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ROSEBURG NEWS-REVIEW. SATURDAY. SEPTEMBER 26. 1921
ROSEBURG NEWS-REVIEW
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ROSEBURG, OREGON,
CROWDED SCHOOL ROOMS.
From many cities the report comes, since the opening; of
the fall term, that the schools are crowded. There are no
doubt a number of school rooms in Roseburg where the
teachers are handicapped by having- to look after too many
pupils. In many crowded cities, there is a really deplorable
condition of things in certain buildings, where children are
clamoring for seats, and where different groups have to alt-mute
in a part time use of building. While it is some-
what unusual for children to be turned away because no seat
can be found for them in a school, 9et it happens in the great
majority of towns that too many children kre crowded into
some of the rooms. If the school authorities were asked how
'many pupils a teacher ought to be held responsible for, they
would probably Bay that to get wholly satisfactory results, it
would be desirable to limit the number in one room to around
iiO. But they might express themselves as fairly well satis-
,. fied if there are not more than 40 in a room. But rooms in
which 50 pupils are loaded on a teacher's back are not un
common. Kven with 40 children, it must keep a teacher
guessing every minute to keep those youngsters all working.
A near riot may start in the southeast corner, while she is
trying to make an example clear to come dullard in the
northwest section. It makes a very considerable demand on
a person's power of leadership, to try to get 40 or more
young people to do something for five or more hours daily
that they do not much want to do. While our people do not
want to see school expenses increase unreasonably, they will
as time goes on see that gains can be made in school work if
the attempt is made gradually to reduce the number of chil
dren that a teacher is supposed to handle.
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Aliens applying for American citizenship are being
, made to understand that the constitution of the United
; States and the Declaration of Independence are more than
mere scraps of paper. Some knowledge of their contents is
necessary before a foreign-born resident can attain citizen
" ship, as was shown in naturalization proceedings in the cir
cuit court here this week, and in the acquirement of such
knowledge the seeker is certain to be impressed with the
rights to be conferred upon him and to appreciate tH civic
responsibilities that will be his in return. Long is the list of
foreign-born citizens who have materially aided in the pro
gress of the United States. Millions of others have done
heir bits less conspicuously as useful citizens in the ordin
ary walks of lifo. May their numbers increase. There is
another class of aliens, howevcr.hose perverted ideas of
government render impossible ffieir fusion in the interna
tional melting pot of this country, and still another group
whoihave little or no knowledgo of the country's language
or basic principles of government and, furthermore, do not
care anything about either. It is against these latter classes
of dangerous malcontents itnd indifferent ignoramuses that
Uncle Sam wisely provided the 0t-sent test for admission to
. citizenship. Often, of course, an alien is naturulized who
eventually proves undesirable, but there is recourse to revo
cation of his franchise and deportation to rid the country of
his obnoxious presence.
"The proof of the pudding is in eating." The first
bout, under the direction of Roseburg's new boxing commis
fcion, is about ready to be iged. Its success depends wholly
on tho fact whether there is a sufficient number of sports
in this nock of the woods to "put it over." A like program
has been carried out in a few communities in this state
many larger than Roseburg but failed for want of enough
filthy lucre to make it interesting r cither the principals
or the audience. And much depends on the various "pugs"
who mnke up the string of events and their personal follow
"10 0,10 questionable bout will prove the undoing of nil ef
forts to continue a boxing commission in this city. The bct
, ter the sport the more dislike he has for anything that savors
;., of trickery.
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The in0re..shown in the local land products show by
the merchants of Roseburg and pfOlie gc-rally has cirtain-
ly been most grati ng. The Ot tendance has been jrood,
--while the displays have brought forth many favorable ccm
' -mendations from home people as woll as .grangers who have
taken this opportunity to ucquaint themselves with the pro
ductiveness if this section of the state. Those who were O
strumental in making the event such a ('renounced success
have been well paid for their efforts, the showing made be
ing far beyond expectations.
