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HALLOWE'EN DOINGS.
;; Teachprs, parents, and moralists, may say that the
jflath of the land should observe this or that public holiday
nra way calculated to bring out the true thought of the day.
ttrt youth has its own ideas as to how such holidays should
be;observed. Also it has certain far famed dates of its own,
which it sees fit to recognize according to its own notions
and traditions. One of the holidays dearest to the heart of
jflpth, is Hallowe'en, noted for ages for all kiwis of witch
$fy. Not merely do the boy crowd favor celebrating it with
411! due observances, but they are quite likely to start on the
4ftfre weeks before this date. As soon as it is dark after the
Jning meal, they are quite apt to be prowling around the
twn, engaged in such activities. The householder trying to
read his newspaper in peace, may be impressed with the
iiea that the wind is rising, and that the elements are threat
ening a most boisterous night. Yet it is probably only the
tuHlet crowd engaged in rattling his blinds, out of a general
ft!ire to have something doing in the neighborhood. fThe
(Htisewife may hear the bell ring, and run to the door, put
ftflg on her most radiant smile to greet some friendly cal
lers, only to hear the sound of scampering feet disappearing
along the sidewalk. Acts of serious damage are often done,
anil the boy who pulls down a fence, ortramples on the rem
nants of the garden, needs to have some good old fashioned
iltiodshed treatment If he doesn't get it, worse things may
lUtppen to him. People should not get too crabbed about a
EX.le noise on Hallowe'en night. But if the kids get the idea
pleat they should have free rein for their pranks for weeks
together, they need to learn that law and order still reign in
fioseburg.
Bishop Murray, newly elected presiding bishop of the
Episcopal church, is 68 years old, but he is not out of sym
iitthy with young people. He feels that while the boys and
glEls do some things open to criticism, on the whole they are
4J)igh type of youth. A man with that viewpoint will be
ifluch more successful in influencing the young people, than
those who denounce their vagaries and are filled with alarm
af;their alleged wildness. Probably a man like Bishop Mur
r,p j, if he wanted to influence any group of young folks,
ttyould not begin by denouncing their errors as so many do.
He would get at it in a more diplomatic way. He would' ask'
their opinion of certain practises. It would generally be
found that the better half of them would disapprove of about
the same things that he did, and if rightly approached, would
help stop such practises.
The income tax returns of 1923 showed 71 people who
declared incomes of $1,000,000 or more. Quite likely the re
turns for 1924 will show a still greater number. Many peo
ple will look with keen envy at these fortunate ones who are
endowed so richly with this world's goods. They will think
that the possession of all this wealth should ensure perfect
Happiness. Yet if you would ask these people if all their
wealth brought complete happiness, they would probably as
sert that they are no happier than anyone else. They might
remark that the care of all this wealth has brought them
added responsibilities, which in many cases are very burden
tome. The person with a moderate income who has enough
fa? actual needs, and who has learned to find pleasure in
things like work and friendship, has a good chance for hap
piness as anyone.
Reedsport, too, has become a very undesirable place for
violators of the liquor law. Evidence of that fact has been
piling up for a long time in the form of stiff penalties im
posed in the juslico court there. The latest pcrsou to feel
the action of the law there has been received at the coi nty
jail to serve a sentence of eleven months, in addition to ray
ing fines totaling $2300. It doesn't take many jolts of that
sort to produce wholesome re.sect for the prohibition statute.
RipplingRhijmos
THE MONTHLY JOB.
