiuh apples and
cut them In fairly small piece not
removing skins or coi-r. "lace
in t'no preserving kettlo and
barely cover with cold, sweet ci-
or. Bring to the boll and let con -
tinue to simmer tiU the apples are
tender, then rub through a. coarse
";
rnrn. Mcnuira the miln anil In eanh '
. . - - r -
quart add one pint of brown sug -
ar (or granulated siwar may be us-
ed If dealred), one Ublespoon of
around cinnamon and one tea -
spoon of around cloves. Return the
mixture to me preserving seiueiover tne top- place on Un COvera,
and simmer till thick. Store in ster-. ma itore- Many wonien write me
ilized Jars or eat at once. that ju,,, d0 Bot -jeli... Tnli
Cheese-Ball Salad : To one-half may be because they were not boll
cupful of either cottage cheese or ed long enough or because the
cream cheese, add one tablespoon fruits had not enough "pectin" in
of mlnred raw onion and one tea- them. When this happens, buy bot-
tuc loavps which have bwn'
DietHealth
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ANSWERS TO CORRESPONDENTS.
YOU CAN CAIN. TOO ..
"Dear Iioctor Peters: Two years
ago I purchased a copy of your that haa proved that counting ca
book. At the time I figured It was I lories works both ways. Mrs. M. As
a dollar waited, for while several I have slated so many times, un
nf mv friendn had rotten wonder- derweiirtlt. unlesa it la Caused by
fui results both ln reducing, and
gaining from your methods, I was
convinced that 1 was the eicenlion
where near the amount of food you
HMtea aa netng necessary tor an
ordinary maintenance diet, llow-
ever, 1 decided to try stretching my
stomach aa you advlced. I worked
tap to four Quarts of milk per day
nd In addition forced myself to
Hl ,hrv" meala a day. I made a
'l'ln ' ,n', ponnde per week and
' lho pnd ' weeks, found It
unnecessary to continue with the
milk. Alas and alack! I continued
to gain without effort and for the
Pt 16 monlhs have weighed 115
pounds, w'jlrh Is more thsn I want
to weigh, and my enormous appe-
tit continues. ,
."My principal trouble now Is a.
large abdomen, although thla was
present even when I was thin,
While my health la excellent I have
considerable gas and thla combined
wtilh the ge)s' of fat on mv abdo
tpen spoils tha looks of my figure.
"Assuring you of my lifelong an- dsr.
nreclallon o( your rescuing me i Now I want your lifelong appre
rrora the skeleton squad and my, elation for putting you in the nor-1
condemnation of your putting me roal sqnad. ao do begin to take
la tne fatty squad. Sincerely,-.' (Continued oa page .) '
TONICS
ad better not try ttaia yoQraetf.
The tonic formula, la: pilocar
pine hydrpchlorate, 1 f raiua; pre
cipitated aulphur, SO grains; car
bon detergent, 10 drops; caator
ounces.
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' Betty D. C. K You can bleach
the season'a sunburn from your
arms If you use cucumber juice on
them every few daya. Another way
Is to rub powdered oatmeal into
the skin after yon have washed and
rinsed It. The skin should not be
entirely dry aa the oatmeal la dry
ing will also make the skin very
soft and smooth.
Mr. E. T. B. Nothing leaves
the hair ao soft aa an egg sham
poo. . To do thla effectively, rub ,
the egg Into the acalp an hur be-1
fore the shampoo, and then pro
ceed as wltb any other method. All
the dried egg will dissolve in the
lather and rinse out qf the hair
while it carries with It aU dan
druff that may be on the acalp.
There la aulphur In the egg that
helps to purify the acalp. and that
loo, amounts to a special acalp
treatment
Anxioua Mother I do pet think
there is any particular age for a
boy to begin to wear long trousers.
It shoul be whenever the boys ap-
spears awkward in short ones; this
could be as early as 14 years of
age with a large. boy, or It wltb a
small one'. '
I drenched with
; (For "Bride.")