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Anyway, the fellow w ho believes in spreading good fol
"IlowshiOand cheer among friends and vciuaintunccs with of
1,erings of flowers to the living has a virtue that commends
him to those whose minds are not perverted by tliv more
""worldly things ttyit are only a sham and. delusion.
Dispatches today tell the story of a ftiihtiihriite having
boen rammed by a steamer, registering a dmtli total of M
men. Uncle Sam is doing pretty well these d--u with his
iiirplnne and sea cruft to reach the high water mark for
destruction of life.
O ' All we need now is a week of beautiful f;dl weather to
. make TTie State Fair a perfect success.
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The Land Products Show is open for your inspection
this .evening. Take 'cr in.
President and Mauager
Becretary-Treasurer
Mar 17, mi), at the poat olllce at
tha Act or March j. i7.
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SATURDAY, SEPT. 26, 1925.
BY BERT & BATES
GOOD EVENING FOLKS
8aw a feller
Down at the
Depot platform
Thia a. m. and
At flrat we thot
He wat playln'
A at sal guitar
But found out later
That he Juat had
The asthma'
We 'apoae he avat
Plaln- a
Naeal catarrh.
DUMBELL DORA THINKS
An Italian villa it a bandit
We note an article today In
which a acientiat telle us a man
cannot live without a brain. Meb
ba .ao, mebbe to, but the feller
whe dropped in thia aanctum yea
tiddy p. m. and apent an hour ait
tin' en our deak with hit fact on
the typewriter and throwin' cig
arette butte en the floor would
bear a careful examination or a
poat mortem.
Now that a tuomarlna hae been
rammed and sunk, we wonder who
Colonel Mitchell will blamt it on?
The dapper Jack Kearne, erst
while ahekel-gatherer for Mister
Jack Dempsey, hae a new meal
ticket, one Mickey Walker and in
hia flrat announcement to the
aportlng world, Jack says Walker
has already had an offer for the
movies. Our advice to Mister
Kearne is to get Mickey in a aix-
reel thriller before he meete Dave
Shade again or he'll hafaJJ have re
pairs made on hit tnoeC
Mushroom huntin' season is on
In full blast and the deer slayer
hae a close rival for honors. Ah
me lad, think of the thrill of the
port. The etsatthy snsak along
the green meadows, the eagle-eyed
watch upon the green velvet of
grass, the cry of "Gosh, there's
onsl ' and the rush upon the
orouchln' demon; the desperate
struggle, the stranglin' grip of the
stricken toadstool, ths final con
quest and the hurlin' of his limp
frame upon the soak In' grass ah,
that la life of the pulain', palipita
tin', red blood variety!
' The go-gottere may be all
right however, there'e no use
grinnln' Just because some motto
card tells you to. The bird who
busts up and grabs your paw and
twiata It In a putnphandls grip un
til your knuckles pop may have the
right alant on life but we wonder
If he acta that enthusiastic whsn
he's at home with the wife?
It must be pretty tough to be a
life-guard et the bathln' beach and
hafta get a Job workln' In the win
ter. Sam'l 8ykee brot In a boquet of
posies to the sanctum this a. m.
and the office boy immediately die
posed of our home-grown boquet
which looked like a handful of but
tercups alongsids Sam'I's contribu
tion. A fashion not tavt comet art
com In' back. That'll b purty tough
on tho Chartoaton dancara.
f f i
Tha land - products show at tho
armory cIoms ight If you want
to ato what a failura you ma da of
your garden thia yaar Just go over
thera and taka a look at soma of
tha stuff our rural neighbors have
baan raisin'
J. W. Psrkins was playln' tome
inside rjawf at his domlclls and In
his maahis s0)ng crashed a Oan
deller. We would advlae Perk that
tiddley-winks does Isss damage to
the furniture and la also vary en.
tertalnln'.
S-aa-a-ay Maw!
I wanta play aom more
Km I take
MyJtath
TofibrryT
At tha watermalon tatin contest
at the Land Products show this a.
Misa Margaret Matzger put the
boys to a ha me and beat thair time1
for aevsral seconds. Which only
goes to prove who causes the gro
cery bills to aoar each month In
the average household.
m I !