The first of the month comes round, and fills me with
pleasant thrills; my chortles of glee resound, as I gaze on
the heap of bills. There's pleasure in paying up for grocer
ies, shoos and hats, for bones for the bantam pup, and milk
for the Airedale cats. There's pleasure in signing checks,
aiid thinking how they will cheer the dealers in auto wrecks,
the vendors of Volstead beer. And there is a pleasure, too,
fjQ, gaining a high renown for paying one's bills when due,
und owing no man in town. This practice will gain a gent
renown that is good to win, this paying up every cent as soon
as- the bills come in. I journey with stately stride by day, in
ILb haunts of trade, and every one points with prido to me,
for my bills are paid. The pastor, he says, says he, "Exam
ples like yours are fine, and sermons, some six or throe, I'll
preach on the way you shine." Say teachers, who teach the
young, "Your policy still endures, no wisdom that e'er was
sprung is better for youth than yours. For debt is a mon
strous fiend Unit cripples the hale and strong; and anyone
should be beaned who argues that you are .fronjr." I pay all
my liills I owe, nor say, with a sickly grin, "I'll pay in six
months or so, as soon as my ships come in." The first of the
jjjonth arrives, I'm signing my checks all day; and gaffers
and kids and wives arc gayer because I pay.
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THUR6DAV, OCTOBER 29, 1925.
Br tlCKI tSBATCS
GOOD EVENING FOLKS
The legion mlnttrel tellers
Are practisn nightly
Which gives their wives
A chanct to do some
Xmss sewln'..
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DUMBELL OORA THINKS
A centipede is foreign money.
eft . a
The Rotary aggregation will sup
this eve with the school teachers
as their guest, tome ' of the Ro-
tarians will bring their wives and
leave early.
Dealers say ws are smoking less
tobacco, but don't say more what.
T V V
Morris (III.) farmer hanged him
self because he was summoned to
Chicago, which was a little too
rash.
" :
Paradoxical as it sounds, there
are not enough men down on the
farm.
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The girl who is willing to talis a
job never need die an old maid.
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Soma people can find fault where
none has ever been lost. I
Mary had a little curl
That hung betide her ear,
But when she went to bed It hung
Upon the chiffonier.
One and one make two, but two
and one make trouble.
VERV LITTLE NOWADAYS
Old Gentleman (to nurse): "Is It
i boy or girl?"
Sophisticated Infant (yawning):
What difference does it make?"
The lowest form of humanity Is
ths dog poisoner.
Big Hick: Jim Duncan is oettln'
chick with this new typewriter o'
his. I understand he takes her to
dances, cabaret and every place.
Little Hick: Yep, she's a rsgu
ar Remington Portable.
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It Is remarkable how many
doubtful meanings an alleged pure
minded person can find in an en
tirely rtepectable Joke.
'A beauty specialist advertises
that hs can make a woman of 40
look twenty yeara old. But. he
doesn't say which twenty.
' Some people cling to grudges to
fondly that one might suppose they
orew interest on them.
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Where there's a will there's
always a relation.
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ADD EPITAPHS
Here lies the bonee of Runner
Jones,
With politics he's through;
His last sad race was a hopeless
onase
For the board of revenue.
Beneath this eod Ilea Parmer Mack
Above him peept the daisy.
The bootleggers got all his Jack,
And left him rather hazy.
One nuan ahv bnlnht. u
wooed so ardently was because
they didn't have ee much coopera
tion. : I
Mother: I'm so worried about
Willie, he's done nothing but look,
out or the window all day.
Father: Wall, hs's old enough to 1
look out for himself, isn't her t
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"Sine ftnc have gon out a
style It's purty tough far tha klda
to stl gataa on Hallows'sn.
NEGRO POTENTATE
SAYS TREATMENT
IN AMERICA O. K.
(.tarhlri Prraj Iraanl Win.)
NEW YORK, Oct. 29. King
Nana Amnh HI, ruler of tho Kan
tl. a section of the gold coast of
West Africa, went hark to his peo
ple today, convinced that the treat
ment accorded negroes in America
lis better than In sny other clvlllird
Irountry, except France. The king
esme here a month ago fnr a study
jof conditions In American cities,
where large nrgrn pnpulatlnna
have romtn-gsted. He sailed today
Uboard the Cunard liner llerrngar
.la. for England, enroute to Africa.
The king said he never had ad
'voeated emigration of the negro
from America lo Africa.