French dressing. ;
I Grape Jelly: Place stemmed
rpea In your preserving kettle
v. . no water (the grapes them
selvej contain enough juice to
I make the addition of water un
necessary). Heat and crush, and
I when the juice la running freely
'turn them into your jelly bag. Lei
drip overnight In the morning
measure thla juice. For each pint
' of it set aside two cups of granulat
ed sugar. Warm the augar on a
plate In your oven. Let the grape
juice boil gently for 20 minutes be
'fore adding the warm sugar to it
I Boil briskly till the sugar Is dls
' solved, and after that more slowly
till two drops will form at once on
I the edge of a spoon (when a little
0f the juice Is shaken up from the
; kettle and dripped back into It),
Thls Is one of the "jelly testa."
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acbe Turn the mlxtun nto
hot j,,1y ,iasseg wnch you have
Bter,iUed by boiling, empty, for 15
mlQatps ln cle water t0 COTer. if
you pour bolllng-hot jelly Into cold
. . l , .
i Kiassea uie Kiasnes win oreaK. oo
,Keep then, not by wrapplng i
towel, wtung from nnt vater. A,BO
,.e, them out of , drauehu at thla
llU5c - y,,,,,, tne jeljr ta cWd mnd
'. nr melted naraffine wax
mnt
n a T 1 k M sx
iiuni rcxers, ruu
tin. .A n.t:'J
Mrs. M ."
You have also Joined .he throne
some obvious disorder. Is due to
underrating, Juat as overweight Is
due to overeating. You don't real-
'muscles, both ln reducing and grfln-1
ing. You might receive aome bene-:
(it from heavy masag on the ab-'
dnmen, (beginning lightly, of
course). If you can afford It. Ret
one of the hand rollers that are on
the market The wooden one with
the peculiar corrugated surf are I
consider the best In maasaglng
yourself yon also automatically
give yourself some exercise, and
that Is not the least of the benn-j
.fits of selfmassage. Yoo ahould
; take special exercises for yonr poa-
lure, too; om- posture Is probably
incorrect and that makes your ab-
domen seem more prominent i
Your gas la probably caused by
'your overeating, and you have to
.begin to, rat little less and mas-
tlcate your foods more thoroughlr. I
Perhaps yon had better rnt down ,
on your starches and sncirs. 1 ;
: would keep up the quart of milk a "
7"
; ; thanksgiving Sale Of
DINING SERVICE
Dining Furniture
, 8-Piece Combination
American Walnut Dining Suite
t the
Special Price of $108.00
. Italian Pattern
8-Ptace Combination
American Walnut Dining Suite
Regular $221.00, at the
Special Price of $176.00
- Library Extension Tables
Either Combination American Walnut or Combination Ma
hogany. Regular $23.75.
Special $18.00
These dining suites are not cheap woods finished in Wal
nut and Mahogany, but are the genuine woods used in the
ezpoaed places and a cheaper wood used for core stock.
McKean,
Complete House Furnishers
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BUSINESS AND PROFES-
8IONAL WOMEN
The regular meeting: of the
Business and Professional Wo-
men's Club will be held Friday
at 8 p. m. All members ara 1 at Brand's Iload Stand. Will de
ft, urged to be present. livered when filled.
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Womarj Surprises Friends
"After a spell of Typhoid Fever 7
years ago I began to suffer from In-
digestion and cas In mv stomach
and colic attacks. This gradually
becanio so bad that mv doctor ad -
vised an operation for gall stones. new cabinet will be formed in sym- j
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Wonderful Renledy which I did with
splendid results. My friends were I
astonished at my rapid Improve-'
mcnt. I have no more bloating and
can cat anything I wish." It)s a
simple, harmless preparation that
removes the catarrhal mucus from
the Intestinal tract, and allays the
Inflammation which causes practic
ally all stomach, liver and intesti
nal allmenta. Including appendici
tis. One dose will convince or
money refunded at all drugglsta. I
GLENIMI.K. UriKiKT.TO liK
JIALSKD IX SIM OF .1,S3.
At the budget meeting held on
Monday evening, little Interest
was manifest by the citizens ln
general and the budget carried
without a hitch, making the funds
for the year 1926 with which to
run the city a certainty.