The contestants didn't take time
to 'aoit out the seeds" and what
they didn't get In thtlr ears they
swallered. . ,
But anyhow, if they didnt all
win a prlte, they got their fill of
watermelon.
SS-r-Vf wjyn-.v '
"The leavct trt fallln' and tvtn
ths limbs of tha treat ara ex
posed." NOTICE TO CAS CONSUMERS
Can will b shul off Sumls;-. :
Sept. it, beiscen the hours of 21
and p. m.; because of tiiTcssary,
repair.
soi TiiKiiN' ORy:t)X has ro. (
Nave Vou Attsndsd tha
REVIVAL SERVICES
At the Big Tent?
I. State Press Comment
la The Farninr Proaneeous?
Heralded everywhere through
the aally press Is the claim of re
turned prosperity for asrteniture.
And tha truth about roturnlur
proaperlty cannot ba Questioned
after comparing tb present eco
nomic conditiona with those ef
fecting the farmer at the lowest
point of depression two or three
years ago.
Agricultural prosperity, how
ever, like the prosperity wblcb
affecta every other industry It a
matter of degrees. To say that
any Industry or business la pros
perous limply because either
prices or crops or both ara bet
ter than formerly may aot mean
that even now there is prosperity.
Nor la growers ot farm produc ts
or the manufacturer of goods
to the consumer levea little or
no msrsla of profit after the
cost of labor, raw materials and
other expenses are deducted even
though the selling price la high.
Neither the farmer, livestock
breeder nor any other producer is
prosperous unless he is making
more money than bis Immediate
requirements for there 'are losses
ami depreciation to be met.
The producer must. In order to
be really prosperous, receive for
his efforts. Investments, and re
sponsibilities; adequate wages
for himself, reasonable rate of
Interest and fair profit on bis
Investment.
Economic conditions for the
farmer have greatly improved but
there Is need for still further Im
provement. And for thla purpose
efficient production, lower trans
portation and cooperative market
ing should be persistently sought.
Salem Statesman.
State or Association?
The case of Joe Dunn, preside nt
of the Oregon Motor Association,
against Sam Koser. secretary of
state, attracts attention. Just now
y- k .swiw .nH.M- aour, sua tue iruii juice, one tea
latrative action of a atate official apoonful of soda, two atblespoon
and because said state official Is re- fula of milk, one teaspoonful ot
ported to have gubernatorial arabl-cinnamon and one-half teaspoonful
lions. of doves, Mix all together and
The causes which agitate the
auto chief follow: The secretary
of state who la charged with the
sole administration of the auto cer
tification law, appointed the cham
ber of commerce at Rouchurg the
registration office for, nr;or ve
hicles from outKlde the L.ite.
Scores of other chambers of tv -merce
In cities scattered through
out Oregon were made legal regis
trants for the tame reasons upon
which Ihe appointment of this
chamber was made that the work
could be done here promptly, effi
ciently and that transient motor
ists could here conveniently learn
of the resources of the state, of
scenic routes and other publicity
which would he of Interest to them.
In the petition of the president
of the motor association there is
demand for exclusive right to Issue
registration cards; the declaration
that the present plan entails con
fusion; and that the continuation
of the chamber of commerce regis-
tratlon is in the Interests of the
secretary's political ambitious.
The whole matter rusolves Itself
Into a content to determine wheth
er the duly authorized official ot
the state shall administer the cer
tification Law under the commonly
accepted interpretation of the law
giving him authority to locale regis-!
,r.i,.n ..rri..u. r ,h.,,h... .h mn.
tor association may dictate to him
the location of these agencies. The
state is Interested In that It It Im
portant to know whether lis own
officials are to administer Its laws
or whether some organization can
assume to Itself dictatorial powers
over said administration.