' "The black people in America
'shuld be proud of the fact thst
they are Africans and they should
silopt the name of African and tie
It," h said. "I think the place for
I the African In America la America,
where IhrotiKh education and In
dustrial adanccment they will In
the future general Ions be of great
aasistanra to America. I
DOLLS AT PRICE
We are closing out our line of
dressed dolls, blque heads, sleep
ing eyes. Jointed bodies. tH't these
dolls at hull price at Carr's. Also
kiillyne and mil kid body dolls al t
price. Never before anrb values as
these. Ijiree finely dressed dolls
ss shove, $:l no dolls st $150, sleepy
eye dulls, with hair, as low as 15c
now at Carr's. '
X State frest Coatmant $
8(411 War Taxed.'
The average automobile owner
la ttlll paying the federal govern
ment tax of I0 oo each car
bought.
Since the tax was first enacted,
during the war, the automobile
buyers bave paid fvOO.000,000 lo
taxes on their ears to tbs govern
ment. It has coat retail dealers
140,000,00V to collect the tax.
There la no war now., The tax
on the automobiles Is a war tax.
It wat levied to help pay the war
coat: Most of the Liberty bonds
to pay for ths war ara la the
hande of men who bought thetn
at 80-odd cents on the dollar from
automobile ownera and) othera,
poor and otherwise, who paid 100
cents on tbs dollar and bought
until it hurt. i
These bonds, bought by their
present holders at a heavy dis
count, are non-taxable, ' ara the ,
uAiirltif In I liu anrM anil '
ut the price paid for them, draw
heavy interest. i ;
Is It necessary, and is It lust.
to still tax every automobile buy
er an average ol $30 on his car?
wouldn't It be fair to let those
who are coining heavy dividends
out of the war pay for the war?
Wouldnt that course do a
great deal to remove the profits
from war that are chief cause
of war? Portland Journal.
NOTICE
I will halfsole men's shoes for 75
cents; lady's shoes for (0 eents;
rubber heels 35 cents, leather heels
25 cents. J. W. Hall, 112 Bo wen
street, Roseburg.
; Support World Court.
If a vote of all Informed Am
ericans were taken today upon
the World Court the favorable
sentiment would be as nine to
one or better. Were it not for
senatorial dignity so averse to
making haste in anything, Am
erica! would today be one of the
charter members of thst court.
America hss held off from par
ticipation in the work of the Lea-
gue of Natione and the Locarno;
peace conference because or an i
unformulated feeling that as the ,
great world troubles are of Eu
ropean genesis, fcurope snoaia
be left alone to settle them; and '
alao because of a nebulous fear!
that If we, Join any peace wove, (
we shall be called upon to u..' '
the bills.' 1
Such sentiment is sheer provin
cialism. That the world is a unit
more and more closely knit toge
ther as travel grows less difficult,
Is an obvious fact. . Every step
toward keenlnc the world peace.
every favorable word spoken, is of I
vslue to America. This court u
one of the prime essentials to thut j
peace. It is necessary, lr nations
work well In harness, that thy I
come to the same court for Inter- j
national justice. i
It la no humiliation to a rlH) I
and-powerfui- nation, like ours., is,
take its court decisions fromvs
common table with the small,
turbulent aa half tamed nations
that thus far have been the little
fir which kindle world confla
grations. It is only by such com
mon obedience to a world court ,
that world lawlessness will ue
suppressed. Cortland Telegram.
Employe Partners
During the first half of 1925,
.n.tnm.r. ind mnlnvefl of elec
tric service companies purchased
1.9:!). 600 shares of stock, valued at I
185,130,0(10. This was 23.6 per!
cent of all the electric utilities
financing during this time.
Just how rnpliily the small buyer
6IaIaIarlaIaSSIIaTaI.I.I.jnHi
SLIPON
SWEATERS
Ik Fnrrnrirnr J
We are showing a big line of
these Fall Slipons this week.
They are just the thing for
brisk, cool mornings . and come
in handy for general wear.