The amount asked for In this
budget was $7,595 less 12,000 de
rived from water rentals, making
a total of $5,695 to be raised from
taxes.
Those of the committee and
Winter's :
ainboX-iar:
JLolds
f? QuicKRelief
'I j For Old and Ifouny
DISTURBANCE I" A L0CL THEATRE
Tk yitmti ef a Weil thiw kmiw w
very much disturbed anA asrMiyed kf tl oo.
Unuou ccmbtas t F is s.
IK. DoB't k a Buitanc Hasi y Imt
a eaufb i.rald. A few aotet af TbIat's
ncney and T.r Compound taleM p.anptly
nil trlst vadr rel.ef. Kr. V. T. CUrv,
Wktta FImm. Va.. wrtlaet "Wa bava utM
tnUj'a Huer ani Tar Corrw-4 fr colia
14 Sad avusks wttk ilordld ralu.M
W. F. Chapman.
Only Light Car in
C A. LOCKWOOD MOTOR CO.
Roseburg, Oregon -.
Darby &
council that were present are:!
! Mayor Hagen. I. H. Smith. E. R.
Harvey, O. G. Setbor, A. Mosler
and It. M. Eberle. Glendale
iNewa. . .
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I Fresh grape juice at Overland
! Orchards. Bring containers or leave
GERMANY NOT UNIT ON
. i . LOCARNO TREATY PACT
BERLIN. Nov. 20. Chancellor
Luther told the party leadera today
that the governent will resign after
j the Locarno pact signing ceremony
'in London, Deember 1, and that a
i and obligations.
THANKSGIVING
Turkey and Chicken
SHOOT
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 22ND
at the John Marks Ranch
lunch"anp ammunition
served on the grounds
Everybody Come and Win a Turkey or Chicken for
Thanksgiving Dinner.
Roseburg Rod & Gun Club
WE DELIVER FREE
lt thf tlrphnn carry the mevsaffe and yon wen't have to carry the
baakvt of itrotrrlfn.
Otir Telpfhon 1 for your ronvtnipn. t,'iw if.
In tlrphnninfc your ortlura, yuu can rely on us to tend you exactly
wtii you want.
Moat of nr rustornrTs An mnnt ot tholr ordering OT,r the tckphon bf
mi.. thy know thnt they will it ft the tt't there Js on the market.
W hate mmn (,nry Hpltzer.b-?r appl i.
If you want wtet cltlor In Urn c pmall quantities we have It.
How ahuut ftin four kraut, it Im mtfibiy suuU.
The Store That Hervt-a You It. Kt 1'lione 13
ECONOMY GROCERY
O. l JOHNSON
Phone 63
Tha Store That Ssnrts You Best. 344 N. Jackson St
with 4 Speeds, Forward
the FOHD Euckstell-
MAVARM'
36-Diece English Din
ner Set, regular $22.50,
Special .... ,..;....$14.95
39-Diece English Din
ner Set. regular $2 1 .50,
Special $15.00
2 1 -niece NiDDon Tea
Sets at a saving of 20
2 1 -piece English Tea
Sets, at 1. SO
10 discount on all
oDen stock Dinner
Ware from Saturday,
Nov. 21 to Saturday,
Nov. '28.
Several close out pat
terns at half price.
Wm. Rogers and Sons,
26-piece sets of Silver
ware, carrying an un
limited guarantee. For
mer price $31.00, Spe
cial .. $13.5U
Baldwin
Roseburg, Oregon
DAILY WEATHER REPORT
u. S. Weather Bureau, local of-
fice, Rosehurx. Oregon, 24 hours
ending 5 a. m.
Precipitation In Ins. A, Hundredths
Highest temperature ye3terday 56
Lowest temperature last night 43
Precipitation last 24 hours 0
Total precip. since 1st month.. 2.94
Normal precip. for this month 4.37
Total precip. from Sept 1,
19M, to date 6.65
Average precip. from Sept. 1
1S77 : 6.52
Total deficiency from Sept. 1,
1926 97
Average precipitation for 46
wet seasons, (September
to May inclusive) 31.48
Generally fair tonight and Sat
urday; moderate temperature.
WM. BELL. Meteorologist.
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