It the secretary of state Is, as
accused by the association, acting
upon the theory that his appoint
ment of the chamber of comO'rce
as registrant Is good politics ba la
showing a woeful Lark of knowl
edge of the political game, since
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The Hart Schaffner & Marx
Label means new color, new style, new
fabrics and always fine quality
Duds for
QUINE
KITCHEN
CUPBOARD
By NELLIE MAXWELL
Variy of Good Thing
EVERT Httle while boom as
asks fdr recipe for Scotch
ihort bread. It la too rich for dally
fond, but wUI ba enjoyed occasion
ally; U la pica served wltb cop
of tea.
Scotch Short Bread Taka tare
pounds of flour, one pound of bat
ter, one-half poand of sugar and
two beaten egga, a grating of nut
meg and teaspoonful ot grated
lemon peel. Mix and roll one-halt
Inch thick. Prick wltb s fork and
bake In a hot oven.
Breakfast Toast Mett threw ta
bletpoonfnla of batter la frying
pen. Out bread Into one-fourth.
Inch slices and cut each Into
squares. Lay these In melted bat
ter. Beat four eggs well; add salt
paprika and pepper lo tea sua with
one-half cupful of milk; pour aver'
the bread. Cook until well browned
on tba bottom, then turn each piece
with a apatuia and brown on tha
other aide. Serve hot.
Arabian Ambroala Thla aounda
good enough for any occasion, but
la a moat almple and eaay-to-pra-pare
deaaert. Measure) two cnnfnla
of choice datea. wipe them care
fully and remov the pita. Cut tba
datea into quarters and combine
with one cupful of walnut meats
coarsely chopped; add one tsble
spoonful of lemon Juice aad arrange
the mixture In sherbet glasses; top
wilb a spoonful of whipped cream,
or marshniallow cream.
Frultinas. Beat two egga and add
one and one-half cupfnla of sugar,
one-belt cupful ot softened butter
snd a teaspoonful of salt. Soak
one cupful of raisins In two table
spoonfuls of orange or any fruit
juice lor an nour. men put through
the meat grinder. Mix and sift
j three and one-balf cupfula of pastry
beat well: add Iba raisins and droo
oy lesspoontnis on a casing aneet.
two Inches apart. Bake eight to
ten minutes. Thla recipe makes
about fifty cookies.
UB, ISM. WM.rs Nava-OR- Vakte.)
the motor association la composed
' several thousand more voters
lu.i are members of the Roseburg
cbam,ber ot commerce.
But It Is possible that not all
motor association members are In
accord with the president'a atti
tude. The action of the associa
tion through Its president in arbi
trarily furnishing to the associa
tion branch at Roseburg state
registration cards which the law
specifically provides shall be fur
nished by the secretary of state la,
to say tbe leasts aa arrogant aa it la
defiant.
For the motor association to dic
tate the administrative policy ot
the secretary of state or that of any
other department of the state.
should not
be tolerated. Salem
Statesman.
LAURELWOOO IMPROVEMENTS
' The new paving will soon be
completed, and with .the high
Khoo 1erec,,'d- - r "
i Vance in vsiue. ror a snort time
1 'oU wtll s-ll at S300 for forty feet.
Some of the choice lots are still
available.
Heat wim goa.
Have You Attended the
REVIVAL SERVICES
At the Big Tent?
'Brackens'
One of the New
Fall Colors
Brackens are rich
shades of brown from
the dark Scotch bram
ble to the lighter fawn
shades. Other good
ones are Antwerp and
bottle blues.
Men, Inc.
BROTHERS
FLASHES OF LIFE
X.
LONDON, Sept. 26. Tbe billiard
cue with which be won a victory
over King George on the green
baise at Balmoral will be carried
borne soon by (Jeorge H. Merrill of
Washington, who was a recent
week-end guest ot the king at the
royal estate In Scotland.
After a day ot deer stalking the
king challenged Mr. Merrill to a
match of HO points. The American
finished 20 points ahead of his
royal host
Tbe king. It Is knows can wield
wicked cue at times, but be Is
not as good a billiard player as his
father was. King Eilward VII of
ten belled bis own dictum that "no
gentleman should be capable of
making a break ot more tban 2S
points." j
' What would King George do with
a whale If he were presented with
one? was the question prompted i
recently by the chase of one of
these mammals of the deep off the
English coast by fishermen who
sought to capture It for their ruler.