You will be interested in looking these
sweaters over and they are priced attrac
Harth's Toggery
Stetson Hals and lleralicim Shows
rTTTiTaTTTaT'WTTffaMaTW
is becoming interested in this class
of securities may be learned from
the fact that while the total sales
of securities for Jons, 124, and
Jane, 125, were approximately the
same, about I26.500.OOO, the num
ber of purchasers last year was
only H.sOO.000, where this year It
was 40,150.
The wider these civilising utili
ties are spread In their ownership,
the better politics and business
and society wlU be. A country
owned by interested partners al
ways seats a landford-ud-tsnant
country. Oregon Manufacturer.
Keep It Secret.
Governor Pierce, In a Hood River
address, charges the Bewapapers
with parUal responsibility for the
crime wave because they print the
news of crimes.
Does the governor think the
crime wave would atop If the peo
ple did not know that burglars were
at work until their homes were
ransacked? Does he think there
would be no mora holdups If the
people did not know that a crim
inal waa in that business until the
crook had a six-shooter between
their ribs? Does he think that the
people are better protected agslnst
crime wnen they know that crim
inals are at work, or are they bet
ter able to protect tiiem selves when
they are expecting nothing until a
blackjack knocks them silly?
in snort, according to the execu
tive theory, shut your eyes to crime
and there will be no crime. Oo
down the dark streets expeeUng
nothing and everything will be all
right unless somebody cracks your
skull. And If your sknll Is eraeked,
say nothing: don't tell others In
order that they may protect them
selves; Just be quiet and the crim
inal will surely drop his operations.
In fact, there may be question it
the wounded victim should even
tell the police.
Did the governor ever hesr of a
problem being solved by shutting
your eyes to Its existence? Did the
governor aver bear of curing an 1U
by Ignorance?
The chief executive further takes
exception to the distribution of
news of the recent prison break.
The penitentiary is a public insti
tution, owned and maintained by
the people of the atate. It waa
built to keep criminals confined.
If hslf a dosen murderers escape,
should the public be kept in Igno
rance of it? Should they be warned
that dangerous men are at large,
or should that be kept a secret?
Should they be prepared to protect
their lives, or should they be left
at the mercy of the criminals?
Should the ' public be on the
cH for the marauders to warn
authorities of their presence and
thereby aid in their capture or even
perhaps effect It themselves, or
should the road be made easy for
complete escape by suppressing the
fact that the convicts are at large?
Has ths public a right to know
whether two public employee are
shot to death, or la that none of the
public's buslnessf Has the public
a right to know what is happening
at Its penal institution, built, main
tained and operated at publto ex
pense, or is that none of the pub
lic's business?
Perhaps the erlme wave can be
stopped, by denying that there is a
crime wave, which the governor
himself freely admits. But the Jour
nal has been and stiU Is of the
opinion that you have to know that
there la a problem before yon can
solve that problem. Portland Jour
nal. ,
QUALITY CHOCOLATES
When we say quality chocolates
at 50c a pound it sounds doubtful.
Well, we have tbem. Not really a
50c chocolate but a better quality
that we are featuring at only 50c a
lb. Try them and you'll buy them
regularly. Oet them at Carr's.
FANCY PATTERNS
ARTISTIC COLORS
SPORT STYLES
WARM AND
COMFORTABLE
FLASHES OF LIFE
SFRINO VALLBT,
bridegroom of 17 paid 1500 to mo
torist who visited him to sell him
diamonds for his 80-year-old bride.
He baa found tiey were glass.
LONDON Raising to his lips a
loving cup such as graced King
Arthur's board. Ambassador
Houghton has been elected ss hon
orary knight of the round table.
MOSCOW Russia Is going to
train Chinese la political and so
cial science, at a memorial univer
sity, dedicated to sun-xat-Ben.
NEW YORK Mrs. Dorothy Ben
jamin Caruso Ingram, is denying
"gossip' that Italy plana to end
her guardianship over ber daugh
ter, Gloria. Her counsel ssys that
Italy assented to the guardianship
and to her marriage to Captain E.
A. Ingram, whom she is now pre
paring to divorce in Paris.
MADRID Spain is buying cor
respondence of Columbus and Fer
dinand and Isabella for 1215,000,
one-half what American collectors
offered.
NEW YORK Al Smith's wear
ling a cane is explained as due to
spraining the big toe of his left
.foot while playing with a dog.
NEW YORK The Benjamin F.
'Packard, last of the clipper ships
is to be converted into a floating
museum. Members of the mari
time shipping exchange are saving
her from the Junk pile.
NEW YORK A rifle disguised
as a walking stick hss been seized
by the police in their drive againBt
crime.
Rr Ailcniatlna Via Waller
Johnson of the Senators, bear
; nun ting in the everglades, put over
two wild ones before finding
bruin's plate and retiring him.
LOUISVILLE A man who
thinks his .name is Lower has ap
pealed to a broadcasting station to
establish bis identity following an
amnesia attack.
Majeettc Theatre.
It seemed that Jackson Gregory
writes stories to order for Buck
Jones, the William Fox western
star. "The Outlawk," one of bis
most recent books, has been made
I into a picture, "Hearts - and
i Spurs," starring Jones, and It will
be shown for the first time at
I the Majestic Theatre Friday. It
is a real western thriller.
"Hearts snd Spurs" Is a story
of a courageous cow puncher who
sacrifices himself In order to pro
tect the brother of the girl he
loves.
, The picture has a thrilling chase
and several slam-bang fights, cli
maxed by an avalanche which
buries the hero and the villain
In a shack. The villain is mort
ally hurt and. on his deathbed,
assumes all the blame tor tne,
crime committed by the girl's
brother.
Carol Lombard Is Burk Jones'
leading lady. Freeman Wood
plays the brother and William
Davidson is the villain.
Antlers Theatre.
Movie patrons of the Antlers
Theatre are assured of one of the
season's rare treats when "Thank
You" cornea to 'the Antlers Thea
tre Sunday for a two day engage
ment. This William Fox pleturizatlon
o( the John Golden stage play Is
presented by an all-tar cast
that seldom hss been equalled for
quality In the history of pictures.
Heading the players are George
O'Hrlen, Jacqueline Logan and
Alec B. Francis.
The photodrama deals with the
troubles and persecutions visited
upon a smsll-town minister whose
salary Is woefully Insdequate to
his daily needs. i
Antlers Theatre.
Thrills and more thrills, some
of them on a western rancho, the
othera In old Spain during the
time of Don Juan that Is what
the Tom Mix fans may expect
when they go to see the "Lucky
Horseshoe." the lstest Mix picture
which will fce shown at the Ant
lers Theatre beginning Saturday.
The first thrill cornea when
Tom races after a swiftly moving
trsln on Tony, with Billie Dove
in his arms, and places her safely
aboard. - Next comes the time
when he leaps upon Tony and
dashes after the runaway homes,
which are headed ' towards the
edge of a precipitous cliff with
the girl In a flimsy carriage be
hind tbem.
Then there's one thrill sfter an
other; Interspersed with the com
edy snd romance In the sqnenre
In wlch he dreams he is Don Juan.
The scene shifts to old Ppaln snd
the georgeous palaces of the old
Spanish grandees, culminating In
his leap over tne tail papapei ana
his escape with the lovely Dona
Isabella.
CHRISTMAS SHOPPINO
Several sales a day now for
Christmas gifts. Naturally people
go to Carr's for the best assort
ment of Christmas goods. Our toys
are SW't In now and are on dlHplay.
Karly choice Is always wise. Christ
mas ranis, tree trimmings, station
ery, towels, fancy work, hose, chins
and glass. Jewelry, notions, and
all such gift goods are on dinplay
now. You can Just ss wrll buy
now and benefit by your early se
lection. The toy and gift line at
Carr's Is bigger and better than
ever. We really earry a bigger
, stork thsn a town the siie of
Roseburg would warrant, yet al
ways our aim Is to be of the most
service to our customers. When
you shop at Csrr's you know you
are xettlng good merchandise In
. blgttssortment at a low price. We
' Invite your early Inspection of our
stocks. Carre.