The Idea of presenting a whale to
the king Is In accordance with an
act dating back to the days of King
Edward LI. under which all whales
and sturgeons with one exception
caught around the coasts of Great
Britain belong to tbe reigning mon
arch. King George bos rsrery had the
refusal of a whale, bat he has bad
several sturgeons presented to him
during his reign, the first such gift
being made at the time of bis coro
nation. A curious English counterpart of
tbe old time American habit of
recognising greatness by giving a
man s name te a brand of cigars re
vealed Itself at tha horticultural
show when ' a new unchrlstened
dahlia was shown and named.
It wot named the "Jack Ilobbs
Dahlia," after the modern king of
professional cricketers. Hobbs all
this season bos been more than
ever in the public eye and admiration-
Not only has be exceeded
the record of 1926 "centuries"
made by the greatest of by gone
cricbeteers, W. G. Grace; but he
has beaten bit best previous ag
gregate runs in a season .which was
2.82? In 120. A "century" Is 1U0
or more runs scored by a batsman
In a single Inning.
PARIS, Sept. 26. The highest
prices ever paid for grapet from
the famout "King's Vine" at Fon
tainblenu were realized at tho an
nual sale when a sum nearly double
thai of 1924 was taken In.
The 1925 production, which was
of good average quality, brought
1700 francs for thirty six lots of 25
pounds each, as against 900 francs
In 1924.
The grapes come from the cele
brated vine planted by King Henry
IV In the 15th century. With the
care given It by Louis XIV, and de
spite Napoleon's Indifference, It' Is
now considered the finest specimen
of Its kind in En rope.
It has a counterpart In Hampton
Court, England, which produced
this year 600 bunches of grapes.
Longer Bklrts, longer sleeves
and high collars will be the rule
In women's dress for the coming
fall and winter seasons, the dicta
tors of fashions have ruled. Most
of the fall and winter models dis
played at the "grand openings" of
the leading dressmakers show a de
cided tendency toward tight fitting,
particularly at the normal waist
line.
All the frocks for day time wear
have long sleeves, mostly large
from elbow to wrist, and nearly all
have high coQ's, some reachiug to
the ears.
For evening Jlie styles run lo
lace, In black, gold or silver; vel
vets and silk or chiffon in light
colors. Many are fur trimmed, and
all bare embroidery. In floral de
signs of the finest beads.
The colors mostly used are black,
purple, bright blue, gray, all shades
of green and red. Much of the red
Is combined with black and many
of the blues are two-toned;
The world's butter and cheese
men, when they meet in solemn con
clave here next year will be asked
to rattfyn rule drafted by the
ternatlonitl Cheese commission ad
Berne, Switzerland, by which the
place of manufacture of all kinds
of cheese would have to be clearly
state.
Thus, cheese manufactured In
America, but resembling Emnien
thal, would have to be described
as "American Emmenthai" to dis
tinguish it from Ihe Swiss article.
The meeting of the cheese com
mission was attended by represen
tatives of France, England, tier
miny, lialy. Sweden, Norway, Hol
land. Denmark. Austria, Hungary
and Switzerland.
The French debt funding mis
sion to the United States sailed un
accompanied by a single woman.
The fair sex Is not represented even
among the stenographers, secre
taries and clerks. I
Strict economy ruled when the
mission was created, and M. Call
laux said: J
"I am not even taking my valet j
with me. In t Vr days of financial '
penance, we must show the Ameri
cans o do not Intend to spend a
ingle franc of France's money
without absolute necessity." i
MKRMN, Sept. 21 The Acer I
bites aroused by the celebrated
Dayton, Tenn.. "evolution trial,"
appt-ar lo have been transferred to
Germany whTe a debate on the
Darwinian theory has been raging
among scientists. The trouble start- j
ed when Professor Albert t. P.!