BPKl.NO VALLaST. N. T. A
LOOKING TOWARD WINTER
It doesn't much matter if you i pensive beauty parlor treatments as
have sunburned face, or even a i you can be helped by a violet ray
dark brown V down the front or
your chest; that doesn't look bsdly
with an evening dress and is rath
er charming with tailored Irocks
and coats. Ths one souvenir of a
hot summer that you mustn't have
Is a pair qf sunburned or freckled
hands.
Supposing then, your hands are
not as white as you wish them, let
us consider some remedies You
could, of course, wear cosmetic
gloves at night, but you must be a
better sleeper than I am to "go
off" with gloves on. I've never
managed to stand cosmetic gloves
for more thsn an hour, then I've
had to get up and wash my
hands before I could get even
drowsy, so 1 do not expeot my read
ers to try them. Instead, try this:
Clean your bsnds all over with
lemon Juice, even though it stings,
then rub pure, fresh lard, all over
the Juice and slip your hands Into
rubber gloves. If you're washing
or doing housework, you can man
age very comfortably in rubber
gloves, or you can read or do any
work that Isn't fine work. After
an hour, pull off the gloves, scrub
the hands with sokp and water and
a small scrubbing brush, push back
the cuticle and clean the nails. Do
this daily.
Wash your hands with hot water
snd a little soap, rinse in hot water.
I Pour a little oatmeal powder on
the hands and rub until dry. -rnis
Is a fine bleach. Use any of the
bleaches given yesterday on the
bsnds, but try to keep them Inside
the rubber sloves for a Dart of each
day for the pure lard is splendid ! your doctor about "violet ray or
for the skin. It makes it soft and ' high frequency" treatments, and
moist, and keeps the bleaches from ; he may direct you to some hospl
drylng it too much. I tal clinic, as you state that you con-
not afford to pay for help of this
Miss L. R. F. The little red lines kind. "High frequency" is sn lnten
are probably congested and broken siticd "violet ray."
veins. These do not call for ex-1 Tomorrow Ugly Periods.
husekeh
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Lourt. A.KirKmon
CONTRIBUTED RECIPES
TOMORROW'S MENU
. Breakfast
Grapes
Cereal
Dropped Eggs Toast
Coffee
" :" Luncheon ' '
Baked Canned Corn au Oral in
Left over Celery
Rolls Marmalade Tea
' ' Dinner
Ciram of Onion Soup
Veal Loaf
Baked Potatoes Spinach
Left-Over Cold Slaw
Steamed Cranberry Pudding
Hard Sauce Coffee
Mrs. D.: "Other women may
like my White Cake Frosting: I
put about seven-eighths of ft cup
of granulated sugar into the top of
my double boiler with three tea
spoons of cold water and one un
beaten egg-white, and cook the mix
ture seven minutes sometimes a
little less. During the cooking, I
beat the mixture constantly. It is
ready to spread on the cake when It
begins turning a little bit sugary
around the edges."
Mrs. W.: "My Corn Muffins are
a little different from other house
keepers. Here is the recipe: Mix
together one cup each of white
cornmeal and bread flour. Add
one-fourth cup of granulated nilgai .
a pinch of salt, and two teaspoons
of baking powder. Stir well, bo-
Diet -
By Lulu
flMIJUAUfy t .
Q siwtat
THOSE CALORIES!
Mary had served In, the family
for many years as cook snd gen
eral dumeatlo and was greatly be
loved by the family. One day with
teara in her eyes, she announced
to her mistress that she was go
ing to resign. She knew she had
I given faithful service hut now the
girls were dissatisfied and were
making uncomplimentsry remarks
inbuilt her cooking,
j "Why. Mary! What do you
jmean? The girls love your cook
ing as they alwuys hsve."
'Uut they are all the time say
ing thst I put something into the
food so that they can't eat It, and
I don't, Mrs. Snow! Truly. I
don't."
"Oh, I'm quite sure yon're mis
taken. Mary, but next time you
Ihear the girls saying these things
yon call my attention to It."
That evening, as Msry fas
(serving dessert, one of the dnugh
ters said: "No. one for me, Mary.
iToo many ralodlea In It."
Mary hurst Into tears and ap
pealed to her mistfes.. Mrs. Snow
t laughed happily and made ex
planations. Sn that'll what was
'disturbing Mary Cslorlea!
Msybe yon are like Mary an,i
do not understand slout Calories.
So we will hsve a little lesson on
'them today because you have to
jhsve a knowledge of calories in
order to have an Intelligent hies
of diet, especially of reducing and
gaining idlets. Perhaps yon have
heard that the calorie "theory"
haa been exnloded l.et ma aav
I that there la no calorie "theory,"
MS
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nirtHrtV.ll,
Are your hands sunburned?
treatment from any doctor that
; uses it in his practice. Inquire of
1 fore adding two cups of cold, sweet
milk, one weil-beftten egg. and one
tablespoon of melted butter Turn
the batter Into a greased "muffin
pan and bake 20 to 25 minutes In a
hot oven."
Header Friend: "Vanilla Wafers:
Cream one-third cup of butter with
one -cup-' of granulated suuar. and
stir in one beaten egg. When well
'mixed, add one-fourth cup of cold,
sweet milk and two and one-nuiir-:
ter cups of bread flour mixed and
sifted with one and one-half tea
spoons of baking powder and a
pinch of salt. Flavor with one tea
spoon of vanilla, chill, then roll out
on a floured board very thin. Cut
with a cookie cutter and bake on
a buttered pan in a moderate oven
for 12 minutes."
Old-Timer : "I believe that young
housewives Will like my Lemon
Pickle: Wash and wipe 12 large
I lemons and cut them In eighths.
: Put them iu a pan with one-half
i cup sale, eight cloves of garlic, and
i one teaspoon each of ground mace,
nutmeg, and alUpice. Add a bare
. one-eighth teaspoon of Cayenne
' pepper and one-fourth cup of mus
tard. Then stir in one-half gal
, Ion of the best vinegar and bring
: to the boiling point slowly. lAt
! simmer for 30 or 40 minutes, then
; turu the mixture Into a large Jar
I and for one month stir the pickle
daily, keeping the Jar covered when
i not stirring. After the month, store
1 in small glass Jars, sealed, or In
bottles tightly corked and the
necks dipped in melted parnfflne
wax. Flue to serve with sliced cold
meats."
Tomorrow Desk Comfort.
JHealth
Hunt Peters. MJ).
therefore, none to explode.
A CALOKIK is the unit of meas
ure of heat, and of the fuel or
energy value of foods. I Not bent,
not food, simply the I nlt to meas
ure them by Just as a yard Is
the uull of 'measuring the length
of dry goods, and the pint a uult
of measure of liquids.)
Technically, a Calorie Is thst
amount of heat necessary to rslfe
one pound I pint ) of water four
degrees Fahrenheit, or one kilo
gram one degrse Centigrade. This
Is kcown as the large Calorie an I
is the one used in dietetics. (The
amsll Calorie is l-1000th of the
large.) Briefly:
This Is the way It Is determin
ed: Anj spparatus known as the
bomb calorimeter has two cham
hers, the Inner shaped like a
bomb hence the name and an
outer, tlvhtly closed, which is fll
Ird wl'h a known quantity of wa
ter. The food, the energy of
tfliirh is to he determined. Is
placed In the inner chamler In an
atmosphere of pure oxygen, ignit
ed by an electric spark and burn
ed. The heat from the combust
ion goes through the water and
raises Us temperature. When a
pound of water is raised four de
grees F., one Calorie's worth Is
burned, fnr that amount of boat
has been rhoten as the unit.
There Is a very complicated ap
rsrstus known ss the "resplrs
tlon cslorlmeler" In which snl
mals or babies or adults ran live
for days and everything utlllied
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