FMachmann, professor of embry-.
ology at the University of Krlan
gen, Bavaria, and a noted writer ;
on Darwinism, claimed recently in
the Munich Nurtiste Narhtichte.
that Ihe Darwinian theory of the
origin of Ihe species has been con
tradicted by later researches of sci
ence, and that but few tctontistt j
till accept It.
Thle led 12 professors of palaen-1
lology and znnkgy In Munich to Is-;
ne a atatement declaring that Bow,
as formally that regard the for-,
mulattos ot tbe doctrine of tha orl-i
tmwmm!w
Cold, Stormy Days
j Cheerless as they may teem, can be turned
into hours of real pleasure when your home it
Heated by One of Our Living
, Room Stoves .
We are displaying several stylet and at various
prices this week. Come in and let ut show you
these excellent values.
Churchill Hardware Company
The Iron Mongers
gin ot species among the highest
achievements of their respective
sciences.
They expressed the opinion that
this viewpoint is shared by almost
all representatives ot tbeir
branches of learning.
Boys' all-wool suits' and over
coats made to measure 118.00 to
$27.60 at Bernlers, tbe Tillor, 2
doors north Liberty theatre.
SIEKT UKTl'ltl.'(i H.EIT.
(AmrUted Pm Leaara Win.)
SAN PEDUO, Cal., Sept.26.
America's home-bound battle fleet
which is to paos In review before
Douglas Robinson, assistant sec
retary of the navy, was 90 miles
off the Southern California coast.
Mr. Robinson put to set aboard
tbe U. S. S. Arizona last night to
give official welcome to the re
turning dreadnaugats and de
stroyers. Tonight aboard the flagship
California, the assistant chief of
tbe navy will discuxs wltb Admiral
S. S. Ribinson and other fleet of
ficials the accomplishments of the
Australian cruise aud prepara
tions for tho coming cruise of the
Combined fleets to 1'oru aud Chile
this winter. ,
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SAN FRANCISCO
L03 Angeles and Way Points
BY PICKWICK STAGE
Two Schedules Daily Leaving
Terminal Hotel 7 A. M. and 3:35 P. M.
One Way Fare to S. F $14.75
Round Trip Fare to
One Way Fare to L.
Round Trip Fare to
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Two Days to San Francisco and Three Days to
Los Angeles by Pickwick Stage
I CALL
l TermincO Hotel
jj Phone 586, Roseburg,
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TOSTOuV!aTflaTaVT!Sr
FOR YOUR BETTER HEALTH I
Consult with us at office in regard to
Dr. Marcell's
Miracle
OFFICE OVER ROSEBURG NATIONAL BANK
Office Hours 9 to 12 and 1 to S.
Later by Appointment.
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GOLDEN OPPORTUNITIES
Young men and women, you have today far greater opporlunltlet
than your faihers ever hail. Vou must, however, get the neces
sary business training and It can be bad at tbe Cugvne IJuslness
College.
Monday It tnrollmtnt day and thia it your Invitation.
Eugene Business College
T'S A COOO SCHOOL
A. E. Roberta President 192 Willamatta St. Eugene, Oregon
U fA
GLENDALE SCHOOLS ARE
CROWDED; I. O. O. P. HALL
TO BE USED FOR TERM
It was stated by a member of
the school board that owing to
the. crowded condition of the
school building, arrangements have
been made to hold school In the
lower floor ol tho 1. O. O .F. build
ing for the third grade, lays the
lilendale News. Miss Julia Eakin
haB been engaged to teach this
grade and the seats and black
boards have been ordered. It was
not stated as to Ju?t when the
building would be ready to occupy.
Mr. Tourtellotte of the f'rm of
Tourtellotte & Hummell, architects
of Portland, Wednesday was lu
Glendale conferring with the school
board in regard to plans for the
new school building. It was gVven
out that the grading contract would
soon be let
Sludenaker bunas no yearly
models.
Half's Catarrh
both local and internal, and has been
success tul lit the treatment of Catarth
for over forty years. Sol J by all druggists.
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moved without Injury let wt hear
from you.
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